276: Icky, Sticky, Gooey

In this sugar-fueled episode of Marriage Bites, Mike and Jess dive tongue-first into Burger King’s Nerds Slushie—an effervescent sugar bomb that sparks a nostalgic (and borderline erotic) candy confessional. From awkward childhood slushy memories to grocery store gummy debates, the couple compares sweets like they’re judging Olympic gymnastics. There’s also a deep dive into nerd consumption techniques (tongue-in-the-box or hand-pour?), questionable video store backrooms, and the mystery of packing pork chops for lunch. Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered how candy can lead to conversations about semen, gummy lust, and junior mints, this one’s for you. Embrace the chaos.