Millennial Excellence

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"Your not ugly it's society who is ugly" - Shrek, 2001

As someone who has hosted thousands of hours of podcasts, I can tell you this one is something special. As someone who has worked in marketing for over a decade, I can tell it takes more than a great caption to get you to listen. And as someone who considers himself "extremely online," I can tell this one's gonna be spicy.

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Can you feel it? Now it's comin' back We can steal it If we bridge this gap I can see you Through the curtains of the waterfall When I lost it Yeah, you held my hand But I tossed it Didn't understand You were waitin' As I dove into the waterfall So say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Can you feel my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Say Geronimo Well, we rushed it Movin' away too fast That we crushed it But it's in the past We can make this leap Through the curtains of the waterfall So say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Can you feel (my love, my love, my love, my love, my love) my love? Bombs away Bombs away Bombs away Well, I'm just a boy With a broken toy All lost and coy (At the curtains of the waterfall) So it's here I stand As a broken man But I've found my friend (At the curtains of the waterfall) Now I'm falling down Through the crashin' sound And you've come around (At the curtains of the waterfall) And you rushed to me And it sets us free So I fall to my knees (At the curtains of the waterfall) So say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo (can you feel my love?) Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Say Geronimo Bombs away (say Geronimo) Bombs away (say Geronimo) Bombs away (say Geronimo) Say Geronimo (can you feel my love?) Make this leap Make this leap Make this leap Make this leap Can you feel my love?

Murder your... ears. Play this ish LOUD. LIQUID DEATH = OUR WATER.

What's your type? My font overfloweth. I wish we were sans comic sans! Just a few of the captions I've been trying out for the COMIC SANS episode of Millennial Excellence. Any tickle your fancy?

If you're wearing Vans right now... you might be alternative. And you're definitely millennial. Vans are adult attire because, well, we're the adults now. Oh, and if you wish we were talking about Converse instead we did that on Patreon.

What has it got in its nasty pocketsess?!?!?! A portable music device? We wants it, we needs it. Must have the podcast. They stole it from us. Sneaky little listeners. Wicked, tricksy, false! Give it to us raw and wriggling!  

*whistles in fluent hipster*

Put your hair in a messy man bun, put on some Millennial Excellence, and handle it. Also don't forget to listen to the async episode.