Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Obsession, The Backrooms, and a Disney plus TV special from 6 weeks ago. Yeah, you’re welcome. Episode 147: Punisher - One Last Kill Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

I think it would be cool if they did a season where Daredevil and Pinhead were bros. Episode 146: Daredevil Born Again Season 2 Eps. 5-8 Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Daredevil is back. This time he’s doing punches. Kingpin is back. He’s also doing punches. I can’t wait to see how this shakes out. Episode 145: Daredevil Born Again - Season 2 - Episodes 1-5 Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

The best marvel moves, shows, and actors as voted by you, the fans. Did other people agree with you or are they wrong? Find out here. Episode 144: The Sixth Duzzies Marvel vs. No It Doesn't

I think they should call him One-der Man like that joke in the movie about that band. Also we talk Oscars and Beatles movie casting. Episode 143: Wonder Man (2026) Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

Join Cade, Jordan, and Nick as we run through our annual Christmas traditions: Letterboxd Review Competition, Twelve Tangents, Ranking the tracks of a Beatles album, Best Moment of the Year, Manifesting 10 million dollars, and this year’s new surprise tradition. Plus a review of a Christmas episode of the 2016 cartoon adaptation of Guardians of the Galaxy. This episode has something for everyone. Episode 142: Christmas 2025 Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

The time of year has come for us to assign really specific numbers to subjective feelings. Two significant digits, baby. Episode 141: Ranksgiving '25 Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Will Fantastic Four be fantastic for Disney at the box office? Episode 140: The Fantastic Four: First Steps Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Marvel released a new Ironheart show but James Gunn made a new Superman. If you don’t care about Ironheart you can skip to about 40:30 to hear about Superman. Episode 139: Ironheart and Superman Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening! This one is mostly about Thunderbolts but you can stay tuned for the post credits scene where the hosts manipulate a spreadsheet if that’s too on topic for you. Episode 138: Thunderbolts* Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

An episode about a show with the subtitle ‘Born Again’ that’s being posted on Easter? I’ve got nothing. Also: We talk about Sinners, Wicked, The Minecraft Movie, Severance Season 2, and Cade’s run in with Kevin Smith. Episode 137: Daredevil - Born Again Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

You’ve seen the reviews but what do Marv and Noah think? Elssux or Duzent? Episode 136: Captain America - Brave New World Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Still no DEGOT winners. Maybe next year. Come enjoy our Marvel awards extravaganza with winners that you voted for (if you took that survey 6 weeks ago). Episode 135: The Duzzies 2024 Marvel Sucks vs. No It Doesn't

Godzilla Minus One, Superman Teaser Trailer, S4E17 of the original X-Men show, and 5 beloved Christmas traditions. Remember to manifest your heart out. Episode 134: Christmas 2024 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In this episode: Wicked, I Saw the TV Glow, other stuff, and a little shake-up to the Marvel Rankings. Episode 133: Ranksgiving 2024 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Recap: Cade and Jordan enjoyed the first two episodes. What will they think of the rest of the episodes? Also, The Substance, The Wild Robot, and other tangents. Recap 2: This is a two dudes talking podcast disguised as a review podcast, don’t expect structure. Episode 132: Agatha All Along pt. 2 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Wherein: Jordan goes the entire episode without saying the letter ‘P,’ Cade recounts the many concerts he attends, Jordan reviews new Disney rides, Cade recounts the many movies he watches, and—eventually—they talk about a witch or something. Episode 131: Agatha All Along pt. 1 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Every 26 months, three men (feat. Patrick Fitzsimmons) assemble to talk a little about the FX tv show Legion and a lot about movies generally. This time they also watched Dolittle (2020). Why? It’s a secret that’s been lost to the sands of time. Just like the location of the Island of the Eden Tree which has magical healing fruit (which could save the queen). Episode 130: Legion pt. 4 and Dolittle Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Too much cursing for my taste. Can we get a Nicepool movie instead? Episode 129: Deadpool & Wolverine Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

They stab Xavier.Xavier: X2, Brute?Magneto: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.I should probably let Cade write the descriptions. We talk about X2 in this one with a special guest. Episode 128: X2 (2003) Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Cade and Jordan head back into the Marvel vault to visit Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters. New heroes, new powers, but old special effects (which are kinda good?). Enroll with us as we prepare for Deadpool and his spikey-metal-clawed friend. Episode 127: X-Men (2000) Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

The stars are out! The most prestigious award show on the planet returns to your eardrums. Tape the big game, you’ve got listening to do. Buckle in, brace yourself, the show starts now! Wow! Ok. Episode 126: The 4th Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Awards Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

This show was an interesting choice from the folks over at the Walter Disney Corporation but it exceeded our expectations. Wait that can’t be right, its a Hawkeye spin off with Marvel Netflix cameos. Let me check my notes. Huh, no that’s the case they’re making. Episode 125: Echo Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The holidays wouldn’t be the holidays without the classic traditions that we all know and love. There’s a little bit of marvel stuff in there too. Episode 124: What if... Christmas Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

It’s that time of year again. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, curl up next to a roaring fire, and nitpick superhero blockbusters from a decade ago. Episode 123: Ranksgiving '23 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Marvel is taking all this multiverse timeline hopping seriously. The Marvels was made a universe where the MCU is a disorganized mess and Loki was made in a universe where everything is planned years in advance. I wonder which universe the next film will be from… Episode 122: Loki - Season Episode 5-6 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

I hope you did your homework. If you didn't watch Ms. Marvel, Wandavision, Secret Invasion, Captain Marvel, and Hawkeye you're missing out. Or are you? Episode 121: The Marvels Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We discuss Five Nights at Freddy’s, Killer's of the Flower Moon (but mostly just its duration), the upcoming Beatles track “Now and Then,” and, oh yeah, Loki season 2. Episode 120: Loki - Season 2 Episode 3-4 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

What if the people making a show actually cared about the project? What if they had a plan for what would happen? What if they actually followed that plan and told a cohesive story? In Loki, we might have stumbled into a timeline where that happens on Disney+! Episode 119: Loki - Season 2 Episode 1-2 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

In this very special episode we come to you live from Cade's birthday brewery crawl. At each stop we recorded a 5 minute segment with surprise guest discussing a different surprise Marvel movie. Embrace the chaos. Episode 118: Cade's Birthday Brewery Crawl Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

We used to have a Marvel podcast that was secretly a Beatles podcast but now its a Marvel podcast that is secretly a Matchbox Twenty podcast. How’s that for shapeshifting? Episode 117: Secret Invasion Episodes 2-6 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

We’ve got a couple of mysteries on our hands today. From Marvel to the Titanic, Cade and Jordan are on the case. (The remnants of the sub were confirmed to be found while we were recording. Damn we’re good.) Episode 116: Secret Invasion Episode 1 Marvel Sucks v. No it Doesn't

The gang’s all here, what more do you want? If you said adorable, tortured animals you’re in luck! Episode 115: Guardians of the Galaxy 3 Marvel Sucks vs. No it Doesn't

Who would win in a shrinking contest: Ant-man shrinking himself or Quantumania shrinking consumer interest in the MCU? Episode 114: Ant-man and the Wasp Quantumania Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

A handful of truly great performers have received an EGOT but who will be the first to win a DEGOT? Episode 113: The Third Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

I think there’s a man on my roof and I sure hope its Santa Claus. On this episode we discuss Avatar: Blue People Bluer Water, Goofy Aliens on Earth, and rank the tracks of The Beatles’ White Album. Happy Holidays! Episode 112: Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Join us all ye movie sorters (fa la la la la, la la la la)/ Tis the season to make order (fa la la la la, la la la la)/Ranking all the MCU films (MA MA MA MA MA, MA MA VEL SUCKS) Episode 111: Ranksgiving '22 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Black Panther is back (panther). Cade and Jordan discuss Marvel Snap, the Quantumania trailer, and the newest MCU flick. What more could you want? Episode 110: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Sorry if we sound out of breath, we raced to get you this episode as fast as humanly possible. Episode 109: She-Hulk pt. 2 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

This episode was recorded on September 24th. That’s why this is the show you come to for breaking news. Episode 108: She-Hulk pt. 1 Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

If you’ve been looking for a deep dive of phase five while you drive, you’ve arrived. The two leading Marvelxperts are here to deliver all the juicy MCU deets. Episode 107: Phase Five 4 Real Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Mr. Marv Elssux reviews Ms. Marv El with Mr. Noah Duzent. Episode 106: Ms. Marvel Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

Will Thor 4 be adored, abhorred, or endured? Episode 105: Thor: Love and Thunder Marvel Sucks v. No it doesn't

February 2018 - Cade, Patrick, and Jordan watch the first 20 minutes of the first episode of Legion (2017), April 2020 - after 26 months they watched the middle 20 minutes, and June 2022 - after an additional 26 months the first episode has been finished. The three will meet up again on August 2024 to discuss the first 20 minutes of the first episode of season 2 of Legion and the trailer to Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008). Episode 104: Legion - The Final Third Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

There’s more discussion of Top Gun: Maverick in this episode than Moon Knight but that’s probably for the best. Episode 103: Moon Knight Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Doctor Strange 2? More like Doctor too Strange. Marvel is getting wacky with this zany flick. Episode 102: Doctor Strange 2: Multiverse of Madness Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

The atmosphere is electric tonight at the Duzzies. The stars are shining and the reviews are glowing. Who’s gonna take home the ultimate prize? Find out now! Episode 101: The Second Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

5 years after starting we’ve reached our 100th episode. Here’s 100 interviews (a joint effort by Cade and I) about the MCU. Episode 100 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

If you were to use one word to describe this podcast, I think that word would have to be “timely.” Anyway, here’s our final review of a show set and released during the Christmas season. Merry Holidays! Episode 99: Hawkeye Episodes 5 & 6 Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Is this Spider-man 3 better than Toby’s Spider-man 3? We’ll let you be the judge. Or actually, I guess, we will be the judge because podcasts aren’t an interactive medium. You can be the jury. Episode 98: Spider-man: No Way Home Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't