Media Monarchy

The KSM trial date is set; Trump lifts sanctions on Al Qaeda; and the generated outrage occurs just in time for the 911 anniversary.

The KSM trial date is set; Trump lifts sanctions on Al Qaeda; and the generated outrage occurs just in time for the 911 anniversary.

Steinem? Damn near killed 'em, Bartiromo out and last dance with Mary Jane + this day in history w/quarantine documents and our song of the day by Young Knives on your #MorningMonarchy for September 4, 2026.

Why is the US really after Venezuelan crude; why are the bond markets blowing up; and why do we need the FDA?

Why is the US really after Venezuelan crude; why are the bond markets blowing up; and why do we need the FDA?

Donkey justice, biotech bondage and royal parasite + this day in history w/Discovery Channel shooter and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for September 3, 2026.

Plastic cookies, artificial colors and stolen beers + this day in history w/seed vaults and our song of the day by Remy on your #MorningMonarchy for September 2, 2026.

Red notices, generated low output voltage emitters and currency defenses + this day in history w/the science of fear-mongering and our song of the day by The Burning Hell on your #MorningMonarchy for September 1, 2026.

Denying responsibility, suboptimal prime and into the great wide open + this day in history w/Carlin's conspiracy and our song of the day by Ron Gallo on your #MorningMonarchy for August 28, 2026.

Assassination false flags are in the air; food recalls are on the table; and GTA VI is in the Army.

Assassination false flags are in the air; food recalls are on the table; and GTA VI is in the Army.

Curry favor, Karmelo creams and Vance advances + this day in history w/mosque distractions and our song of the day by Iyah May on your #MorningMonarchy for August 27, 2026.

West by god declarations, hot beef injections and devil dolly follies + this day in history w/sausage party conspiracy stew and our song of the day by George Jones on your #MorningMonarchy for August 26, 2026.

Retaliatory campaigns, reenlistment incentives and refusing to leave + this day in history w/vote-rigging claims and our song of the day by Autarchos on your #MorningMonarchy for August 25, 2026.

Big pussy, demon hunter and the black cat + this day in history w/corporate marketing creations and our song of the day by Paul McCartney on your #MorningMonarchy for August 21, 2026.

The FDA approves mRNA flu shot slurry; apple falls close to Gates family tree; and grow ops to data centers.

The FDA approves mRNA flu shot slurry; apple falls close to Gates family tree; and grow ops to data centers.

Luigi pleads guilty, mages with bacteriophages and Swans song + this day in history w/the remains of John The Baptist and our song of the day by Why Bother? on your #MorningMonarchy for August 20, 2026.

Revisiting mandates, beefing up your life and growing data centers in dead farms + this day in history w/wheat bread over white and our song of the day by Texas Headhunters on your #MorningMonarchy for August 19, 2026.

Clown jewels, threatening comments and destroying cameras + this day in history w/lone wolf errorism and our song of the day by Lukas Lion on your #MorningMonarchy for August 18, 2026.

Absolute cowards, bad husbands and dirty thirties + this day in history w/Squeaky sprung and our song of the day by Cheekface on your #MorningMonarchy for August 7, 2026.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

The Ceuta psyop backfires spectacularly; USrael scalps the ICC’s chief prosecutor; and activist arrested for wiping phone at border.

Skinny petals, real occult demonic vibes and two kids with second cousins + this day in history w/Mayberry Obamacare and our song of the day by David Keenan on your #MorningMonarchy for August 6, 2026.

Supermassive monster, forest fire lemonade and friable plasma layer + this day in history w/food bank robbery and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for August 5, 2026.

Grid collapses, prediction markets and rocket customers + this day in history w/Truther Talk and our song of the day by The Nation Of Iran on your #MorningMonarchy for August 4, 2026.

Nightcall, destroy everything you touch and runnin' down a dream + this day in history w/chemtrails over the History Channel and our song of the day by Patrick Fitzgerald on your #MorningMonarchy for July 31, 2026.

Complex hours, sick of it all and dark secrets + this day in history w/dozens busted for cheese pizza at Pentagram and our song of the day by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies on your #MorningMonarchy for July 30, 2026.

Kratom lobby, America's best stadium food and a taste of home + this day in history w/Afghan war diaries and our song of the day by Bruce Kluger's MAGA Country on your #MorningMonarchy for July 29, 2026.

Awful turns, the hit men and let me up I've had enough + this day in history w/billions for swine flu and our song of the day by Johnny Marr on your #MorningMonarchy for June 26, 2026.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

News avoidance is on the rise; Hollywood has-beens produce propaganda slop as masses yawn; and it’s time for an update hoedown.

SNAP decisions, country roads and frugal habits + this day in history w/SCOTUS ❤'s GMOs and our song of the day by Luke Nickle on your #MorningMonarchy for June 24, 2026.

Streaming frauds, it's in the game and no UFO records + this day in history w/financial canaries and our song of the day by Norman Sann on your #MorningMonarchy for June 23, 2026.

Boo it again, fret sounds and all bummer long + this day in history w/funds, funds, funds and our song of the day by The Beach Boys on your #MorningMonarchy for June 22, 2026.

Shame night, bitter celebrities mocked online and stupid songs + this day in history w/hate crime trends and our song of the day by Michael Jackson on your #MorningMonarchy for June 19, 2026.

Burning hatred, mythological medicine man and horrific abuse + this day in history w/secret Kennedy files and our song of the day by Mobius Loop on your #MorningMonarchy for June 18, 2026.

Quarantine zones, vamos chicharróns and elevated THC levels + this day in history w/vast riches of minerals and our song of the day by Son Volt on your #MorningMonarchy for June 17, 2026.

Sweeping social media bans, 99 bubbles and revealing evidence + this day in history w/missing sunspot activity and our song of the day by Vince Staples on your #MorningMonarchy for June 16, 2026.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

The new world screwworm helps the fake meat agenda; Gates is in the hot seat again over Epstein links; and a new study suggests iPhones cause plunging birth rates.

Data center moral panic, spring-chi on the edge of summer and specialty restaurant chains + this day in history w/Iran faces nuclear sanctions and our song of the day by Johnny Paycheck on your #MorningMonarchy for June 10, 2026.

Boosting unsubstantiated claims, the lost levels and disclosure ghey + this day in history w/Saturn worship in pop culture and our song of the day by Jo-DBL on your #MorningMonarchy for June 9, 2026.

Races loaded, never bring a knife to a track meet and Dr. Jill medicine woman + this day in history w/habeus corpsed up and our song of the day by MUNA on your #MorningMonarchy for June 8, 2026.

It took two, twice as hard and southern accents + this day in history w/Kill Bill killed and our song of the day by Tom MacDonald on your #MorningMonarchy for June 5, 2026.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Freedom Williams destroys in epic toilet rant; euthanasia is bad...unless it's by the government; and AI is diagnosing people with made up diseases.

Godlike powers, Killdozer day and Barney Frank's brothel + this day in history w/Belgian truth bombs and our song of the day by Marlon Craft on your #MorningMonarchy for June 4, 2026.

Bixonimania, JiMMYBARs and good mosquitoes + this day in history w/The Max is back and our song of the day by Fast Heart Mart on your #MorningMonarchy for June 3, 2026.

Midterm challenges, climbing horror games and space race wars + this day in history w/plot line predictions and our song of the day by The Neighborhood Kids on your #MorningMonarchy for June 2, 2026.