Makeshift Majesty

Like most of the galaxy, Adam saw Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens on Friday. Here is his immediate reaction and a few random observations.  Remember, this podcast officially relaunches in 2016. Stay tuned for more craziness as we get closer to our return. Visit PopMajesty.com for more reaction to The Force Awakens, and to join the conversation. "Snowfall" by Shady Dave.

Here's an important audio timeline which we hope helps bridge the gap. Music by Chris Zabriskie. Voiceover by Optimus Grime.                             Visit Popmajesty.com. 

I am really stinking busy. This is just a quick message for you. We'll try and get more stuff up soon. Enjoy Led Man!

An actual science ninja asks for your videos, Falo gives his meat to Ian's wife, two lopheads from Frontenac look for the flea market, etc. Enjoy! Featured Artists (In Order Played): Sid Maudlin - "The Good Stuff" - www.sidmaudlin.com Amy Kohn - "1977 Swimming Lessons" - www.amymusic.com Cowboy X - "2nd Second" -www.myspace.com/cowboyxmusic Falo - "Mouthshredded" - www.myspace.com/falo666  Tommy Brown - "Who" - www.tsuprecord.com Namco - "Lonely Rolling Star"

[featuring Ben Boatwright, Spring Clock Wonder, Stateshift and our mistress of poop!] - It is a short episode this week? Why? Because we are getting ready for the QUARTER BIRTHDAY SHOW! That is right! In TWO weeks we will be back to celebrate and play amazing music. Love sex? Love film? Love violence? Love comedy? It will be extremely neato -- an orgy of the senses! Enjoy! DID YOU HEAR US ON CBS RADIO? WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE! IT RULED! Featured Artists (in order played): Spring Clock Wonder - "Confessor Moon" - www.springclockwonder.com Stateshirt - "Fell Out of the Sky" - www.stateshirt.com Pinknruby - "New World" - www.pinknruby.com Seren-Dippity-Do-Dah - www.myspace.com/sweat_e Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com! Music, sex, violence, film, comedy, porn and stupidity! This is our life!

[featuring Bobtail Yearlings, Bitstream Dream, Cowboy X, Led Man, and so much more!] - Wade asks that you stop being gay, a phone sex girl has mommy problems, aliens phone in, Timmy hangs out in the woods, and great music reigns supreme! Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): Led Man - "I Love the Ways That We Fall Apart" - www.ledmanmusic.com Cowboy X - "Gabbi" - www.myspace.com/cowboyxmusic o---yeah - "preacherman" - www.music.podshow.com Jann Klose - "Black Box" - www.jannklose.com Bobtail Yearlings - "Willy the Cocoa" - www.bobtailyearlings.com Bitstream Dream - "Rising Sun" - www.bitstreamdream.com Seren-Dippity-Do-Dah - www.myspace.com/sweat_e Wade Baird - www.wadebaird.com Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring Flyleaf, Veruca Salt, Steve Ewing, Burle the Squirrel, and many more] - A screening in Chicago. Sarah goes wild, Heather performs, and all is well. Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): Flyleaf - "I'm So Sick" - www.flyleafmusic.com Ether Aura - "Waiting" - www.etheraura.com Tanya Nolan - "Loving Me is Necessary" - www.myspace.com/tanyanolan Steve Ewing - "When I'm With You" - www.stevee.com Heather Leigh West - "Fall Away" - www.heatherleighwest.com Veruca Salt - "Brian's Song (demo)" - www.verucasalt.com Seren-Dippity-Do-Dah (sings and does crazy stuff) - http://www.myspace.com/sweat_e Burle Squirrel - "Farm Animal Lover" - www.myspace.com/ianbaird Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring MIQ, Black Lab, Oh---yeah!, Scarling, The Perfects, etc.] - A listener calls in and mentions her bubble bath, crazy Wade unleashes his co-worker impersonation, and great cover tunes are shared with all! Also, Satan says stupid stuff to a Greenville legend. Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): The Perfects - "Hungry Like the Wolf" - www.myspace.com/theperfects Black Lab - "Remember" - www.blacklabworld.com Oh---yeah! - "Last Train to Lhasa Brasillion Remix" - music.podshow.com Scarling - "Creep" - www.scarling.com MIQ - "Everything Is Good Number Six" - www.myspace.com/miq2006 Be sure to leave us a funny message on our answering machine!  Visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com today! Subscribe to our free newsletter!

[featuring Scarling, Evil Beaver, Real Ones, and stuff like that!] OK, we had to shift our lineup around this week, but things will run smoother next week. Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): Hey Gravity - "Risen" - http://www.myspace.com/heygravity Real Ones - "Bratislava" - http://www.realones.no Evil Beaver - "Believe'n Deceivin" - http://www.evilbeaver.us Micronaut - "Ioncannon" (used as bed) - http://www.positronrecords.com Racine - "Essex Dog" - http://www.theracineworld.com Scarling - "Manorexic" - http://www.scarling.com MC 401(K) - "Red States" - http://www.myspace.com/mc401k Be sure to visit www.makeshiftmajesty.com and subscribe to our newsletter!

[featuring Atomsplit, Armor for Sleep, The Perfects and More] Chris Seaver of Low Budget Pictures has his friend Conan push the LBP envelope, Ian Baird interviews Kevin Reeves, and Brian Ratcliffe gives us The Keanu Reeves/Bill Paxton Experience. Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): The Perfects - "Changes" - www.myspace.com/theperfects Armor for Sleep - "Dream to Make Believe" - www.equalvision.com Tom Geiger "Vicious Times" - www.tomgeiger.com Led Man - "Was It Hard" - www.ledmanmusic.com The Five Maseratis "Everything is Falling Apart" - www.thefivemaseratis.com Atomsplit "Americanized" - www.atomsplit.com Wade Baird - "Unearthed" - www.wadebaird.com Kevin Reeves - "Shine" - www.kevinreeves.net The upcoming Kevin Reeves CD can be pre-ordered at his website! Chris Seaver: www.lowbudgetpictures.com visit our website: www.makeshiftmajesty.com Some of this week's music was provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Check it out at music.podshow.com

[featuring The BattleToads, Tourist, Led Man, Oranger, Diedre Flint and More] Doug Stanhope shows his support, we announce our voicemail number, and we say some strange stuff about running to the forest. Enjoy! Featured Artists (in order played): The Negatones - "The Basement" - www.negatones.com Tourist - "Everytime We Touch" - www.touristband.com The BattleToads - "Cigarettes Have Feelings Too" - www.myspace.com/thebattletoadsmusic Mirah - "Special Death" - www.krecs.com Led Man - "Just Shy of the Moon" - www.ledmanmusic.com Oranger - "Going Under" - www.jackpinesocialclub.com Defining the Moment - "Reminiscense of Sunlight Through Shadow" - www.rtmrock.com Diedre Flint - "Boob Fairy" - www.deirdreflint.com Doug Stanhope: www.dougstanhope.com visit our website: www.makeshiftmajesty.com Some of this week's music was provided by the Podshow Podsafe Music Network. Check it out at music.podshow.com

[featuring Bliss Station, Stella Soleil, Retrograde, and Troma's Lloyd Kaufman] Rants about a phone, and MIQ reviews Underworld: Evolution and the Red Dwarf Series 7 DVD. Enjoy! Featured Music (in order played): Vanton - "Silverbullet" - www.vanton.net Stella Soleil - "I Got It" - www.stellasoleil.org Retrograde - "Letting Go" - www.retrograde.ca Number One Fan - "Come On" - www.numberonefanonline.com Bliss Station - "Flowers and Balloons" - www.bliss-station.com Atomica - "One Day in New York City" - www.theatomicaproject.com Visit us at: www.makeshiftmajesty.com E-mail us at: [email protected]

[featuring Kevin Reeves, For the Drive Home, James Gunn and more] Jim Wells of Mystery Music joins Ian to discuss celebrity sex. Many terrific bands make their Makeshift Majesty debut, and the Sundance feature Steel City. Enjoy!Featured Music (in order played): For the Drive Home - "Letters of Revolution" - www.forthedrivehome.com Micronaut - "Ioncannon" - www.positronrecords.com Josh Woodward - "I Hate You" - www.joshwoodward.com Kevin Reeves - "Shine" - www.kevinreeves.net Chub Creek Music - "Sound Check Song" - www.chubcreek.com Happy Gemini 3 - "To the Top Again" - www.myspace.com/happygemini3 Contact us at: [email protected] Visit our website: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com

[featuring Uncrowned, freshsunday, and MIQ] Ian Baird calls in to report on the Anthrax show at Pop's in Sauget, IL. Enjoy! Featured Artists for 01/15/06: Uncrowned - "Queen of New York" - http://www.uncrowned.com freshsunday - "Melody Sings" - http://www.freshsunday.com Bob Narley and the Killer Kona Buds - "Vagina" - http://www.bobnarley.com MIQ - "Blue Is Your Favorite Color" - http://www.myspace.com/miq2006 Send E-mail to: [email protected] Visit: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com

[featuring Fragile Porcelain Mice, Stuckey & Murray] Makeshift Majesty is proud to also present our latest creation: Nut Slugger! Enjoy the first installment of Nut Slugger - Makeshift Majesty's exclusive audiotoon. Enjoy! Featured Artists for 01/08/06: Fragile Porcelain Mice - "Concept of Grief" - http://www.fragileporcelainmice.com/ Stuckey & Murray - "Taking a Dump at Work" - http://www.stuckeyandmurray.com/ Send e-mail to: [email protected] Visit: http://www.makeshiftmajesty.com