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Milk and Screams
by Kyle Jagielski and Jacob Smith
Two dummies share a podcast where they talk about their lives, their views, and things that just make them chuckle. New episodes every Sunday!
Episodes
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Ep. 43: We're Back! Red Rising!
After 4 long years, Jacob and I have made it back to the booth (my kitchen table). We very briefly talk about where we've been (nowhere) and quickly talk about the Red Rising trilogy. Obvious spoiler warnings for this, as we dive into everything Darrow got up to, the betrayals, the best moments,...
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Ep. 42: The Karen Threshold
I'm sure everyone is always tired of hearing about the Karens of the world, so we thought we'd switch it up and involve ourselves. How much would it take to pull us to the other side? What vast amount of things would need to be going wrong for us to begin to transform into the creature we all…
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Ep. 41: Please Don't Try Waffle Stomping
There is a site that haunts the internet called urban dictionary. This site has some of the most bizarre phrases for occurrences that you would assume never even happen in the first place. Kyle recently learned of a new one, and it in fact does happen and even has historical roots…
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Ep. 40: Nicknames and the fall of HBO
Most people grew up with some nickname or another (for better or worse). Today we're talking about the nicknames we've had over the years as well as a new one Kyle has recently picked up at work. We also talk about whatever the fudge it is HBO is doing to slowly hemorrhage themselves of money and...
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Ep. 39: Fortnite is Back
So we're a little sorry about this, but this episode is a lot of Fortnite talk. For some reason, we've both been playing quite a bit and we wanted to talk about it. If that's not your thing, we totally get it, but give it a listen just cuz you like us. We also talk about how Disney operates so...
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Ep. 38: The Chair That Broke The Internet
Listen. Chairs are nice. They do a very simple job and they do it pretty well. They have never done it SO well that they should cost more than a down payment on a car (a really crap car, but still). We talk about the restock of the Valkyrae chair and what changes we would make to warrant such a...
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Ep. 37: The End of an Era
Well it's been a while, but we're back, and we're coming at you from apartment 243 for the very last time. Kyle is moving and the roommate era is officially over. Today we're reminiscing on what life has been like living together for the past two years and wondering what the future has for the…
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Ep. 36: Should We Get Rid of All Our Stuff? (Minimalism)
Hello we're back and we have reasons but we're not getting in to them here. We're talking about the concept of minimalism. There is definitely such a thing as having too much stuff, but does that mean you should get rid of EVERYTHING nonessential? There's also the case of just simply not being...
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Ep. 35: World Records We Think That We Can Beat
There are a lot of world records, most of them pointless in nature. Eating a lot of food, collecting a bunch of garbage, doing some activity for some amount of time that's way too long. There are always some you come across that seem quite beatable (at least at first glance). Today we're going...
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Ep. 34: Finally a 2022 Episode, But What Took Us So Long?
Well it's been a rollercoaster of a month for the both of us. We get into the specifics of why it took so long to have an episode about entering the new year. It's a bunch of stories involving Covid, kidney stones and a lot of self-reflecting. So we're entering the new year optimistic and ready…
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Ep. 33: The Effects of Being Sheltered
Growing up in Christian households, we were both quite sheltered. Christian music only, PG movies, no Harry Potter, the whole shebang (more or less). So what happened afterward? How much did we have to find? How much time did we spend learning about all the things we missed out on so that we…
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Ep. 32: It's Been A Year
The podcast is officially a full year old! We don't have anything super special planned, but it's fun to at least acknowledge a milestone like this. We get on the subject of memory and how it's a fickle thing, and we spend way too long remembering who taught us in high school, so you can skip all...
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Ep. 31: The Stories of Halloweens Past
Spooky season ends today folks! Get into your costumes, grab a bucket of candy and relax while we talk about what Halloween has always been to us. There are stories, ideas we never got to fulfill, a rant on all the people that think people are trying to drug their children: we got it all! So have...
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Ep. 30: A Marriage Conversation From 2 Single Idiots
Before you get excited, neither one of us is getting married. Or is even remotely close to a step that resembles anything close to it. But, two of Kyle's best friends just got engaged and it got us thinking about marriage. Jacob doesn't want kids, so does he want to get married? Kyle absolutely...
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Ep. 29: Inventions That Will Shape The Future
Okay, we lied with the title a little bit, but you never know! Today we're talking about invention ideas we've had throughout our lives that we think would be big hitters or are at least necessary if nothing else. Combined, we have 1.5 brains and we think that's enough to come up with some good...
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Ep. 28: The Correct Way to Fight
People always talk about what they would do if someone got in their way, or if they had another chance to have the argument how they would use their fists to get the point across. But no one has ever perfected the art of what to do after a fight? If you've knocked them out cold, do you just…
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Ep. 27: Looking Back Through History
If you don't know us that well, it's time you knew the truth. We both LOVE history. History is fascinating, there's always something to learn, and most importantly, knowing things makes you seem all smart and stuff. So we figured we'd go through some interesting times we love through history...
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Ep. 26: How Can We Improve The Olympics?
Are you looking for positive change in the Olympic Games? Inclusivity to more sports? Well this isn't exactly the right place to make those changes, but by golly we talk about it. Today we're going through all the sports that take place in the Olympics - winter or summer - and determining which...
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Ep. 25: Will Robots Replace Us All?
For years, the looming question hanging over many jobs has been "Will I one day get replaced by a robot?". The answer might be yes for many jobs, so what does that mean for people in that line of work? Are there fall backs that they can rely on, or are they just out of luck? Is that fair? What...
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Ep. 24: What's Funny To Us?
Comedy is versatile, it has a universal reach, and it's different to everybody. But just how different is it between Jacob and Kyle? They share very similar comedic senses, but there are some things the other finds extremely funny that the other doesn't understand at all? Why? We don't really…
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Ep. 23: What To Do After Death
This is not to assume you have choices of your own to make in the afterlife. This is about what we should and/or could do with our bodies after we're gone. There are a LOT of different things around the world that are done, and we're looking for the coolest one, or maybe we have even better ideas...
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Ep. 22: How Gullible Are We?
At this point it's no secret that we are two very different people in a lot of ways. One of those ways is our respective levels of gullibility and how that has influenced us. To what lengths will we believe somebody? Do we trust ourselves more than others or vice versa? And the big question, is...
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Ep. 21: Our Lives in Transition
Kyle graduated with his bachelor's today! He's fully vaxxed! Big changes are coming and they're coming fast. In light of that, we're gonna be talking about what we're excited for once the world gets back to normal, but the main event will be talking about periods in our lives where we've...
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Ep. 20: European Excursions Pt. 2 - Jacob Goes to France
We are both officially half vaxxed (is that how you spell it?)! That means more reminiscing on trips past in celebration of future trips. This week, we talk about Jacob's 2 week experience in France. Paris, French islands, The Louvre, the beaches of Normandy and so much more! So if you've ever...
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Ep. 19: European Excursions Pt.1 - Kyle Goes to Germany
We're getting closer and closer to life being back to normal and putting Covid behind us. And part of the normal we'll be getting back is the ability to travel. So we thought it'd be great to tell stories and reminisce on the times we both separately went to Europe in the summer of 2019. Today's...
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Ep. 18: Movie Remakes and Sequels We Need Pronto
There are PLENTY of movies that were done very poorly. There are also plenty of movies that were done really well. Do movies of both of these standards deserve a reboot? A sequel? Maybe! We each have a list of movies that we think could do well with being remade or given a sequel, making the…
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Ep. 17: Do Generations Really Exist?
You might associate yourself with Gen Z, millennials, or any other generation. But is there really any benefit in doing so? And better yet, do those generations exist in the first place? We're going to be talking about why these generational labels exist and whether they hold any weight to them....
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Ep. 16: When Should You Apologize?
It's safe to say that sometimes, apologies just feel meaningless and ingenuine. That's because that's often the case. Today we talk about what an apology should be, what purpose it's supposed to serve, and when it might be necessary (generally speaking). We also go through some examples where...
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Ep. 15: Injuries and NFTs
It's impossible to count the amount of times we've been injured. Some of it makes total sense, but some of our injuries are just the most bizarre or idiotic ways to get injured that it's actually a little embarrassing. But aside from that, we need to talk about NFTs. If you don't know what these...
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Ep. 14: The Impact and Influence of Musical Theatre
Everybody has at least a couple of music genres that they just don't listen to. For a lot of people, musicals fall into that category. For us, musicals are one of our favorite music categories, if not our favorite. And not just for the music, either. Sure Disney has some bangers, but the…
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Ep. 13: The Best Fictional Worlds To Be A Part Of
Fiction is one of the greatest things mankind has ever invented. It all comes from the imagination of at least one person, and sometimes they grow into world renowned phenomena or have a huge fan following. In today's episode, we're talking about some of the best fictional worlds that exist and…
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Ep. 12: Relationship Talk From 2 Guys Who Know Nothing
Happy Valentine's Day to all you love birds, and Happy Singles Awareness day to all you people like us. Single. Whether you're in a relationship, labeled or unlabeled, or you're a single pringle ready to mingle, you most likely have thoughts on what it's like to be in a relationship....
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Ep. 11: Remember Balloon Boy?
Apparently, in 2009, a boy had (allegedly) accidentally flown away in a weather balloon. Kyle doesn't remember it at all, but Jacob does. It was huge news, and the world watched. Many believe it to be a setup for publicity, but maybe that's not the case. We dive into the details and Kyle forms an...
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Ep. 10: Animals Are Great Until You Have To Fight One
Animals are fantastic, beautiful creatures (mostly) and anyone who just has a disdain toward animals should have all the labels removed from the cans in their pantry as punishment. That being said, if an animal's sole objective was to fight and destroy you, and your sole objective was the same in...
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Ep. 9: Are We Too Nice?
We've all heard "nice guys finish last" or other mantras with the same meaning. While there may not be much truth to it, it still begs the question of how nice is too nice? Is there such a thing as too nice, and do we fall into that category? We're going to be exploring some deep parts of both of...
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Ep. 8: Hecking Swear Words
If you're anything like Kyle, you don't ever swear and that's how it's always been. If you're anything like Jacob, swearing is a part of your natural vocabulary and you really don't think anything of it. In today's episode, we're looking at the history of expletives and how they came to be the...
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Ep. 7: Who Believes Conspiracy Theories?
There aren't many things more confusing than the creation of a conspiracy theory. They come out of nowhere and suddenly have a large and dedicated following. Kyle did some research to try to find out what kinds of people these followings consist of. On top of that, we talk about some conspiracies...
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Ep. 6: 2020 In Review
The last episode of 2020 is upon us. We are so grateful for everyone who's been listening and will continue to do so in the new year. Today, we're just talking about what happened to us or to the world in 2020. We want to forget a lot of what happened, but some big changes happened that should...
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Ep. 5: All Things Christmas
There are so many Christmas movies, it can be impossible to have an order of favorites. Unless you're us. We're here to tell you what our top 5 Christmas movies of all time are. Not only that, but we're looking back on Christmases past and thinking about some of the best or most influential gifts...
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Ep. 4: Dreamworks vs. Pixar
What better way to start an episode in 2020 than with a COVID story? Kyle tells the tale of the COVID wedding as an appetizer for the main course: Dreamworks and Pixar. Witness Kyle's rage at Jacob's opinions and see who we deem the overall animation champion.
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Ep. 3: What Came First, The Bunny Or The Egg?
Thanksgiving has passed, and Christmas is upon us! We end November with a quick November Nuance session, and then we dive in to questions that seemingly don't have answers. If anyone can answer them, it's not us, but we can try our best.
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Ep. 2: Would We Be Dictators If We Could?
Would we steal Hitler's wallet? Should children be monitored on the internet? And what's the deal with barbershops? We answer these questions and more in today's episode.
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Ep. 1: Welcome to Milk and Screams
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Two dummies share a podcast where they talk about their lives, their views, and things that just make them chuckle. New episodes every Sunday!
HOSTED BY
Kyle Jagielski and Jacob Smith
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