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Mind the Gape
by Geep Warhaf and Reece Sisto
Between the two of them, self-proclaimed relational experts Geep and Reece have fucked and dated thousands of men; in Mind the Gape , the two situate the best and worst of those experiences within a variety of topics. Traversing politics, culture, art and more, Geep and Reece use queer sex and intimacy as a probe for touching on everything while grasping almost nothing.
Episodes
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Ep. 27: A Safari Through Transania & KenYAS
This week, Geep's and Reece's Land Cruiser is racing full throttle and ass naked through this bushy jungle safari of an episode. They spot giraffes, monkey(pox), and many other beautiful creators—of the Kama Sutra, of the night— in this absolutely feral—and potentially thematically...
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Ep. 26: Sweatamine
It's getting HOT and Geep and Reec are starting to perspire—in the loins. From clubbing to fucking, from where to when, our hosts tackle everything in the sick and salty world of sweat. Grab your towels and deodorant because sweaty or not, here they come!
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Ep. 25: Proceed with Hair
Geep and Reece are back and better than ever in this first episode of Mind the Gape's sophomore season! Amidst prostrating over their European dalliances and other excuses for Gape en absentia, the two dig their heels and honkers into manscaping and transcaping, hatfishing, bald rights, and all…
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Ep. 24: Foregape Me Not
There was a great opener for this little description but it seems I've... forgotten. Digging deep into the cramped quarters of their minds, Geep and Reece unearth forgotten tales and tails in this episode. Moving from the forgotten to forgetting, our hosts touch on namelessness, unshaven back…
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Ep. 23: Be My Gapentine
Pussies are red, balls are blue, if you're reading this, then Geep and Reece love you! Our hosts couldn't miss the opportunity to celebrate the holiday most germane to their content generation and have celebrated by talking all things sexy and intimate that fall under the arc of Cupid's bow. From...
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Ep. 22: Interior Dickwhore
Splayed over the imagined chaise lounge of their phantasmagoric mid-century modern sex dens, Geep and Reece wax poetic about the most Arch Digest worthy sex they've had to date. From dapper to derelict, our hosts' design-inspired sex stories run the gamut of breeding on furniture and breedable...
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Ep. 21: Under the Semen
Ahoy, gapekeepers! Baked and bronzed after an unforeseen trip to Miami, Geep and Reece plunge deep into the mystic oceans of watersports and other splashy sexcapades to find out who has plundered the biggest booty. Water dries you out, lesbians are topical, and other paradoxes prevail in Mind the...
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Ep. 20: In & Out
Though tardy to the party, Geep and Reece are nonetheless back with their predictions for what's in and what's out for 2022. Unlock your personal tech; toss your leather; yank it; keep your asshole one dilation from passé; and yank it. If you're not sure what any of this means, don't worry—we...
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Ep. 19: Best in Show
In 2021’s final episode of Mind the Gape, hosts Geep and Reece hold Best in Show, announcing their respective best-of’s across the Noah’s Arc of Cock. Winners for each breed lead up to our hosts’ big reveal has to who laid the best pipe in 2021 with Tracey recaps and psychotic side-stories...
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Ep. 18: Welcome to the North Hole
It's the most wonderful time to be queer—Geep's and Reece's Mind the Gape holiday special! It's giving season, that double entente broke their brains, and our hosts are shelling out advice about the best of dating and intimacy in Winter Wonderland. If you're in need of ideas—be they for how to…
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Ep. 17: Whorporate Casual
Welcome to Gape LLC! We’re so excited to have you joining our team and can’t wait to onboard you onto our BIG FAT COCKS!!! First, our hosts Geep and Reece will begin with a training module on how to take dick in the office, leveraging their personal experience as empirical evidence. That will be...
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Ep. 16: Electric Boofaloo
Inspired by a blown fuse in Geep's apartment this past week, literal sparks are flying in this episode as Geep and Reece discuss their most electric sexual encounters. Discussing shockers, electric nipple play, Geep's ex's bizarre fetishization of lightning, and much more, our hosts delve into...
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Ep. 15: Bautumn
Leaves are falling and holes are dilating here in NYC and Geep and Reece are celebrating with a salaciously seasonal episode. Tryptophan conspiracies, horny holiday escapades, and sexy autumnal date ideas fill this episode to the brim of this bobbing-for-apples tank (which is hot!). Dawn your...
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Ep. 14: What's Up, Cock?
Did a gapekeeper call 9-1-1? Because hosts Geep and Reece are heading straight to the ER in this saucily clinical episode. Are we supposed to be fucking ugly people? Is sex with a hospital patient ethical? Would you walk away with a prescription pad from a rendezvous with a sexy ER doc if he...
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Ep. 13: Texas Dildo Massacre
This episode was so scary it took Geep and Reece several days to upload it. In celebration of Halloween, the two gabbed about some of their spookiest sexual encounters. Ghosts haunt the halls and holes... vampires suck our blood and balls... creatures and cunts of the night beware because this...
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Ep. 12: Sexpionage
Shhhhhhhh!!! Keep quiet, as this is Geep's and Reece's most secretive episode yet. Talking cheating, voyeurism, heist play, and more, our hosts hash out if (and how) spying and secrets should make their way into the bedroom. They're still working on a James Bondage/0069 joke for y'all.
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Ep. 11: Whoever Smelt It Dealt It
Following a hiatus all but predictable in today's emotional and motivational economy of austerity, Geep and Reece are finally back with a long, saucy update and everything gassy: Be it interpersonal gaslighting, farting induced by weird aerial shots of orgasm from within some queer's asshole, or...
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Ep. 10: Double Fagittarius
Geep and Reece turn to the stars to answer their biggest questions: What is the meaning of life? Will I ever know true love? Is there a critical number of dick-downs at which prostate cancer is all but guaranteed? Talking about typecasting, our hosts explore how personality identifiers like...
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Ep. 9: GapeTube
Perennially shocked by the ways in which gay men manage to aesthetically debase themselves in the Great Wide Web of Porn, Geep and Reece felt it was time to reflect on screentime—and not the kind your iPhone tracks with insidious and unsolicited precision (the goal is to read others, not...
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Ep. 8: Welcome to Heterosexual Hell
Much like sexuality or desire, this episode was less a choice than an unfortunate reality: Dragged to the second layer by the devils raging within them, our hosts don't just grapple with heterosexuality and its intransigence in their otherwise super-queer lives. From Clinton Hill to Murray Hill,...
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Ep. 7: Twist It, Gape It, Bop It!
Good luck following along as Reece bulldozes through this episode, repeatedly telling on Geep and himself in the process. (The two have agreed to separate narcotics and pod play heretofore.) Moving from the body to the mind, our hosts spend this episode talking about the sex and intimacy games we...
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Ep. 6: Hole Naturale
Preceding Geep's return to Europe, she and Reece brush up on their French in this fantastically frenetic episode, starting with a tête-à-tête about this earth-shattering tweet. Our hosts then rehash their raciest outdoor sexcapades, the crests (and troughs) of the Parisian sex scene, and hole...
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Ep. 5: Gapenomics
Geep and Reece are back to talk supply and demand in this week's lesson on the interrelationship between sex and money—put delicately, the Meat Market. Economics is hard, but they're harder talking about the seductions of sex work, sugar daddies, "money shots," and Warren Buffet's big, beefy...
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Ep. 4: Lo-Fi Hip Hop Beats to Cum To
Framed by bouts of drug-induced mania and thumping bass this Pride weekend, Geep and Reece reflect on music and its place in the bedroom (spoiler: it doesn’t have one). While music leaves our hosts flaccid in the bedroom, this episode is bound to leave you hard. Touching on ribs, threesomes,...
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Ep. 3: NUMTHOTS
From planes to trains and cars to cock, Geep and Reece discuss the various vehicles by which they achieve personal and physical climax. From cruises to cruising, it has never been sexier getting from A to B. Follow Geep (@geepothy), Reece (@sistopolis), and @mindthegapepod on Twitter for stale...
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Ep. 2: RUSH ΓΑΠΕ (RUSH GAPE)
In this episode, Geep and Reece rush a new class of holes and poles for the sexiest new social club on campus. Situating their collegiate experiences in the context of adult queer life, sex stories and anecdotes bleed into nostalgia and reflection on the way university life does/not prepare us…
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Ep. 1: Double, Bubble, Toil & Cock
In this inaugural episode, Geep and Reece recant their most sorcerous sexcapades, including a recent experiment with a friend’s love potion. From sexual dreams to sexual commodification, the duo explores their most magical intimacies, real or imagined. Follow Geep (@geepothy), Reece…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Between the two of them, self-proclaimed relational experts Geep and Reece have fucked and dated thousands of men; in Mind the Gape , the two situate the best and worst of those experiences within a variety of topics. Traversing politics, culture, art and more, Geep and Reece use queer sex and intimacy as a probe for touching on everything while grasping almost nothing.
HOSTED BY
Geep Warhaf and Reece Sisto
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Between the two of them, self-proclaimed relational experts Geep and Reece have fucked and dated thousands of men; in Mind the Gape , the two situate the best and worst of those experiences within a variety of topics. Traversing politics, culture, art and more, Geep and Reece use queer sex and...
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Mind the Gape is created and hosted by Geep Warhaf and Reece Sisto.
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