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Millennial Mamas
by Millennial Mamas
We’re Shelasia and Amanda! A couple of millennial mamas at totally different stages of the game. From toddler tantrums to teen talk, we’re spilling the tea on mom life, internet chaos, mama drama, and everything else in between. Think of it as your weekly moms’ hangout — honest, funny, and just the right amount of unfiltered. Because motherhood doesn’t come with a manual, but it does come with memes.✨
Episodes
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175. The time a big heavy pitchfork was in his truck
Welcome back. Spooky season continues and we've got all kinds of creepy accounts. From teachers getting spooked by students, to nurse hauntings, and all kinds of things in between. Enjoy.
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174. The time blue eyed creatures cause mischief
This week we're back and Amanda is leading the show again. She's brought us all different kinds of ghost stories and tales. From personal experiences to ones found on the internet, you're bound to get chills at least once. No worries though, because as always we've got you covered with the…
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173. The time the kids might miss Trick-or-Treat
This week Amanda is giving us a little history lesson on trick or treat followed by some fun facts/stats and some AITA's. Enjoy!
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172. The time Toy Story was a documentary
Welcome back! This week we've got cricket and jack o latern updates. It turns out Kohl's is the place to be for toddlers these days. We play some Millennial Mamas Would You Rather, then get into a list where the toys come alive at night. We leave you with a creepy short story about the F-word to...
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171. The time dreams get beautifully spooky
Welcome back! It's almost spooky season and you already know we can't wait! This week, we've got mom wins galore. How do you eat your ice cream? Is your goodwill wasteful? What would you do if you were the wife in the carpool story? The mama drama will leave you not trusting grandma. Enjoy!
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170. The time with all the celebriTEA
Welcome back to the list cast lol. But seriously most of the topics are our lovely "lists" from tiktok comment sections. From creative new ways to discipline your children, to Alexa horror stories, all the way to tales of finding out celebrity tea BEFORE it the news broke in the press. It's a fun...
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169. The time the surrogate refused to terminate
Updates include growing more butterflies, fairy parties, and learning the hard way what's actually required to take two kids to the store. What color combo says mermaid to you? Did you know you could grow an actual plant from just menstrual blood and water? Did you know that plants were used for...
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168. The time Beijing RSVP'd for a panda fight
Welcome back! Another late night recording, this time featuring a snoozing baby Evie. The updates are plentiful. There's crying over crusts, camera gate, and lots of trying new things. If your signficant others parent punched you in the face during an argument, would you hit them back? Do you…
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167. The time the Keller fam scammed
This week's major updates are on the sad end of the spectrum. Although Sage did try and like another new food. Does the shape effect the taste of a Reese's? What's the thing he said to you that made you decide to leave? Do you really believe Hellen Keller did all that ish? All this and more on...
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AFTER PODDY: The Thurber House investigation update and other tales
Enjoy this extra episode this week. Amanda updates us all on her ghost hunt and shares some stories of other investigations too.
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166. The time we rode the train to Trumps roast and twinfidelity
Welcome! The title gives you a clue of how random things get this week lol. From changeling postpartum thoughts, all the way to a ghost hunt and moral "dilemma". Enjoy!
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165. The time he wasn't loyal
This week things get a little chippy choppy as a storm keeps interrupting our audio. Enjoy this unplanned late night chit chat session. We talk sleeping with a newborn, the Clancy case, and honestly i can't remember what else in between. I think we ranked tomatoes. Enjoy! Make sure to follow us…
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164. The time we catch up postpartum
This week we're back with all the updates. Shelasia's officially a mother of two and Amanda has been getting her summer on. Enjoy all the tales of labor and delivery, postpartum so far, and all of Amanda's adventures.
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163. That time girls rule the animal world
Buckle up, this week we're bringing you a bunch of animal facts. Bet you didn't know that girls run literally so much of the animal world. Have you ever put any thought into snails? What about worker ferrets? Hippo poop? There's so much covered in today's episode, and then we leave you with a...
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162. That time most of the ex-husbands were A**holes
Welcome back! This week we're bringing you a full hour of AITA scenarios all centered around the topics of ex-husbands. As always there will be some tangents and personal stories sprinkled in. So sit back, relax, and have fun deciding if you agree or not with our verdicts. Make sure you're...
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161. That time we share our top "horror" stories
By now you've probably all seen the "horror stories" trend that was going around on tiktok. While it may only be lives annoyances and stressors, we've got a whole hour jam packed of them for you. Enjoy! Make sure you're following us on tiktok and join the Facebook group.
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160. That time she almost boinked her brother
Welcome back! This week we're skipping our usual antics and just jumping right into a couple wild short stories followed by some AITAs. Enjoy!
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159. That time Mackenzie "couldn't" be a McChicken McMurderer
Welcome back! **SPOILER ALERT** This week we're stepping away from our normal format to bring you a mama drama true crime case that takes place right here in Ohio. We watched the Netflix doc about Mackenzie Shirilla called "The Crash" and we're bringing you the play-by-play, our opinions, and our...
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158. The time hooker penguins exist
Nobody prepares you for the random things you have to teach your small children. We've got a case of FAFO, some black history facts, and a lot of entitlement this week. We end with a pro-choice mama drama. Enjoy.
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157. The time women's intuition proved true
After some updates and mom wins, we get into a little bit of would you rather spooky edition. What would you rather hear at 3AM, a knock at your door or your name being called? Then we get into many testimonies of women's intuition not only ringing true, but often saving lives or making the…
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156. The time mom was trying to smash
Welcome back mamas! Amanda is having a cat girl summer and Shelasia is ready to have this baby! Toddlers say the darnedest things and ask the most unexpected questions. We can agree that 67 is absolutely WAY too many kids for any one person to have, though that didn't seem to stop Valentina....
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155. The time she finessed her fallopian fortitude
This week our updates include pickles and a resurrection. There's a step sister mom... in law? The hard questions get asked like why is there no mouse flavored cat food? Micro feminism stops by and shares several acts of sticking it to the patriarchy. We've got a tinder date story that you…
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154. The time of menstrual plants and arrests
Welcome back! This week we're post baby shower and we've got an extra guest. Andrea joins the chat! We talk being arrested, cop revelations, and putting period blood in your plants. If you could permanently change the price of one item to $1, what item would you choose? Are birthday parties…
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153. The time with the petty formula long game
Welcome back! This week the updates don't lack any chaos. From a double gas leak to cramps galore. We have an update on both the arsenic in candy and the zoo bomb threats. What starts as a chat about whether or not our parents played with us as kids, turns into a bigger conversation about…
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152. The time you can get what we have
Welcome back! This week after the updates and mom wins, there's a bomb threat at the zoo. We hop on the tiktok trend and share some of our top horror stories. Servers misspeak and there's a really bad sister in the mama drama. Enjoy! Follow us on tiktok: @millennialmamaspod and join the facebook...
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AFTER PODDY: Book Chat
We talk: Tell Me What You Did and Too Old For This
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151. The time mom wanted to sleep in their bed
Welcome back! This week we just got to yapping lol. From new chores, to graduation, sneaky cats, so many bugs, and bellybuttons hanging out unwanted. Would you break into a bookstore to finish a book you'd been reading? How do you pronounce Ratatouille? Would you close the door on your MIL's face...
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150. The time arsenic nerds got taken to court
Welcome back! This week we talk: how you handle things when your kid has an accident, a school bus getting hit by a train, and refusing to help your friend pay for her wedding you weren't invited to. When it comes to drama we've got you covered too. From forgetting your baby in the terminal, to...
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149. The time the Hash Slinging Slasher banned weed
HAPPY 4.20!!! Welcome back, after some long winded vacuum updates we've got a weed themed episode in store for you. Amanda teaches us all about the weed prohibition era and we share tales of our first times being high. Enjoy! Follow us on tiktok: @millennialmamspod and join the facebook group to...
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148. The time Bambi's life flashed before our eyes
Welcome back! This week we're coming to you mostly off the dome. We chat about the strangest ringtone, identifying Glinda, solid investments, being taken to court while in active labor, and much more. In this week's mama drama we have a tale of a woman betraying her Mother in Law at a naming...
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148. The time Bambi's life flashed before our eyes
Welcome back! This week we're coming to you mostly off the dome. We chat about the strangest ringtone, identifying Glinda, solid investments, being taken to court while in active labor, and much more. In this week's mama drama we have a tale of a woman betraying her Mother in Law at a naming...
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147. The time zombies fell like dominoes
Welcome back. This week's episode poses many questions. What's your favorite incense scent? Do you like the smell of new car? What about gasoline? Would you raise your husbands affair baby if the mother passed away during birth? Should grown children contribute financially to the household? And…
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146. The time the janitor gave a gift
Welcome back. This week we've got Netflix games, new weed laws, teachers punishing bathroom breaks, and cupcakes being thrown out the window. We leave you with an am i overreacting mama drama that involves the janitor and a gift. Enjoy! Follow us on tiktok:@millennialmamaspod and join the…
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145. The time animals went wild
From Afroman clapping back to animal attacks, advocacy interruption and a tiny lesson in racism we've got you covered on many bases this week. Enjoy! Make sure you're following us on tiktok:@millennialmamaspod and join the facebook group to connect!
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144. The time dolphins kidnapped
Updates include the fact that we had two birthdays, one of them resulting in a new car! The mother of all sleep is thanks to this week's mom win. Do you believe in mermaids? Did you hear about the dolphins who kidnapped that man and made him build an underwater city? What about that lady who...
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143. The time he oloolooed and ran
This week we're welcoming Amanda back from her first trip to Vegas! Can you believe no one warned her about the people on the street? Shelasia read her first romance book and liked it! Has your tiktok search bar gotten creepy lately? What would you do if your cat got called for jury duty? What...
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AFTER PODDY: Lying ladies, Found Footage, & 2 Kid Anxiety
Welcome to our first After Poddy epsiode! We tend to keep chatting for a bit before hanging up after podcast. Often times having such good conversation, we wish we'd have talked about it during the episode. So we decided to hit record again and let the bonus episode flow. After recording episode...
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142. The time Amanda accidentally astral projected
We're talking everything from medication mishaps to hearing babies cough from inside the belly. In honor of Black History Month we give a download on the incredible Ms. Henrietta Lacks and how great her contributions have been to society and the medical field. Why are all great things stolen?…
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141. The time the Cleaning Fairy broke in
This week's updates include a couple falls, and a "new" car. Followed by a really big doula mom win. Have you ever sanitized your baby's formula? If you only had 30 minutes to spend $10,000 inside of 1 store, which store would it be? How would you react if someone broke into your house to clean…
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140. The time she got stabbed into pregnancy
Welcome back! This week we've got a gender reveal AND immaculate conception. So, I'd say it's a pretty well rounded episode. Throw in some Narwhal knowledge, the fact that we are directionally challenged, and some stories of our elementary school days and we've about covered all the bases. We…
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139. The time mama under-reacted
**Technical Difficulties during mama drama cut this week's episode a little short! SORRY!!** Welcome back! This week we're wondering who is over-reacting and who is under-reacting? What foods do you feed a picky toddler? Are tablet parents the new generation of those who believe kids are "meant…
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138. The time her speed dropped
Welcome back mamas to the stress cast! Today's update is a long one that needed to be let off the chest. If there was ever a bad time for your car to break down, it seems like that would definitely be in another state, by yourself, while you're pregnant. So of course that's exactly what happened!...
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137. The time she fixed a bullet hole with a bandaid
Welcome back! After the updates, we get some more of Amanda's wild lore as she shares some more stories with us. Then we've got 3 interesting questions: What household object judges you the most? Who will you haunt when you die? And what do you find suspicious that others don't? The answers are...
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136. The time Amanda bathed with dogs
This week we come to you mostly off the dome. With little to no notes, we just yap to our heart's desire. From moisturizing, to cultural differences, throwing up in the toilet, and entitled "friends" wanting you to get babysitters, the convo is all over the place. It also seems like Millennial…
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135. The time with the Ludicrous Leg Larceny
Welcome back! This week we've got multiple wild topics. From being banned because of your unnecessary emotional support leg, to showing up unexpectedly with 6 kids. Do you know all of your siblings middle names? How did you wake your parents in the middle of the night after a bad dream? Would you...
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134. The time blue lips meant positive tests
Welcome back! This week buckle in because we've got a long one. It's worth it though, because it is exciting! Updates include some very big news *wink wink*. As far as topics go, we get into weird cravings, incredibly vivid dreams, and wonderous childhood whimsy. Mama drama this week involves a...
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133. The time of many Christmas A**holes
Merry Millennial Mamas Monday! Christmas is this week and in honor of the holiday, we have an episode full of Christmas themed AITA"s, elf on the shelf beef, and ice skating resilience. There's a couple unexpected life lessons and presents involved too. Sit back relax and enjoy this…
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132. The time the baby was the demon
Mercury must be in gatorade because we've both been fighting with our daughters. How many times have you threatened to call the cops on your toddler? How many lies have you told your kids just to get through the day? Is $5000 enough for the babysitting gig? Is the demon the baby...or the dog?…
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131. The time frog marriage caused floods
Welcome back! We’re decorated for Christmas and finally feeling better. This week we’ve got disappointing food delivery, new Christmas traditions, and no flat tires. We get our faith restored in the Angel Tree system, and discuss our tv show line-ups from when we were kids. Would you disappear…
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130. The time Children's Services was on 3-way
**Trigger Warning: There are stories of Domestic Violence within this episode** This week we're doing things a little differently. Instead of topics, we spend time getting to know Amanda better. She shares her journey into and through motherhood with no shortage of jaw dropping confessions. As...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
We’re Shelasia and Amanda! A couple of millennial mamas at totally different stages of the game. From toddler tantrums to teen talk, we’re spilling the tea on mom life, internet chaos, mama drama, and everything else in between. Think of it as your weekly moms’ hangout — honest, funny, and just the right amount of unfiltered. Because motherhood doesn’t come with a manual, but it does come with memes.✨
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