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Martinis and the Macabre
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Martinis and the Macabre is a biweekly podcast featuring morbid murders, mysteries, and mayhem. Hosted by Erica and Billy, who cordially invite you to their cocktail party to drunkenly discuss the dark side of humanity. Cheers!
Episodes
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Episode 84-Dicks of the Sea
If you are a faithful listener, then you can probably guess what this episode is about: Erica (Go)'s go-go juice when recording. If you're new, then enjoy listening to the tale from Scandinavian folklore about the most awesome sea creature ever believed to have lived. And rum. Lots of rum. **The...
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Episode 83-Dem Covids (A Patreon Special)
Erica and Billy did a Patreon episode last week that a listener had requested, talking about the current state of the world during the Covid-19 pandemic. (Of course the information was "current" as of last week.) They discussed both local and global issues, the virus and what it does to your…
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Episode 82-He Wasn't on the Right Track
A drunken young man. Two rifles and a shotgun. 45 minutes. Over 20 people dead or wounded. Belinda blinks. Australia...you scary! Fin. **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann. Thank you, Chris! **A HUGE thank you to MinimusNoah for the music at the end of each episode. Be sure to listen...
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Episode 81-Don't Shout Your Name While Assaulting IHOP Patrons
When you think of a mass shooting at a school, what do you imagine? A disgruntled male teenager that shoots up his high school is generally what we see. But what if Erica and Billy told you that there was a completely different kind of mass school shooting that happened just over 10 years ago?...
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Episode 80-The Money is Buried Under the...
Erica and Billy just celebrated their 18th wedding anniversary this week. And Billy suggested the topic of deathbed confessions. A little worried or guilty conscience? Inquiring minds want to know... **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann. Thank you, Chris! **A HUGE thank you to…
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Episode 79-Hot Pocket and Vagina Candle
The 1920's in Detroit were weird, especially when a family of five was hacked to death with an ax. And especially when the father claimed to be mystical healer that received visions from deities in the middle of the night. And especially since he made an alter in his basement and had his own...
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Episode 78-Did Y'all Hear About Abraham Lincoln?
The American Civil War is over. The President has been assassinated. And there is a boat that's, like, gonna blow up or something. And over 1,500 people are going to die. But there's obviously nothing historical about that. Right, Lincoln? **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann. Thank…
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Episode 77-505 W. Jujitsu Lane
Happy Podversary, Snugglebunnies! Erica and Billy decided to celebrate the anniversary of Martinis and the Macabre (and New Year's) by hitting your ear holes with the most horrific case of torture and murder. (Well, Billy had no part in the decision and was totally against it, but the show must…
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Episode 76-Gonna Get In The Hot Tub
Have you ever wondered how to split a knee or rip off a breast, or maybe how to properly roast a person while making their screams sound like a bull? Well, you're in luck! Erica and Billy have found some of the most grisly methods and devices of torture and are going to share them with you! Hope...
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Episode 75-The Loneliest Red String (Pt. 2)
This week's episode is the conclusion to the story of Larry Eyler, the gay sadist serial killer of the Midwest who almost didn't get caught. Erica and Billy discuss the life of Eyler, his capture and punishment, and who Billy's man-crush is--you know, the usual. Full of tangents and offensive...
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Episode 75-The Loneliest Red String (Pt. 1)
How do you track a vicious serial killer that moves from state to state before the advent of online communication between jurisdictions and states? Well, some red string couldn't have hurt! It just wanted to help and no one listened! For shame! At least you'll learn how to exorcise a demon this...
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Episode 74-Pardon the Mess
Nothing witty to say about this episode, except for the title. "Pardon" the mess? Like, prisoners get 'pardoned'? And riots make a mess? See what they did there? You know it's clever! Don't you roll your eyes, mister! **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann. Thank you, Chris! **A HUGE…
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Episode 73-Haunted Toilet Paper
Happy Halloween, Snugglebunnies! It's time to get spooky again and there's nothing spookier than a good, old-fashioned haunting. But Erica and Billy aren't going to take you to a haunted location or discuss a person who is haunted. They're going to talk about some of the most haunted objects in…
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Episode 72-He Shiska'd His Bob (Pt. 2)
This week Erica and Billy bring you the conclusion to the crazy story of Donald Harvey, Angel of Death. If you thought the first episode had a lot of murder, then hold on to your murder cap because it's going to get even more murdery! (There's, seriously, a lot of murders.) But never fear!…
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Episode 72-He Shiska'd His Bob (Pt. 1)
This week, Erica and Billy discuss one of the most prolific and unique serial killers in America. His crimes spanned 17 years, during which he officially killed 37 people, though some estimates are much higher. He killed men, women, white, black, middle-aged, elderly, using a variety of M.O's...
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Episode 71-It's All Zeros
On the Martinis and the Macabre, Erica and Billy talk a lot about murder. Like, seriously, a LOT. So, every once in awhile it's refreshing to take a stroll in the weird. And what's weirder than some of the world's most curious objects and unexplained happenings? From Roman dodecahedrons to being...
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Episode 70-Dance Party!
Remember when Erica and Billy discussed "Squatters, Incest, and...Octopus?" last season in Episode 50 about the Hinterkaifeck murders? Well, if you haven't listened to it, go do that now and then come back. This case is very similar, except this one was "solved". Or was it? Did the man convicted…
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Episode 69-Maybe He's Really Good at Hammerball
Life was a bit strange in England in the 1930's, as is this murder mystery surrounding the murder of a woman bludgeoned to death during an extremely small window of time while her husband was seemingly lured away from the home. But did the husband set up the whole scenario to give himself an…
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Episode 68-You Mispronounced "Mormon"
In this week's episode, Erica and Billy discuss a woman with one of the longest standing arrest warrants in U.S. history-a widow, a mother, a triple murderer, and a Mexican prison escapee! They'll also delve into NOT stealing from liquor stores, what qualifies someone as Mormon, NOT stealing from...
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Episode 67-It Tastes Like Fire
In this episode, Erica and Billy clown around discussing one of the worst fire disasters in U.S. history. And it happened in a place you would least expect it, which makes it super funny (at least to Erica Go-she's really dark). So step right up and witness one of the greatest spectacles this...
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Episode 66-I AM A MAN! (Part 2)
Celebrate your 4th of July (if you're in the U.S.) by listening to the conclusion of the f*cked up, crazy life of Carroll Edward Cole. And if you're not in the U.S. celebrate something else by listening to the conclusion of the f*cked up, crazy life of Carroll Edward Cole. It's a wild ride. **The...
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Episode 66-I AM A MAN! (Part 1)
This week Erica and Billy have another story so crazy that they had to split it into two parts! (Sorry, guys.) They'll talk about the abuse and taunting of a young boy named Carroll, which, as you may assume, leads him down a path of dark fantasies and murder. And Erica and Billy will be the…
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Episode 65-A Double Take Butthole
You read it right-a butthole so glorious that you have to take a second glance! A pristine butthole is of the highest importance when you're a cannibal in early 1900's Prussia, especially when you're "The Forgotten Cannibal". Join Erica and Billy as they give you all the gory details of what was...
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Episode 64-What's Our Vector, Victor?
"We have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? -Credit to the great documentary, Airplane **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann. Thank you, Chris! **A HUGE thank you to MinimusNoah for the music at the end of each episode. Be sure to listen until the end for his...
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Episode 63-Cockroach Man
***Warning: this episode contains audio clips that include racial slurs and audio of a dying man which may upset some listeners. Discretion is strongly advised!*** On September 16th, 1996, blood was seen seeping through the outside wall of an apartment building in Hollywood, Florida.…
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Episode 62-Crucifixion Is Like Froyo
We've come so far over the centuries that humans have walked the Earth. We used to pin people to big sticks and torture them and called it justice. Now we only torture people some of the time and eat froyo the rest of the time, 'cause, Progress. **The show artwork was created by Chris Axmann.…
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Episode 61-You Have a Generic-Looking Face
This week, Erica and Billy decided to take a look at a not-so-well-known series of murders in the early 1970's, and its not what you would expect. And despite all of the controversy and brazenness involved, it all boils down to a generic sketch and the man that was certain it was him (even though...
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Episode 60-We's Been Sick
There's not much to say. Erica and Billy and Nugget and Noah and basically everyone in town has been sick. An episode was ready to record but time and immune systems were not allowing it to happy. So, in order to give you guys publicly unreleased content, here are two Patreon episodes in one!...
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Episode 59-The Unsubstantiated Joy of Poisoning
This week Erica and Billy discuss a mass poisoning that took place in post World War 2 Japan in between talking about Bob Ross and Billy adding some words to his vocabulary. Was a simple painter with a family to blame or was it something more clandestine that relates back to a previous episode?...
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Episode 58-I Once Knew a Man From Nantucket
In this episode of Martinis and the Macabre, Erica and Billy discuss the 200-year-old tragedy of a doomed whaleship crew, lost at sea when their ship sank in the south Pacific Ocean. Will they find land? Will they find a rescue ship? Will they find cannibals? Will Billy ever be able to take a…
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Episode 57-The Swirlie of Death
This week, Erica and Billy are time traveling back to 1947 Canada to cover the mysterious death of a woman who barely made it past the first week of marriage. Was the honeymoon so bad that she killed herself? Was it a tragic accident? Did the husband murder her? Or was it the groom's weird best...
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Episode 56-Nigel Wouldn't Approve
For the fourth installment in the Kids Who Kill series, Erica and Billy discuss the warped mind of a 14-year-old who bludgeoned his mother to death with a hammer and set her on fire, as well as the pleasantries of British porn, like you do. It's a jolly good time from the U.K. to your earholes!...
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Episode 55-Fuhgeddaboudit!
To kick off Season 3, Erica and Billy decided to f*ck about and put out the episode a day late, cause, well, life. Anyway, this week's episode covers what starts as a very mysterious death, a la "Episode 1-The Blair Twitch Project" and "Episode 10-Fight Club?" But when a SWAT member and a former...
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Episode 54-Thanks, Bill Murray. You Said It Wrong.
How certain are you of your memories? Did Curious George have a tail? How did the Mr. Rogers theme song go? What exactly did Forrest Gump's mama always used to say about chocolates? Ponder those questions long and hard (hehehe-long and hard) before diving into this anniversary episode of Martinis...
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Episode 53-I Don't Give a Flying Duck
Erica and Billy finally joined back up with the glorious Kate from Ignorance Was Bliss for this week's episode, testing her tolerance of alcohol and discussing one of the most sadistic American serial killers ever discovered. Over a 4-year period in the mid '80's, Bob Berdella kidnapped, drugged,...
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Episode 52-We're Really Sorry, Kate
This week, Erica and Billy were in a pinch. Between mace and ill-behaved children at Walmart and holes cut into walls and internet issues, things just didn't work out when they were supposed to record with Kate, from the Ignorance Was Bliss podcast. What were they to do with nothing else…
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Episode 51-The Perfect Dork
This week Martinis and the Macabre found the "link" to the Hoosier Homicide podcast-a serial killer in Alaska that they mentioned during their "Israel Keyes and Baked Alaska" episode. And no, it's not Israel Keyes. What would be the fun in that? This week's f*ckface raped at least 30 women and...
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Episode 50-Squatters, Incest, and...Octopus?
Erica found a really "neat" topic for the 50th episode of Martinis and the Macabre-a case that remains unsolved almost 100 years later. The murders were brutal, the family secrets were disturbing, and the unknown killer was just f*cking weird! Honestly, who squats in a family's attic for months,...
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.Episode 49-Orb is Just Bro Spelled Backwards
What's spookier than an abandoned island where tens of thousands of people succumbed to the Bubonic Plague, thousands more lost their lives in war battles, and then some genius thought it would be a great idea to build a mental asylum on those grounds? The only thing scarier than that would be...
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Episode 48-Death by Ecto Cooler
This week Erica and Billy discuss a witchy Canadian woman who was involved in the deaths of her husband and her female lover, but never quite made it to pro skateboarder status. She tried to have her cake and eat it too, but her execution was sloppy and she didn't stick the landing. (You may be...
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Episode 47-How to Quit Smoking
In this episode, Erica and Billy discuss one of the most hated murderers in their home state of Indiana, a man executed for 4 murders but suspected in hundreds of other crimes. And although this shitbag was brought to justice and fried, the story hit much closer to home than Erica thought it…
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Episode 46-Smoky With A 70% Chance of People
*Apologies for any sound interference in this episode. There were some issues with our bitch ass editing software. Womp, womp, womp, womp....wooooommp.* In this episode, Erica and Billy discuss what properties an area needs to deem it flammable and how NOT to perform "Stop, drop, and roll". The...
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Episode 45-Alice In Chains Took a Runaway Train to Jeremy
Erica and Billy want to send their undying love to Baller, Yo! Patron Amy B. (and her husband Rusty), not only for the massive pledge, but for giving them this week's topic and then chatting with them about it! Suck it, Audible! This week, Erica and Billy tackle another listener suggested topic,...
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Episode 44-Shot-Back Mountain
This week, Erica and Billy bring you an extra long episode covering an extra long fuck up by the U.S. government. And it all centered around one man who just wanted to live with his family in solitude in northern Idaho. He found out the hard way that you can still have asshole neighbors on a…
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Episode 43-Owl Parkour
In 1955, at a rural farmhouse in Kentucky, something never before witnessed took place. A large group of family and friends were taunted into an overnight shootout by strange, seemingly invincible creatures that looked metallic and appeared to float through the air. Many claimed the sightings…
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Episode 42-The Best Part About Having Gonorrhea and Syphilis (Part 2)
Over 90 years ago, a serial sexual killer was on the loose. His hunting ground-all across the United States and into Canada. When his spree came to an end, at least 22 people, and possibly more, lay in his wake. Join Erica and Billy this week for the conclusion of Earle Leonard Nelson and hear…
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Episode 42-The Best Part About Having Gonorrhea and Syphilis (Part 1)
Over 90 years ago, a serial sexual killer was on the loose. His hunting ground-all across the United States and into Canada. When his spree came to an end, at least 22 people, and possibly more, lay in his wake. But before then? He was a crazy religious fanatic of a child that drowned his food in...
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Episode 41-Poem, poem, poem...should have had more Sake
If you or someone you know is having suicidal thoughts or needs someone to talk to, please seek help. Here in the U.S. you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline @ 1-800-273-8255. If you don't call them, then please call or talk to someone else. You can even contact us. We're here for...
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Murderly Podcast Network Minisode Extravaganza!
Erica and Billy are very happy to announce the launch of the brand new Murder.ly True Crime Podcast Network-Podcasts to die for. They have been working behind the scenes as a member of the network for about 2 months now (sorry about the lackluster social media interaction). It's been a busy…
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Episode 40-Setting Your Hair On Fire Is Like Yoga...Really, When You Think About It
When an Australian police officer calls up the FBI and says, "Don't think I'm mad, but I'm gonna tell you this story about Jesus Christ reincarnated in the female form," the agents know its going to be a good day at the office. This week Erica and Billy cover their first cult and discuss...
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Martinis and the Macabre is a biweekly podcast featuring morbid murders, mysteries, and mayhem. Hosted by Erica and Billy, who cordially invite you to their cocktail party to drunkenly discuss the dark side of humanity. Cheers!
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