PODCAST · comedy
Men II Boyz
by ManBoyCreations
A disturbing examination of the minds of two 30-somethings. Films, dicks, music, memories both real and imagined. Best listened to while driving on the highway with a blindfold on
Episodes
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72 Cruising the Western Frontier
Disowned goth kids. Tom's hate-filled algorithm. Make believe baseball. Gay 9/11. Funky world of video games. Gay cruising the western frontier. Extremist media. What am TV? High drama Primetime. Resident evil praise. "K3Pt" - AGTHA "Fondue" - SonReal "The Pining pt2" - Clark
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71. Juan Agua
Astro-toilet. Stray kitten fire ants. Apartment alligator, a problem. Clown-ass fire response. A dumb British filmmaker no one knows or cares about. A wedding encounter. The Dutch! What am Prisoners? "Angola Rodeo" - The Black Lips "People Who Died" - The Jim Carroll Band "Lord Gold Throneroom" -...
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70. Icecream Sandwich Body Oil
Bliss & Nuke. South Africa wearing out it's welcome. The New Pope. Chopped cheese. Jack Rubenstein. Underground Jewish rave. Sandy Passages. French onion soup martini. Chinese Whispers. Anime political justice. A sea goat mistake. Giant boner headache. Bloody fingerprints. Green ball expert. What...
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69. Luke Perry Prison Death
Comcast hell debacle. Lieutenant Dan tequila ghost. Andy Warhol was shot in the stomach and also enjoyed wrestling. Brendon Blanket Fort Kingdom. Dog bed and excitable dude pups. Modern beatniks. Taxes and Batman. "Do You Wanna Taste It" - Wig Wam "Ball of the Dead Rat: - The Teeth "Doom Wop" -...
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68. Googly-Eyed Glory-Hole
Tom the pussy. North Korea gift shop. Heart versus feather. Jesus the pussy. Las Vegas party-time. Pedophiles at sea. Earthquake blues. Doom level: Sphere. Bushels of PEZ. Whitney Houston, ultimate gangster. Bush is pig criminal. "Dennehy" - Serengeti "The Recluse" - Cursive "ICE BOY" - Corbin
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67. Rupert Murdoch Sleep Talk
Loud and stupid babies. Baby Finger Gartland. George C. Scott, the Calvinist. Trying to care about Resident Evil. Miracle Mile go fuck yourself. Intramuscular testosterone. "The City Sleeps" - MC 900 ft. Jesus "Bad Kids" - Black Lips "Hey Moon" - John Maus
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66. Carnival Virgin
Sephora's Mild Flaying Product. Black Dandyism. Close poximity sex. French arm-dick. Pouring one out for Rick. Lazy-ass documentarians. Why does economy do that? Oh there they are!
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65. Sweet-ass Mexican Jesus -
A.I. Overlord sees into Hell. Vampires: Cum & Blood. Chet Hanks. New York and a giant piano.The Killing of Jeffrey Dahmer. Pittsburgh Nosferatu. Dipshits and The Troubles. "So Destroyed" - Prince Rama "Just Wait Til Next Year" - John Maus "H.O.O.D" - Kneecap
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64. Space Wolf..
Princess Die. Bent Kneck Lady. An unnecessary explanation of kink. Wax applicator back buffing. Chuck Tingle tickled pink. A universal first: chimpanzee space death. "8 Figures" - Maxo Kream "Apricots" - BICEP "Breathe in Breathe Out" - Birdmask
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63. Occasionally Late, Rarely Good
So. My bad. I really sat on editing this one. It got to a point where I was embarassed to sit down and work on it because it was already so late, and that just made things worse. I'm trying my best, and my best isn't always good. Also, I didn't relisten to this one because I found my voice too...
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62. Tom's Precious Super Power
Sweet kisses from an older gay man. Aussie Football better than anything. Magnet bushes. Elvis the black Israelite. Super fun technical problems. Dumb fucking aphrodisiacs. "Kellion" - Long Arm "Dead Men Tell No Tales" - The New Law "Heir" - Public Memory
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61. Why Are We So Bad At Our Jobs?
Ken Kinsey: Kid Fucking? Fungle funk band. Always and completely wrong about history. Apologizing for genocide. Matching with trans people. Rap is the official sponsor of Doggy Style sex. Bubba Sparxxx - "Back in the Mud" Ween - "Gabrielle" Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - "Runaway Girls"
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60. We're Sorry to Be Sorry
Alright, heres the deal. We recorded this like 3 weeks ago, and my lazy ass sat on it for a few too many days. Since then I've been pulling 60-70 hour work weeks trying to finish a big project. Needless to say, it took a long fucking time for me to put in the work to get this edited and loaded.…
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59. Einstein to the Rescue
Going nuts in the temple. Tom the house sitter. Horn dog Kevin Bacon. Finally called out for fronting on Junji Ito. The Boeing disaster. Radiation hell. "Jackie Down the Line" - Fontaines D.C. "Echoes" - The Rapture "Ebony Eyes" - Bob Welch
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58. Digital Lot-Lizards
A glorious new future. Ellen Degenerous, Grand Inventor. Tom's sexual power bomb. Vlad Putin's death #6. Mariah Carey's Hanukkah song. Bug Banging. Tom and ScAMWAY. A house of literally corpses. "Rich Bitch Juice" - Alice Longyu Gao, Laura Les remix "Velha Guarda" - Bonde da Alianca "Careful What...
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57. Who Silenced the Lambs?
Tom bombs job interview. Planetary axis and the suicide challenge. Tales from the supermarket. Stolen pedo valor. City Miles on the self-odometer. A pentagram of salt for Tupac. Brendon is the sequel to "Thirteen". Exploring "Killers of the Flower Moon". Brendon afraid of the dark. "Sad But True"…
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56. Cat Shit Coffee Beans
Terminator thumbs up sinking into lava mattress sale. Underwater tombs. Y3000 - man and machine. Toms ultra strong core. D-Day for child actors. "Hi, it's me David Lynch. It's looking pretty warm out today." Ball-crushing denim. Tom's inevitable death from a pork sandwich at a concert. "Boy With…
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55. Tom Being That Dude
Junji Ito stolen valor. Suicide Hotline training courses. Driving 90 minutes to punch an umpire in the stomach. Blue Man Group uncovered. Another goddamn basement hole. Encountering a Death Shaman. Explorations in philosophy. "Savage Grin" - Puplic Memory "Intercepted Message" - Osees "What the...
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54. Sewage Pit for Porn
Industrial machine death count. Irish potato car bomb. Do Not Proceed, Crazy Youth! Tom has the worst robot idea ever...seriously. Star Trek and false stereotypes. Stress dreaming about the deep dark hole in the basement. Daniel Day-Lewish method acting for love making. Problem Child. Aint no...
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53. Terminal Velocity Bovine
Catching a nut with Oppenheimer. Collecting versus hoarding. Cheating your way into Arlington. Shadow men viking death. I swear to God, it wasn't no dog. A shark with ill intentions. Identifying a corpse with a ball-gag. "Prisencolinensinainciuso!" - Adriano Celentano "B$G P$MP$N" - Natural Child...
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52. That Dude Has a Goddamn Eel Pit Under His Trailer House
Losing yer shit on the bus. A dwarf from the Lying Clan. Sam Jackson tweets gay porn. This fucking fella has an eel pit under his trailer house. IKEA Protocols. Elvis was a goddamn goober. Being so coma'd you go full Zordon. "Business Lunch" - Shakey Graves "Make It All Everything" - D Tiberio…
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51. Tom Flannery O'Connor
Welcome back after our small hiatus. Live be crazy, but it's settling down for the both of us now. Hoping to get back on track with recording consistently. Apologies, but I'm sure our absence for a few weeks had zero effect on anyone at all. Anywho, we sorta talk about war, Flannery O'Conner,...
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50: The Steve Guttenberg Trials
A pooped out Lenzi. The entangled lives of smut and social media. The horrors of war. What does the bible have to say about bears? Re-housing Liza Minelli. Back From Broken. Stolen valor neck brace.
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49. She Wouldn't Dream...
Banks be fake. Modern Live Links. Aint no African Americans in The UK. Brendon and his technicolor insanity dreams. Toublesome aeronautics. "The Woods" - Lorn, Dolor "Shoom" - TR/ST "I Am God" - Clams Casino, Imogen Heap
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48. February Blows
Journaling. Tom's height gaslight. Brendon encounters an escort. Loving Kathy Bates. The tree trunk legs of Eddie. Pretend to be asleep during coitus, multiple times. "Who can blame 'em?" The exciting world of recruiting. "I Don't Wanna Be Me" - Type O Negative "Murder Death" - De Staat "I Am a...
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47. Three L's: Late, Lame, Lounging
Straight up, edited this for audio quality and didn't do a relisten, so everyone is in for a surprise as to the content. Thanks for the patience, we be going through some shit and it's been pretty disruptive. Hopefully this brings some good goof to your day. We'll never stop loving you. "Lost it…
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46. The Moving Pictures
We are lucky enough to host the wonderful Eddie this episode, who's job is not only in making us laugh but also in making us laugh. Cable Critters. [email protected], and The Ultimate Funnel. PreCumbrian Era. Smelly looking priests. What rhymes with buffalo? Hackers, scammers, and some good…
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45. Smellraiser and The Sexy Body of Christ
Gonna be honest here, there aint much to describe. Tom and I turned on the original Hellraiser and tried to give you some good cues in order to line it up and watch it with us. Don't worry, we banter mostly, with semi-consistent comments on how sexy Uncle Frank is in the movie. Happy Halloween!
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44. Double-Trouble
Tom and Brendon flip through like 4 movies while talking about being unemployed and loosely describing the nude scenes in the films. Lemme tell you, this one's a banger. WARNING: The next episode is a very poorly done Watch-a-Long of the original Hellraiser, so cue that badboy up and try to watch...
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43. Two Tahoes - Minnesota Rich
Testosterone. What's it's deal? Mr. Peterson's hot take on autism. Patches Bellaire, Tamarac Raider, and Max Bushy-Hill. The middle 70% of a high school reunion. Killin' in a college town. The true joy of a solo-bar life. Suicide pact via 69 style choking. Lots era of mistresses in every city....
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42. Donny Bonaduce Self-Rufies
Hunting hot-tubs and The Sadness of Bathing. Riff-Raff vs. James Franco. HotLanta and the intricacies of soda. Aussie football > then NFL. Another Woodstock rehash. Disparate cultures sharing a singular heritage month. Angelina Jolie's hot tip to the FBI. Chris Chan. We're planning on trying to…
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41. Sky-Cat Cometh
Foster ain't caring. Tom's E.T. slip-up. Harvey Weinstein cocaine main vein. Arm and Hammer. What am spider? "Open Water" featuring Tom. Cousin Donno. Then I think we talked about "Nope" for a bit. I didn't re-listen to all of this since I'm a busy boy. I sure hope we didn't say anything too…
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40. When Daddy is Ok
CERN in service of Satan. Tom longs for the days when men were men. Baskin Robbins Hell. Is comedy the same as video games? Fun porn searches. Monster Hot Sauces. Metallica's bad artistic direction. Freak dancing sins. Elvis enjoyed morgues. "The Difference Between Us" - The Dead Weather...
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39. Harambe Skate Video
Jerking it ain't straight. High flying airdropping presents. Harambe kickflipping in a fisheye lens. A level headed understanding of the Hoover Dam. Toms gay trip. Taping your mouth shut for love. The black phone. The Cauliflower Effect. "Fingerbib" - Aphex Twin, Alarm Will Sound "Ted" - Clark,...
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38. Burt's Bees Unibomber Shack
Walt Whitman Epstein flight logs. Brendon starts fishing. Tom's Grandpa went to Japan once. A young Capote Dill. Tom's conservative development. Uwe Boll - Dick Cruncher. Farting on celluloid. We take on gun control again. A murder worth sacrificing your submarine for. A "Hamlet" disappointment....
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37. Post-Home Alone
A Christian Altar shinbone. Caulkin crushed by a bunch of bees. Warehouse workers on a break casually playing their favoritue tunes. The musician nephews of confirmed war criminals. Kanye West and the batmobile. "Silent Treatment" - Blank Mass "Удалил твой номер (Deleted Your Number)" - Molchat...
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36. Court Ordered Open Mic
Dick-Sheet-Ah. Dead Silence, why? Cute goddamn gaslighting. Pearl Harbor Delight. Both very confused by what it means to be gay. Black NASA. Ben Franklin one-upping God. Knights Templar gimp outfit. "Arab Money" - Busta Rhymes "Killing All the Flies" - Mogwai "Red Nation" - The Game ft. Lil Wayne
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35. Death Row-mance
Oscar drama. Family Matters gritty reboot. End-times questions. A Crumbley lesson on guns. A spicy Latin term. Kevin Spacey turkey drum. The Dog Father & the urinal. Leatherface the icon. "The Cure" - Jadu Heart "Mama Loi, Papa Loi" - Exuma "Luv (sic) pt2" - Shing02
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34. A Pig Bite
Exploring Tom Jones. African Mayonnaise.Time traveling port-o-potty hobos. Film talk. Jack Nicholson dirty drawings. Chronic dwarf rage. Scotch-mo hobo with a shotgun. Lady french scalps. Mental health explorations. A surprise pig on a date. "Clap Hands" - Tom Waits "Organ Donor" - DJ Shadow…
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33. Libertarians vs. Bears
SLAVA UKRAINI. ISS meteor threat. A conservative booby trap. Missing the NIN window. Those vikings and their wacky bullshit. More bath house. A bizarre car sales experience. Casino edited for TV. Double luge and package shots. Tom & Chinese culture. "The Gun" - Lorn "Battle Hymn of the Republic"…
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32. Chemistry Comic
For this episode we were lucky enough to be joined by Alan Bromwell. We talk about his experience in the industry, drugs, are we Klein Bottles when it comes to our mouths and anus? "Total Destruction to Your Mind" - Swamp Dogg "Summon the Fire" - The Comet is Coming "A Day in the Life" - Handsome...
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31. And-One Monk
A post it note for fishing. Now, ocean or space? School assemblies. Presidential Fitness Club for killing Hitler's brain. Are genitals feet? A catfishing tale for the ages. The face of a concerned, sad man. Tyler Durden's happy ending. Custody battle for some kid. "FOOTSTEPS AT THE POND - La...
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30 - Low Orbit Meth Explosions
Tom's complete overreaction to a rental suit question. Open mic shenanigans. Narc-Anon comedy bits. A John Henry mistake. Money suit wearing lunatic motherfucker. The different fathers of America. Multi-dick drawing artistic prowess. Tom is confused about the CEO of the Garden of Eden. "Sweet...
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29 - Mea Culpa and a Bunch of Film
Advertising with cough syrup. Jar Jar gets us cancelled. A heartfelt apology. A troublesome bathroom experience. Easter Bunny abomination. Jim Crow Monopoly. "Abyss" - Pastel Ghost "Rotted Arp" - Lapalux "Broke" - Tom Vek
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28 - What Grinds Your Gears?
The thing that grinds Tom's gears is female comics. Yes, that's what Tom said. Funerals = unfunny recording environment. Touchdown Jesus. Brendon makes light of the pandemic. William Shatner controversy. Ari Aster exploits the disabled. Tom is a self-hating female comic. "Better Days" - Citizen...
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27 - Beer Shot Special
Alright folks, here's the god's honest truth. This recording was around 2 hours long, and I've spent about 4.5 hrs editing it into something even slightly workable. I stupidly didn't take episode notes while doing that, and I will absolutely not relisten to it in order to do so. What I can say is...
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26 - Pivot Table Death Match
The Franzia himself, Chistopher, joins us for this extra fun episode. Slapping the bag. What is analyze? A shitheaded approach to economics. Icebreaker death memes. The minds are lost via public speaking. Hardcore Excel pussy hounds. Post apocalypse endowments. Bath house wiener etiquette. We…
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25 - Technically a Technical Nightmare
Hey everyone, we had a doozy of a time recording this one. Lost about 15 minutes of the beginning of our recording but just did our darndest to make it into a legitimate episode. Thanks for bearing with us. Furries - dead or just sleeping? Classic murder mistake. A prayer for technical help.…
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24 - Mega City Mental Destruction
Ultimate fedora power move. A modern biker prophet. Holy relic defense maneuvers. Steam-rolling poor Giuseppe. Slicing & dicing down 16th street mall. Kentucky fried Irish people. "Nevertheless" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre "I'm the Man to Be" - EL VY "Egypt Berry" - Night Beats
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23- 2 Sleepy 2 Men
Tom loses a big fish. Spiderman barrel-roll dick kicking. Brendon as a hot young girl. Radio DJ's are the goddamn worst. Sentient orca destroys Aleutian natives.Tom Flubs a mic. Lema Dunkhams. Suffering for dyke hair. Free roast beef. Iphone design blows. "Orca" - Wintersleep "Jealousy" - People...
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A disturbing examination of the minds of two 30-somethings. Films, dicks, music, memories both real and imagined. Best listened to while driving on the highway with a blindfold on
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