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STATS! STATS! STATS! Join Turmaine, Munn & the Hassey brothers as they take it to the World Cup corner with STATS GALORE! All the big names are here: Cruise, Tuchel, Pindico, Madonna, Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Messi, Christ, Haaland, Vin Laden, Mbappe, Prince-Boateng, Bellingham, Infantino, Trump, Williams, Walnuts, Bieber, Lasso, Shakira, Oar, Experience aaaand, of course, Horncamp. Proudly sponsored by Eggs. . . . JUST TELL US WHICH ONES TO BUY!

Get the clean linen on and make yourself some soup; we're off to the Emergency Ward! This week Dr Mase, Subdurnal Sunny & Nick Giannopoulos give us a health update and answer the age-old queries: What are you in for? Do i need to send you to the hospital? How are you supporting yourself? Am i about to drop dead? Are we sure Memento was even backwards? Does anyone know my phone number? What's Barnesy on about? . . . & how do you spell it?! Proudly sponsored by David Blaine's temple crushing horse stable.

"Dad... Dad... DAD!" Time to get frisky with your dolphins, superglue the front door locks and drape the windows with garbage bag curtains. Join us as we warm up MacDumpsterDiver's frozen feet and answer the age old conundrum: Meat or Fish?Chapters1:45 Pugwall has his marriage to Skippy annulled by Greg Evans 7:31 B1 suffers potassium poisoning and main suspect, Tony Barber, flees the country, only to become Christopher Skase's nude butler14:08 Bandit refuses to play 'the floor is lava' with Peter Hitchener 19:50 Mr Squiggle gets life in prison after repeatedly egging Larry Emdur's bungalow 26:19 Blinky Bill has his novelty eucalyptus bong confiscated by Ernie Sigley 33:57 Humphrey B Bear plays spin the bottle with Glenn Ridge

Will a white suit wearing, born again Poppa stop tinkering with the Socceroos dream and shrinking Maty Ryan with his DABDA machine; or will Chilly B get anxiety over the lack of toblerone at the President's Cup....? All will be revealed. Chapters: 1:28 Security guard Hermes Endakis fails to thwart the kids of Circe Island 5:08 Frankie J Holden sponsors the spaghetti eating competition with a bike 13:50 James Sherry is aghast that no one looked behind the cactus for the Gameboy key 21:34 Agro gets sanctioned for groping Anne-Marie too many times 32:41 Green Day destroy the set of Recovery

Poppa double-taps Mase at the base of the skull, but we trust the process, so the show must go on. . . . Chapters: 1:42 Red gongs a minority4:15 Wilbur gets caught chastising the drummer and Daryl secretly loves it 7:11 Everyone gets slurpees 12:04 Dickie Knee pulls a hammy

.It’s an EXCLUSIVE, guys! Join Stephen Hawking on his Morse Code date with Mrs Goutfire & The Human Bunion, as they sip pickle juice at Poppa’s selection table until a new shade of blue urine emerges. Proudly sponsored by — . .. - - — .. — . . — …. . . — Chapters: 1:30 Flathead gets mad at Bobby 4:20 Toadfish regrets cutting his ponytail 17:11 Dr Karl gets jealous over a new hunky neighbour 32:54 Alf Stewart has a full rectal exam and the results send shockwaves through Summer Bay 49:30 Lou Carpenter eats a foreign fruit smuggled into the country by. a stranger from his past

Mase names names while Sunny giggles. Grab your cocktail shaker & smoke 'em if you got 'em.... Proudly sponsored by the Curacao & Advocaat Cocktail Hour

The boys bathe in the juices of our Socceroos stunning Turkey victory, before expertly dissecting the US of A game… Listener discretion is advised. Pig’s Dick - Australia are winning the World Cup! Proudly sponsored by Mittens Gentlemen’s Club.

The boys sit down pre-tournament to discuss the forty-eight (48) team group stage . . . . and make it all the way to Group A.Proudly sponsored by Pepsi Max.

Mase & Sunny are back, floating on an ice block in the ocean, ready to run through the Dinky (Bon) Di Socceroos squad. They attempt to answer all the World Cup questions no one is asking... Will the Somali banana refs make it through customs? Can Jackson & the Cadillac Boys fearlessly cruise through the midfield? Which Italian is our new Head of Vibes? Who is the Ahmed Al Ahmed of the Socceroos? Which team's national bird will survive Mase's lounge room cage fight to the death? Proudly sponsored by: Donald Trump's Tongue Twisters - a Book for Baron

Celebrate every Australian Gold medal via the majesty of song . . . & crude 0600 editing through bloodshot eyes... Intro: Fat Boy Slim - Right Here Right Now (0:00)Grace Brown Road Cycling / Ariarne Titmus 400m Freestyle / Women’s 4 x 100m Freestyle: Metallica - Enter Sandman (2:43)Jess Fox Women’s Slalom K-1: Jimi Hendrix - Foxey Lady (5:28)Mollie O’Callaghan Women’s 200m Freestyle: Motley Crue - Girls Girls Girls (8:25)Kaylee McKeown Women’s 100m Backstroke: Fatback Band - Yum Yum (10:35)Jess Fox Women’s Slalom C-1: White Stripes - Seven Nation Army (13:58)Women’s 4 x 200m Freestyle Relay: AC/DC - Thunderstruck (18:04)Cam McEvoy 50m Freestyle / Kaylee McKeown Women’s 200m Backstroke / Saya Sakakibara Women’s BMX Racing: Groove Armada - Final Shakedown (22:58)Matthew Ebden + John Peers Men’s Tennis Doubles: Sofi Tukker - Wet Tennis (27:08)Noemie Fox: Women’s Kayak Cross: Eurythmics - Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves (29:46)Arisa Trew Women’s Park Skateboarding: OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe (33:25)Matthew Wearn Men’s Laser Sailing: Various (Sailing Mashup) (37:32)Keegan Palmer Men’s Park Skateboarding: Spiderbait - Black Betty (41:22)Men’s Team Pursuit Cycling: Queen - Bicycle Race (45:07)Nina Kennedy Women’s Pole Vault: House of Pain - Jump Around (48:19)

This Is The End. Mase & Sunny wrap up the most successful Aussie Games in history, give out some awards, then take leave on a hiatus, for an unspecified period of time... Thanks to our seven (7) loyal listeners. We love you. Stay Mint. xx

The last Lubing of the Olympiad... Mase & Sunny order chinese takeaway so they can run through the record medal tally & re-word their scripts to make sure they they do not commit adultery... We're nearly there. . . . .

B-Boy Snooze Button sleeps through the Stingers as B-Boy PlayMaker vaporizes on the couch. The boys dissect Raygun's iconic performance and want everyone to know they are proud of you. Olympics 33 - 0 Sunny Munn

Sunny fails to press the "record" button... kinda important. So the boys pull an audible and decide to go to the pub all day before recording LIVE tonight...

We are graced with one (1) of our seven (7) loyal listeners, friend (& brother) of the pod accidentally stumbles into Maybe... Daily HQ to run us through his storied (bomb)diving career in the old Oakleigh days . . .

Mase & Sunny tackle all the big questions: What are the side effects of covid? How far can you go underwater? Which events are in the heptathlon? How many Tom Hanks films can you name? What did MSGez have for dinner last night? Where are all of our taxes REALLY going? Pineapple on pizza - yay or nay?

Sunny has officially hit the wall. This is being released purely so he can sleep at night . . . from August twelfth (12th)... What's with the 'f' in 'twelfth'? So unnecessary. What goes up (to 18) must come down . . . to walking home barefoot. Seeya tomorrow.

The Gold Hunter is on the road again.... going solo to recap an historic day of four (4!) Aussie GOLDS!...and to give tips on cheap coffee, bad wigs, & the ever-evolving career of Elliot Goblet (watch out, he may or may not be residing inside your telly)...

The streak is alive. Just. Sunny may be solo tomorrow, but it seems he will still have the drilling for company, ad infinitum...

Can anyone else hear the drilling, or is that just us…? CUCKOO CUCKOOMase bizarrely chooses to talk greek to The Gold Hunter’s Australian neighbour, then runs through his fluid stages of Boomers grief. The Gold Hunter accidentally rewatches water polo, and both boys realise they’ve gone completely Cuckoo… Cuckoo…It’s day twelve (12), guys… Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Step into the aeroplane toilet confessional and flush your sins away as we talk all things, coffee & earworm tv ads, as we abuse geriatric skateboarders and play a 'Names of the Games' quiz. All before getting far too nervous for Boomers coach, Brian Goorjan, as he is half-devoured by an anaconda; then we predict GOLD for the Wearninator...

It's Taco Tuesday in the Olympic village. More GOLD from the Fox family, lady bugs in goal at the water polo, Denny throws copper, & Fanny Burrito takes the photo finish at the mixed triathlon relay....

Mase is back! Nuff said.

No Gold but a truckload of journaling . . . & waiting to start the 100m final.

1700 - golf kicks off and rounds up… Golf, in the olympics? Ok, ok… 18:55 Women’s 200m Round 1 (Torrie Lewis)1948: Women's 75kg quarterfinal: Caitlin Parker vs Morocco 1950: Men's 110m hurdles round one: Tayleb Willis2005pm: Men's dinghy: Matt Wearn2035: Women's 400m hurdles round one: Sarah Carli, Alanah Yukich22:00 STINGERS women water polo v Hungary 2200 Golden Girl Grace Brown Dog Brown is joined by Lauretta MMMBop Hanson and ruby rose man-hyphen Gannon… cycling Road race - women's 22:0000:45 speaking of golden girls … Women’s Kayak Cross Heats (Jess Fox, Noemie Fox)0100 Beach Volleyball Women's round of 16: Clancy pants and the solar panel v braajeeel 0130: Hockey Men's quarterfinal: Australia vs Netherlands02:30 Women’s 50m Freestyle Final (Shayna Jack, Meg Harris)02:36 Men’s 1500m Freestyle Final (Sam Short)03:12 Men’s 4 x 100m Medley Relay 03:35 Women’s 4 x 100m Medley Relay Final03:50 Women’s High Jump Final (Nicola Cultslagers, Eleanor mattress Patterson)04:00 Men’s 100m Semi-Final 0430 Hammer throw final - men's 0435 800m semis - women's 04:35 (Abbey Caldwell & Claudia Hollingsworth) 0500 OPALS v France for a spot in the qtrs… 0550 100m final - men's

The Nerdies secure GOLD, and we collect the full sack of rocks -Gold, Kowalskis AND a Bermagui! Also - dick jokes.

This hangover just won't quit. There's only one (1) cure: MEN'S DOUBLES TENNIS with the Coodies...YEEEAAAHH BOI!

Gold! Gold! Gold! The deluge continues.... and i am significantly putrid...

MAIN EVENTS: 1700 Shooting, women's 25m pistol qualification 1730 3 x 3 v traditional rivals Azerbaijan1800 decathlon kicks off 1815 our mattress jumpers Eleanor mattress Patterson and Nicola olsyslagers19:05 Men’s 1500m Round 1 ABCs Adam Spencer / ollie Hoare / stew mcsweyn 1942 ROWING Women's pairs — Jess Morrison, Annabelle McIntyre2030: 3x3 Australia v Spain2115 HOCKEY Australia v India2130 BOOMERS v Greece2200 Women's WATER POLO Australia v Cheating canuksSWIMMING 0430 : Men's 50m freestyle final — Cameron McEvoy0436 Women's 200m backstroke final — Kaylee McKeown0443Men's 200m individual medley final0535: Men's BMX racing FINAL Izaac Kennedy * 0550 Women's BMX racing FINAL Saya Sakakibara, Lauren Reynolds

MORE Gold for the good GIRLS! Another Bermagui and plenty of conjecture about X & Y chromosomes....

MAIN EVENTS... 1530 men’s 20km walk has begun. Pick ‘em up put ‘em down never two off the ground 1700 - beach volleyball Aus men v Germany 1700 - golf begins 1730 - 3 X 3 v Cheatnese 1800 - more beach volleyball v Qatar 1830 - Men’s hockey v Tassie’s little sister 2010 - rowing men’s four final 2100 - 3X3 v Trumps Runts *** 2130 - Opals v Cheating Canadians2330 - men’s water polo v Frenchies Midnight - women’s beach volleyball v …Canada 0020 - boxing marissa Williamson v Hungarian 0400 - cycling BMX racing 0415 - Hockeyroos v Argentina 0437 - SeehBom Lee 200m men’s butterfly 0548 Women’s 4x200m freestyle relay

Jess Asterisk Fox has bloody gone and done it again! Tubby runs through all the numbers and none of the sport on a day where the good guys collected the full compliment of Gold, Kowalskis & Bermaguis...Hopefully Dave Colbert has a few stats for us . . .

MAIN EVENTS OVERNIGHT:2110 BMX Freestyle, Women's park final: Natalya Diehm2115 Hockey Women: Australia vs USA2200 Water Polo Australia STINGERS vs Netherlands 2245 BMX Freestyle, Men's park final: Logan Martin2330 Women's canoe single semifinal: Jessica Fox 0130 JESS FOX GOES FOR GOLD Women's canoe single final0130 - 3 X 3 Basketball Women’s AUSTRALIA vs Ze Germans0300 Football Matildas vs Trump’s RuntsWomen's 100m freestyle final: Mollie O'Callaghan, Shayna Jack0615 Men's 200m breaststroke final Zac Stubblety Cook v French Weapon 0615 Men's 100m freestyle final: Kyle Chalmers v Cheatnese

Kaylee saves the day as Sunny has a mishap in the downstairs department and nearly gets run over several times...

1600 - Men's Triathlon 1830 - Mens Water Polo Aus v Serbia 2130 - Boomers v Canada 2300 - Jess Fox Heat one (1) 2315 - BMX Mens Qualifying (Logan Martin) 0110 - Jess Fox Heat two (2) 0200 - 3 X 3 Basketball Aus v Canada 0300 - Surfing Qtrs & Semis 0345 - Hockey Aus Men v Belgium 0457 - Swimming Women's 100m Backstroke (Kaylee McKeon) 0503 - Swimming Men's 800m Freestyle (Elijah Winnington, Sam Short)0559 - Men's 4 X 200m Freestyle Relay

Molly O & Our Annie secure the Perkins-Kowalski classic, a horse with a conscience wins a Kowalski with Matt Pavlich, Tubby enforces the follow on in the diving, our surfers get radical, Opals break hearts, Rugba Sevens dominate and Mase takes us on a culinary tour of the Games...HOW GOOD ARE OUR GIRLS?!

The poms are complaining about food. The Poms!TONIGHT’S HIGHLIGHTS:6PM Mens Hockey v Ireland7PM OPALS v Nigeria7:30PM Boxing - Tyla McDonald8PM Djoker v Rafa8:20PM Boxing - Harry Garside10:30PM - Rugby Se7ens Aus v Ireland0100 Hockeyroos v Team Get Botulism0548 AUSSIE GOLD in the Fast Pool of Paris, as our girls go one-two (1st & 2nd)!

How good are our girls?! Jess Fox GOLD, the Matildas greatest comeback in the most insane game ever played, how good are our girls?! Equestrian v Skateboarding commentary, Mase phones in from Paris, and . . . How good are our girls?!Have I mentioned Our Girls?

It's all bleery peepers on Jess Fox & the Matildas as we look to remain atop the medal tally in the city of Love...Strewth it's gonna be a long fortnight.

Australia sit atop the Olympic medal tally with not one (1)... not two (2) but THREE (3) Golds and a coupla (2) Kowalskis for good measure... How Good Are We?! (rhetorical, we are grouse)

It all kicks Orrrf tonight and we have every timeslot covered! We're waking up tomorrow Girt by Gold, baby!Let the Games Begin....

Let the Games Begin! We have arrived, and it's time to give you all a rundown of the next fortnight PLUS a live cross to Paris where mase is on the ground for the Opening Ceremony . . . alongside Dog The Bounty Hunter, of course...

We demand Dog The Bounty Hunter chase up all (Chinese) cheats in the Fast Pool of Paris, as Duncan Armstrong drags himself up a brassy hill, with nothing but gardening gloves, a skateboard and the will of an Olympic champion. Mase gives his thoughts on Artistic Swimming and we remind everyone: STUFF THE THE SILVER, WE COME HERE FOR GOLD!

Friend Of The Pod, Country-Music-Lovin-Karl joins us to run through the Aussie chances in the surfing and sport climbing events this Olympics. He tells us about Tahiti's Slabbing Orbs and laments the lasting (damaging) legacy of the event. All before smashing the door down with an axe to watch Gladiators, telling us the star signs of our rock climbers... Leave your colonial bullshit at the door - Capitalist Reptiles need not apply.

It's BOOMERS TIME! We run through the Boomers (4:00), Opals (18:30) and our 3 X 3 basketball hopes (22:00). Mase doesn't hold back giving his thoughts on Ben Simmons (5:45), the Boomers lineup (8:00) and gives us the rundown on his best trash talking moments (12:20) - brace yourself for dick jokes, guys... Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Foods That Begin With The Letter 'Q'

Would you chop off a finger for Aussie GOLD?Today we preview all things Team Sport as the countdown to Paris ramps up.We do our backs talking Hockey (6:25), become agoraphobic playing Rugby Sevens (14:25), wonder if Cook & Pottharst are the same person when watching Beach Volleyball at the base of the Eiffel Tower (17:30) & endure the LA riots beneath the surface, with our Water Polo legends (23:25)…We're the Best In The World!Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

In this ember ep of The Torch we ramp up our Olympic coverage and discuss all things Tillies & their tilt for GOLD! We also chat about or favourite natural disasters and the drive from Adelaide to Melbourne . . . obviously. Save Keith Hospital! Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

Mase’s children are crook, but he Still fronts up to talk utter gibberish with Sunny. Such commitment!The boys discuss Snoop Dogg’s sprinting credentials (12:10) and crown the World’s Ugliest Dog (23:10)The rest of the time is dedicated to a lot of (generally food-based) musings…Chicken or cheese twisties? What IS on a burger with the lot? How many serves in a bar of Toblerone? What’s the best hangover cure? Does Sunny’s kid have jaundice? Is waterboarding REALLY That tough? Why don’t crumpets come in a loaf?Oh, and who can source a gun the quickest…Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

The Raw Dogs Raw Dog their way through the week’s sporting action…Mase unpack’s Billy SLater’s Raw Dog press conference (10:45), whacks on the reverse bicockulars to view the AFL umpiring crisis clearly (17:00) then we meet the country’s Oldest first grade AFL-playing Raw Dog (23:50).The Raw Dogs briefly Raw Dog their way through the Saffas T20 WC choke, hypnosis in golf & some Raw Dogs setting records in Le Tour, whose names we’ve already forgotten… (32:45)They then Raw Dog the Copa América & Euros, praying the poms get Raw Dogged in the Quarter finals (35:00) all before asking What Have We Learned . . . & Is Andrea Bocelli REALLY blind…? (48:00)Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au&Andrew Dillon’s Green Maggot Acid TripsINSTANT ONIONS…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvrtexjN9qo