Midwest Scum

what's your favorite podcast been up to for the last year? spoiler alert: smoking crack and playing Magic the Gathering intro/outro music taken from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio threaten to rip Elliott's fingernails off: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ help Skyler quit crack by tweeting at his personal twitter: https://x.com/elonmusk

Baldur did nothing wrong, Mass Effect 2's Yvonne Strahovski is my dream girl, the Elden Ring moratorium is lifted because Skyler became the Elden Lord, Pizza Hut Playstation Demo Discs, Video Games rocked back in the day - battle passes and cosmetics and the predatory state of video games today is DISGUSTING, VR treadmills, reading books is good, drunk Stoicism, butterfly effect blood debts, Pizza Hut Steam key reselling, fat-ripped but with an 8-pack, adrenochrome, Baldur will not divide us stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro/outro guitar riffs by: White Bat Audio

aliens - are we alone or can we bang them? Barbie + Oppenheimer, timey-wimey AI catfishing, Primer, pushing for a cyborg-ninja Metal Gear Rising future, it's all a circle and we figured it out, NPC streamers vs femboys, aliens are actually hyper intelligent cows, we miss you Overly Attached Girlfriend attach yourself to Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro+outro guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/whitebataudio

we are the number 1 podcast in the world, fund Elliott's nervous breakdown, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Flavor Flav edition, the Kardashian toothbrush scandal, we legit love Taylor Swift, Skyler speedrunning environmental disaster, horror movie chatter, Elliott's pretentious globohomo rant on art, Elon's obsession with the letter X, the time ghost within the zeitgeist, 5k views and she's not even real, we don't need writers or actors to strike for us Elliott's pretentious globohomo instagram: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ intro/outro guitar riffs borrowed from: youtube.com/whitebataudio

i don't wanna be a mental health guy but i'm a mental health guy now, Braveheart movie review, elephant babes, a gratuitous violent Walmart fantasy, Babe: Pig in the City >>> Kangaroo Jack and Snow Dogs and Racing Stripes combined Kit Harrington is a cutiepie, Newgrounds - Everything by Everyone (whether you like it or not), COBRA voted for Hillary, plummeting to the top intro/outro guitar riffs ripped from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

the boys set up to film themselves playing Mario Party 2. just a tease - more to come soon. video editing is difficult, you guys. like really.

researching Canadian Alternative medicine, Skyler doesn't believe in germ theory, the evolution of the podcast, Elliott's blackout karaoke, send us to Japan! outro guitar riff taken from: youtube.com/WhiteBatAudio stalk Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/ we'll get back to video podcasts soon, i promise

the official video podcast for real this time tell your friends and lovers audio hiccups because Elliott is a loud drunk; video is raw as pro wrestling because he doesn't know how to edit videos yet. creep on Elliott's personal insta: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

a return from Gentleman School (and Femboy School respectively), what does the government do with all the hair oil, Zelda hype train baybeeee! Bam Margera's Most Wanted, Khorne frontmanning for Korn (AKA another Warhammer mini discussion) handful of technical errors at the beginning but i'll never apologize hard rebrand coming soon intro/outro guitar riffs by: youtube.com/whitebataudio

Gru-maxxing with Illumination, being a master at rollerblading, we finally talk about the Mario movie (the Princess Peach movie), Skyler is accepting commissions for furry art, Adobe Suite nonsense, deep Midwest Scumbag lore, Winston Churchill, ritualistic suicide, photoshopping X head onto Y body, why aren't you in uniform? Guitar Hero ruined careers, blacking out in Chuck E. Cheese's, deep Five Nights at Freddy's lore, sissy hypno Star Wars, Elliott teases some Warhammer 40k talk intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio email us literally whatever you want: [email protected] DM your boi Elliott: https://www.instagram.com/elzoth_/

decoding the mysteries of Artificial Intelligence, thou shalt booze cruise, chatGPT dude, March Madness fun facts, sandals are the key to being a conqueror, Scum Merch phase one: handthrown mugs, rewriting Preacher, The Black Parade remaster, force your girlfriend to play OS Runescape AI can't reproduce this level of mediocrity intro/outro guitar by: youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Happy St. Patrick's Day, we get Beached then advocate for the Death Stranding, not enough zombies, Tunnel Snakes Rule intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

we're investigative journalists now,  anime stuff, agent orange juice, Scott Bakula, the Playstation EyeToy, undercover furries, war is bad, buy me the Eren Jaeger Fortnite skin intro/outro guitar riffs by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

we're still a show, more Last of Us, crystals are magical rocks and i love them now, ChatGPT and AI memes, the Round-Earth Wikipedia page, Hogwarts Legacy and more Harry Potter talk, Atomic Hearto first impressions, "Mr. Gorbachev, build that wall", Pizza Hut salads suck late upload because Elliott got hella sick - coincidence? or cosmic retaliation for his opinion on a wizard game?

The Midwest Scumbags take a step into the gaming world. Video footie of Valheim gameplay, with live commentary. That's right, video podcasting video games. We're evolving.

a very special in-studio extravaganza. probably the show's peak tbh

what do you do when you run out of cat food in the apocalypse, enamel is made up, enough rizz to get some mascara, eat grass, dinosaurs, the first couple episodes of The Last of Us, scathing criticism of critics guitar riffs borrowed from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Two Broke Girls but we're guys, Death Stranding is a lot of reading, chillin in the gooncave, the Annunaki, all the billionaire famous dudes have boring names, James Cameron experienced an Eldritch horror, Sam Dankman Weed, party rockers are in the house tonight guitar riffs in the intro/outro from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

3D printing, a more humane option, opposing ideas of fame, strangled to death by a buncha furries, video game adaptations inherently suck, lazy-ass writing, we complain some more about the Witcher, Ricky Gervais fights Bixby Billingham III, mental health pro tip: bottle up your emotions A new intro/outro riff stolen from: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio/

memory wipes, redbull flavored coffee, more coof misinformation, a piece of paper worth 50k, Ron Perlman's greatest role, hating on menthol, YMCA shenanigans, Elliott whines about the Witcher, Skyler signs up for a super-soldier program, tall-poppy something happy new year, loser. as always, a faithful and incredible music producer that i steal music from for the intros and outros : https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

the holiday solstice, the geopolitical landscape of magic people, Abraham Linkin Park, my My Immortal, copying R.L. Stine intro stolen song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkFLTfID_o intro/outro guitar riff: https://whitebataudio.com/ if you're reading this, ily

hot new gear, Denny's business center, the crowning of some Midwest Queens, smol turtle house, unironically loving vtubers, a double-date invitation to Gawr Gura please subscribe: https://twitter.com/gawrgura intro/outro riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

winter is coming, febreeze is life febreeze is love, the daily gimp workplace, The Game Awards kinda, the Xenoblade 3 OST deserves love, you should be watching JoJo, recorders suck intro/outro guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

pour yourself a glass of faygo, phoning in Mario VA, Poké problems, 30 Seconds to Morb, ICP's Tilt-a-Whirl destroys a friendship, steelbook editions that i would never regret buying, pitching a new Star Wars video game, and much more maybe? guitar intro/outro riffs by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio/

business school basics, idk just listen to it idc Happy Thanksgiving, we'll be back next week, i love you bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

Overwatch rule34, juicing up and doing shower pull-ups, calling children the R word, alum, we're eating dessert first, take a shot every time we say the word "gaping", why Widowmaker is the perfect woman, haunted cars, gaze into your heart's desires, cyber landline relations, Mommy Professor Sada bg guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

millennium shenanigans, Harambe revisited, Psychology 101 summarized,  lucid sleep paralysis, the rockstar lifestyle, juniper oil healing, Labyrinth paradox riddles, D.A.R.E. essays, gatorade fountains, Clifford with rabies, don't keep wild animals as pets stole Aria of the Soul from the Persona soundtrack, i did not make it bg riff by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott is not an accomplished writer, celebrating Jenkem January, Vtuber para-social relationships, Overwatch toxicity (of our city), whales in Wales, cashing out by any means necessary - by that i mean selling feet pics bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

the spooktacular Halloween episode, RIP Clippy, the physics of anime tiddies, Persona 5 Royal (with cheese), the holy tabernacle, a deep philosophical/existential discussion on the Great Lie, a freight train comin' your way, a Japanese psyOp, Elliott's mind is blown beyond his mortal comprehension because of Skyler's relentless pursuit of undeniable existential truth

the mafia, Billionaires on Mars, the mafia, trench coats, Divinity OS2, the mafia, yellow uranium Cake Boss bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

being a Renaissance Man, It's a me - Chris Pratt, PSA eh, cult of Coca-Cola, basic Reaganomics, Wolverine Jesus background guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

falling from the sky to fix Shinji, metaphysics and Indra's Net, Dutch angles, Inception but football, ScumCoin, living on the edge, cyberpunk hookhands, call me Doc Ock, a fitness challenge bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

wasps, cornfield trauma, time-travel paradox isekai, deep conversation of Black Summoner, it's always Peter Parker except when it's not, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, make us more smarter, sucking dick for heroin, vigilante justice and Dredd-style policing, ladies' bathrooms, we love China and politics and current events, playing CoD with the UAE while speaking Californian, experience high tide bg music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

definitely 100% recorded in 2020, epstein, knives - both out and in, long-form tiktok, a fair exchange, Mr. Coffee IRL, House of the Legend of Dragoon vs Rings of the 48 Laws of Power, uninformed opinions on a recent global pandemic. for real, there's a discord server: https://discord.gg/GAmee54F no bg music - do your own search of "instrumental royalty-free music"

Skyler and Elliott get merc'ed, dastardly mustache grooming, Scum.tv, Hobbit feet slapping noises, limited release Teddie Nikes, two specific impregnation arcs, Scumbag Beyond BG music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/SerpentSoundStudios

Edgar Allan Poe would be spinning in his early grave if he heard the nonsense Skyler and Elliott say about him in this episode, 9/11 again, Xenoblade 3, JoJo, apply to be my goth gf we have a Discord server: https://discord.gg/836kV24D background music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott drops bussy pics, the limits of weeb, Willem Dafoe hanging dong, Stoicism and Rome, DNA test results, TMNT fights GI Joe over whom loves He-Man more, Kevin Smith turns me into a walrus, the Season Finale of Truth Island! darksynth tracks by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

a siege on Conspiracy Outpost: Osculum Infame, Wheaties-flesh, added sugars, Black Swan, bringing back blimp travel, I love you Brett Cooper darksynth background music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

Kirby's Persona, memento mori, Metallica (Lars Ulrich did 911), step-daddy issues, why journaling is cool, Hinata cosplayers - plz slide in my dms a quay is a wharf btw, Mr. Worf

legit trigger warning: we use the r*pe word like 30 times more anime, NieR: Automata, skelly bois, SVU, Water-T does a Fortnite dance in Minecraft, and life grindmaxxing intro guitar by: @WhiteBatAudio

the beginning of Arc 3 where we speak nothing but the truth

you think you can kill a god? what a grand and intoxicating innocence.. ai voice clips by: https://15.ai/ guitar track by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

pack up your tripp pants, we in a heat advisory

can someone build a rollercoaster inside an art museum please? guitar track by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

featuring Donte from DmC

our graffiti tag is in progress btw

9/10 herpetologists agree this podcast is tolerable

it's like National Treasure, but birthday cake

this entire episode is about Metal Gear Solid happy April 30th, Jack

we talk about tides and stuff, whatever the funny stuff is at the end