Man’s Not What?

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; Aliens being real and how they’re coming for Jon’s bum, why we’re wearing a skin suit to Hyde Park and how to fake working from home!Get in touch:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatPlease follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about:Who’s getting through 10,000 condoms in three daysThe Chuckle Brothers rescuing a broken cockAnd how to get revenge on your twat bossGet in touch:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatPlease follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What we talk about; penis injections, what not to put up your bum and why Millennials are smarter than Gen Z 🤪Get in touch:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatPlease follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s not what we talk about; why Jon’s sighing into his banking app, why dirty Magaluf door handles are the new flu jab, why a plastic bag is the safest place to keep £2000 in cash and how one fart can result in you being carried away in a coffin!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s not what we talk about; what Jon’s Mum and Victoria Beckham have in common, why Holly’s hiding from HMRC, bowel based soul cleansing and how stalking your enemies in a camper van can only be a good thing!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man's Not What we’re looking at the Loch Ness monster’s feet, having more conspiracy chat - this time about the moon, finding out what a 69 year old has done 950 times and we discover why Jon’s now using tampons.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What – Holly's finding out why Jon’s sending 😂😂😂 on voice notes, Holly’s visiting a rage room in Derby, why Ian Beale is our type on paper, and why Jon and Holly are becoming pirates in 2026… 🏴‍☠️If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon discuss Holly’s clumsiness theme tune, a savage little parrot, moist hands, paying for the last roast potato, and why Jon hates Greggs now, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy! 🎅If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What - Holly and Jon have created their own petty courtroom, debated Star Wars dildos, questioned Jon’s inexplicable beef with Basil of Baker Street, and explored the best way to put in your coffee order, plus each defends something they absolutely should be ashamed to enjoy!🎄☕️If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: Pottified Crapped (their spin on Spotify Wrapped), bloody bags!, why Die Hard is 100% a Christmas film, and exactly how you’d go about sabotaging Scotland’s winter. 🎄💥If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: Holly’s porridge budget crisis, the world’s most disgusting hangover cures, the milkshake tax, Jon casually revealing serial-killer vibes and a lime-related warning for virgins everywhere!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about: why Hitler’s back (and apparently packing a micro penis), how Jon has single-handedly set women back 50 years, the mysterious tiny bag containing a dog poo shaped stone and what a fiver would’ve got you in Victorian London!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon are talking about; the ultimate Dad shoes, how to pull a 79-year-old, why a fart is your best defence against snogging on the tube and find out who wins in a fight: Jon OR one million flies and a single mouse.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available everywhere you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What Holly and Jon are talking about Jeremy Corbyn in panto, BOG-ing-OF in your trousers, and inspired by Lily Allen’s new album West End Girl, they play Lily or Silly.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies...we’re not picky!

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon talk about the end of MTV, their tips for pulling off a hilarious heist, whether or not now is the time to start weaponising your bum and find out why they are liquifying their local police force.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about the return of The Inbetweeners, cool and interesting jobs, faking blindness for 50 years and find out why Jon’s choking down a Toblerone!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about digital IDs and Keir Starmer’s speech, why a man got fined for being a ghost, the UK being voted the most miserable place in the world, AI actors, Jon’s white shit and Holly’s dodgy colon… and, of course, that’s real Britain!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week on Man’s Not What, Holly and Jon chat about their chances of becoming MI6 spies, Mark Zuckerberg’s new glasses, the secret to making the perfect cup of tea, and the time Jon nearly shat himself on the Elizabeth line.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week on Man's Not What; What Holly does when she's really bored, what Jon's really doing when the emergency alert goes off and where Holly & Jon will live when they inevitably become squatters.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week on Man's Not What; The Rock loses his muscles, we talk about Holly is getting fired for her antics at work, why a scammer is getting an Oscar and how Britain is covered in dog sh*t.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Will Smith's AI crowds, a potential plague in the US, Taylor Swift's engagement and why Jon wants pigeons to fight to the death at his new tourist attraction.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about how they did in their GCSEs, their most cringeworthy moments, nonsense phrases and sexy Vicars.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about what they'd do with their EuroMillions winnings, where Aliens want to visit in the UK, the worst films they've ever seen and what they think of when they hear the word 'Jordan'.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Ibiza's final boss, favourite ads of all time, guilty pleasures and the worst thing someone could throw at you whilst at work!If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about childhood spin offs, later-in-life discoveries and the weirdest things they've ever bought.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Beckham's hair malfunction, celebrity sex toys, revenge bodies and the ultimate cure for heart ache.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about that Coldplay gig, Conor McGregor & Azealia Banks, Annabelle, Trophy lifts and what you don't want your Mum to find in your childhood bedroom. If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Big Jon’s summer diet, their biggest fears and what they'd be really good at coaching people on.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

This week Holly and Jon are talking about Glastonbury, relationship age gaps, the most lethal alcoholic beverage and family bum flannels.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

After a five year break, Man’s Not What is back! Holly is still wildly out of touch with pop culture, and Jon’s still trying to explain it - with questionable success.This week Holly and Jon are talking about surviving the UK heatwave, wardrobe malfunctions at work, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Holly has just discovered Brat Summer… only a year too late. Plus, some of Holly and Jon's latest chaotic findings from the internet and beyond.If you want to get in touch with the show for shout outs, questions, or any other nonsense:📩 Email: [email protected]📸 Instagram: @mansnotwhatMan’s Not What is available free on Spotify and everywhere else you get your podcasts. Please follow, rate, and tell your friends. Or enemies. We’re not picky.

It’s a difficult time right now and Coronavirus is a very serious issue but we want to bring you a bit of light in these dark times and try to find a bit of joy that will hopefully bring you some comfort and laughs. This episode we’re addressing some of the topics that everyone is talking about plus throwing in some fun and random topics. We hope you’re all doing really well - stay safe and look after yourselves/each other :-)

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as they learn about the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that Jon hates winter Love Island, that working in a call centre with Jon was banter, that wearing pjs under your clothes was a major trend in the 1990s, that you might wake up tomorrow to find you’re a spy now and that Percy Ingle is doing numbers. Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as they learn about the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that their friend Jordan Livermore was an extra in Batman Begins, that the muppet that goes mad and drums a lot isn’t an animal but his name is animal, that mash potatoes can lead to a terrible case of mash shats and that if a naked brunette goes rolling past you on a skateboard - you should make sure your clothes have rotted off. Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt; that modern art is shit! That Jon shares a birthday with Michael Owen, Holly's off to Superdrug to buy a body washing kit for Gibbo... and what a sad little life Jane! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? they’ve learnt that Holly’s stalked her ex’s and they’re all bald now, Jon’s neighbour loves a nap on concrete and that Jon is going to pay Actors to dance like a vol-au-vent!!! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? Holly’s learnt that she can get Samuel L.Jackson to tell her a joke in her own home, that Jon is keen for her to dish the dirt on her former employees and that she needs to start saving for Jon’s new T-shirt venture. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s Not What? Holly’s learnt that she won’t be going to a hologram gig with Jon anytime soon, that Jon likes dressing as a Victorian and that there is a limit to how many times you can sing about brown eyes. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s not what Holly’s learnt that Jon spent his entire childhood crying on the toilet, to never share a bed with Jon and his annoying morning habits and that even Jon Hobnob can’t solve the case of the mystery pants. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s not what Holly’s learnt that Jon’s cancelling commuters with his violent behaviour, to never accept work experience in a factory and that they’re setting up their own Olympics with apple bicep flicking and cake sniffing as the main events. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly’s learnt that she’s making a viral video with Jon and getting an ASBO in the process, that she doesn’t have a sense of humour and we find out how much she’ll accept to drink a pint of swimming pool water. As always, they play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week on Man’s not what Holly’s learnt that there are 30-50 different names for Hogs, that Jon loves listening about Holly’s airline snacks of choice and that you should never ever let Jon Bass do your laundry! As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly’s learnt that Jon would be the world’s most dangerous seagull, that it’s time to go under cover because our number neighbours are triangulating our phones and that it’s time to tie down your garden furniture because storm John Hobnob is on his way! And also, as always, they play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from Twitter, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt that: Jon Bass was The Teletubbies' number one teenage fan, two pence coins are the best repellant for cats and that the most expensive pair of trainers were kept in a box of sh*t. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt that Area 51 is a cult of old rockers living in a lovely resort under the ground, Jon’s having a hyper bowl at soofles post houmous and she’s making a collage with Neil Buchanan and Jon is beating some farty rappers. As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly and Jon are joined by Fighting cock & Below the Belt pod god Alex From Bristol! They cover 3 stories as usual plus a special food based game presided over by Big Jon! Holly learns that she’s a Gazza expert, what hip hop karaoke is and that Alex from Bristol has a special party trick! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt what Jon does with socks at festivals, who’s playing on their all star volley ball team and where not to put your crunchy nut! As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt that Jon will always see the Friends cast as their character names, OJ’s on twitter and they also discuss what they both did on the internet pre social media! As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt that Dobby is a real house elf sir, Jon wants Holly to hate celebrities and Jon and Holly are going to tag team in a fight Vs. John Travolta and Bo Derek! As always, they also play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!

Each week Holly & Jon discuss the very latest from the Twitter sphere, Instagram and the news as Jon does his best to educate Holly on the latest pop culture references. This week Holly has learnt that American sororities are terrifying, door bells are going out of business and that the middle seat on an airplane is the worst. And also, as always, they play a classic game of two truths one lie! All the lolz you could ask for! Follow @MansNotWhat on Twitter & Instagram. Please give us an obscure 5 star rate & review. Peace!