PODCAST · comedy
Meat in the Middle podcast
by Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy
Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.
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320 Rent Free DV
Andy gets a demand from his ops. Dan had some surgeries. Tyler calls the cops. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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319 Butchered Kidney Twister
Andy learns a little more about some family drama. Dan survives sepsis again. Tyler survives an actual tornado. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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318 Bullets and Caviar
Andy has been taking calls from the inside. Dan enjoys a Robin Williams takedown. Tyler's show starts off with a major trainwreck. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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317 Gorilla Revenge on Seattle
Andy logs back into court for his sister. Dan hears Megadeath for the first time. Tyler describes a crime scene. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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316 Bonkers Family Shit
Andy's family gets in huge trouble. try not 2 cum.
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315 Boomer Fed Bank
Andy's sister goes missing. Dan puts a sticker on Andy's car; Tyler is an accomplice. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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314 Bickering Tactics
Andy had to take some episodes down. Dan has a homeless camp next door. Tyler didn't drink piss. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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313 Swedish Baggy Jeans (Yuh)
The meat boys listen to some music after the No Kings Day Protest. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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312 Evil Crystals and Abled Tattoos
Andy witnessed a rock that was in a guy's ass. Dan shares his worst Stand Up hell gig. Tyler got skunked by John Lovitz. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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311 Cocaine Sudoku
Sorry this took so long to release. This guy was a role model to Andy when he was a kid. There was a lot to confront while editing this episode. Andy's uncle smokes crack on facebook and the boys talk about it. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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310 Syndrome of a Down and a Free Knife
Andy gets a loved one back on Medicaid. Dan blurs the lines between Macklemore and Tom MacDonald. Tyler learns about an AI relationship gone very wrong. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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309 The Devil is a Punch Through the Wall
Andy's sister alleges Michael J. Levasseur Jr. punched her in the stomach and blackened her eye. Dan is in Law School. Tyler introduces the term: Free Range People. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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308 Country Road Log Jump
Andy floats the river with some bonified nerds. Dan cheers for the jeers of Joshua Hindman's Country Roads. Tyler hosted Renfair. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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305 Closure Bombing
Andy misses the days of homeless tramps. Dan revisits his past. Tyler sees politics impacting business. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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304 Perfect Jerkle
Andy dealt with court. Dan had a bachelor party. Tyler walked out of a Primus concert. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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303 Little Incest Rules
Andy loses his shit over a bad faith dogwalker. Dan exposes some cops' oppressing a wheelchair guy. Tyler reports on a boomer security shooter. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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302 Daddy Beats Children
Andy turns 43. Dan covers a case won by the ACLU. Tyler agrees the government should be more responsible. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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301 Westside Eviction Train
Andy continues to struggle with his Mom's death. Dan write's an obituary for Andy. Tyler is made the subject of a false flag. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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300 Panty Science
It's our epic 300th episode. Please support our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/meatinthemiddle Andy got someone fired. Dan gets to finally experiences Comedy Night (vg). Tyler has a booking mishap. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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299 Doggy Style Suicide
Andy perfects an impression. Dan discusses a death with dignity. Tyler feels liberated by the new retirement plan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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298 Wolf Warrior Taper
Andy discusses Chinese international diplomacy. Dan learns some dating jargon. Tyler learns about baby hair. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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297 Pink Belly Bullies
Andy get's temu'd. Dan get's grossed out. Tyler identifies as a foreign kid. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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296 Responsible Mauri Piss
Andy is against the death penalty for sex offenders. Nam defends step dads. Dan put a hole in a hotel wall. Tyler gets a dna test. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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295 White Light I.C.E.
Andy almost bear sprays a woman. Dan confesses. Nam's friend might get deported. Tyler proposes Andy have his Chinese Mom deported. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
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294 Ticket to Ride but Unjustly Up Andy's Ass
Andy gets permission to use Nam's electricity. Dan gets a lovely gesture from Andy in the form of black arm bands. Nam clearly cheats at board games. Tyler considers flying to Pakistan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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293 Road Rage Walk Out
Andy almost gets citizen arrested. Dan sees a friend off to the next life. Nam boils over at work. Tyler does some AI research. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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292 Shorts in Court
Andy shares some comedy drama. Dan has a serious infection. Nam rides stinky public transit. Tyler confirms an esoteric comedy rule. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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291 Puke Bait
Andy shares a dumb movie. Dan learns about Big Johnson. Nam tries to sing a Ted Nugent song. Tyler shares some exclusive Dope Show footage with us. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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290 Streaking Through the Quad
The Meat Boys interview Timmy Booth and hear all about his travels to the Fringe festival in Scotland. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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289 The 2024 Christmas Episode
Enjoy Christmas All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
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288 Poop in the Streak; Knife in the Sink
Andy shares a story of DV. Dan slowly drowns. Nam wrecked a towel. Tyler shares some tips on approaching women. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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287 Tarot Card Package Thief
Andy finds discusses The King of Wands. Dan shares his favorite gun. Nam handles an asshole. Tyler guesses one of Andy's segments perfectly. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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286 Super Cut of Misinformation
Andy debunks hurricane rumors. Dan finds a new sucker. Nam couldn't work his Pople. Tyler's closer was problematic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum
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285 F.R.I.E.S
Andy and Nam couldn't get into a movie. Dan reads prison reviews. Tyler is on Ozempic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Music: Let Us Make The World A Loving Place . This beautiful nostalgic song comes from the middle Kingdom. You may recognize it from a strange trend of rural Chinese nostalgia videos often featuring a corner store, a clumsy old man as the clerk, a young girl who often steals things, and an array of Chinese snacks like mini crabs, and snails. Equal parts, haunting, beautiful, and annoying, this song will surely stick with you. Ching Ching ping pong Johnny Yeah -Dan (Wheelchair)
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284 Picky Piggy Hands
Andy reads dark poetry. Dan has a hot take on Krispey Kreme. Nam wants to go out for pizza. Tyler went to a DSBM show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Music: Shoutout to Krispy Kreme, and all the fat kids out there This bud's for you C.R.E.A.M -Dan (in the wheelchair)
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283 Cold Clam Soup
Andy sang karaoke. Dan learns about a local soup pot. Nam learns about angry dragons. Tyler flies first class. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: This track isn't lesser known, but it goes hard Shout out to Andy's niece clearing fools off the map on Fortnite
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282 Pentagram Face Jams
Andy was in a play. Dan is getting married. Nam loved Buttermilk Biscuits. Tyler loved Aqua. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro song: This lesser known banger is by Billy Cobb. It's called "Do You Remember This Song?" It's a parody of late 90s alt rock but you already knew that.
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281 Panic Where the Dicks Go
Andy comes in too early with the crimes of Gérard Depardieu. Dan has the dirt on the labor day weekend traffic jam. Nam found bags of his dad's porn and guns. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: "This lesser known banger is by Jacques Loussier. Eminem and Dr. Dre stole this melody, didn't attribute the original and got sued successfully, settling for an undisclosed amount of money. Enjoy this banger we just stole again from Jacque. we are broke so good luck suing us." - DAN (wheelchair)
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280 Cheugy Carpet Ride
Andy storm chases. Dan would never trash talk our patreon subscribers. Nam is stunned by an age gap relationship. Tyler's Dad won a mailbox war. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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279 Fish Throat Freeway Narcs
Andy pees in his room. Dan exposes academia. Nam makes innovative ice cream. Tyler brings some slang knowledge. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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276 Cola Brown from Down Town
Andy announces Dan's cum. Nam gets' mail. Tyler gets food poisoning. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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275 We Might Actually Invent a Drink
Andy won't sell out the patreon subscribers. Dan covers some wheelchair news. Nam doesn't want to go home. Tyler orders a Ramune. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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274 House of Lame
Andy has a list of nepobabies. Dan has seen Godfather. Nam sells some stuff to a guy mid cast. Tyler ear-worms us with an AI version of a popular song. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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273 Beer Penguins and Tulip Bums
Andy shares some block drama. Dan agrees that Afghanis are not terrorists. Nam finds a bizarre foreign beer promotion. Tyler signed up for a time share trip. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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272 Razor Blade Car Flip
Andy has an inverted theory. Dan breaks the Adrian Diaz story. Nam gets computer pranked. Tyler dips mysteriously. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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270 Motivational Fat Church
Andy has his Mom's funeral. Dan goes down the rabbit hole. Nam declares his militant atheism. Tyler will be back on the streets before your shift is over. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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268 Bone Chaos for Andy's Mom
Andy's Mom died. Dan's Mom is alive. Nam's Mom is dead. Tyler's Mom is alive. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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267 WARNING: it gets gross from 24:45 to 32:30
Andy reaches inside himself. Dan advocates for deleting old nudes. Nam finds a cool hat for crimes. Tyler discovers the sweet exchange rate in Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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266 They Can't Advertise Our Website
Dan brings up some old Eddie Murphy drama. Nam updates us on Trump's jury selection. Tyler learns about Bob Barker's influence in prisons. All our guests have tv credits. Here's a short list of some of our favorite episodes: 011 (Andy's Virginity) 058 (Toxic Comedy Drama) 081 (Nam's Bro Gets Blackmailed) 122 (The Fred Meyer Incident) 136 (Block Drama) 143 (Nam Shit's Himself on a Date) 169 (Andy is Attacked With a Hammer) try not 2 cum.
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265 Life on Hold
Andy is getting his HPV vaccine. Dan got burned by Nam. Nam burned Dan. Tyler spoiled fallout so we deleted that segment. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.
HOSTED BY
Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy
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