PODCAST · kids
Messages from Antler
by Antler
Antler shares stories and jokes though notes.
Episodes
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InvisiPhone
Antler talks about her phone, the InvisiPhone (which doesn't actually exist).
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Hot Motorcycles
Antler is back. Today, she talks about books, motorcycles, and glass.
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Parenting for kids
For this week's episode, Antler's message is released as an ad. Antler talks about water-proof faces and releases the lyrics to her parody of Old Town Road... which she made years ago.
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Undead Cats
Antler talks about humanity's obsession with undead cats, while you attempt to prove yourself as a power user.
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The Junk
Antler discusses junk found, as well as riding a bike and psi.
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Pokémon
Antler makes Pokémon jokes and claims that she only recently learned how to open a bag of chips.
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Again, it's summer. In today's forecast, there's a 500% chance of jokes.
It's summer, so Antler has a bunch of jokes to share and enjoy.
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It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds
It almost seems like the topic of this episode is nerds... but not quite. It's more of a combination of random stuff, such as a rip-off of Pokemon called Nerd Wars, a sticker, yellow grape eyes, and an edible two-dimensional object. Will you ever learn, Antler? Tags: music man, op, overpowered,...
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Television
Antler is on the cable. She talks about popcorn, and, of course, is interrupted by an ad, then finishes with a poem which seems to have been made during a time without inspiration.
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Improv
Antler discusses the "coolness" of improv, non-ode poems, and pickel jars.
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Initiation Applesauce
Antler talks about how to incorporate random objects in a joke.
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The ONE Toxin NO ONE Talks About
This toxin kills thousands of people every year, and yet its threats aren't widely known. Antler discusses this and why information about its dangers are so hard to find.
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Moose
In this episode, Antler shares what has happened to Moose, her genius creator. This episode is the finale of the Moose trilogy.
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Big News
Antler talks about big news and makes jokes.
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This episode is unavailable.
The fake Antler tries to replicate her tactic she used last time, and Antler's identity is revealed. // Part 2 of the Moose Trilogy.
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Antler makes an episode without the AI knowing... Antler proceeds as normal, making a joke about retainers, sobbing tooth fairies, and proposing orthodontists, then recites a poem they made about Antler's escape route. //Half-sequel of - redacted - !
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[Redacted]
I'm sorry, but you cannot access this episode right now. // Part 1 of the Moose trilogy: Antler has been replaced! Tags: computers, code, story, generated AI, firewall, skirmish, binary, platform, oh no Antler is in trouble please help, access, compromised, humor, error 404
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Finishing Unfinished Projects
Boy, does Antler have a lot of these... today, Antler talks about her newly finished embroidery project.
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Paintings
Antler talks about paintings and Frida Kahlo.
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Noodles v. Spaghetti
Antler discusses the difference between noodles and spaghetti, as well as recites a found poem from Elie Wiesel's night.
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Valentine's Day
Just like your elementary school's! Antler talks about a craft she's making and (attempts) to make jokes.
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Morse Code
.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -- --- --- ... . In this episode, Antler talks about morse code.
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Art and Crafts and other Things (Jewelry Edition)
This time, you learn about the jewelry side of Antler's story. tags: texting habits, earrings, submarines, alien planet, waves
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The Beatles
In this episode, Antler talks about the history of the Beatles, and recites a poem, as usual.
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Philosophy
Antler attempts to talk about phhylopophy... bad jokes, flor, tim, trademarked... any indication that this is going to be weird yet?... story time, stars, school, olympiad, science
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New Year
Sorry China, this is an episode for the people who use the Gregorian calendar. In this episode, Antler talks about New Stuff, while you realize that you can’t tell time.
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Christmas Special
Antler talks about the different variations of Santa Claus and is back with more jokes.
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Math
What?? The narrator likes math??? (sorry for spoiling it :) )
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Grammer
Agg...seriously? Why do you make so many grammar errors, Antler?
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Pens
Pens, and pencils, my!
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Apparently, I'm Overly Perky
Wooo! Yayyy!! This is not an excessive amount of energy!!! tags: fun, happy
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Sound
Are you on the same "wavelength" as Antler? Podcasts, music, music notes
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Art and Crafts and other Things
What has Antler been doing in the past week? Well, maybe something or other.
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Halloween!!!
Yay! It's Halloween! Guess what Antler is dressing up as. I bet you'll never guess. Also, candy.
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Friends and UFOes (FINALE!!)
In this episode, the thrilling finale of Friends and UFOes is revealed!
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Friends and UFOes (Part 3)
In this episode, Antler reads another part of her story, Friends and UFOes. Also, Antler tells you about a certain snow day...
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Friends and UFOes (Part 2)
Antler continues to read her sci-fi story, and also discusses a little bit about bicycling.
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Friends and UFOes (Part 1)
If this message, Antler reads the beginning of a story she made.
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(Unscary) Puppets
I made one, and guess what happened? The dog ate my homework. toys homework dogs witch rosemary magical
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Pressure
The pressure is on. Just kidding, in this episode, Antler talks about pressure, density, and so forth.
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Sibling Interactions
Argh! Why won’t you let me annoy you, *insert sibling name*?!
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Lost
Uh oh, you lost something. What do you do now?
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Narrators
We're awesome. No kidding.
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Studying
'Study' has left the chat.
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Random Thoughts
Woah! I just had a random thought!
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Trash
In this episode, Antler tells a story. Please recycle!
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Tie Dye
So... it's the summer, and that means tie dye!
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Cats
Not the musical. // Updated as of July 16 2021, 4:31 PM
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Road Trips
So… it’s the summer, and a lot of people are taking road trips. What weird things might happen on one?
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Socks and Some Hats
Why do we wear these clothes?
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