Marc and JD: The Podcast

HOLY SHIT....AFTER ALMOST A YEAR AND A HALF THEY ARE BACK. If you wanna know why, you gotta listen. That, and more (ya know, movies, food, shit you don't care about, etc.

JD Says goodbye to Florida in this episode! That's right, he's moving again! But also, Marc talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and his visit to Buc-EEs, too many Walking Dead shows, why are Rambo and Rocky sequels not even close to the originals.... and MORE!Sorry for the poor audio dropouts on this one, couldnt help it!

Yep, that title is about right. Over 2 weeks after this was recorded, we finally remembered to post it as a podcast. Blame Marc for that one. Anyway, on this episode these assholes talk about price matching, politics, baseball and of course (it was still relevant when we talked about it), Oceangate! And why are people obsessed with the Titanic anyway?Anyway, come crashing to the bottom to the ocean with us on this one.

We've all heard that from our parents, but how true is it? Marc and JD talk about (not) breaking bones, horrible early 2000s action movie editing, CSI Miami, and a weird puppet show on USA. I mean, what the hell else do you expect? Buckle up, only 10 more to 100!

Its been MONTHS since the last episode but they are back! Marc had COVID, then long COVID....and then he is just a lazy fuck so who knows.In this one they talk about how terrible all potato salads are, how dumb it is to boycott Bud Light and the Ryan Meetup!

It's episode 88, so what better time to talk about the time Marc almost died after eating IHOP? They also talk about a bunch of weird, WEIRD things, like salad dressings, white castle, waffle house, IMPACT wrestling, the movie theater that used to be in our local mall....SO MUCH!

Marc is REALLY late uploading this one, but here it is! The Marc and JD Christmas episode.Well, they don't really talk about Christmas, but instead talk about the most REWATCHABLE (not BEST) movies of all time, the failure that is Black Adam and the future of the DCEU and who they would cast to make the most money in a movie and...more?! It's a HUGE movie episode so if you're a TV guy, this isn't the episode for you.

Listen to the 2 grumps as they talk about what makes em grumpy, the future of the Baseball HOF, Marc being replaced with a dog, and Jim almost dying!This is an EXTRA LONG episode, its like 2 for the price of 1!

Episode 85 is a trip down memory lane. Marc talks about Hu's name he can't remember, they show their high school yearbook photos, Jim drives a Ford Belarus, BERTFERVE jerseys, Marc and his visors, and MORE!

I promise this title makes more sense when you listen to this episode. And when you do, you'll hear the guys talk about the return of Blink 182(spoiler, Marc doesnt like the new song), why some serial killers become more famous than others, cowpunk? and goober & the peas (!?)

Marc and JD are sick of these damn Amityville movies, they discover there's EVEN MORE since the last time they talked about them, way back in episode 38! Wait a minute, this is episode 83.....WHATS GOING ON HERE!?Also they talk about Brett Favre (bertferve), going to "Comic-Con's", and of course, a black mermaid!

The guys are back! They escaped that cult and Marc has a lot of things to share about his vacation he took to Niagara Falls. Bad wax museums, eating at an applebees and....maple syrup and weed? Just listen, because it makes a lot more sense. If you want to see the pictures of the wax museum, check out Marc and JDs Facebook or Youtube!

Or not...unless the food is good. This week the guys talk about a wedding that served fried chicken, the time Marc ate the top of his wedding cake, Kirk Cameron homeschooling your kids and MORE!

Except for Amber Heard of course! Marc and JD are talking about the trial of the decade (so far)! Also, talking about baseball, the whole Joc Pederson/Tommy Pham/Mike Trout fantasy football situation and the whole AEW MJF situation.

Yeah...so this episode starts with 35 minutes of sports but by the end the guys have gone all around the place. If you haven't noticed by the title, the guys talk about their extreme dislike of Ezra Miller again. Also, more wrestling talk, and what's the best direct to DVD/video movie you've ever seen?

They're not just mediocre, they're AGGRESSIVELY mediocre and will continuously tell you about it. Also they talk about Amber Turd, the worst pizza JDs ever eaten and fast food chains removing vowels from their names! Pretty soon this will just be the MRC ND JD PDCST.

The guys are BACK after a spring break (and a Marc illness [NOT COVID]). JD has a lot to talk about including not getting his change at McDonald's and his "billion dollar idea". SPOILER ALERT: Marc thinks its a terrible idea.

Wow, you know we just HAD to talk about the slap. But you know what we learned? We aren't the biggest fan of Will Smith movies in general. We also talk about new WWE HOF inductees, Jackass Forever and the crazy amount of dick on screen, and the fantastic Harley Quinn animated series. We went hard this week!

This is a SPORTS heavy episode! I mean, doesn't the title give it away? The guys pay tribute to the Bad Guy, Scott Hall, but they also talk WWE in general, baseball, MMA and even football!I told you it was a SPORTS episode.

We wish. But yeah, Dave Grohl is all over the place and the guys get to that (and dumbass conspiracies that he killed Kurt), eventually. But not before talking about Marc's adventure in the Sam's Club Parking Lot and Baseball! Oh, and reggaeton!

We almost named this episode We Don't Talk About Putin...but neither of us want to get shot or poisoned. We definitely didnt talk about him though, but we did talk about Hard Mountain Dew (JD tries all the flavors!), JD dealing with his kids bus and more!

Yes, we know that's a long title. But, it's true. Pete Davidson is being destroyed by Kanye for no reason. We talk about that, and because this was recorded immediately after the Super Bowl, a lot of football! Including that Joe Namath is the MOST OVERRATED QB of all time. We both agree on this one. That, and more!

Marc and JD are starting a self-help podcast? Wait....that doesn't sound right at all. JD did better himself and is trying to find happiness....maybe it is right? You'll have to listen and find out!

It's Episode 69 (nice). Marc and JD talk about Marc's passive aggressive mailman, and JD goes ALL IN on people who can't grill. That, and more!

JDs got covid but he's still well enough to record! Well mostly, sorry for the coughs in this one. But they talk about hobby lobby, Marvel and DC movies that are too long and weird shit we used to eat as kids!

JD thought he went to Mount Rushmore as a kid, but it turns out....he did not.Also on this episode, we talk about the ultimate fighter, how there are 21 seasons of the voice and we can't name a winner, and more!

This is the last episode recorded from NC before he moves! So what do they talk about? Well, Marc yells at JD for holding on to shit he should sell, and also spends way too much time telling a story about a Brazilian steakhouse. And says the word meat, a lot. This one is extra long, but worth it!

We COULD just tell you what this episode is about here in this little space, but that would just give it away. The title is a hint of 1 thing we talk about, but also Conservative Zero AGAIN and was MARC AT THAT PARTY OR NOT!?

Look, in order for this title to make sense you just have to listen, ok? I can't possibly explain it here in this short text blurb.We talk about if theres a Dollar Tree christmas book this year, the worst top 10 female singer list ever made, the No Way Home trailer....and more!

Marc and JD spend a lot of time talking about how awful Travis Scott is, and how fucked up Astroworld, how fucked up celebrity culture is, how fucked up a lot of thing are! It's a fucked up kinda week!

Yeah, you read that correctly. She's finally fired! We talk about the massive FOURTH WAVE of WWE releases (but not til about 50 minutes in!), but also Marc's trip to Vermont, the Braves winning the World Series, the Morbius trailer, AA RON lying about being vaccinated, why they hate Halloween and Marc's Google reviews!

Is it possible to get defunded if you weren't even funded in the first place?Probably not, but this week Marc and JD talk about morons trying to defund private media companies, favorite kinds of pizza, they watch a few trailers together and Marc got a weird package sent to his house!

Join Marc and JD as they play (watch?) the Netflix game (movie?) Escape the Undertaker. They also talk about pooping next to your spouse and how many employees do you need to run a McDonalds?This better is better WITH VIDEO! Watch on our Facebook, www.facebook.com/MarcandJD

Yeah, that's right. These guys were BANNED on Twitter! And for what! A totally nothing tweet. Anyway, these guys also play something called Actor Roulette and why Marc hates companies making everything Pink in October.

The guys TRIED to talk about Gabby Petito, but ended up spending way too much time not talking about Gabby Petito while trying to talk about Gabby Petito. Yeah, it'll make sense when you listen to it.Also, Spruce Springsteen! And Marc and JD both sing! What more could you want!

Freedom is calling, you better answer! Just make sure you got your FREEDUMB phone, not made in China at all!But before they talk about the freedumb phone, there's some weird ass sexual tips video they need to share with you. Get your grapefruits ready!

The guys have watched Val on Amazon Prime and have a lot to say about the life and career of Val Kilmer. Also, they talk about dumbass MLB Network hosts, Bishop Sycamore and so much more!

CM Punk is the BEST IN THE WORLD. So naturally, Marc and JD are probably the worst in the world. At least Marc is, because his microphone sounds like ass. Well, that's what you get when you are LIVE, and this episode was recorded LIVE during CM Punks return to wrestling. This is completely uncut, so no intro/outro and regular stuff. It's an hour about wrestling. We recommend watching the full video on our Facebook (www.facebook.com/MarcandJD).

Marc and JD dive into the world of True Crime podcasts....for about 2 minutes. The rest is filled with talk about South Park, why people who won't say if they are vaccinated are like kids and how the hell is there SEVEN HUNDRED episodes of Ridiculousness!

Go on vacation with Marc and JD but watch out for those fake pizza places! Also, sauce or cheese on top? This AND more? And recorded during the day? It's true!

Take a trip through the first year of the podcast with 20 of the funniest moments from the first 50 episodes!    This is an EXTRA long episode, but well worth it

Technical difficulties with the video make this an AUDIO ONLY episode, so...well if you are reading this you probably only listen to the podcast anyway.    So, the guys talk about MOVIES! So many movies! All the movies coming out this year!     And some other stuff, but mostly MOVIES!

Only like 2% of podcasts make it to episode 50, so here we are! Episode 50! Can you believe it? These *ssholes certainly cannot. This week they rant about the home run derby, the slam dunk contest (really all-start games in general), F*cker carlson and critical race theory! This is an extra long one!

Episode 49 is here and with it comes the guys talking about Trevor Bauer and Instagram Models!   Also, the (probably not) LONG awaited Semester at Syracuse story and the (probably not) LONG awaited history of the "Video Store".    This one has old stuff, new stuff, stuff! And more! If you want to watch the video version don't forget to check us out at Twitch.tv/MarcandJD

The boys are back from vacation to talk about Britney Spears and her conservatorship, Jeremy Renner might be transphobic, haunted Home Depots and why you need to shut the fuck up and pay the fucking minor leaguers!

Go back in time to March 2005 as Marc and JD unearth some really old audio from their Live 365 days! This is really old and...not the best. At the time we were more live radio talk show than podcast so we were trying to get people to call in, but on this particular episode nobody really did.  Anyway, they talk about Johnny Cochran dying, DVDs they want to buy and which one of them sounds more like Ben Affleck?   Also, Lance is on the show. Lance is no longer a part of the show. 

WARNING: The first 10 minutes or so are not here, because Marc is an idiot and left his autotune on. You'll miss the entire talk about Unwritten Rules of Baseball, so if you didn't wanna hear that you're in luck! Anyway, they talk about unwritten rules of baseball(and podcasts!), Adult Swim, CD Disc Changers and The CW!   Also, if you  wanna hear Autotuned Marc, there is also an unedited version that doesn't cuts out the first 10 minutes or so.

WARNING: The first 10 minutes or so Marc has autotune on. Dumbass, that's not even an unwritten rule.    Anyway, they talk about unwritten rules of baseball(and podcasts!), Adult Swim, CD Disc Changers and The CW!   Also, if you don't wanna hear Autotuned Marc, there is also an edited version that cuts out the first 10 minutes or so.

Is it a Hassock or an Ottoman? Is Kanye Still relevant? Why don't bands release videos of older songs?   So many questions this week, ANSWERED BY MARC AND JD! Well maybe not answered, but definitely talked about. 

Episode 44: The guys talk about Conservative "Zero" Mike Lindell, getting high from rotten meat and are they finally really done with WWE? Yeah, they probably are.    That and MORE! Remember, the best place to catch us is on TWITCH at twitch.tv/MarcandJD