Messed Up At Midnight

Oh boy Abel had graced us with this one! Time for another self serving passion project from our favorite auteur.

Thank god for the break. The boys are diving into body horror with this masterpiece. 

Hola Compadres! Join the boys as they engage in 80s sleaze and take a moral stand

oh boy throw on some beach boys! The boys are heading down to Jamaica to enjoy this dumpster fire

light up the jazz cigarettes and put on your bell bottoms bc it’s time to get into the classic jukebox musical. Join the boys as they see The Bee Gees in the only role they really are remembered for

Oh yeah it all comes back to the early 2000s. Join the boys as the rollerblade their way through the “coolest” era of extreme sports

Step into a whimsical world of ash and sexually repressed zealots. Today the boys focus in on a franchise that really speaks to the inner nerd

Vanessa Hudgens is back carrying another movie with an oddly regal premise. Join the boys as they watch a knight learn about the real world.

We’re in the Christmas spirit for this season! Join the boys as they dive headfirst into the strange world of Hallmark. 

I think now’s a good time where we all thank ourselves for not owing favors to any shitty pervvy directors 

oh boy let’s all gather around for this morally repugnant movie. Join the boys as they learn all about why Paris Hilton stayed away from acting

Oh yeah time to bust out your saxophones and dual Glocks because the boys are busting some heads John wu style!

 God Damnit

Hindsight is always 20/20! Especially after watching people get skinned, gored, and receive grevious injuries to the crotch. 

The final chapter of the trilogy and we’re at the best time of the year. Join the boys in celebrating Christmas early this year 

Oh lord it’s a long one! The boys are taking a pit stop at the clown cafe to catch their breath on a particularly long watch today 

The train rolls on! Join the boys as they learn just why Art’s victims tend to skew in one direction 

Good to be back! The boys are back in time for spooky season. Join them as they get back into the swing of things with an anthology that started one of the new classics in horror

Boot up your camcorders and call up your local contortionist bc we’re confronting all things exorcism! Join the boys as they try and survive one of the most disliked movies of the 2010s

Time for a camp classic! Join the boys as the laugh and shout along to the Joan Crawford biopic that made Faye dunaway fans out of all of us. 

Hell yeah time for another episode of exploiting an actual event for fun. Join the boys as they pour over the details and find out why the juice was let loose

Come one come all to the indrotuctory episode for the world of Troma movies! Join the boys as they learn all about the OG Avenger that has been unfairly left out.

Oh boy I’ve got my Gi on tight and I’m ready to kick ass! Join the boys as they pretend to care about a late stage Chuck Norris 

Well now here’s a good story for you, a bunch of teenagers with attitude all receive morph suits and fight some old guy. Yep the power rangers are here to kick ass!

 Slip on your space leotard and your best tin foil hat because the boys are shipping off to space for another low budget space opera! Get ready for apartheid era South Africa’s best vision of space. 

Nope the title isn’t clickbait. This movie has a woman marry a dog and “shenanigans” ensue. Strap in

Finally! The boys are venturing into the wild world of splatter films. Join them as they dive into one of the silliest and campiest films of the 90s. 

Put on your favorite Zoot Suits and transatlantic accents because the boys are traveling back to the 40s to revel in the beautiful drug psa about adhd medication. 

Get out your leather jackets, soda pop, and unwavering faith in Capitalism because it’s time to go back to the…80s? Join the boys as they learn all about growing up in the 50s with Sandra Bullock in this doozy

Strap on your gloves because it’s time to get in the ring. Join the boys as they bob and weave through a Rocky parody that was almost forgotten. 

Well, here we go again. Join the boys as they dive into the YouTube sensation of yesteryear. 

Yeah baby the boys are lampooning childhood favorites! Join the boys as they dance on the grave of this 90s classic.

Oh thank god it’s Dennis Rodman! Join the boys as they don their ‘96 Bulls jersey and talk about ”The Worm” and his failed entry into Hollywood.

Love is in the air at the podcast. And what better way to celebrate than watching some hot Canadians get ripped to shreds? Join the boys as they talk about a classic 80s slasher Insta caption: You will never catch me trying to get laid in a damn coal 

My god there’s no exaggeration here. This is the room but if its main characters are all gay. Join the boys as they go over one of the wildest movies they’ve watched in a very long time.

Oh well here we are again, in the 60s horror trashbin today. Join the boys as they take a trip through the Texas swamps and uncover a forgotten “gem”.

Oh boy a real stinker! Join the boys as they sing and dance through the Miami spring break hustle and bustle 

 I mean come on look at the title. What more do I gotta say? The boys are here for another shark movie. 

On this episode the boys make bold claims about what movies they’re excited about as well as some movies they’re looking forward to watching on the podcast! 

Merry Christmas everyone! Let’s all gather around and learn about the love story of Taylor swift and Travis Kelce! 

Welcome one and all! Join the boys as they head to the winter wonderland of Belgravia where they learn all about the struggles between a princess & a pauper

Lets get ready for the holidays and deck all of the halls. Join the boys as they join up with the single wine moms for this spectacular disaster

Oh boy Gretchen from mean girls is single and ready to mingle! Looks like dating apps aren’t working so she’s cozying up to a snowman this Christmas. 

The boys are subjected to untold horrors in the form of rapping grandmas and dubstep

The boys are out enjoying their palate cleanser movies out in the Irish countryside. Join them as they learn about themselves and mental health

Oh boy here comes Wes Anderson! Join the boys as they get their inner hipster on and enjoy the weird world of Wes Anderson

Oh boy time to look back and act like Siskel & Ebert! Join the boys as they try and diagnose this franchise with what the fuck happened

SWEET MERCY WE DID IT. Join the boys as they drink in the feeling of success with this kickass reboot movie 

Oh no. Join the boys as they suffer.

It’s gamer time! Join the boys as they rave, play video games, and flirt with nuns on this action packed episode of the podcast