PODCAST · comedy
Me and The Bean
by Me and The Bean
Me and The Bean is a girl/boy podcast featuring me and my wife. Wediscuss a plethora of topics ranging from our life, Mayberry looniesand whatever comes to mind.
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matb065. Where Can You Hit Someone With a Baseball Bat and Cause the Least Pain? The Ass of Course!
This week, we talk about Halloween, child abduction, weird military wannabes in creek beds, hitting your friends with a bat, shooting at your friends with a gun and cookie monsters.
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matb064. When Someone Says That They Have the Answer, RUN AWAY!!!
This week we talk about love of exercise, running into people that you have talked about on the show, even teachers have problems with grammar, vegan vs. cajun and Evan gets an imperial introduction.
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matb063. Feedback
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matb063. Hey Teenagers...Sucks to be You!
This week we talk about the difference in how the opposite sexes view a relationship, accepting giant inflatable balls from strangers, saying I love you to crickets and how we never want to be seventeen again.
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matb062. Truth Is Rich, But I Like Who I Am.
This week we talk about our secret date, attending a concert with the NPR crowd, an Evanism that explains the title of the show and Max's two-cookie requirement.
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matb061. Feedback
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matb061. To Incest, or not to Incest? That is the Question.
This week Evan picks a favorite sports team, kissing siblings, nosy backseat parents, internet friendships and thank you notes.
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matb060. Feedback
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matb060. You Mean They Let Black People on Stage?
This week we talk about flipping lawn mowers, jaw-dropping comments by southern society women and human cameras in black spandex..
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matb059. Feedback
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matb059. Using Plants as a Potty-Training Device.
This week we talk about a weekend wedding, Evan busts the babysitter, a MATB geography lesson, Mexican train dominoes and letting kids run wild in their undies.
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matb58 Feedback
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matb058. Is A Hair Shirt Appropriate Dinner Attire?
This week we talk about coming back, Evan's irrational fear of everything, video game playing nanas, failed advertising schemes, wearing a hair shirt to dinner and trying to talk to someone who constantly wears earphones.
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MATB 2008 Promo (aka It's Back)
The Me and the Bean 2008 Promo.
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matb057. It's Only A Political Statement When You Set Fire To Yourself. Otherwise It's Murder.
This week we talk about what we've been going through. ebay addiction, dousing dogs in gasoline, 4-year olds flashing 4-year olds and getting back to fighting weight.
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matb55 Feedback
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matb055. Escaped Balloons, Sprained Ankles and Treasure Guarded by Skeleton Pirates.
This week, fun with dead animals, pre-party shenanigans, Chad boycotts Game Stop and The Bean tries to teach Chad the lesson of patience.
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matb54 Feedback
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matb054. Peter Pan Is Not A Kid. He's A Superhero.
This week we talk about our continued two-kid struggle, Peter Pan is a superhero, phallic toys, a drunk canadian saves the show, putting off home repairs, preparing for the event of the year and pitching a fit in music class.
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matb53 Feedback
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matb053. Goosestepping On The Necks Of The Anti-Halloween Jingoists!
This we learn to never give the cook advice, The Bean's pregnant hair collection, different benefits to losing weight, Evan experiences the rushing of blood, goosestepping puts babies to sleep and the Anti-Halloween Jingoist attacks.
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matb52.5 The Aborted 50th Show That Ends Abruptly.
This is the aborted 50th show. On this half-a-show we have the whitest display of whiteness, baby toots are funny, The Bean gets delusional about gardening, Evan karaoke and Max ruins the show.
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matb52. Having Wolverine For A Gardner Is Great!
The week we answer where we've been, The Bean's laugh is all natural, The Bean is feeling over-commited, Wolverine trims our loriope, The White Shirt Phase and the lowdown at the church preschool.
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matb Scrapbooking Special #2
This is Scrapbooking Special #2
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matb51 Feedback
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matb51. What's The Secret Word? Calf-Rope!
This week finding friends in abandoned parking lots, getting naked for breast cancer, The Bean reaches her breaking point, boob nazis, Chad puts his foot in his mouth and the adventures of "Gregory".
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matb50 Feedback
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matb50. Cussing Out Grandmothers While Trying To Sell Them Magazines.
This week Evan gets weird about his hands, Max tries to stop another show attempt, Evan karaoke, Chad and Max ruin The Bean's social calendar, teenage magazine salesgirls with sailor mouths, funnel-cake season and The Bean expresses her love of hot tubs.
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matb49 Feedback
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matb49. Dreaming of Bedroom Aquariums.
This week The Bean returns from the beach, dreams of bedroom aquariums, The Bean has a list and is checking it twice, Evan's love/hate relationship with the ocean, correct eating times and the myth of the terrorist threat.
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matb48. Evan Warns Dorothy Of Impending Disaster.
This week Evan warns Dorothy of impending disaster, Chad and dead animals don't mix, curing crotch rot and we find out that the second time around is harder than expected.
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matb47 Feedback
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matb47. I Don't Care. I'm Going To Quit When I Turn Twelve!
This week hairy man equal Quasimoto in today's society, The Bean slims down, science ruins an inspirational story, kicking Chuck Norris' ass and quitting when you turn twelve.
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matb46 Feedback
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matb46. Please Come Home Before I Eat One Of Our Children.
This week we reminisce about days when we had free time, kid cuisine, pool party, Evan discovers "collector toys", and the difference between how guys and girls admire each other.
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matb45 Feedback
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matb45. Showing Off Your Birthday Suit To Family When You're Three Is Cute, When You're 29 It's Embarassing.
This week we emerge from the black hole that is Max, Evan looses his fascination with boobies, Me is exposed to the world, parading with no on-lookers and Evan hears tigers in the house.
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matb44. Max's Journey To Here.
This week we welcome Max to the studio, Max's journey, Bean's pushing, Chad's snoring, differing schools of thought on raising kids and Evan plays the proud brother.
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matb43 Feedback
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matb43 Eggplant, A Different Kind of Cleaner-Outer.
This week MATB face off, Evan's ongoing ailments, there's a tiger in my bed, Me and The Bean secret language, Evan enjoys the view and baby powder is not a perfume.
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matb42 Feedback
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matb42 Eggplant, A Different Kind of Cleaner-Outer.
This week we have another random voicemail, Max plays tricks on The Bean, The Bean's new fashion statement, Evan gets pink-eye and The Bean is done with doctors.
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matb41 Feedback
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matb41 The Kid's Not Even Born Yet and He Already Has Breeches!
This week we have a baby false alarm, The Bean takes on a clueless nurse, Kundalini Yoga will kick your ass, watching movies with your kids and Chad's geek cred plummets.
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matb40 Just Me And The B(ryan)
This episode we have a special May sweeps show with Bryan from Hometown Tales. This time we talk about broken noses on St. Patrick's Day, instant families, Max hurry up, explicit baby stories, scaring Chinese women and trying not to be a "Stupid American".
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matb39 Feedback
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matb39 Mommy, Do You Have A Penis?
This week getting married on TV, Evan the Viking, no one should be allowed to deliver until The Bean does, Evan has a strange request and Chad succumbs to World of Warcraft.
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matb38 Feedback
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matb38 Zombie Coroners and Drunken Pop Stars on Skis.
This week drunken falls down flights of stairs, pulling down your father's underwear, The Bean unleashes her wrath, never go to bed angry and coroners with pancake make-up.
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matb37 Feedback
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Me and The Bean is a girl/boy podcast featuring me and my wife. Wediscuss a plethora of topics ranging from our life, Mayberry looniesand whatever comes to mind.
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Me and The Bean is a girl/boy podcast featuring me and my wife. Wediscuss a plethora of topics ranging from our life, Mayberry looniesand whatever comes to mind.
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