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Militant Affection: A Dark Comedy

by Matt Miller

A podcast where I (and friends) make fun of traumatic events in our own lives and around the world! We got jokes for days!

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  1. 15. Matt Miller Real Podcast - SS RIs

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about comedy SSRIs and other stuff! Instagram/Twitter/Facebook: @MattMillerReal www.mattmillercomedy.com #funny #MattMiller #comedy

  2. 14. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Acceptable Humor

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about comedy competitions and other stuff! Instagram/Twitter/Facebook: @MattMillerReal www.mattmillercomedy.com #funny #MattMiller #comedy

  3. 13. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Comedy Competitions

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about comedy competitions and other stuff! Instagram/Twitter/Facebook: @MattMillerReal www.mattmillercomedy.com #funny #MattMiller #comedy

  4. 12. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Pinky Winky

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about my pinky. Instagram/Twitter/Facebook: @MattMillerReal www.mattmillercomedy.com #funny #MattMiller #comedy

  5. 11. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Dedicated To My Dad

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Hot Dogs - My Dad passing away - Being in hospital - Death - Getting High - Life Support - Donuts - Jewish Poem - Excommunication - Therapy - Emotions - Gaslighting - Family...

  6. 10. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Status

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Status - Gaining Status - White Van - Sleepy Talk - Being Healthy - Bombs - Bombing the ocean - Technology - Prime - Friends - Weight Loss Journey - Being Sleepy - Trans…

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  7. 9. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Training Your Kids In Smut

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Talking in public - American Beauty - Movies - No Influencers - Training your kids in smut - Saying wrong thing - Street Content - Endless entities - Pigeons - MMRP on the...

  8. 8. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Gun's Shoot

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! There's additional episodes there! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Smoking - Trees - Lumber - Terminator 2 Advertisement - Men in Black 3 - CBS Scene - Cougars - Bus - Sword fights - La croix - Species - Being loud - Fire - Outdoor cats…

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  9. 7. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Lead

    Sign up on Patreon for only $1! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Being outside - Picking up change - Town Carnivals - Roller Coasters - Surveillance - Pointing out things around me - Limited time - Lead - Fast Food during COVID - Youtube during COVID - Trash - Mushrooms on...

  10. 6. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Zombifying

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: -Congratulations Maimi Heat -Oysters -New Orleans -Murder -Craps -Booze -Weed - Haitian zombifying - Tired from partying - Slaves to the System - My logo - Rote learning - Test Taking - Fake Covid Remedies - Fargo Gold - Dogs - Crimes - Theft…

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  11. 5. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Human Animal Hybrids

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about: - Innovation - Chili Nuts - Peanut Allergy - Green Screen - How To Put On Pants - Editing dicks - Hyenas and Hippos - Ghostriding the whip - Guys writing to hot ladies on the internet - Buffalo Nuts - Alligator Meat - Drinking in New Orleans…

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  12. 4. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Secret Voting

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about - Weed Smoking - Munching - Phone Charging - Getting into trouble - Going off grid - Animals, People - Therapists - Trusting professionals - Chimpanzees - Grooming - Gorillas - Saving Animals - Endangered Animals - Louis Theroux - Reading -...

  13. 3. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Precrime

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about - Theme song - No drugs - No boredom - Devil’s advocate - Free will - Penalizing bad people - Court of of public opinion - View based economy - Open borders - Fans that only like best sports teams - Papa Roach - Weed addiction - Animals - Meat…

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  14. 2. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Sugar

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about - Dark chocolate peanuts - What are we joking about - Bad boy haircut - What is a podcast - Sharpies - Too much sugar caused dentistry - Robo vacuums - Sound blankets - Corporate life - Heroin - Painkillers - Blacking out - Alcohol…

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  15. 1. Matt Miller Real Podcast - Grapefruit

    https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerComedy I talk about - Militant Affection podcast is over - Podcasting - Don’t watch media - Family Drama - Porn, but I mean masturbating (M v. W) - Grapefruit - Life/Things - Humans - Drawing Swastikas - Drawing stuff into guy’s mouths - Items on desk - Burning...

  16. 195 - Perhaps a Break

    It's not the end, yet.

  17. 194 - Im Drowsier Than A MFer

    Just a little sleepy on this one.

  18. 193 - John Sandwiches

    Yummy sandwiches are so tasty!

  19. 192 - John Stairhall

    Warning: Stabbing language.

  20. 191 - You Snooze You Lose

    Another epic story.

  21. 190 - Rihanna Has A Procrastination Problem

    Story Time RULES!

  22. 189 - Mr. Woodbury and His Balls

    This one's a little messy. But it gets the job done. Thank you for the support.

  23. 188 - CalcYUM

    This one is a gamble. IF YOU DARE.

  24. 187 - The Great Apple Wagon Journey

    Apples are my favorite fruit.

  25. 186 - The Secret of the Green Sky

    Secrets.

  26. 185 - The Red Bone Mystery

    I'm just gonna tell stories now.

  27. 184 - We Could Lose It All

    I almost quit.

  28. 183 - Sleepy Podcast Host Character

    Late night recording. Have fun, you.

  29. 182 - Y'all like tik tok?

    Follow: @mattmillerreal / @unwholesomecomedy

  30. 181 - I Get Everything Right This Time

    Vaccines, Immigrants, Mermaids, and MORE!

  31. 180 - Cuck Uh

    C'mon guys. What else are you doing? Just listen.

  32. 179 - Oh Canada, You Are Silly

    I talk Las Vegas and Free Speech.

  33. 178 - Summer Bummer *ummer

    Please enjoy.

  34. 177 - Leave and Comeback

    This is a smooth episode.

  35. 176 - How You Like Me

    Part of the episode: I'm tired. Other part of the episode: I'm very tired. Whole episode: great.

  36. 175 - Satire Propaganda USA China

    I don't believe anything that I've said on this podcast. Maybe.

  37. 174 - Jail for Internet Meanies

    Weapons will protect your feelings.

  38. 173 - This is a Podcast Episode

    The EP may be late, but

  39. 172 - Football is BACK BABY

    Patreon is $1! https://www.patreon.com/MattMillerReal

  40. 171 - The Minnesota Twins

    Just Twins stuff really.

  41. 170 - BBQs, Friends, Chatting, Scheming

    What a time it's been.

  42. 169 - Abortion

    Whoops!

  43. 168 - God Knows Your Secrets

    I talk about fat stuff.

  44. 167 - Cool Factory Ultra X

    I talk petting and the movie "Vortex." I also talk some college stuff. I also talk some other stuff.

  45. 166 - A Nice Pair of Shades, Pt. 2

    We all know at this point.

  46. 165 - What Do You Think About This One?

    I'm chewing gum, NOW. AFTER the podcast.

  47. 164 - Covid, Ukraine, Abortion, and Other Keywords

    I don't think I talk about anything in the title of this episode. I mean I MIGHT, but I don't remember. https://patreon.com/mattmillerreal

  48. 163 - Can You Hand Me a Nice Pair of Shades?

    Now, THIS. This is the one.

  49. 162 - If I'm Not Helping, I'm Hurting

    This is the one.

  50. 161 - I'm like SO Sleepy

    I'm a little tired.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A podcast where I (and friends) make fun of traumatic events in our own lives and around the world! We got jokes for days!

HOSTED BY

Matt Miller

CATEGORIES

comedy

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A podcast where I (and friends) make fun of traumatic events in our own lives and around the world! We got jokes for days!

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