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Marriage Bites! With Mike and Jess
by Mike Bisceglia
Marriage Bites! With Mike and Jess is your go-to podcast for fast food reviews and hilarious life stories. Join this dynamic duo as they dive into the latest menu items, share wild adventures, and laugh through the ups and downs of marriage.
Episodes
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312: We Tried 2 Mashed Potatoes. Things Got Weird.
Mike loves mashed potatoes. Jess thinks they taste like wallpaper paste. Naturally, it’s time for a blind taste test of KFC vs. Popeyes mashed potatoes and gravy. Which chain wins, and can either convince Jess she’s a mashed potato person? Plus, Mike’s trying to stop his car from becoming a...
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311: We Didn’t Expect to Like These Applebee’s Tacos
Applebee’s put a bacon cheeseburger inside a crunchy wonton taco, so naturally Mike and Jess had to try it. Did the mashup work, or should burgers and tacos stay in their own lanes? They also mourn the dishes they can’t get anymore from closed restaurants, build their ideal three-drink lineups…
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310: Is Burger King’s Loaded Jalapeño Chicken Worth $10.80?
Mike and Jess try Burger King’s Loaded Jalapeño Original Chicken Sandwich, a chaotic combination of American cheese, jalapeño sauce, crispy jalapeños and Burger King’s famously long chicken patty. While Mike sees the potential in the sandwich’s spicy concept, Jess delivers a surprising verdict on...
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309: Jersey Mike’s Chicken Salad Tastes Like Tuna?!
Mike and Jess try Jersey Mike’s chicken salad and put another popular fast food item to the Marriage Bites test. Along the way, they debate their very different food preferences, share their latest fast food opinions, and get sidetracked by everything from burgers and soda to the best things they...
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308: Is Panda Express' Brisket Worth the Hype?
This week on Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess head back to Panda Express to find out whether the viral Cantonese BBQ Brisket lives up to the hype. Along the way, they talk about an impromptu beach day, their favorite sushi orders, rediscovering memories from their pre-kids adventures, and why...
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307: Mike Tries Cheesecake for the First Time
"I thought cheesecake was basically a big bowl of Gouda." Mike finally tries cheesecake for the first time after avoiding it for more than 40 years. But before the taste test, he and Jess revisit the Long Island neighborhood where they first lived together, sharing forgotten memories, old…
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306: Can You Really Trust Someone Who Prefers Cake?
What happens when two people accidentally spend 20 minutes debating cake, pie, rainbow cookies, Disney, and whether "wet-ass pastries" should become official podcast merchandise? In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess take another delightfully unplanned detour through food, family...
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305: Dry Guy vs. Moist Mama...And Shake Shack
"That was pork belly." "No, it wasn't." And just like that, another Marriage Bites episode is underway. Mike and Jess kick off Shake Shack Month by reviewing the BBQ Boneless Baby Back Rib Sandwich, which somehow leads to debates about pork belly, barbecue sauce, whether nachos count as a meal…
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304: Taco Bell’s AI Took Our Order… and It Was Scary Good
Mike and Jess return to Taco Bell with one mission: order an absurd amount of food and see if the AI drive-thru can survive the experience. What follows includes: • A caramel empanada explosion inside the car • A surprisingly emotional discussion about onions • Mike discovering Jess has been...
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303: Fake Crab Cake Betrayal and the Fruit Sandwich Disaster
Mike and Jess return with one of the most chaotic food weeks in Marriage Bites history. Between business trips, sick kids, a cat surgery, a $176 Carmine’s steak riding New Jersey Transit, and a Panera “salad stuffer” that completely broke their brains, this episode spirals in the best possible…
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302: Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich Is Back
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess take a nostalgia-fueled trip to Wendy’s to review the new-and-improved Spicy Chicken Sandwich. Is it still the late-night legend they remember, or has time (and better chicken sandwiches) changed the game? They also debate dream franchises to own,...
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Ep 301: This Fast Food Chicken Actually Burned Us
Mike and Jess are back for episode 301 of Marriage Bites, diving into Panda Express’ Dynamite Sweet & Sour Chicken, the chain’s fiery limited-time collab made with Buldak hot sauce and extra-crunchy puffed-rice batter. They break down whether it lives up to the hype, how it compares to last…
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300: Mike and Jess Celebrate 300 Episodes
7 years later...they are still doing it. Welcome to Basketball Drives, I mean Mike Delivers, oh sorry...what is it even called now? Mike and Jess go to an OG spot and reflect on 300 episodes.
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299: Shrimp, Gout, and Almost Episode 300
Mike and Jess survive a brutal winter week, test their tolerance for seafood (and gout), and dive into Popeyes’ garlic parmesan butterfly shrimp. The shrimp scores big, the Mardi Gras mustard does not, and somewhere along the way the conversation spirals into movie characters they’d want to be,...
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298: A First Time Marriage Bites Try
We are closing in on 300! Who is excited for the Texas Road House? But first...Mike and Jess try the Curry Croquette from Paris Baguette. Could we see the third ever perfect score from Mike?
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297: Did Jess Love The Meats?
Jersey Mike's! No not Mike Bisceglia himself, but the fast food joint. Mike and Jess try the Mike's Hot Italian. Is this thing even spicy? What happened on Super Bowl pizza tradition and when is the Texas Road House happening?
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296: What Did Burger King Teach Us About Marriage?
Snowed in and slightly unhinged, Mike and Jess use a Burger King “Fully Loaded Croissan’wich” as a launching pad for a conversation about memory, taste, marriage, and the strange intimacy of what we eat. What starts as a fast-food breakfast review quickly becomes something deeper: why certain…
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295: Is Iced Coffee a Scam?
Marriage Bites 295 is basically a medical symposium disguised as a food podcast. Mike has cracked heels, Jess has plantar fasciitis, and somehow this all leads to Dunkin’ Donuts, protein coffee, and a donut filled with something called “golden fudge.” They debate iced vs hot coffee, whether…
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294: Injured by Sneezing, Saved by Shake Shack
Tonight’s dinner comes with a side of app drama, aging injuries, and a deep philosophical debate about Doritos. Mike and Jess return (again) to Shake Shack, this time chasing a mysteriously disappearing Korean fried chicken sandwich that can only be ordered through the app, because of course it...
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293: Can You Trust Wawa Chicken Salad?
A Wawa run for a buffalo chicken salad club sandwich turns into a surprisingly serious investigation into chicken salad, mayonnaise ratios, and what legally qualifies as a sandwich. The conversation drifts through hoagies versus subs, Wawa versus Sheetz, deli trust issues, viral food hype, New...
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292: A Chicken Sandwich Divides a Marriage
Chick-fil-A becomes the backdrop for a long-delayed chicken sandwich debate, though the food itself quickly drifts in and out of focus. The conversation moves through drive-thru logistics, line efficiency, forgotten sauces, milkshake opinions, and the challenge of eating fast food with kids in…
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291: The Problem With Reheated Chicken
Email Mike delivers [email protected]. With your suggestion on food, we should try again. This week on Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess argue about who is actually hosting the show, officially quit ice cream month, and return to savory food with a Chicken Bacon Ranch quesadilla from Chili’s. From there,...
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290: The Ice Cream That Broke Our Brains
Email Mike delivers [email protected]. With your suggestion on food, we should try again. This week on Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess kick things off by arguing about who is actually the host, then head to Carvel to wrap up ice cream month with a crunchy, layered dessert that sparks way more…
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289: Spotted Dick Ruins Ice Cream Month
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess kick off Ice Cream Month with a return trip to Shake Shack, a place they’ve apparently reviewed so many times it now exists in multiple timelines, languages, and at least one memory Jess does not recall having. What starts as a simple taste test of...
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288: Chewed Cookie Paste, Gingerbread Ice Cream, and Cold Stone Sticker Shock
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess take on Cold Stone Creamery, a place that once felt like a magical marble slab spectacle and now feels like a very small room where someone reluctantly smashes ice cream behind a wall of shoe box stacked mix ins. Jess braves the store with both…
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287: Do You Call It Gravy Or Sauce?
Happy Thanksgiving! No, Mike and Jess don't try any turkey or stuffing...It's time for some KFC Wedges and mystery gravy. What is this stuff? Listen as Jess talks about childhood memories and Mike scrambles for his opening question. Plus, do you call it Gravy or Sauce?
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286: We Accidentally Ordered the Most Unhinged Wendy’s Combo Ever
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess set out to review Wendy’s new tendies… and immediately get derailed by Tom Brady cloning his dog, whether Leon the outdoor trash cat should be immortal, and Jess’s Lean Cuisine childhood flashbacks that honestly feel like a whole therapy session....
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285: Quivering in the Strip Mall with Freddy
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess set out to try Freddy’s, the burger chain that apparently has 600 locations yet feels like it only exists in this one New Jersey strip mall. Mike bravely takes the kids inside while Jess enjoys one precious, silent hour of being a human person, and...
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284: Is Qdoba Even Real?
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess accidentally unlock the secret history of Qdoba, a restaurant chain that somehow still exists despite being remembered by absolutely no one. What starts as a simple “let’s try a new taco” adventure spirals into a full psychological study of burrito...
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283: Warning: This episode contains strong language, mild existential dread, and medium-hot chicken.
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess go headfirst into Dave’s Hot Chicken and come out debating everything from Nashville spice levels to conjugal visit etiquette. What begins as a simple fast-food review turns into a fever dream of childhood pee stories, mouse infestations, and...
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282: The Coffee Mug That Almost Killed Someone!?
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess time-travel straight back to Y2K with Taco Bell’s Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco. What starts as a simple nostalgia bite spirals into CD vs. iPod debates, Syracuse dorm “wack-off rooms,” VHS rewinding woes, and whether lettuce belongs anywhere near…
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281: Is This the Best Kids’ Meal Out There?
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike wrap up Kids’ Menu Month with the ultimate classic: chicken fingers from Texas Roadhouse. Alongside the legendary sides (yes, they’re literally called “Legendary Sides”), the conversation veers into gum price shock, binge-watching How I Met Your...
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280: Why Are Sun Chips Suddenly the Sexiest Beach Snack?
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike chew through another course of Kids’ Menu Month—this time featuring Panda Express’s black pepper chicken, mystery meat textures, and suspiciously healthy greens. There’s also a mid-meal debate about drive-thru fries, the politics of toddler…
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279: Why Did Jess Put Steak in Her Underwear?
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike continue Kids’ Menu Month with a well-done dive into Outback’s Joey Sirloin—and Jess’s meat-related childhood trauma. Yes, we’re talking about the time she smuggled steak in her underwear to avoid eating it. Mike opens up about post-vasectomy ball...
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278: Kids Menu Month Begins
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Jess and Mike officially kick off “Kids Menu Month” with a creamy, chaotic plunge into Applebee’s Chicken Alfredo. But the pasta isn’t the only thing under review. Mike finally shares what it’s like post-vasectomy (yes, ball talk is back), while Jess explores…
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277: Spicy Sandwiches and Surgical Decisions
Happy anniversary to us! In this episode of Marriage Bites, we celebrate 13 years of wedded bliss the only way we know how: with a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, way too many bathing suits, and one pending vasectomy. Jess and Mike catch up on a summer full of chaos, nostalgia, and...
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276: Icky, Sticky, Gooey
In this sugar-fueled episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess dive tongue-first into Burger King’s Nerds Slushie—an effervescent sugar bomb that sparks a nostalgic (and borderline erotic) candy confessional. From awkward childhood slushy memories to grocery store gummy debates, the couple…
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275: The Kids Ask About Sex and Bacon
In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess attempt to review McDonald’s new McCrispy Chicken Strips—but get wildly sidetracked thanks to their kids' unfiltered curiosity. From anatomy questions to late-night bacon cravings, nothing is off-limits in this chaotic, hilarious recap of birthday...
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274: Is Panera Bread Back?
On this episode of Marriage Bites with Mike and Jess, the couple hits the Panera Bread drive-thru to taste test the Croque Monsieur sandwich featuring Black Forest ham, melty provolone, and a rich caramelized onion spread on croissant toast. Hilarity ensues as Jess gets the giggles during the...
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273: Did Jess Spit Out The Wings From Popeyes?
This is one of those episodes! Jess may have found her worst meal on the podcast and Mike is ready for more! Plus, they take a trip down memory lane looking back at some of the great foods they have tried over the years
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272: Eating White Castle with Gout Was a Bold Move |
Check out the show on YouTube In this episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess brave the White Castle Chicken & Waffle Slider—bacon, syrup, mystery flavors and all. What starts as a fast-food taste test turns into a hilarious deep dive on gout attacks, the top 10 casual restaurant chains in...
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271: Applebee’s + IHOP Merging and Some Fiery Fish from Burger King
Mike and Jess take a bite out of Burger King’s new Fiery Fish sandwich in Episode 271 of Marriage Bites! From drive-thru chaos and fast food fish debates to dreams about disappointing lobster rolls, this one is packed with laughs, random tangents, and spicy takes. They also break down their...
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270: Soft Squishy Balls From KFC
Check out Mike and Jess on YouTube Mike and Jess are back with episode 270 of Marriage Bites, and this time they’re diving into KFC’s new Mashed Potato Poppers! What started as a plan for a fiery fish sandwich turned into a spontaneous snack review, complete with squishy surprises, comeback sauce...
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269: Does Arby’s Really Have "The Meats"?!
Watch Mike and Jess on YouTube Mike and Jess try the gyro from Arby’s, and things get wild! Mike spills a secret on air that he probably shouldn’t have, and the duo reflects on how Greek food always seems to play a role in their biggest life moments.
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268: Can The Wendy's Thin Mints Frosty Save Wendy's?
Check us out on YouTube Do people even go to Wendy's any more? Are people only going to Wendy's for the Frosty's in 2025? Mike and Jess try this limited-time frozen treat. Plus, we get our answers on why kids are getting broccoli haircuts? email us at [email protected] if…
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267: Has Chipotle Gone Downhill?
WATCH ON YOUTUBE! Is Chipotle any goood? Mike and Jess give it a try and full review of the Barbacoa Burrito. What was the best thing they ate this week and would you rather eat at Chipotle or Taco Bell?
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266: Does Taco Bell Suck?
Watch on YouTube Welcome to Marriage Bites on Video! Does Taco Bell Suck? Are the rumors true that Jess loves this place? Today Mike and Jess try the "Steak Cheesy Dipping Burritos". Besides food, the big topic of conversation is about a Cleveland Steamer? If you are new to the show, don't forget...
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265: Super Bowl Pizza
Attention Fans! Starting on episode 266 Mike and Jess will be on YouTube! Details to follow. But one last time, audio only...Mike and Jess try a pizza from Dominos making a new Super Bowl tradition.
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264: Sexy Burgers At Chili's
Mike and Jess are back from their trips and they jump into the Triple Dipper From Chili's. How was it being away from the kids? Did Mike and Jess just have the best burger in podcast history?
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263: Chomping on Corn Dogs
Have Mike and Jess ever had Corn Dogs on the show? Both Jess and Mike are traveling for work trips and are ready to go! Join Mike and Jess as the try Corn Dogs from Sonic and get ready for a massive week.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Marriage Bites! With Mike and Jess is your go-to podcast for fast food reviews and hilarious life stories. Join this dynamic duo as they dive into the latest menu items, share wild adventures, and laugh through the ups and downs of marriage.
HOSTED BY
Mike Bisceglia
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