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It’s a tale as old as time: Boy meets girl. Girl meets hideously deformed creature. Boy shoots girl. Creature blows himself up then kills sailors. Boy dies at the North Pole. The Frosted Frozen Freaks meet up with a mad scientist and his creation to hear some campfire tales and bring you their reviews of the Netflix movie, Guillermo’s Del Toro’s Frankenstein!

Don’t let the bluesy haze of 1932 Mississippi fool you, because when the Smoke clears, the supernatural will be Stack-ed against you. The Juke Joint Jerks journey back in time for some fried catfish and an unexpected battle against vampires to bring you their reviews of the Ryan Coogler film, Sinners!

When Vibranium weapons are lost in time, Africa’s most advanced nation sends out its War Dogs to recover the items … No matter the cost. The Whispering Wizards of Whack reminisce through tales of duty, love, sacrifice, and loyalty to bring you their reviews of the Disney+ animated, anthology miniseries, Eyes of Wakanda!

If the forecast calls for a 90-percent chance of being turned to stone by a teenaged hipster, then you must be at the Nevermore Academy where weird is wonderful and Hydes are horrible. The Outrageous Outcasts from the Outer-boroughs try to keep up with everyone’s favorite mystery-solving, Goth psychopath to bring their reviews of the Netflix series, Wednesday: Season 2!

Apocalyptic nightmare or Ozempic fever dream? Most of the world - including its heroes - are skin and bone … and brain-eating undead. The Neurotic Necrotic Numbskulls join Kamala Khan on a globe-trotting adventure to save the last vestiges of Earth-2149’s living humans as they bring you their reviews of the Disney+ miniseries, Marvel Zombies!

Slip into your comfy PJs because it’s time for one last trip into the Land of Dreams. The Slightly Slobbering Sleepyheads face-off against Lucifer, Furies, and pantheons of gods to assist the Morpheus in his final battle in the Netflix Original series, The Sandman - Season 2!

Sometimes it’s not easy being an immortal mercenary who can resurrect from any injury. The Lazy Long-Lived Layabouts of Legend join the Feisty Forever Fighters for Freedom as they try to halt a nuclear annihilation in the Netflix sequel, The Old Guard 2!

Out with the old Stark, in with the new snark. When a fledgling hero falls onto the wrong side of the law, the Tinfoil Tyrants of the Talkies don their cybernetic undies and join her in the fight against the mysterious Red Hood and his gang of ruffians in the latest Disney+ series, Ironheart!

Wrathful aristocracy. Frenzied downtrodden. Bloodthirsty fighters. Sacrificial zealots. This toxic combination can only lead to war. The Duplicitous Diplomatic Dunces join forces with the combined might of Piltover and Zaun to battle an unexpected foe and save the future of both cities in their review of the Netflix hit series, Arcane: League of Legends - Season Two!

Yeah, Baby … It’s the ‘60s! And the only thing more dangerous than an overgrown bouffant hairdo is a skyscraper-sized alien determined to devour the Earth. The Titanic Troublesome Threesome join forces with Marvel’s First Family of heroes to defeat Galactus and bring you their reviews of The Fantastic Four: First Steps!

Once again, it’s time to put on your most festive cape and your cleanest public-facing underwear. With Lex Luthor crazier and balder than ever, the Man of Steel teams up with the Kooky Kryptonian Klutzes to fight clones , nano bots, and untrained pets and bring you their reviews of the first film in the all new DC Universe, Superman (2025)!

It’s s tale of two cities - one good, one bad; and a tale of two sisters - one scrappy, one insane. The Handsome Hextech Hooligans battle drug-induced mutants and pompous politicians to bring you their reviews of the animated Netflix sensation, Arcane: League of Legends - Season One!

What happens when 3 Captain America knockoffs, a bored spy, and non-corporeal thief band together to fight an immoral CIA director amassing power? Not much until you add an amnesiac megalomaniac with the power of 10 billion exploding suns bent on removing all life in Manhattan … then you have a problem. The Renegade Rainforest Rejects team-up with a motley crew of wannabe heroes to deliver their reviews of the newest MCU film, Thunderbolts*

After the Kingpin becomes the Mayor of New York City and murders his way through the city’s officials, blind lawyer Matt Murdock must once again become a masked vigilante to save residents from Fisk’s schemes and stop a serial killer. The Podcasters Without Athleticism join forces with The Man Without Fear to bring you their reviews of the Disney+ series, Daredevil: Born Again!

Come for the bone-shattering battles, but stay for the smell of burning flesh. The Irrationally Inflamed Ignoramuses join in the fight for independence, justice, and all life on Earth as they face monstrous challenges on land, sea, and in space to bring you their reviews of the Amazon Prime animated series, Invincible Season 3!

When a need for tact in international relations is not required, America’s best ops team is a group of blood-thirsty monsters under government authority. The Wickedly Weird Whatchamacallits tag along with Amanda Waller’s squad of misfit freaks to bring you their reviews of the Max series, Creature Commandos - Season One!

Join us for the skull crushing death scenes, but stay for the humanoid and insectoid sex. The Truly Traumatized Trolls fight the good fight and see the unseeable as they join superhero-in-training Mark Grayson to bring their reviews of the Amazon Prime Original Series, Invincible - Season 2!

While some teenagers fight acne, Peter Parker fights killer scorpions and vicious unicorns. The Web Wielding Weirdos slip into their spandex onesies to join the arachnid vigilante as he swings across New York City to bring their reviews of the Disney+ series, Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!!

From small screen sensation to cinematic wonder, Sam Wilson is the new face of American hope and freedom. But sinister forces threaten peace internationally and in the White House itself. The Potty-trained Patriotic Posers join the shield carrying, winged Avenger as he battles an all different type of red menace to bring their reviews of the latest MCU sensation, Captain America: Brave New World!

The multitude of the multiverse is on full display before a certain omniscient being is captured for doing more than observing. The Pernicious Peeping Pipsqueaks join Uatu the Watcher in a battle across space and time to bring their reviews of the final phase of the Disney+ series, What If..? Season 3!

Gotham City is in ruins, on drugs, and mobsters are shooting up the streets.. The Virulent Vivacious Vigilantes scour the bullet-riddled alleyways to bring their reviews of the Max streaming series, The Penguin!

It’s the zoot suit era in Gotham City and the streets are overrun with supervillains and Tommy guns. The Paunchy Pint-sized Pugilists join with the Dark Knight to take down the bad guys and bring their reviews of the Amazon Prime animated series, Batman: Caped Crusader!

There’s magic in the air and death underground. An evil witch is once again plaguing a small New Jersey town, but this time she is seeking power and revenge. The Snarky Spellbinding Simpletons join a coven and a mysterious teenager down a frightful path to bring their reviews of the Disney+ miniseries, Agatha All Along!

Once again, the teenage group of familiar looking Saturday Morning cartoon staples have another mystery to solve involving ghosts, love, and murder. The Anonymous Animated A-Holes of the Airwaves team-up with the smartest girl in Crystal Cove and her friends to stop a vicious serial killer and have a few laughs along the way, as they bring you their reviews of the Max series, Velma Season 2!

It’s time for a unique adventure in a galaxy far, far away about twins, princesses, revenge, the Dark Side, and a faithful mechanical companion. The Juvenile Jedi Jabronis jump into the past in an attempt to solve the mystery of identical twin sisters skirting along the light and dark forces in the new (and newly cancelled) Disney+ series, The Acolyte!

The presidency is in jeopardy, democracy is nearing an end, and art imitates life. The Allegedly Allegorical Allies risk brutal dismemberment in the fight for freedom to bring their reviews of the Amazon Prime hit series The Boys, Season 4!

When the rashes are red and pulsating, the townsfolk are a murderous militia, and a blobby monster reigns destruction, you know the end of everything is near. The Maladjusted Mallards of Mobile Media take the 6 train to multiversal way station to join the world’s most famous super-powered, dysfunctional family for their last battle in Netflix’s Umbrella Academy, Season 4!

With only a few hundred Earths remaining, the heroes gather their forces for one last strike against the Anti-Monitor. The Crucially Creepy Critics join champions from across the multiverse to bring you their reviews of the final installment in the Tomorrowverse saga, Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths - Part Three!

What happens when the multiverse and metaverse combine? You get a ton of famous cameos while the world is about to explode. The Razor-sharp Rascally Rabbits join the Merc With A Mouth and risk running with a mutant safety hazard to bring you their non-celebrity packed reviews of the latest MCU entry, Deadpool & Wolverine!

Strange glowing eyes. Time traveling delivery drivers. This isn’t the London that’s in the travel brochures. The Mildly Moderate Moderators of Mayhem take a trip across the pond to discover the secret to England’s super-powered pedestrians and help stop an evil organization from capturing them all while delivering their reviews of the Netflix hero series, Supacell: Season One!

When your town is overrun by murderous, inter-dimensional fungi, bitter witches, and talking cats, it’s time to call for supernatural super sleuths. The Shockingly Shameless Shamuses travel by teleportation mirror to assist the dearly departed duo in solving these deadly dilemmas while bringing their reviews of the Netflix series Dead Boy Detectives, Season One!

A Rogue faction has demolished the Jubilee of Summer’s end and turned blue skies Grey with destruction as everyone’s favorite mutant team of heroes battles hate groups and clones Pryor to a devastating massacre. The Genetically General Gentlemen take a Gambit and Forge into the Beast of a Storm that’s been brewing for 27 years to aid the merry band of misfits and review the Disney+ animated, revival series, X-Men ’97! It’s a Marvel, Girl !!

All life continues to hang in the balance as towers fail and mankind’s saviors fall. With the manipulative Psycho Pirate now working for the Anti-Monitor in a bid to eradicate all existence, the Oblique Obliterated Objectors join forces with superheroes from every multiverse to stop the mindless shadow demons while bringing their reviews of Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths – Part Two!

When the adults have ruined the world, it’s time for the kids to save it. The Symbolic Simpletons of Symbiosis flex their snark-bending skills while joining Aang, Katara, and Sokka on an adventure across mysterious lands in the Netflix live-action series, Avatar: The Last Airbender Season One!”

It’s the beginning of the end for al life in every Earth in every dimension, and the Scarlet Speedster is fulcrum for the multiverse’s survival or demise. The Parallel Potentates of Provincialism join the Flash and hundreds of heroes from multiple universes trying to stop the anti-matter wave of annihilation in the Warner Bros. Animation feature film, Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths – Part One

It’s indigenous small town versus insidious uptown, as Wilson Fisk brings a cabal of trouble to Oklahoma. The Absurd Reverb Nerds consult with their ancestors and join Maya Lopes in her battle against the Kingpin in the first Disney+ Marvel Spotlight series, Echo!

It’s a multifaceted adventure throughout the MCU multiverse solving mysteries, stopping invasions, and throwing an office holiday party. The Twisted Twinkling Twits travel with Captain Carter into one strange and dangerous universe after another to bring you their reviews of the Disney+ streaming series What If .. ? Season Two!

Black Manta returns to destroy Atlantis and raise an army of undead mermen. The Charming Chuckling Chowderheads join the Monarch of the Deep and his traitorous sibling on a bro-tastic adventure to save underwater city and the planet in the final DCEU film, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom!! If something smells fishy … It’s the script.

Small screen cast meets big screen adventure as planets across the galaxy are being destroyed, and Earth is the next target. The Low-Watt Loudmaouths of Laziness meet the Luminous Ladies of Light to fight against the Kree and bring their reviews of the latest MCU film, The Marvels!

It’s time for two-fisted lightsaber action women-to-women, planet-to-planet, and galaxy-to-galaxy. The Generally Janky Jedis sit in the sticky mouth of a purrgil and join forces with an animated fan-favorite brought to life, to bring you their reviews of the Disney + Star Wars streaming series, Ahsoka!

Strap into your earth-drilling time machine for the last time as the Weird Wunderkind of Wifi joins the most dysfunctional superhero team to ever save the world multiple times to bring you their reviews of Doom Patrol Season 4, episodes 7-12!

As a crazed industrialist creates one-man weapons of mass destruction, a new hero is born. The Universally Uptight Upstarts barely escape a rectal probing scarab to bring you their reviews of DC Studios’ Blue Beetle!

When comic books come to life and gray hairs suddenly appear, it’s a sure sign of the beginning of the end. The Immortal Idiots of Immorality discover the horrors of de-aging, slap some vicious butts, and question the rise of Immortus as they bring their reviews of Doom Patrol Season 4, episodes 1-6!

In New York City , always get your bacon, egg and cheese sandwich with a bev, never play in strange ooze, and try to avoid getting milked. The Grizzled Freakish Fisticuff Halfwits meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the computer generated animated feature film, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem!

Come to Mandalore for the radioactive atmosphere but stay for the murderous Alamites, man-eating reptiles, and a creepy, one-eyed cyborg spider creature. The Bombastic Beach Bums squeeze into their skimpiest thongs to bathe in the Living Waters and dive into adventure with Din Djarin and Bo-Katan as they battle the forces of Moff Gideon in The Mandalorian, Season 3!

Take out your whip but leave your gimp suit at home. It's the last adventure for the world's most renowned globe-trotting archaeologist and college professor, and the Beraters of the Last Snark are along for the journey to bring you their reviews of the franchise finale, Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!

Who can you trust when the enemy can look like everyone? The Two-Timg Triple-Faced Twits are recruited by Nick Fury to save the world from a shapeshifting holocaust as they bring you their reviews of the Disney+ MCU series, Secret Invasion! After listening … You won’t even trust yourself.

It’s the second half of the final act of the series and the Earth is on a collision course with destruction. The Jabbering Jerks of Justice team-up with Nightwing and his crew to stop Brother Blood’s mayhem in the finale of the Max series, Titans: Season 4, Part 2!

The Scarlet Speedster meets the Scarlet Freakshow and a whole lot of Batmen while the entire multiverse crumbles. The Gasping Grumpy Grandpas lace up their orthopedic sneakers for a race back in time to save the future in the overly-postponed DC Studios film, The Flash!

With a 'thwip', a walloping 'splat', and the irresistible smell of irradiated ham, the Worldwide Web-Slingers of Wifi join more Spider-People than you can throw a pun at to save all existence from the petty villainy of The Spot in the Sony computer-animated feature, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse!