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MIDDLE AGE MIDDLE SCHOOL
by middleagemiddleschool
A podcast dedicated to keeping the past alive through questionable language, incorrect memories, and excessive T-Pain effects.
Episodes
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Episode 059: The Scariest SadCast Ever: The Story of UVB-76
We are still around! Really! It has been one of the busiest summers I can remember, and we have had one hell of a time to make time for anything. The podcast has suffered, the YouTube channel has been neglected, and our web site is actually covered in webs. But we are getting back into it.…
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Episode 058: The Emoji Movie is Superior to Saving Private Ryan
This episode quite overflowing with topics, indeed! We talk about the SNES Classic presale, the Atari Box, and the terrible Genesis Classic Edition. We also touch on movies like The Emoji Movie, It, and The Room. Mosty importantly, we tackle and review 311's new album, Mosaic! Even though I'm two...
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Episode 057: Chillin' with my SNES Classic, Sippin' on Zima and Juice
Summertime, and the livin's easy... They finally came out and revealed the details of the SNES Classic Edition this week! The boys pick apart the details and game listings, and they discover that Nintendo has a different opinion than most gamers about which games should be included in the new...
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Episode 056: Nintendo Switch First Impressions: "It's So Covfefe!!"
Here's a shocker for you all, the boys are back behind the mics again, and lo and behold, Teh Ben is hungover AF. We talk a little about current events like "covfefe" and Tiger Woods' incredibly sexualized mug shot. But, Nate has a surprise up his sleeve! He brings his new Nintendo Switch into…
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Episode 055: In Your Face, Fifteen Years Later
A little deviation of the norm is cleansing for the palate from time to time. In this episode, two really old arthritic musicians get together to wax nostalgic over the only real studio album they ever got the funds together to record. We stream the album in it's entirety, and we give you all an...
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Episode 054: SNES Classic Required Games and Psychologically Damaging Your Kids For YouTube Fame.
We took April off. We got really into underground hamster racing. In this fun-filled episode, we talk about Bad Stuff on the internet like Facebook Killers and the stuff that sinks to the bottom of wastewater treatment plants (also known as DaddyOFive) abusing his kids for cash. ITS JUST A PRANK...
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Episode 053: The Pants Party at BEASTIVAL 5! (Pt.2)
The saga continues with MORE amazing interviews, and we try to narrow down the suspects to figure out who took a dump in the Playstation! More fun and adventure awaits you in the land of Middle Age Middle School! Thanks for all the love, you guys! Taped LIVE at Vision Comics and Oddities on...
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Episode 052: The Pants Party at BEASTIVAL 5!! (pt.1)
What happens when you finally decide to spend a few hard earned dollars on some new equipment and a fresh setup? Better environments for EVEN BETTER interviews! Everyone we talked to was on point, and extremely entertaining! Tons of hugs and keeeses to everyone who sat down in the hot seat and…
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Episode 051: Lost Puppies/Weird Craigslist Ads
In the spirit of true rebel radio, the boys throw a bag of candy into the living room and then proceed to lock themelves in the studio as the children recreate The Lord of the Flies. In this ill-prepared episode, the boys discuss microwave tampering and White House buggery. After wandering...
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Episode 050: Twenty-Four EVEN WORSE Ideas In Marketing!
Season Two is officially in the rearview mirror! As we pull away from the last 24 episodes, we take a last look back at all of the commercials that we have produced for the show. We are truly blessed for the amazing sponsors that made Middle Age Middle School possible! Be sure to support these...
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Episode 049: Our Columbia House Cassette Club Mix Tape To You
It's time to dust off those cassette singles and those terribly expensive bootleg Columbia House tapes and pick the best of the best in this TOP 12 list! We start the episode by determining if Rolling Stones' Ten Worst 80's songs is legit, and then we start our own list of the greatest songs...
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Episode 048: B*tches Get Switches - A Nintendo Story
There's absolutely no recapping of ANYTHING in this episode! Why? Because we take our show on the road and record our quest to try to get our greasy hands on a Nintendo Switch on release day. Listen to our laments as we get shot down, store after store! During the drive, we also cover lots of fun...
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Episode 047: Tom Brady Cashed Me Outside. I Feel Violated
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Unless you are talking about our podcast, which could completely evapoate and the internet wouldn't bat an eye. But whatevs. This episode is divided into three equally important parts. Part 1: Catching back up with us and what's going on in our lives. Be sure…
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Episode 046: Elmo Was Aboard the Challenger and 2016 Sucked
Welcome to the future in 2017! It's our first episode in 2017, and we start off the year with an in-depth discussion about the Mandela Effect. It's pretty crazy that large groups of people collectively have incorrect memories, but we pull a few of these examples apart and argue a bunch. The most...
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Episode 045: Hottest Christmas Toys '83-'99- From Cabbage Patch Kids to Nickelback
Happy Frozen Holidays from all of us at Middle Age Middle School! We regret that we did not put out a Thanksgiving special this year, but you can only talk about Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving for so many hours. So instead, we've poured ourselves (a few stiff drinks) into the Christmas Holiday!…
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Episode 044: Beastival 4: Trumpin' Loud N' Hard With the Undead
Thanks to your patience, the Beastival 4 episode is finally up! We had a great time hanging out with local talent and then coercing them into interviews (with promises of free beer)! Be sure to support local talent, it's the lifeblood of your community. We also made exactly 387 Trump jokes over…
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Episode 043: 2016 Halloween Special! Best Movies and Karate Montages!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! We made it. Even though this was recorded two weeks ago, WE STILL MADE THE DEADLINE OF OCTOBER 31st! We always try hard to include more episodes of the Halloween variety, but we just can't seem to get it together enough to make more than one, so ENJOY! In this episode, we discuss...
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Episode 042: Riding Greased Lightning Straight to Hell! (Grease Fan Theories)
We have returned! We recorded this two weeks ago, but I've been too swamped to complete this episode (sorry). In this edition of M.A.M.S., we talk about the disturbing fan theory behind one of the best movies of the late seventies- Grease. Is it true? Is it a lie? With the terrible ending the…
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Episode 041: 6 Great Denver Restaurants That Are Now Laundromats
Once again, we take another deep cut into the misty realms of the past! In this episode, the boys delve into all the awesome franchised eateries that Denver used to have that were exterminated by none other than the Unholy One, Chuck E. Cheese. We relive the flavors that permeated the old days,...
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Episode 040: Best Denver Landmarks That Got Bulldozed and Turned Into Home Depots
The past questionably comes alive!!!! In this direct-to-VHS episode, the boys sit down, and get all misty-eyed with nostalgia remembering our favorite places in Denver that don't exist anymore. The march of time (and rising property rent) waits for no one, and we sit down and recant our best...
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Episode 039: Gamblin' With My Pokeballs
My car is so insanely loud inside, I think some hoodlums installed headers on my car in the night. Regardless, here's a fun live episode recorded on a trip from Denver to Black Hawk. Living 35 minutes away from legitimate gambling establishments is both a blessing and a curse at the same time.…
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Episode 038: "Please Refrain From Catching Pokemons at the Holocaust Museum"
THE NINTENDO EPISODE HAS ARRIVED! This entire entry is nothing but the wonderful, wonderful world of Nintendo and their amazing strides in recapturing public interest en mass over the course of the past week. They are once again poised to dominate the Earth like they did during the 80's....
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Episode 037: Tales of the Veterans of the Great Pop Bottle Rocket War
Ah, the fun of the holidays during the best season of the year... We love our Fourth of July dearly. The emancipation of our country was okay, but we are really excited for the barbecue, alcohol overconsumption and near-death experiences with cheaply made explosive devices. It's like the American...
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Episode 036: Flea, Prince Be, and Me!
As more musical fatalities start to pile up in 2016, we have less choice on what music to use because we always pay tribute to fallen greats from our childhoods. So we highlight the most recent one (Prince Be) with what we hope is a fitting eulogy. In this episode, the boys cherry pick the best...
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Episode 035: The Finalest of Fantasies!!!
ELF NEEDS FOOD BADLY!! In this interesting episode, the boys talk about all sorts of current events, denounce Trump and then debate if Johnny Depp has T-Mobile or Verizon. Then, once the dust has cleared, they tackle the topic at hand! What were your favorite RPG console games? We attempt to sort...
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Episode 034: Seven Minutes in Heaven with Megaman!
Spending one month away from a mixing board has managed to coat all of us in a thick blanket of rust, but we are back in action like a sentient Volkswagen Type-1. Sorry for the delays, Superfans, we are still trying to remember how to soundboard. In this episode, we catch you all back up with…
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Episode 033: Carrot Top Sucks and Other Fun Facts About St. Patrick's Day!
We have come forth, finally, in glorious HD audio. No longer will you be subjected to any obnoxious hissing noise from electrical resistance from inside a junky interface made by a well-hated audio product manufacturer, but you will be surrounded by blissful SILENCE! We finally cut the crap, pull...
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Episode 032: An 80's Upbringing Versus Millennial Neckbearding (Pt. 2)
It's the second dusty LP record to the double amazing Episode 031! We continue to berate millennials, continue our undying support for Emperor Trump, and continue going off the rails worse than the Amtrack on a good day. Come for the four minutes dedicated to the topic, stick around to enjoy the...
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Episode 031: An 80's Upbringing Versus Millennial Neckbearding (Pt. 1)
You kids these days, with your Lady GaaaGaaa and your dubstep that sounds like a tape deck being shredded by a garbage disposal... in my day, we didn't have it that easy. We wore Hypercolor shirts and had to mow lawns all summer in hope to one day own a Shipwreck action figure (with kung-fu...
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Episode 030: The Customer Is Always Right, Unless He's Got Dysentary
We are ridin' dirty with the Sons Of Urethra (our motorcycle gang) this week! Actually, we have the most fun with a Behringer interface in the history of mankind, but don't let our technical (non) prowess dissuade you from listening to our TALES OF RETAIL CUSTOMER SERVICE! There's muggings,...
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Episode 029: Deez Nutz Will Never Be President!
We have sat down and done all kinds of Venn Diagrams and other scientific-style graphs, and have proven once and for all that Peyton Manning is definitively part of the Illuminati. All the evidence is iron-clad proof, and he is using mind control through Papa John's pizza and Budweiser. Okay…
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Episode 028: In the Bone Zone at the Beastival 3!
Love is in the air in this episode, as we recorded it on Valentine's Eve! Well, not really. We tried really hard to line up interviews to conduct with local Denver artists, but we failed miserably at recruiting victims. So we took several takes of fun conversations that were attempted over the...
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Episode 027: Bacteria Can't Build Satellites!
The boys are back with a sub-standard recording setup to mourn the impacting loss of David Bowie. After they belt out a few bars of his top hits, the mood improves and the boys pick right back up and continue saying idiotic things. Middle Age Middle School critiques a touring Michael Jackson…
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Episode 026: Kitt Fister and Connie Lingus Sign Up To Fight In The Star War!
And now the holidays have finally passed us by, but not without a few casualties. Teh Ben ended up being violently ill for the better part of a week because some filthy jagoff in the theater was unable to wash his hands after taking a crap. So, we are back with a new season, but are we better?…
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Episode 025: 24 Bad Ideas In Marketing
Happy Christmas Eve to all of our SUPERFANS! Santa was up on the rooftop of the house installing a HD video camera pointed at that one neighbor's bedroom window for...uh..data recording reasons. While he was fumbling with the wiring, he scraped some reindeer dookie off the bottom of his boots and...
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Episode 024: Sixty Dollar Santa ! (No Lapdance Included)
In the first installment of the Middle Age Middle School Halloween Christmas Special, the boys go through the normal paces of discussing the current week (well, what was current last week) in the NFL and not-so-current events. After both of them chose to visit the Shrek themed Santa display at…
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Episode 023: I Got A Black Eye And My Juicer Stolen On Black Friday
The boys follow up the Middle Age Middle School (non-denominational) Thanksgiving Special with the Middle Age Middle School Black Friday Special! One of them went out to fight against the violent hordes to save three dollars on a one-of-a-kind vegetable steamer, and one of them chose to sit…
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Episode 022: Let Your Dog Cook Dinner, Charlie Brown!
The boys return from an away game just in time to squeak out a new episode before everyone's favorite (drinking) holiday! This episode takes cues from the SadCast format and all topics move lightning quick, but tune in for football predictions, a review of Atom The Amazing Zombie Killer, current...
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Episode 021: The Star War Began At The Beastival!
Sometimes you've just gotta take the show on the road! Middle Age Middle School comes to you this week from the Beastival 2 at the Mile High Comics MEGASTORE! Originally I intended to just record me and Rich screwing around and causing trouble, but the artist community that was involved in this...
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Episode 020: SADCAST 3: Jesus Loves You, But He Loves Double Bass More
Everybody is still either out of town or in Anaheim molesting one of the seven dwarfs, so I had to go into my (mostly) renovated studio to record all by my lonesome. In this SadCast, I tried to bounce around on topics a little more than usual to keep everything like the Love Boat, exciting and…
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Episode 019: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL PART II : Private Eyes Are On Your Privates
Part I of our HALLOWEEN SPECIAL focused on the gaming aspect of getting into the spirit of the fall season, and the second followup episode is focused on the musical aspect of setting the best Halloween tones to your season! Revel in Teh Ben's memories of Mr. Gillum's freaky Pink Floyd scare show...
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Episode 018: Halloween Special Part I! (and Soapbox Rantin')
In this episode, the boys forgot to give the kids Benadryl before hitting the record button, so in advance, we would like to apologize for the drunken Clydesdale race upstairs. We discuss some current trending events and topics that are invading your Facebook feed, and challenge Glen Danzig to a...
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Episode 017: Internet Rage! A Renewable Energy Source We Can All Get Behind!
"Hey Doc... This is heavy!" The boys of your favorite school sit down and discuss the current trending topics that are invoking INTERNET RAGE AND RETRIBUTION across the globe! They take turns dissecting these stories a lot like that time you had to cut up that frog in Life Science class, minus…
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Episode 016: Worst Movies With The Sexiest Pink Wigs
In this episode, we have a conversation with a professional game streamer and longtime friend (Dickie-D), discussing our most favorite worst films. Of course we also touch base with the shared past of playing music together and collectively dodging shots from JR's fertile baby bazooka. We talk...
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Episode 015: 2 SadCast, 2 Furious
Oh, solo mio! Once again, I have failed to entice my co-hosts into coming over for a bit to record some audio in my sweet nursery/studio, so I had to go it alone again. I promise that I don't sing in this one, but I play some of the worst music ever recorded and pressed onto CD format. My main...
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Episode 014: Super Bowl Predictions and Cover Song Countdown!
The season is changing, The temperatures are slowly dropping. The smell of sweaty dudes in spandex crashing into each other at full speed wafts gently in the air. The best sporting season is once again upon us, and in celebration, we chose the victor of this coming years' Superbowl like true...
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Episode 013: Po-Po-POTpurri and Potent Potables
The boys from the 'school get booted from the normal studio and are forced to record upstairs in a cavernous dining room, next to the World's Loudest Refrigerator. In this extremely drunken episode, they hit on all sorts of strange current topics, which are rendered completely irrelevant when...
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Episode 012: Part DEUX of Least-Worst Gigs
Oui, Oui! The boys delve deeply back into fond memories from touring and gigging around town the last two decades, using samples from a stack of terrible live recordings to put you there with them. Back in the 2000's, we were well known as a band that would get annihilated onstage, start playing...
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Episode 011: The Origin Of The Troll
In this gripping episode, the boys recant the early days of trolling. From being banned from BBS boards, Prodigy, Sierra Online and AOL, these guys go out of their way to annoy everyone and anyone. In between these misty memoirs, they also give a genuine apology to the Behringer company, fudge…
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Episode 010: No Time For Love, Dr. Jones!
It's certainly nice to get another living, breathing human being in the studio again! In this riveting episode of Middle Age Middle School, the boys re-create the pottery scene from Ghost. Just kidding! That would be gross! Instead, they play some creepy clown music, do some dream interpretation...
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A podcast dedicated to keeping the past alive through questionable language, incorrect memories, and excessive T-Pain effects.
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