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Milk

by Telestream.TV

Max and Lanno challenge themselves to talk about whatever topic comes up in a game of word association.

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Episodes

  1. #68 - Daisy

    Blooming hell, what is going in here! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  2. #67 - Marriage

    Special Milk Episode from the Vault - Marriage and the happily never after Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  3. Off Milk - Oppenheimer (2023)

    Max is become destroyer of podcasts. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  4. #66 - Good Thanks

    Like a freshly ironed pair of your favourite underpants, comfort and support can be found... not in this episode obviously, but somewhere.. if you ask around ! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts...

  5. #65 - Buffoonary

    Yet again Lanno drops another ridiculous word. Will they make it through to a happy ending where they will love you to the Buffoon and Back ? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  6. #64 - CGI

    In this weeks episode, nothing is as it seems ! Sit back and prepare for some Colon Generated Information... Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  7. Off Milk - Indianna Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)

    Hold on to your hat, as we wip you into line. The Crusaders Max and Lanno, discuss the raiders of the Lucas/Speilberg Tem *This intro has been terminated by Lanno due to Max ... All you need to know is that "and then THIS happened because REASONS !" 56 minute patreon version Includes spoilers and...

  8. #63 - Dinner

    Are you hungry for a serving of Milk, well this two course serving with have you both satisfied and wanting seconds at the same time. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  9. #62 - Fish

    The idiots are back with an episode you should really catch.. Hook in and if you concentrate you'll connect to the topic until you really fill-et .... badoom tish ! or is that Fish?? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  10. #61 - Phart

    Who said the MILK lads never follow through on anything!!?? A classy episode to be sure... Pop it on and let it envelop you ! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  11. #60 - Kangaroo

    WOW !! It's Season 6 ! Listen in to the debut episode of this New Season as we are joined by friends Lexie and Theo in a completely seperate recording session to the last one... Hop on in. *Yes Lanno stole Max's joke from the episode* Find Us Online Facebook Group:...

  12. It's Like a Q&A - More or Lex

    We've invited our Facebook Poll Madame and she in turn invited her spiritual advisor to sit down with us and ask as many questions they could think of about this last or any season.. Answers abound! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  13. Off Milk - The Whale (2022)

    Max and Lanno have a whale of a time as they review the academy award winning performance. I'm sure Lanno will come up with something better than that... Orca maybe not. "Max... this is abysmal !" - Lanno Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  14. #59 - Milk - not-recently | Feat. Facts Schmacts

    The Milk Episode - It finally happened! Facts Schmacts: https://www.factsschmacts.com Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  15. Off Milk - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - Bonus

    Luke Maxwalker and Lanno Calrisian continue to blue-milk what they can from Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. May the review be with you. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  16. #57 - Max

    I'm not writing this one. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  17. #56 - Dimension

    Sit back, relax and let us take your dimensions... no...wait..that's not right !! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  18. #55 - Magazine

    Extra extra, Read all about it ! What new challenge of distraction can the morons overcome yet again ? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  19. #54 - Sulphur

    Episodes this good are few and fart between! Whether you're new to Milk or just sharting out, whomsoever smelt it dealt it. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  20. #58 April Fools Special

    What's better than the two Milk FOOLS doing their idiotic things ? Two Milk Fools doing their thing on April 1st ! Something has come over Max and Lanno and no one wants to mention it ! The Fact or Schmact is, this episode is so distracting no one seems to know who's underpants are where and how...

  21. #53 - Bradshaw

    If you can't quite pin down the theme for this distraction episode, don't worry, the two idiots don't seem to have a clue either! The accompanying video has an impressive Frame rate although their distracted waffling may drive you spare! Link to the Video of this episode is below.. Find Us Online...

  22. DISTRACTED - Soft Drink

    When you get soooo distracted, you don 't even record an episode ! Full Method Acting this week folks! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/group... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telest... Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1Minut... Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  23. #52 - Anchovies

    There's something off about this episode... Is it a Pizza rubbish? Is there any topping this one??? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  24. #51 - Banana

    Is that a banana in your pants or.... wait..where ARE my pants? How distracting is playing pool and recording MILK? Listen in and find out! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  25. #50 - Read

    Distractions.... Episode 1 of the Season that is all about being.... Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  26. #49 - None

    Too much cruising can be a bad habit... It is the finale' episode of the season so join the two morons as they discuss ummm... nothing...? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/group... Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telest... Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1Minut... Web:...

  27. Off Milk - Under Seige (1992)

    It's almost the end of Cruise Season and time for our final themed Off Milk! Let's be upfront about it, some might say this is the icing on the cake but this Off Milk is informative, intelligent, considered and Miss July... Find Us Online Facebook Group:...

  28. #48 Bed

    It's nearing the end of the Season and the boys are still on the Cruise! This Episode comes to you from their room. Will we we hear from Roger the Cabin Boy? What exactly is going on next door?? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  29. #47 Books

    Max and Lanno book themselves on another cruise. Discussing plot holes, and leave with the idea to turn the page and start a new chapter of Milk. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  30. Off Milk - Waterworld (1995)

    It's time for a watery themed Off Milk ! Kevin Costner, The Triple Horn, Dennis Hopper and blink & you'll miss him, Jack Black. Should you watch it? Listen in and find out. Find Us Online: Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  31. #46 Bow

    Max and Lanno take a bow, and tie it off in a bow and turn hard starbord on this cruisy episode. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web: https://www.milkthepodcast.com

  32. #45 Looks-Like-It

    Is this possibly the best Episode of MILK ever? Is this the most fun these two fools have had so far? Will you mouth or say out loud "What the actual F...." ? LOOKS LIKE IT !! BTW: Yes, this was recorded in the nightclub of a cruiseship! Find Us Online Facebook Group:...

  33. #44 Show

    Is this episode a Shower..or a grower? A little wet behind the ears, Max and Lanno re-live old school memories and decide we must go on !! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  34. #43.1 Maché

    Still cruisin'! The boys are by the pool not being distracted and travelling the world metaphorically... while trying to stay on topic.. This is quite a pickle! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts...

  35. #43.0 Rules

    Rules! As stupidly promised in one of the earliest episodes... A special Christmas episode where Max and Lanno follow Rule #1 by not preparing anything. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  36. Off Milk - Die Hard

    It's a jolly old time as the Milk Lads revisit a Christmas Fave..Die Hard! Do you agree with their takes? Merry all the Ho'ing you fine Milkers! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  37. #42 Sporadically

    Can Cruise-Masters Max & Lanno keep it up for 20 minutes? Enjoy as they occasionally rain down the goods in this instalment of'The Cruise Season" Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  38. #41 At-the-Oasis

    "At the Oasis...Send your camel to Bed..." These are wise words indeed! Max and Lanno are yet again Ship-faced on Milk. Can they possibly talk about this topic for 20 minutes? Listen and find out.. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  39. #40 Telephone

    What a load of Ship ! From somewhere on the Pacific Ocean, Max and Lanno cruise through the first episode of Season 4. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk...

  40. Off Milk - The Kings Man

    Max and Lanno discuss recent Prequel to the Kingmen: The Kings Man. All done in typical off Milk style. Do you agree with them..hell, do THEY agree with themselves!? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon…

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  41. #39 Teeth

    It's the Season 3 Finale! Max and Lanno have pooled together distractions they are filling the episode with . Brace yourself for the eventual decay of them both! Will they be brushed aside or show wisdom and escape by the skin of their teeth.. Full multi camera video in the Facebook Group! Find…

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  42. #38 Bucket

    Like banging a bucket of water, this may not fulfill you! All other episodes Pail in comparison ! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  43. #37 Believe

    Max Mulder opens the X Files but does Lanno Scully really want to believe? Is the truth really out there? Is this the worst Episode description ever written by Max? Lanno BELIEVES so ! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  44. Off Milk - Star Wars (1977) 45th Anniversary!

    Luke Maxwalker and Lanno Calrisian milk what they can from star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. What bad jokes will be forced? May the review be with you. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

  45. #36 Dick

    Max and Lanno take Richard on an adventure! Turns out they know nuthin! Tune in for Cock and Bull Stories! Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  46. #35 Chicken

    I'm too scared to write anything here. Speaking of chicken.. Are you a Boobs or Bum person? Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  47. #34 Grease

    Hold onto you hair, if you can. Max and Lanno slide downhill fast descending into fiery inferno of fact and falsehoods, phony alliteration and find the origin of the Olympic games. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon:...

  48. #33 Rope

    Arcing ropes ..Max and Lanno get just enough rope to hang themselves but it's knot what it seems. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/1MinuteMilk Web:...

  49. Off Milk - Hercules Returns

    The morons sit down to discuss the potential return of Hercules! Accents applenty and who liked it more? Tune in, sit back and lower your nipples.. Link to the Full Movie on YouTube https://youtu.be/khmJHWa1Wx8 Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/...

  50. #32 Wednesday

    Max and Lanno wake up in a daze and don't know what day it is, how they got here, what to hump and who they may accidentally curse next. Find Us Online Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/2337970599573806/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/telestream_podcasts Twitter:...

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Max and Lanno challenge themselves to talk about whatever topic comes up in a game of word association.

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Max and Lanno challenge themselves to talk about whatever topic comes up in a game of word association.

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