Make Room For Sports - Varsity Edition

This week, Mateo explains Arsenal's premier league championship and teaches us about soccer. Then we cover the NBA's famous "one Mikal per year" rule, Simon delivers another moral reckoning on this week's round of "Bum or Loser," we consider the subtleties of granny shots in cold weather with or without oven mitts or regular mittens, and finally, we discuss the notable sports deaths since last week. 

The main topic is Sumo wrestling - the US Sumo Open to be exact, which took place in Long Beach, California on May 9th, 2026 and was attended by Simon and Mikal. We also discussed young track star Gout Gout, the new marathon record, and what might happen if NBA players switched Jerseys. Email us if you want:[email protected]

NBA play-offs, Kentucky derby, Major league baseball

Today's episode focuses on the the volunteer volleyball announcer who criticized the phenomenal Jordan Lucas, Dave's pop quiz segment, is the NBS scripted, the dead baseball player report, and sports-related poop accidents. Plus much more!Email us:[email protected]

Today we try to keep sports general, but we end up learning a lot about baseball - mainly pitchers from the 1800s, pitchers with possible autism, players with necklaces, and what is "the green monster?" We also discuss sports movies, grenades in footballs, Wemby, the 2028 Olympics, and whether or not Sumo suits on college campuses is problematic or not.Email us: [email protected]

In today's episode, we move at breakneck speed as we try to understand how Jaylen Brown uses astrological signs and numerology to be a team leader and bond with his team mates. Since Mike is absent, Mikal takes over for the Dead Baseball Player report. Of course we cover many other topics including: the quadruple amputee corn hole player accused of murder, the father of modern cheerleading and the dangers of pickleball, Netflix hosting the opening day of baseball, the Puka Nacua biting incident, the Tiger Woods care crash, the Michael Jordan of dolphins, March Madness, and plays of the week.Email us at:[email protected]

This week on MRFS: we catch up on the last 8 years in sports, Mikal talks tennis, Simon predicts the future, Mike eulogizes some baseball players who died, and Dave recalls an OTB on Long Island. We get sad about the state of things, but Mikal offers a note of optimism about women and a story about a marathon traditionalist who tackles weirdos.