Episodes
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Everyone Here Sucks
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ I rode my bicycle past your window last nightI roller skated to your door at daylightIt almost seems like you're avoiding meI'm okay alone but you've got something I needWell, I've got a brand new pair of roller skatesYou got a brand new keyI think that…
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Dwayne "The Pope" Johnson
https://media.rss.com/machjesus/feed.xml https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Nurgle, also known as the "Plague Lord," "Grandfather Nurgle," the "Plague God," the "Lord of Pestilence," the "Fly Lord," "Plaguefather," and the "Lord of Decay" among many other honourifics, is the Chaos God of...
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Cousin Massages (with Ronald)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Damnatio ad bestias (Latin for "condemnation to beasts") was a form of Roman capital punishment where the condemned person was killed by wild animals, usually lions or other big cats and wild dogs like wolves. This form of execution, which first appeared...
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Jimmy Jolly Rancher (with Isaac and Ronald)
Check out the link to watch videos of us getting electrocuted: https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ The curse of Cain and the mark of Cain are phrases that originated in the story of Cain and Abel in the Book of Genesis. In the stories, if someone harmed Cain, the damage would come back...
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Women's Golf (with Isaac and Ronald)
Come post some silly stuff on our subreddit:https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/Several studies have shown that female athletes are more likely to tear their anterior cruciate ligaments (ACLs) than male athletes.[202][203][204][205] According to William Levine, director of sports medicine…
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Fetus Abduction (with Hannah and Isaac)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/Bobbie Jo Stinnett (December 4, 1981 – December 16, 2004) was an American 23-year-old pregnant woman who was murdered in Skidmore, Missouri in December 2004. The perpetrator, Chelsea Chanel Dudley, better known by her stage name Chanel West Coast,[3]...
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Wojak Horseman (with Isaac and Stephen)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/ Common characteristics of identifying a member of the Juggalo subculture are as follows: Drinking and spraying the inexpensive soft drink Faygo[11][12] Listening to horrorcore and other types of underground rap music Wearing face paint, generally those...
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The Boogaloo Boys (with Isaac and Stephen)
https://www.reddit.com/r/MachJesusPodcast/insane. good god. holy moley. jeepers creepers. gadzooks. jiminy christmas. cripes. good golly miss molly. goodness gracious great balls of fire. holy smokes. holy mackerel. zoinks. zounds. man alive. eureka. bazinga. brain blast. my kingdom for a horse....
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The Cold Streets of Nicaragua (with Jared)
How to use XanaxSee also Warning section.Read the Medication Guide provided by your pharmacist before you start taking alprazolam and each time you get a refill. If you have any questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist.Take this medication by mouth as directed by your doctor. Dosage is based on...
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The Eye of Soyron (with Isaac)
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all,...
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Corpo Slime
Howdy there, Mr. Lee. What's this? Filipino New Year's? No. Why you say that? 'Cause you're cooking a feast. I can smell it from the interstate. What is that? Barbecue? Yeah. But it not coming from here. What is that noise? What is your take on this, Jerry? The people will love it, Mr. President....
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Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore
"Wow, you're even bigger than I thought!" Amy says softly." I'll go slow so I don't hurt you, okay?" Sonic asks, trying to reassure her that it would be okay, because now that he was hard, he needed to do this, badly. She nods in reply, spreading her legs wider, signaling for him to begin. Sonic...
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Smells Like Teen Fracking (with Stephen)
Check out Steve's art page https://www.instagram.com/longboi.gg/ The M26 is a fragmentation hand grenade developed by the United States military. It entered service around 1952 and was used in combat during the Korean War. Its distinct lemon shape led it to being nicknamed the "lemon grenade"...
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Scarlet Rot
Угу, это мое дерьмо Все девушки так топают ногами Несколько раз я был на этом треке Так что это не просто так произойдет Потому что я не безбашенная девушка Я не девушка-холлабэк Несколько раз я был на этом треке Так что это не просто так произойдет Потому что я не безбашенная девушка Я не...
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Monsters of Cock (with Stephen)
Nicki Minaj sitting here fantasizing bout layin you on your stomach and tune that big ole red ass up spittin and foldin the big red ass cheeks and long dicking that pussy till it's squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin got that dookie hole soakin wet soakin wet soakin wet…
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Turdin' (with Ronald)
Girl With Trout Video, also known as the Tassie Trout Lady, Using A Trout For Clout or 1 Girl 1 Trout, is an explicit viral video and piece of shock media involving a woman on a fishing boat with a trout inside her vagina. The video was purportedly filmed by an Australian couple in Tasmania and...
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Deathmach (with Brannon)
Check out Obelisk: https://www.instagram.com/___obelisk___/ DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK WE’LL TEACH YOU HOW TO ROCK DETHKLOK DETHKLOK SKWISGAAR...
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Minora Report (with Stephen)
The labia minora are located under the labia majora, which extend downward from the mons pubis. The space between the two labia minora is known as the vestibule, which is mainly occupied by the vaginal opening, or the vaginal introitus. In individuals who have not yet had sexual intercourse, the...
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Straight Up Shards Bro
Electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) is a procedure, done under general anesthesia, in which small electric currents are passed through the brain, intentionally triggering a brief seizure. ECT seems to cause changes in brain chemistry that can quickly reverse symptoms of certain mental health...
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Horse in Window (with Stephen)
Ain't found a way to kill me yet Eyes burn with stinging sweat Seems every path leads me to nowhere Wife and kids, household pet Army green was no safe bet The bullets scream to me from somewhere Here they come to snuff the rooster Yeah, here come the rooster You know he ain't gonna die No, no…
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Margarita Pocket Pussy
This is an open invitation to Nickelback frontman Chad Kroger: come catch these hands you punk. Meet me at the Fargher Lakehouse parking lot at seven pm. I'm there every day because I smoke black and milds with these guys I met there that aren't gay. Come feel the wrath of a true feral hog or...
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Speaking of Adam Driver and Jousting
Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph (born October 22, 1992), known professionally as 21 Savage, is a rapper based in Atlanta, Georgia, United States. Born in London, he moved to Atlanta with his mother at age seven. He became known after releasing two mixtapes in 2015, before attaining international...
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