Mates Rates

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It's here - the second annual Mates Rates Gooch Week Spectacular! This time we've hit the mostly sunny shores of Manly to record a very loose episode including our Gooch Week bingo, Tom's dad jokes and we relax and release some old segments from this year. Thanks for listening in 2025! Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The emerald city of Sydney is proudly home to so many unique features that make it world famous, none more so than the exorbitant price of beer. Until today, no one has been brave enough to truly investigate just how expensive a pint of beer could be in Sydney. As always, Mates Rates are breaking new ground and going where no podcasters have gone before, as we crack open the beer files and find out once and for all, where the most expensive pint in Sydney can be found.   Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the first Annual Matey Awards! An award ceremony for Mates Rates, by Mates Rates, with awards only going to Mates Rates. Who will be the big winners?? Plus, we play a round of 'I'm An Acquaintance Get Me Out Of Here' and open up the Beer Files. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week the boys went to the TikTok Awards, and then decided it was a good idea to record a podcast the next day. Even though we recorded at 2pm, Sammy barely made it in alive. Plus, we reveal exactly HOW and WHY Tom was kicked out. Plus, Step Granny is back to have a stern word with the boys about unplanned episodes. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While step-granny is away, the boys will play. Kick your feet up, take a load off and enjoy this free flowing unstructured podcast helped along by the return of a certain producer. The boys are gearing up for Australia’s night of nights, but are worried that there will be a scant amount of alcohol available. Enter the trenchcoats. Plus we hear an exclusive new track by one of Britains hottest rappers!   Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We compared the burritos from Guzman Gomez, Mad Max and Zambrero to find out which is the ultimate Australian fast food Mexican. also Mark Bronson the famous interviewer makes his comeback with another searing interview of Robert Stellenbosch and Lachie Mann from blokesHurst College.   Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we've been very busy making funny videos and had almost no time to plan the podcast, so we've had to licence an interview from another show, the classic 'The World According To Me With Mark Bronson'. In this episode he speaks to Britpop legends Smudge about rock'n'roll, their many controversies, and their coreys. Plus, we play another round of the Three Word Game, and discuss Canberra's very many special features. Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So Tom decided to come back to Australia and rejoin his friends, but not without a big, throbbing package for us. Plus, Kristo turns 26 and gets some heartfelt girts, and we play a round of 'Chit Chat Champions' ...sorry we mean 'People Who Are Very Good At Talking'. Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom is in The Big Apple, and Sammy and Kristo have taken over the studio to enjoy a Tom-free episode, including a game full to the brim of topics he would absolutely hate. They also discuss a weird encounter at an event they recently went to, and listen to some entries to our latest Brookvale Union One Word Weird competition and they are wild. Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates or dm us a voice note and tell us the weirdest birthday you've ever had. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the podcast, the fella's are saying goodbye to their old pal Tom who is heading to New York. Will he be back? Only time will tell. Plus, we play a round of 'Guess Where This News Headline Is From' (working title) and stare into each other's crystal ballsacks to predict what is going to be hot this summer. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Mates Rates Podcast has finally levelled up and has a theme song, thanks to you, our listeners! Tune in to see who was victorious. Plus, Sammy, Tom and Kristo test local businesses discount policies with a stake-out, and test their own very, very niche knowledge with a quiz. Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story that happened on a plane. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this jam packed episode, Dave gets 'taken care of', Sammy breaks something very important, and we reflect on an evening of magic. There's packages of all shapes and sizes. Plus, we play our three theme song demos and need YOU to vote on which one you like, so head to our instagram now! Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we cram 5 people into the studio and welcome Ryan and Bryn aka Kind Of A Big Deal to the podcast. They read us a formal statement on how they met, play a rogue game of Good New Zealander/Shit Kiwi and design their perfect Aussie pub. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Mates Rates 2.0, and the podcast coach has advised the boys that they need a theme song (stay tuned for that). Plus, they play a round of the Three Word Game, get excited about An Evening Of Magic, get less excited about Kristo's potential handstand, and Sammy needs help solving his own personal financial crisis. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a new era for the Mates Rates podcast; we're being coached by a professional to make sure this podcast is the best on the market. However, like all good things, it may take a few episodes to really see the full effects of our investment. Also, we write an open letter to Europe despite potentially not knowing what an open letter entails, and hear an explicit message from our latest One Word Weird winner. Don't forget to enter our next One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story that happened on a plane. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back from Edinburgh and get straight back in the studio, where they belong. It's also young Tom's birthday, so Kristo and Sammy (and Producer Em) surprise him with presents that he reluctantly accepts and sticks his fingers into. Plus, Sammy's neighbour has served him with a new set of legal threats. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is with a heavy heart that, after what can only be described as a life-changing month, we must bid farewell to Edinburgh, the fringe festival and all the lovely people we’ve met along the way. From our snoring roommate to all the Mates Rates fans we’ve met, you’ll all be missed. In this ep we recap our last week while we’re in the middle of our staff party, as well as calling up some very friendly Scottish pubs to try find our non-existent friends. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried and we’ve got very good at doing Scottish accents. We certainly had a great time, guys!   Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Week 3 of our Edinburgh experience and the boys are down but not out. Hostel work is taking its toll and a diet of supermarket sandwiches is probably not what’s needed to function on 4 hours of sleep. Nonetheless we persevere through inconsistent showers, magic shows, Oasis concerts and so much more. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has made his arrival and he’s looking as fashionable as ever. The boys talk through another week in Edinburgh working in the hostel, a loud snoring roommate, a trip to the highlands as well as confusing scottish food. Plus an unexpected guest threatens the position of Kristo and Sammy in the Mates Rates organisation.   Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys have flown to Scotland and boy are their arms tired! (just kidding of course). Tom is yet to arrive but Sammy and Kristo are here to take you through their adventures in London and their whirlwind trip to Ibiza including Sammy's once-in-a-lifetime experience seeing Calvin Harris. You don't want to miss this ep!   Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are off to Scotland for the biggest Fringe Festival in the world! What is a fringe festival I hear you ask? Well we might answer that on this weeks show along with other questions such as: Will Kristo rescue his passport in time for the trip? Will Tom be packing clean or dirty clothes? And How many email addresses can Sammy recruit while he's over there.    Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'web.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvale Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the boys swapped the comfy chairs of the podcast studio for the hard plastic with attached desk chairs of the classroom as they sought to expand their mindbrains and broaden the depths of their thinking powers. Sammy tried his hand at the ancient art of scrabble, Kristo sought IT assistance for a computer with a mysterious problem (no problem at all it turns out) and Tom was helped by a familiar sounding British man to learn more about one of his favourite hobbies - podcasting. Have a great time guys.     Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvale Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three of Australia's hottest new musicians were joined on the couch by Asher and Tom from The Rions to dissect what many are calling the 3 greatest songs since The Beatles final record. Despite the greatness of all 3, one has been chosen by our panel of experts as the greatest of the great, but who will it be? Will it be Kristo's Realty Rockstar, Sammy's Sh*t Stains (explicit version) or Tom's Praying on Paper? Listen to find out.   Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvale Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prepare your earholes, you're about to witness some of the greatest songwriting and production since Mozart first put quill to parchment. Kristo, Sammy and Tom have all entered the studio as mere podcasters and emerged as accomplished musical artists. In this episode the boys each debut their original songs to each other and dissect the artistry behind each masterpiece. You will never be the same after this.   Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do Benson Boone, Will Smith, John Lennon, Russel Crowe and the Mates Rates have in common? Aside from all being world-famous and celebrated entertainers, they have also all dabbled in music. In this episode the boys chat about some of the best and worst musical exploits of otherwise famous celebrities. We also crown our first ever One Word Weird champion and announce this month's eggceptional weird word.    Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'Favour.'   It's the Mates Rates End of Financial Year Bonanza! Everything must go as we head into Q3 and leave the filthy, disgusting Q2 in our wake. In this podcast, you'll hear priceless advice that the experts don't want you to know, like how to multiply your dividends and how to bring thick, juicy, veiny profits to your beloved shareholders. We've also got the return of a classic segment that see the boys phone up some local pubs and try to find a business associate.   Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram   Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply.  1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joining the boys on the couch today are YouTubers Alex and Aleksa from I Did A Thing & Boy Boy. They've since told us that this was the scariest experience they've ever had, which is saying something considering they've both been to North Korea, plus Alex has almost blown himself up in a variety of different ridiculous ways. The guys get into Conspiracy theories, inventions, the best parts about North Korea and so much more.   Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take an auditory journey into the hallowed halls of the prestigious and historic Blokeshurst College. Sitting in Principal Barry Howard's office are Kripto and Kayden, sent there for their misbehaviours under the strict supervision of Father McMahon. As part of this back-to-school experience, the boys have all lined up a different class for each other to take that will expand their horizons, broaden their minds, but most importantly, make for hilarious content. PLUS Why is Sammy wearing a suit??    Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mini Pizzas, Vegemite Scrolls, Finger Buns, Choccy Croissants. They could all be yours if you follow the simple steps laid out in the podcast you're about to hear. Kristo, Sammy and Tom put themself in immense danger to investigate one of the most pondered questions in history: How can you get free Bakers Delight Baked Goods? PLUS a HUGE podcast announcement with global ramifications, and your chance to win a trip to the world famous 'Weird Wednesday'. Listen to find out more Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Experts estimate that 45,000 tonnes of baked goods are wasted per year.* It's high time that these baked goods go to good use! Three mischievous boys plan a high-stakes stake out and heist to score some free finger buns from Australia's most famous purveyor of baked goods. Plus special guest Tony Robbins is in the house to help you, our beloved listeners with your problems.     Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They said it couldn't be done. They said 5 people on one podcast would cause irreparable damage to the very fabric of our society. Only time will tell if they're right. This week the boys share a couch to themselves as the other couch is inhabited by esteemed creators Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Together we recount some of the most embarrassing DM's we've ever sent to people that we're now friends with. There's also a very important update on the CaseCade - the new trend that's taking the world by storm.   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a podcast that is most definitely not about drinking, we thought we'd depart from our usual shenanigans for a trip to our local watering hole (different from the piss grotto btw). After encountering some local characters and making some wagers involving art galleries, we endeavour to create the next phenomenon in Australian drinking culture. First there was the skull, then the shoey and now the newest innovation in drinking technology will be revealed exclusively on the Mates Rates podcast.     Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since Jack was first Hungry and since Mac was first Donald, people have been pondering the comparisons between the two. Who has the better chip? Which is better value for money? Is the whopper superior to the Quarter Pounder? All these questions and so many more will be answered and presented along with imperial data, real time taste tests and the expert opinion of Clancy Overell from The Betoota Advocate. Have a great time guys!   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever thought about the comparisons between Australia’s two cities, Sydney and Melbourne? We didn’t think so, that’s why we’ve generously crafted this impartial and unbiased episode to discuss the differences and what could be improved. This is compulsory listening if you’re from Sydney, Melbourne, or even perhaps Wagga Wagga. Have a great time guys!     Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There has never been a more serious, more warranted or more prescient Royal Commission in the history of Australian law. Kristo Hakola-Parry is accused of stingery, scabbery and the heinous charge of being beholden to the last penny. Commissioners Thomas and Sammy grill the defendant and get to the bottom of this incredibly serious charge.   Have a great time guys!   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the boys are brimming with ANZAC spirit as Sammy, Kristo and Tom set out on planning their ideal celebrations for this historic day. What time should they get to the pub? Should they stick with the same side of the coin for the entirety of 2up? How much can you do to a yabbie before it's classified as animal abuse? All these questions will be answered on the only podcast you need to hear ahead of ANZAC day this Friday.   Have a great time guys!   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lockyer, Lewis, Inglis, Fittler, Johns, Kristo, Sammy, Tom. All names you would associate with the great sport of Rugby League. This week the boys officially accept the offer from the CEO of Thugby League to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime game of touch footy in Rockhampton. There’s only one problem: We don’t know how to play Rugby League… Join us on this journey as we explore the rules, culture and much much more.   Have a great time guys   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Economy is in shambles, the world is headed for another recession so we’ve decided that the best course of action is to call the first Board Meeting of the Mates Rates Corporation Incorporated. We’ve got apologies, minutes, a role call, and all the other Accoutre mon that come along with official business. Will the Chairman stand up and take charge or will he be deposed embarrassingly in a cruel mutiny? Have a great time guys   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sammy and Tom are back from The U.S. of A (and canada) and boy do they have some explaining to do. Tasked with completing 3 challenges each while overseas, we find out who will suffer the harshest of punishments. We’ve also got a guest appearance from Brian Kransky as well as some correspondence from our favourite touch footy team.   Have a Great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week the boys* welcome in special guests Edan McGovern and Lachy Mcintyre from the Nobody Asked Podcast. They catch up on all things cuckery, Euro Pop, Reality TV and much more. Plus a much needed therapy session that helps our two guests develop empathy for the first time in their lives *Kristo and Sammy are steering the ship this week while the other guy (Tim or something) is still overseas   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sammy and Tom say bon voyage as they travel to distant and unknown lands (North America). Eager to not be left out, Kristo has prepared a series of challenges for the guys to complete while they're living it up overseas. We also try and come up with a new hit reality TV show involving our two favourite things, finding love and real estate agents. You'll also find out some incredibly important information about Katy Perry, Jeff Bezos and space travel. Have a great time guys!   Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this the greatest achievement ever recorded on a podcast? Or is it the most uncomfortable thing you’ll listen to all year? Only you can decide after listening to the entire episode in full as many times as you can possibly manage. Once the dust has settled and the results have been tallied, the boys are joined by esteemed albeit controversial school chaplain Father McMahon.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you thought white boys couldn't rap, think again. Sammy and Kristo lay down some of the hardest bars every recorded into digital sound. If that sublime effort isn't enough for you then don't worry, because the boys then give their best shot at performing a wedding speech. This is probably the most lyrical, poetic, intellectual and sophisticated podcast you will ever hear.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back and full of energy, you can taste the excitement in the room as Sammy brings you an update on his legal troubles. Plus a horn honking listener delivers a devastating hospo mishap and the boys kick off a new game featuring one of Tom's favourite pasttimes.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another bumper episode heading your way courtesy of Mates Rates Barbecue & Grill. We've got mishaps on the job, Sammy's new purchase, Tom had a crook weekend plus we're paid a special visit by the one and only Robert Stellenbosh who gives us a glimpse into South African life. Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are back with special guest Will Gibb from the You Wouldn't Podcast. Will gives deep insight and special consideration on the topic of chocolate chip cookies, as well as his upcoming circumcision, exciting times! There’s also some discussions around video games, school spirit and so much more. You’ll hear everything you could ever ask for on a podcast, EXCEPT WOKE BULLSH!T   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on InstagramSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another week another scandal! This time Sammy is in hot water due to some of his questionable behaviour. Will he face the full force of the law or is he an "innocent" man? After that the boys don their suits and head to the PR office for the return of a classic segment. Plus it's back to school and a class project has been assigned to our most prestigious students.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back for the new year after a month off and whoaaa boyyy are there maybe one or two stories we have to tell you! We’ve also come up with a new concept we describe as “ins and outs for 2025” so you’ll have to listen to find out what the hell is going on with that. Plus we hear from our beloved horn-honking listeners who’ve been kind enough to send through some important correspondence.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Gooch Week. Sit back, relax and enjoy this companion piece to the greatest week of the year. Not quite Christmas, not quite next year, but that beautiful spot in the middle. Recommended listening for help on how to take a load off.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.