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Meat in the Middle podcast

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

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    320 Rent Free DV

    Andy gets a demand from his ops. Dan had some surgeries. Tyler calls the cops. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

  2. 295

    319 Butchered Kidney Twister

    Andy learns a little more about some family drama. Dan survives sepsis again. Tyler survives an actual tornado. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

  3. 294

    318 Bullets and Caviar

    Andy has been taking calls from the inside. Dan enjoys a Robin Williams takedown. Tyler's show starts off with a major trainwreck.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  4. 293

    317 Gorilla Revenge on Seattle

    Andy logs back into court for his sister. Dan hears Megadeath for the first time. Tyler describes a crime scene. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

  5. 292

    316 Bonkers Family Shit

    Andy's family gets in huge trouble.  try not 2 cum.

  6. 291

    315 Boomer Fed Bank

    Andy's sister goes missing. Dan puts a sticker on Andy's car; Tyler is an accomplice. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  7. 290

    314 Bickering Tactics

    Andy had to take some episodes down.  Dan has a homeless camp next door. Tyler didn't drink piss.  All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum.

  8. 289

    313 Swedish Baggy Jeans (Yuh)

    The meat boys listen to some music after the No Kings Day Protest. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  9. 288

    312 Evil Crystals and Abled Tattoos

    Andy witnessed a rock that was in a guy's ass. Dan shares his worst Stand Up hell gig.  Tyler got skunked by John Lovitz. All our guests have tv credits.   try not 2 cum. 

  10. 287

    311 Cocaine Sudoku

    Sorry this took so long to release. This guy was a role model to Andy when he was a kid.  There was a lot to confront while editing this episode. Andy's uncle smokes crack on facebook and the boys talk about it.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  11. 286

    310 Syndrome of a Down and a Free Knife

    Andy gets a loved one back on Medicaid.  Dan blurs the lines between Macklemore and Tom MacDonald. Tyler learns about an AI relationship gone very wrong. All our guests have tv credits.   try not 2 cum.

  12. 285

    309 The Devil is a Punch Through the Wall

    Andy's sister alleges Michael J. Levasseur Jr. punched her in the stomach and blackened her eye. Dan is in Law School. Tyler introduces the term: Free Range People. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  13. 284

    308 Country Road Log Jump

    Andy floats the river with some bonified nerds. Dan cheers for the jeers of Joshua Hindman's Country Roads. Tyler hosted Renfair. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum. 

  14. 283

    305 Closure Bombing

    Andy misses the days of homeless tramps. Dan revisits his past. Tyler sees politics impacting business. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  15. 282

    304 Perfect Jerkle

    Andy dealt with court. Dan had a bachelor party. Tyler walked out of a Primus concert. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  16. 281

    303 Little Incest Rules

    Andy loses his shit over a bad faith dogwalker. Dan exposes some cops' oppressing a wheelchair guy. Tyler reports on a boomer security shooter. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  17. 280

    302 Daddy Beats Children

    Andy turns 43. Dan covers a case won by the ACLU. Tyler agrees the government should be more responsible. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  18. 279

    301 Westside Eviction Train

    Andy continues to struggle with his Mom's death.  Dan write's an obituary for Andy. Tyler is made the subject of a false flag. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  19. 278

    300 Panty Science

    It's our epic 300th episode.  Please support our patreon! https://www.patreon.com/meatinthemiddle Andy got someone fired. Dan gets to finally experiences Comedy Night (vg). Tyler has a booking mishap.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  20. 277

    299 Doggy Style Suicide

    Andy perfects an impression. Dan  discusses a death with dignity. Tyler feels liberated by the new retirement plan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. 

  21. 276

    298 Wolf Warrior Taper

    Andy discusses Chinese international diplomacy. Dan learns some dating jargon. Tyler learns about baby hair. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  22. 275

    297 Pink Belly Bullies

    Andy get's temu'd. Dan get's grossed out. Tyler identifies as a foreign kid.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

  23. 274

    296 Responsible Mauri Piss

    Andy is against the death penalty for sex offenders. Nam defends step dads. Dan put a hole in a hotel wall. Tyler gets a dna test. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  24. 273

    295 White Light I.C.E.

    Andy almost bear sprays a woman. Dan confesses. Nam's friend might get deported. Tyler proposes Andy have his Chinese Mom deported. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

  25. 272

    294 Ticket to Ride but Unjustly Up Andy's Ass

    Andy gets permission to use Nam's electricity. Dan gets a lovely gesture from Andy in the form of black arm bands. Nam clearly cheats at board games. Tyler considers flying to Pakistan. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

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    293 Road Rage Walk Out

    Andy almost gets citizen arrested. Dan sees a friend off to the next life. Nam boils over at work. Tyler does some AI research. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum. 

  27. 270

    292 Shorts in Court

    Andy shares some comedy drama.  Dan has a serious infection. Nam rides stinky public transit. Tyler confirms an esoteric comedy rule.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  28. 269

    291 Puke Bait

    Andy shares a dumb movie. Dan learns about Big Johnson. Nam tries to sing a Ted Nugent song. Tyler shares some exclusive Dope Show footage with us. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  29. 268

    290 Streaking Through the Quad

    The Meat Boys interview Timmy Booth and hear all about his travels to the Fringe festival in Scotland.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  30. 267

    289 The 2024 Christmas Episode

    Enjoy Christmas   All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum

  31. 266

    288 Poop in the Streak; Knife in the Sink

    Andy shares a story of DV. Dan slowly drowns. Nam wrecked a towel. Tyler shares some tips on approaching women. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  32. 265

    287 Tarot Card Package Thief

    Andy finds discusses The King of Wands. Dan shares his favorite gun. Nam handles an asshole. Tyler guesses one of Andy's segments perfectly.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  33. 264

    286 Super Cut of Misinformation

    Andy debunks hurricane rumors.  Dan finds a new sucker. Nam couldn't work his Pople. Tyler's closer was problematic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum 

  34. 263

    285 F.R.I.E.S

    Andy and Nam couldn't get into a movie. Dan reads prison reviews. Tyler is on Ozempic. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.   Outro Music: Let Us Make The World A Loving Place . This beautiful nostalgic song comes from the middle Kingdom. You may recognize it from a strange trend of rural Chinese nostalgia videos often featuring a corner store, a clumsy old man as the clerk, a young girl who often steals things, and an array of Chinese snacks like mini crabs, and snails. Equal parts, haunting, beautiful, and annoying, this song will surely stick with you. Ching Ching ping pong Johnny Yeah -Dan (Wheelchair)       

  35. 262

    284 Picky Piggy Hands

    Andy reads dark poetry. Dan has a hot take on Krispey Kreme. Nam wants to go out for pizza. Tyler went to a DSBM show. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.   Outro Music: Shoutout to Krispy Kreme, and all the fat kids out there This bud's for you C.R.E.A.M    -Dan (in the wheelchair)

  36. 261

    283 Cold Clam Soup

      Andy sang karaoke. Dan learns about a local soup pot. Nam learns about angry dragons. Tyler flies first class. All our guests have tv credits.  try not 2 cum. Outro Track: This track isn't lesser known, but it goes hard  Shout out to Andy's niece clearing fools off the map on Fortnite

  37. 260

    282 Pentagram Face Jams

    Andy was in a play. Dan is getting married. Nam loved Buttermilk Biscuits.  Tyler loved Aqua. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro song: This lesser known banger is by Billy Cobb. It's called "Do You Remember This Song?" It's a parody of late 90s alt rock but you already knew that.

  38. 259

    281 Panic Where the Dicks Go

    Andy comes in too early with the crimes of Gérard Depardieu. Dan has the dirt on the labor day weekend traffic jam. Nam found bags of his dad's porn and guns.  All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum. Outro Track: "This lesser known banger is by Jacques Loussier. Eminem and Dr. Dre stole this melody, didn't attribute the original and got sued successfully, settling for an undisclosed amount of money. Enjoy this banger we just stole again from Jacque. we are broke so good luck suing us." - DAN (wheelchair)         

  39. 258

    280 Cheugy Carpet Ride

    Andy storm chases. Dan would never trash talk our patreon subscribers. Nam is stunned by an age gap relationship. Tyler's Dad won a mailbox war. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  40. 257

    279 Fish Throat Freeway Narcs

    Andy pees in his room. Dan exposes academia. Nam makes innovative ice cream. Tyler brings some slang knowledge. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  41. 256

    276 Cola Brown from Down Town

    Andy announces Dan's cum. Nam gets' mail. Tyler gets food poisoning. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  42. 255

    275 We Might Actually Invent a Drink

    Andy won't sell out the patreon subscribers. Dan covers some wheelchair news. Nam doesn't want to go home. Tyler orders a Ramune. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  43. 254

    274 House of Lame

    Andy has a list of nepobabies. Dan has seen Godfather. Nam sells some stuff to a guy mid cast. Tyler ear-worms us with an AI version of a popular song. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

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    273 Beer Penguins and Tulip Bums

    Andy shares some block drama. Dan agrees that Afghanis are not terrorists. Nam finds a bizarre foreign beer promotion. Tyler signed up for a time share trip. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  45. 252

    272 Razor Blade Car Flip

    Andy has an inverted theory. Dan breaks the Adrian Diaz story. Nam gets computer pranked. Tyler dips mysteriously. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  46. 251

    270 Motivational Fat Church

    Andy has his Mom's funeral. Dan goes down the rabbit hole. Nam declares his militant atheism. Tyler will be back on the streets before your shift is over. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.  

  47. 250

    268 Bone Chaos for Andy's Mom

    Andy's Mom died. Dan's Mom is alive. Nam's Mom is dead. Tyler's Mom is alive. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

  48. 249

    267 WARNING: it gets gross from 24:45 to 32:30

    Andy reaches inside himself. Dan advocates for deleting old nudes. Nam finds a cool hat for crimes. Tyler discovers the sweet exchange rate in Canada. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

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    266 They Can't Advertise Our Website

    Dan brings up some old Eddie Murphy drama. Nam updates us on Trump's jury selection. Tyler learns about Bob Barker's influence in prisons. All our guests have tv credits. Here's a short list of some of our favorite episodes: 011 (Andy's Virginity) 058 (Toxic Comedy Drama) 081 (Nam's Bro Gets Blackmailed)  122 (The Fred Meyer Incident) 136 (Block Drama) 143 (Nam Shit's Himself on a Date) 169 (Andy is Attacked With a Hammer)   try not 2 cum.      

  50. 247

    265 Life on Hold

    Andy is getting his HPV vaccine. Dan got burned by Nam. Nam burned Dan. Tyler spoiled fallout so we deleted that segment. All our guests have tv credits. try not 2 cum.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the middle. Most of their guests have TV credits. Try not 2 cum.

HOSTED BY

Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy

Produced by Andrew Miller

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Dan is in a wheelchair and has to give up comedy while he heals in bed from a pressure sore. Andy let himself go after being on national television over 5,000 times in 2017. Dan needs to gain weight for his operation. Andy needs to lose weight to get back on TV. Together they are meeting in the...

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Meat in the Middle podcast is created and hosted by Award Winning Comedians Dan and Andy.
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