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Married, Divorced & Dating
by Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood
Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out.Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we're all looking for.Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other's arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.
Episodes
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#105 - Warning! Auckland Male, 6”5, dating over 30 women at once
Welcome back to another week of absolute shit chat! We are joined by our good friend Keely Page who’s testing out Rachels Hinge Hack to see how many festival dates she can line up this summer. Spoiler: she’s already got a bite after one hour!! But buckle up, because Keely also drops a wild story...
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#104 - Climb up in dem cheeks!
Rachel’s celebrating two whole years with her boyfriend (wild, we know), while Carl’s having an emotional dad moment watching his daughter grow up too fast. But don’t get too cozy, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating. Spoiler: it’s grim out there. Men, if your first...
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#103 - No cuts, no edits
We’re mixing things up this week! No cuts, no edits, just a totally raw and unfiltered chat straight from the heart (and occasionally, the chaos). Carl’s found himself a new best friend and is figuring out how to navigate the inside of his own brain, while Rachel’s dealing with something a little...
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#102 - Private room at a strip club - is it cheating?
If you’re single, love music, and want an epic summer, Rachel’s got a genius Hinge prompt hack for the girlies, designed to save you money and guarantee max fun! Plus, we’re diving into a conflicting topic: what actually counts as cheating? From emotional connections to strip clubs, we put some...
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#101 - “I was born tall with an abnormally big dick” - Girth Masterr part 2
We were blessed with GirthMasterrs time, so we have part 2 of his delightful chat with the man with the girthiest cock in porn. He tells talks to us about boundaries, cock reactions, chatting about work with family and friends, and now working and hanging out with stars he used to beat off to....
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#100 - Girth Masterr, "amazing what the body can get used to”
Well well well, we can’t believe that we made it to episode 100 and to celebrate the big one, we thought we’d get the big guy himself on the show! Girth Masterr, the girthiest guy in porn. He tells us all about growing up and navigating relationships with his ‘girthy gift” and how he found…
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#99 - “How Ai in a relationship changed my life”
You’d never have predicted this when we started the podcast: Rachel is now officially recording from her new home - aka, her boyfriend’s house - aka, she’s moved in! Just in time to kick off the countdown to our 100th episode next week This week, we’re joined by one of our incredible listeners…
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#98 - What the Dominatrix dragged in
Welcome back to another week inside Carl and Rachel’s unfiltered minds! We had so much love for Eclipse (our incredible gender-fluid guest) last week, that we had to bring them back! This time joined by their partner Venus, a proud trans woman. Together, they open up about their relationship...
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#97 - Strap in and strap on
This week’s episode is seriously insightful! Our guest Eclipse identifies as demisexual, pansexual, and gender-fluid, and is in a relationship with a trans woman. They join us to share their personal journey and insights into navigating open, authentic, and exploratory relationships of past and...
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#96 - ‘He muted a work meeting to eat me out’
Need the tea on someone you're dating? Wondering how many red flags they come with? Or if they're waving a whole damn parade of them? Maybe you're after a cheeky background check to see how they’ve behaved in past relationships? Rachel’s found the ultimate app for you! This week, we're joined by...
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#95 - Neck Deep in Gobbies
Would you give a gobby if asked nicely? We’re diving straight into the deep end this week Our guest Tony shares one of the wildest workplace stories we’ve heard in a while involving night shifts, a broken work machine, and a very hands on way of keeping morale high around the office. Then we chat...
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#94 - Is it flirting if....?
Just like the Hotel California, we can check out, but we will never really leave! So just like that, we are back for another week! We are joined by some of Carl’s Gen Z colleagues to talk about how their dating lifes are going in their early 20’s and how hard it is out there at this age in the...
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#93 - Gorgeous Lesbian Sex - With Tess Iconic
Wow it feels good to be back! Major aplogise for the delay in releasing episodes and dumping a large one on you up front! Massive life updates incoming if youre interested in what we have been up to and hows we are feeling We are also joined by the absolute icon Tessa who shares her story about a...
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#92 - I had to say the safe word, because I couldn’t take any more!
Dreaming of free travel around the world? We've got the scoop! Rachel introduces an amazing app that lets you globe-trot for free! Our anonymous guest recounts how a failed date night unexpectedly turned into one of the best and longest sexual experiences of their life. Finally, Carl shares his…
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#91 - Why most marriages end in divorce
Let’s chat about marriage! This week we welcome one of Rachel’s longest friends who shares her unique journey of being the last single friend at 24 and the magical twist that followed! Which leads Rachel into her theory of why so many marriages end in divorce these days! Plus, Carl has discovered...
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#90 - “Is scissoring actually a thing?”
Our anonymous guest this week, shares their story around finding their identity, sexual exploration, and everything in between. From scissoring to extensive toyboxes Carl, the self-proclaimed lesbian porn conisure, gets excited because he finally gets to ask every question about lesbians in the...
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#89 - Anal Rail Gun
London's heat wave has gotten into Rachel’s brain and the 3am wake ups are messing with Carl’s! The wheels are turning, words are flowing, and we turn up the chat! Carl would love to masturbate with a corn cob, Rachel want’s to put botox into her butthole, and someone hes felt what they would...
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#88 - The Holey Gravy Handy
Dirty sweaty sex anyone? Are you a pre-sex showerer, or just get in there and do it kind of person? We have another amazing anonymous guest story, where they get a first hand experience at saying grace around the dinner table while enjoying a happy meal. Carl has some questions about ‘fanny’ that...
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#87 - The Sex Party, "I ate so much pussy that night" with Tessa Paisan
Ever wondered how much protein and vitamin C is in a load of semen? Don’t worry, we've got you! Glory hole roulette or a pussy eating buffet, wondering what goes on at a sex party? Thankfully, we are joined again this week by our good friend Tessa who can fill us in about attending an alien...
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#86 - "Fingering their boyfriend in front of them"
Titty mic sucking ASMR, pashing Carls wife, shaved butt holes and fart porn…. After our discussion on cuckholding last week, Rachel just so happened to go out for brunch with a friend who had a story to tell about his experience about a once in a lifetime opportunity involving cuckholding with an...
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#85 - ‘A guy for breakfast, a girl for desert ’ with Tessa Paisan
Roly poley blowy, 15min wank gap, and everything in between! Another life and sex catch-up with Carl and Rachel before we head into the good stuff! We are joined by the incredible Tessa from LA who opens up about marching to the beat of her own drum, and is so open to all things sexual, plus...
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#84 - ‘I want to try it with a women before getting married’
We recap on last weeks dirty talk to see how much Rachel learnt from Carl and see how it went in the bedroom in real life After another week of digging into the archives, we bring up an old chat with award-winning comedian, Nick Rado where the tables turn and he ends up interviewing us! We touch…
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#83 -How to Dirty Talk -Did That Make Your Seat Wet?
The grapefruit method has made its way back form the youtube grave! Have you tried it? Will you try it? Rachel needs some help with her dirty talk so turns to ChatGPT to help! Does the robot or Carl help more? We have also dug into the archives and found an amazing story from our friend Emma…
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#82 - Communication, Boundaries, and Sex with Ben and Jaz
Welcome back and thank you for joining us in 2024! We’re so happy to kick this year off back in the studio together as Rachel has been flown back to the country for two months of work, and to tour with her boyfriend 👀 Hear all about her struggles with settling into London, and navigating her…
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#81 - Road head hunting
#81 - Roadhead hunting How long should you be dating someone before you enter their family chat? We would love to hear your thoughts! This weeks guest, another listener submitted a very adventurous roadhead story, which is absolutely classic! But please, don't try this at home! Then we go way…
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#80 - Anal 101 with Morgan Penn the Sexologist
You are in for a TREAT with this episode! We are joined by the insanely amazing Morgan Penn, a certified Somatic Sexologist who gives us the best step-by-step guide to easing your way into anal for beginners. She shares some insightful tips and tricks to make this experience a lot less daunting....
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#79 - “OMG I pulled his pants down and…”
Welcome back to another week of unfiltered shit chat! Carl has come up with a twisted game for all the voyagers out there! Could be a bit of fun! Let us know if you're up for it! Rachel has also found a way to really kill the mood when about to get down and dirty, But luckily Carl has put the…
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#78 - “My asshole is blinking at him” - Dan Webby - Edge Breakfast
Ring sting, DIY Sherbert, Icks and Carl naked in Timberlands - welcome back to another week! We are joined by one of our good friends, Dan Webby from the Edge Breakfast show and he shares an interesting story about playing Cops and Robbers with his friends in a loin cloth while having his first...
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#77 - “My first ever orgy!”
We are opening this episode as wide as our legs this week and touch on Manscape Monday - let's all get behind it! We are then treated to an incredible story submitted to us from one of our listeners recounting their first experience stumbling upon an unexpected orgy. Rachel then shared part two…
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#76 - We’re back! With BIG news & maybe some butt stuff
Despite a few technical hiccups and a thrilling touch of global separation, WE ARE BACK and up to our usual bullshit! Catch up with our adventures of the past few months and brace yourself for Rachel’s massive life update that promises to shake things up! We also tap back into Rachel's "fuck-it"...
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#75 Dinner & A Threesome!!
It’s no longer a pie in the sky, Rachel has booked her flights and is leaving for London. Naturally, Carl wants to make sure she ticks off a few more things on her ‘Fuck It List’ as well as figuring out a way to cover the cost of her flights! Hear the list and what she has less than a month to...
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#74 ‘I vomited on his dick’ + Dan Webby on getting pissed on
Rachel has taken the deep throat tips from last week and put them into practice and you do not want to miss this voice message she left Carl! We are then joined by The Edge Breakfast show host, Dan Webby where he talks about one of the sexual enconters he had with a partner where he agreed to try...
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#73 Deep throating 101 with the Throat Goat
We’re hitting it at both ends this episode! First, the self-proclaimed deep throat queen joins us to teach us step-by-step on giving the perfect deep throating blowjob! Grab yourself a fallic object and join us in the very detailed training session on going to town on dick. We then explore an...
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#72 “Whats your BJ Technique?”
Blowjobs, Botox, and baaaanter really kick the episode off this week. We are then joined by our guest, Ruzbeh, who wanted to come in to talk about situationships, however we got onto an incredible tangent onto the ins and outs of arranged marriages. Then, Rachel has struck in what she found in a...
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#71 ‘Please just finger me!’
Carl and Rachel have a massive apology to make to each other after their first-ever fight after Rachel is triggered and a trauma response kicks in Rachel shares an experience she recently encountered which has killed off the last living eggs she may have had in her ovaries - Sorry mum, grandkids...
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#70 Squirting + Rachel’s Eulogy to her ex + Cam Mansel
Brace yourself, because there is no foreplay this week! We are straight in there with squirting, Toblerone up butts, and eulogys. Our special guest this week is Cam Mansel, who shares a tale about a night he invited a snapchat contact around and needed to switch the mood up. Surly everyone has…
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#69 NICE! All things 69 - Our mouths are very full
Get ready to unleash your inner giggles and raise your maturity levels to an all-time high because it's our 69th episode! Wink, wink We had an absolute blast recording this one, and we promise it's a fun ride! In this special episode, we're joined by our friend Alexander Terblanche, a psycho...
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#68 ”I got hose, in different area codes”
Want to know a bit more about what Carl and Rachel enjoy in the bedroom? (not together obviously) Carl has some questions where you can get to know us a little bit more. Our guest this week is none other than our almost 4th member, Tracey, as she shares a great story about her steamy…
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#67 ”You schedule your mastys?!”
Looking for a fun and exciting first date experience, but don't know where to start? Well, we've got you covered! In this episode, Carl has found the top 10 questions to ask on a first date that will help you get to know your date better and make a lasting impression. But that's not all! We're…
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#66 How To Deal with being Ghosted
This week we get distracted, as per, and you can hear all about our thoughts on being hungover with kids! Then, we welcome the fabulous Allison Jane to the show to dish out some professional advice on how to handle being ghosted, and the answer may not be what you have thought! Don’t worry…
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#65 Polyamory and friends with benefits
In love and need something to propose with?! We'll have we got a bargain for you!! You can own a special piece of history and Rachels ring. And we're not talking about her 2022 goals....IYKYK This week we sit down with Terrease to explore the world of polyamory & open relationships as we delve…
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#64 Brodie Kane’s slut era + Why we’ve been absent
We are back, and addressing the elephant in the room, discussing why we've been away. This will be an emotional episode, as Carl bravely shares a personal and emotional story of what he has been through the last few weeks. We're incredibly proud of Carl for opening up about this, and Rachel even...
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#63 ‘I think this was my first lesbian experience’
Get ready for an electrifying new episode! You won't want to miss a second of the action as Carl unveils his brilliant plan to spice things up with your partner, all while keeping your wallet happy. But hold on tight, because things are about to get even juicier! Has Rachel just had her very…
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#62 Carl’s wife Heidi in studio + Cream pies & car yards
This week! What is it about men and women, why do we communicate so differently?! We make no sense to each other! Rachel’s been reading a book called Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus & we are discovering some truths. Link to the video Carl was talking about here, watch it, it could save a...
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#61 ”You did what in a hospital bed?!”
What's the weirdest place you've had a wank? This was quite revealing. Just when you thought you'd heard the end of the "Rachels summer fling" saga, we get on the other half of the duo and finally find out who he is and hear things from his side. It's a bit emosh, so grab a tissue. We hear from…
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#60 ”It got licked off the bedpost”
Welcome to Episode 60!!!! Rachel's latest attempt to catch the attention of a celebrity by sliding into Harry Styles' DMs. Will she get a reply? Carl’s daughter is entertained by what non-child toy!? Next, we sit down with a Backstreet Boys super fan who shares the story of the time he took a…
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#59 Sharyn & Bryce Casey ‘Are we allowed to F**k on the floor??’
Welcome to episode 59 of Married Divorced and Dating! (only 10 more until 69 - nice!) In this episode, we are joined by the legendary Bryce and Sharyn Casey, the power couple who have been together for over a decade, to share their experience on how they keep their love alive alongside having...
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#58 ”I saw it in a porn video!”
Get ready for another Married, Divorced and Dating rollercoaster ride! Carl has a shocking confession about what he saw in an adult film that he can't bring himself to tell his wife! Rachel went on a social media rampage. Was she being a Karen, or is there something more sinister afoot? We’d love...
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#57 ”Pop that rusty little cherry”
We are back! 2023 Let’ goooo! We are joined by award winning comedian Nick Rado as he shares a story about the very interesting time he got the ick! (Our catch up with Nick was so great we will have a bonus episode following!) Carl has been busy so being a great father that he’s lost his piss...
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#56 Slip Slop Slap and Wrap It Up
We are back and wrapping it up for another year, in more ways than one! Carl returns after a horrible month of sickness & pain, so naturally, Rachel has been out gathering some stories and tying up some loose ends! Carl has also brought some incredible knowledge and advice to the table on how to...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Modern romance comes in all shapes and sizes...like butt plugs, it turns out.Join best friends Carl and Rachel as they dive deep into the wilderness of being married, divorced and dating! Now single for the first time in 11 years, Rachel has been running headfirst into life after marriage. Following her divorce, she is discovering a whole new world of flirting, one-night stands, dating and alllll the relevant apps! Carl is happily married, has worked in radio for over a decade and loves a bloody good yarn! He and his beautiful wife are the #relationshipgoals we're all looking for.Carl and Rachel have been known to twist each other's arms into some pretty wild nights out and weird experiences. Egging each other on is a familiar trait to their friendship. So strap yourself in for some wild tangents, outrageous banter, and a bunch of dating stories that may contain nuts.
HOSTED BY
Carl Thompson & Rachel Flood
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