Matt and Quinn Watch A Thing

In this episode…riches beyond your wildest dreams!!!

In this episode…a birthday party!!!

In this episode…art!!!

In this episode…Groff!!! Special appearance by Peter the Doll.

In this episode…dolls!!! Haunted dolls!!!

In this episode…a ghost???

In this episode…biscuits!!!

In this episode…diet cola!!!

In this episode…a vampire!!!

In this episode…uncles!!!

In this episode…prank pizzas!!!

In this episode…Keaton!!!

An original radio-style horror drama from your podcast best friends. Written by Matt Lawson and featuring the voice talents of Quinn and Matt. In this episode…a puzzling box.

In this episode, Matt and Quinn discuss theme song options, eat a pizza and watch the new live-action (I guess…?) version of Disney’s PINOCCHIO.

We’re back, baby! In this episode, Matt and Quinn strap on their jazz shoes to talk about 2011’s Soul Surfer, the harrowing true story of surfer and future Amazing Race contestant Bethany Hamilton. Plus, Matt punches a shark, Quinn becomes a triple threat and we find out what the turtles are talking about.

We’re back from our epic hiatus, and we want to tell you all about it! In this episode, Matt gets a Tik Tok; Quinn rejects her destiny; and we bid an emotional farewell to Shrek 4D. So, pimp walk over to your favorite podcast listening device, and join us in Orlando, America’s COVID Bucket!!!

In this mini-sode, announcements are made, candy is eaten and stuffed animals are cruelly wrenched from the loving arms of horrified children.

Tis the thick of Spooky Season, and Matt and Quinn are touring the haunted houses and gardens in their own backyard. Plus: Quinn mourns for basil, Matt repeatedly mispronounces Riley Keough’s name, and Emily eats a boring sandwich. And: a ghost says hello.

On this episode, Quinn loves spiders, Matt loves corporate pizza and everyone loves Fudge. Or at least tolerates him.

In this episode, Quinn visits Sanddollar Island and Matt narrowly avoids having lunch with Lin-Manuel Miranda, the musical genius behind this week’s film, VIVO.

Season 2 of MAQWAT starts here! In this episode Matt makes a McDonald’s mistake, Quinn becomes a helicopter and we pay tribute to beloved film actor Ernest Borg-something-or-other. Not even the jerks in NSYNC can slow this podcast party down, dude!!!

It’s our Season One finale!!! Candy is eaten. Cat crimes are solved. Quinn goes to summer camp. And Matt discusses Maury Terry’s theories regarding the Son of Sam murders, but in a fun way kids will enjoy.

Live (to tape) from a yacht off the coast of Spain, Matt and Q are back to not-really-talk-about the new Netflix film TMVTM! Also: Quinn bakes a cake, Matt gets kissed in the rain and we remind listeners that drills and faces don’t mix.

On this episode, Matt feeds a horse, Quinn witnesses a shocking scene of elderly indiscretion and we talk about Back to the Future. Plus, a new sponsor and a new segment!

On this episode, Quinn takes a toddler to the prom, Matt pitches a Not Quite Human television series and we visit the all-new Crush Corner brought to you by Arnie’s Subs!

It’s episode twelve, so you know what that means?!? A complete format change!!! Yay? In this episode, Matt risks his child’s life to stuff his face, Mickey Mouse makes the most important phone call of his life, and Quinn takes her rightful place as the Mayor of Flavor Town! Plus, we welcome our very first guest! If you like to listen to people eat, you’re gonna love this episode.

In this episode of the podcast (sponsored by Arnie’s Subs!), Quinn waxes poetic about honey mustard, Matt alludes to deeper issues, Aunt Rita fears for the nation and a loyal listener inadvertently reveals a shocking secret about himself. And we watch Nickelodeon’s sitcom for preteens, Victorious. NO CREEPS ALLOWED!

Matt and Quinn are back with way too much show to cram into a measly 30 minutes. In this episode, Quinn runs away from a hypothetical Komodo dragon, Matt shares his theory about flatulent unicorns and we choose a voice for Grogu! We also introduce a new game that is sure to take the planet by storm: Yoda or Miss Piggy?

It’s our very special Christmas episode, and Quinn wants to play Animal Crossing, so let’s get this over with! In this episode, Quinn paints her nails, Matt goes full Doughboy and we decide at what point in Home Alone each of the Wet Bandits should have died! All that, and 3 celebrity guests! It’s a Christmas miracle!!!

Strap your helmets on, cuz we’re dropping another holiday mini on your heads! In this mini-sode, Quinn makes her parents proud, Matt longs for pudding and we watch two Christmas specials devoid of cybernetic pigs.

It’s a Christmas miracle! The first Matt and Quinn Holiday Mini is here! In this episode, Matt learns a new word, Quinn hates Kenny and we find our Christmas Spirit despite being stuck in a Children of the Corn situation.

In this episode, Quinn shines a light on the seedy underbelly of the Fitbit community; Matt makes a stunning admission; and we talk SONIC THE HEDGEHOG.

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Matt and Quinn watched 3 Thanksgiving specials (so you don’t have to) for our very first not-so-mini Mini Episode. Compliment sandwiches all around!

On this episode, Matt shows off his reading prowess, Quinn falls in love and we visit the Crush Corner (patent pending) for the first. Plus, we watch Netflix’s Tall Girl. How’s the weather up there indeed?

It’s our super-sized Halloween Spooktacular! Join Matt and Q around the campfire for an evening of scary stories and roasted fruit. And find out who’s been chosen to join our theoretical Halloween Candy Crews this year with our very special (and somewhat controversial?) Muppet Question of the Week.

Cowabunga! On this episode Quinn misplaces a musical instrument, Matt looks at pictures of pizza and both hosts share how embarrassingly little they know about lacrosse. Oh, and we watch 1990’s TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!

It’s our 4th episode spectacular! In this episode we battle insomnia (poorly), start an illegal underground fight club for puppets and bid a fond farewell to a beloved staff member.

In this episode, we descend into a nightmarish land of hugs, homemade McGriddle sandwiches and bad Southern accents. We also take one last trip to the Titanic to gorge ourselves on potted shrimp! Hugs!

In this episode we read a letter from an angry listener, provide a very tasty grilled bologna recipe and watch two episodes of Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends: “Swarm” and “The Fantastic Mr. Frump.” And, as always, the Muppet Question of the Week!

We’re on top of the world! For the podcast’s maiden voyage, we hop aboard James Cameron’s TITANIC for a relaxing cruise to the bottom of the Atlantic. And in our first ever edition of the soon-to-be-world famous MUPPET QUESTION OF THE WEEK, find out which of Jim Henson’s beloved creations we would eat if the need arose. It’s the feel good podcast of the summer!