Episodes
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WORDISBOND TV EP.1 ft. Jake Flores (preview)
Tony has a new show! Check it out! Secreet podcast hand shake SIX SEVEN... nah SIX NINE! Charlie Kirk pack Sports alliegience Poker Listen: Podcast app Spotify watch: Youtube Support: WORDISBOND TV
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#727 Im still transitioning into a White Man. It was delayed because of the Iran & Israel conflict. (preview)
TODAY: We say goodbye to the show with two familiar topics: Conservative Punk Rock and Pancake Magnate Terrence K Williams We finally discover some real conservative punk rock (Fake A.I. song) and determine just how hard it slaps. To wash the taste out of our mouths we cover a new liberal (?)...
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#726 Without millionaires, we wouldn't have capitalism
TODAY: A shocking revelation from the MDC boys that could change the trajectory of our nation PLUS: We celebrate the REAL No KINGS Day with some incomprehensible posts honoring the country of AMERICAN AND: One republican poster questions why millionaires and billionaires make out better under...
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#725 Politics shouldn't be allowed at festivals (preview)
TODAY: The BBC refuses to broadcast Kneecap's Glastonbury set... and instead gets hit with the old "Death to the IDF" by noise rap band Bob Vylan We discuss the band's statements, their music, the Glastonbury festival, and most importantly, what average BBC viewers are saying. Is it antisemtic to...
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#724 New York is done. Only in J*wmerica...
TODAY: We cover Zohran Mandami's Democratic Mayoral primary win and the cascading waves of dissonance it's set off in right wing and centrist circles. Will the right finally start calling all democrats "socialsts" now that a DSA guy has won a primary? Will the right wing's beloved New York City...
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#723 Libertarian is conservative. Have fun being a cuck for Islam w/ Sean KB (preview)
TODAY: Sean of The Antifada podcast and the Independent Labor Club joins us to discuss important current events: Alex and Ani's wedding. Did he like the goats? The eggrolls from our neighbor? Shooting arrows at parade attendees? We get him on the record. ALSO: Going to war with Iran on behalf of...
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UNLOCKED: Though not a fan of trump but I kiss his both hands for making that happen
Originally Aired: January 10th 2020 Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted. I don't remember all of what this episode was about because I was working 14 hour days through covid and the only description I wrote...
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#722 You Don't Mess With The Zohan w/Rax King (preview)
TODAY: We mess with the Zohan by reviewing the bizarre 2008 Adam Sandler comedy following an Israeli super soldier who defects to the US when he tires of "all the fighting going on over there" in order to be a successful American sex criminal and Salon owner. Probably the most bizarre Sandler...
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UNLOCKED: #719 Queer neighborhood? This is supposed to be the melting pot
Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted, and we have a spectacular episode coming this thursday. In the meantime, please enjoy this recent premium episode from earlier in the month. TODAY: A far-right…
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#721 I don't care I'm just racist at this point (preview)
TODAY: Trump V Musk. Who will win? Or is it "Sun Tzu level warfare"? We cover the open conflict between the two high-energy type A alpha males. What did Elon mean by "Trump is in the Epstein files"? What did Trump mean by "Elon is a drug addict"? Could this be a golden opportunity for Democrats…
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#720 Imagine you're stuck in LA today, facing certain death from the Hamas Marxist army
TODAY: Alex details a rough workweek and the strange case of his employer having more volume and business than the shareholders would prefer. Due to overwork grievances and disciplined work methods from drivers, the company was forced to hire an additional 5 full-time drivers. Likewise in…
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#719 Queer neighborhood? This is supposed to be the melting pot (preview)
TODAY: A far-right evangelical ministry stages an anti-LGBTQ protest in the heart of a queer Seattle community, and they are met with thousands of counter-protestors. We take a look at some homemade memes from the hypebeast minister and watch a conservative comment section spin conspiracy…
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#718 I'm white. And racist. But this was staged.
TODAY: A new poll finds that popular ideas are more popular than rebranded Reaganite de-regulation? We dive into the unpopularity of Abundance and try to convince Democrats that it's not about what they want--it's about what will sucessfully lose elections. AND: Staged, badly-acted videos of…
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#717 Epstein did kill himself. I've seen the whole file. He killed himself. (preview)
TODAY: Nintendo fans EXPLODE at the video game company's disrespect: this time advertising a game where you play basketball in a WHEELCHAIR. When will this century of humiliation for gamers end? ALSO: Republicans and Democrats both have rugs pulled out from under them as Trump's plants in the FBI...
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#716 "Israelophobia is out of control. It is the most dangerous bigotry of our times."
TODAY: Alex wins a grievance for management stealing union work, and Tony wins an audible audio track. ALSO: We discuss the assassination of two Israeli diplomats, the outsize coverage their deaths receive from mainstream media vs. the tens of thousands dead in Gaza (including diplomats), and...
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#715 Just James Comey casually calling for my dad to be murdered. (preview)
TODAY: Newsmax pundit Greg Kelley is viciously assaulted by the wet pain on a light post while just chillin'. The light pole was probably an honor student too!! ALSO: The right wing continues their project of operformative hysteria by pretending "86" means to rip... tear... kill... We check out...
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#714 Some folks tink dere's a big, sneaky plan to make white people go poof, gone, finito!
TODAY: Elon Musk's Grok crashes out, trying to reconcile the South African millionaire's obsession with White Genocide with the fact that White Genocide does not exist. Seemingly fighting against instructions to promote the white nationalist conspiracy theory, the AI goes haywire, regurgitating…
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#713 We need nationwide laws that ban these unnecessary deliveries at all hours. (preview)
TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury. The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help?...
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#712 The Epstein videos are our videos technically we paid for them why is she going to censor them?
TODAY: AG Pam Bondi is forced by plucky kid detective James O'Keefe into announcing that the FBI is watching Epstein's child sexual exploitation videos as fast as they can, but that thing from I Love Lucy happened where there was actually so much abuse material that it clogged the investigation...
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#711 I still cant see my children, so I became a Nazi (preview)
TODAY: A jam-packed episode starts with Kanye's newest banger: a song about how his wife made him be a nazi. They're calling it the most divorced track of all time. The formerly talented artist demonstrates with painful clarity the power of the Cuck meme--using the fetish as a title for his new...
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#710 Since when slurs have more consequences than robbery.
TODAY: A brief review of the ILM "Light and Magic" documentary series beginning with plucky model makers and dedicated autodidacts, and ending with Jar Jar Binks contemplating suicide AND: We explore the Right's enthusiastic support for a white woman caught on camera repeatedly calling a child…
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#709 Doesn't this hurt Palestinians? Israel will just use worse weapons now (preview)
TODAY: Alex details a weird evening involving buying controlled substances for a homeless person, a confused yet authoritative security guard, and a squatting fainting woman PLUS: More good news as the Trump administration is forced to reinstate the Visas of thousands of immigrant students, and…
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#708 Jesus was a MALE lion
TODAY: Alex vents about Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's most recent Prager U Grandpa arc and we try to figure out why a labor leader would spend this opportune moment podcasting with celebrities and criticizing pro-labor dems. ALSO: Trump's approval numbers sink--even among young men--as…
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#707 They forced him to have the tattoo. lol. That's what were supposed to believe (preview)
TODAY: We discuss the illegal abduction and deportation of Maryland resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia and the mass hysteria around his "MS-13 tattoos" We explore the collective delusion cultivated by and for Trump supporters in order to convince themselves that the smiley face is a gang sign. ALSO…
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#706 Conservative Goth Tradwife w/Ani
TODAY: Ani the Annihilator joins us to discuss the warzone of her hometown of Seattle and the vicious guerrilla fighting over control of the city's crosswalk messages. Will a cheeky anti-Bezos recording be the end of billionaires in the silicon city? Or could the whole thing just be "AI"? PLUS…
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#705 When the far-left communist and the far right national-socialist decide to make music together (preview)
TODAY: Alex recommend Common Side Effects, a new animated show from the creators of Scavenger's Reign, Mike Judge, and Greg Daniels. Can a hippie nerd with a magic mushroom take down Big Pharma and their government cronies? ALSO: Trump tells reporters his "third term" speculation isn't a joke…
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#704 If it wasn't race then WTF was it?
TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work. Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing? We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading,...
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#703 Losing money means nothing. (preview)
TODAY: We're revisited by an old friend, Minion's Law, over a Wikipedia citation, and are left to wonder how the CIA is corrupting definitional overviews of various political tendencies on the user-annotated database PLUS: We discuss the Trump tariffs and the feverish cope radiating from all...
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UNLOCKED: Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe
TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs…
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#702 If you would like to be a us federal Marshall be at crockett police department 7am it pays 500/day treason is death (preview)
TODAY: Bill Gates comes out in favor of AI replacing millions of workers, and we get to see the right react to a "bad" billionaire espousing the same exact views as the "good" ones. Patriots weigh their hatred of workers against their hatred of "liberal progressive socialist tech billionaires,"…
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#701 While I think TDS is a legitimate thing. I think most of these ppl would use it to receive disability from things like SS
FIRST: We celebrate pretending to play sports, from the ghost baseball of Field of Dreams to a golf influencer who uses an imaginary golf ball to Make A Point THEN: A clever Minnesota GOP culture warrior files a cheeky bill trolling Trump haters before immediately getting arrested for soliciting…
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#700 Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)
TODAY: Aaron Thorpe of the Trillbillies joins us to talk sci-fi art, alleged acts of anti-Tesla terrorism, and Minion Death Cult being cancelled for liberalism (supporting unions) We start off with a brief review of Mickey 17 and our mutual childhood love of art and how our nostalgia is Good vs…
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#699 Measles are good for the body... for the people
TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette . PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents'…
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#698 Tell us all right now what control you have over the USPS tell us!!!!!!!! w/Jacob Morrison
This is a long 27 minute preview of this week's bonus episode. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult in your browser to hear an hour more of bad pro-Elon memes in coworker facebook groups and about crucifying yourself on the altar of cringe to educate fellow union members. TODAY: Jacob...
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#697 How are you suppose to create music like this with your buddies when you go to work on the bus that's 70% Hispanic?
TODAY: Immigrants have DESTROYED nu-metal. Find out why it is IMPOSSIBLE to do rap rck anymore thanks to insidious multiculturalism. Neo-nazis swarm Alex's twitter after he makes fun of them for being scared of the Deftones... but Grok backs him up??? Has the west finally finallen? PLUS…
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#696 Wonder if he felt that his dad was a loser...given he was a nazi in all. (preview)
TODAY: We tackle a pressing issue plaguing the Carnivore Diet community: the news reporting on Cholesterol Hands--a NORMAL side effect of the Jordan Peterson diet. Why wont the news report on how the Carnivore diet cured my wife's muscular dystrophy? PLUS: Arnold Schwarzenegger calls out the weak...
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#695 Trump's ability to get uber-wealty mega-billionaire class to be patriotic to the US may be his main legacy. w/Nate Bethea
TODAY: Fired Veterans say they feel betrayed by federal job cuts, but have we considered this is being reported by the AP? What if the veterans like it? And who ever said we had to take care of veterans? Shouldn't they get nothing just like everyone else? PLUS: Trump scores an epic win for...
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#694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)
TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river. Why can't we just let the…
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#693 I absolutley love a good Rick Roll, but when discussing the child sex trafficked and their ruined lives, this is not the time.
TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had. AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare PLUS:...
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#692 You see Eye'm something of a Magician, Manifestor, a Phrygian Cap Maker. (preview)
TODAY: We follow the white rabbit into a white girl's def MAGA ascended poetry slam, seeing how deep into mystic-narcissistic-personality-disorder-posing-as-politics the rabbithole takes us Is the journey to political revolution contained within the self? Do you actually have to organize or talk...
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#691 My daughter feels left out when my husband only takes my son fishing. I do not take her side.
TODAY: Ani joins us to discuss a perplexing dilemma causing vigorous debate online: Do you have to take your daughter fishing even though she's basically a woman and might cramp your style? A mother writes to reddit explaining her daughter no longer wants to spend time with her dad after he…
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#690 Assigned Brother At Birth (preview)
TODAY: We give an update on Alex's goo situation and Tony makes the cowardly decision not to get jumped at his bar. ALSO: We join Teamsters president Sean O'Brien in congratulating former UPS and Amazon exec being appointed to OSHA. Why is a boss having his reputation laundered by a labor leader?...
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#689 MY SALES DOUBLED SINCE LAST NIGHT DAMN THE WORLD MUST BE RACIST LIKE ME
TODAY: We discuss Kanye's latest epic turn towards standard right wing hitlerism, including rehabilitating accused sex criminal kingpins like Puff Daddy. Talk about a meeting of the minds! We discuss the broader absurdity of antisemitism and the way it sheepdogs discontented workers away from a...
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#687 I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off (preview)
Sorry about the delay, folks! TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health. ALSO: A...
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#686 China (the Dragon worshiper) is not slowing down.
TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook ALSO: Tony...
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#685 ....oh well....let do this w/Ani (preview)
TODAY: Ani joins us to observe the further nazification of this country with news of the young, black, self-hating groyper who killed another student and himself while leaving behind a manifesto filled with hopelessness and internet-poisoned ideology. We watch the right wing once again try to...
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#684 Reddit's shareholders should be informed about this w/YKS
TODAY: JF and DB of YKS join US to call on Reddit investors to bring vicious, anti-Musk mods to heel before they destroy the entire site with their bigotry We also watch the #1 dork in charge of tattling on Reddit be radicalized into holocaust-denial in real time by the website (X) he's…
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#683 Surely Trump cant be that stupid to be duped twice? (preview)
TODAY: We uncover and discuss a different type of racism dividing the working class: Truck Driver Supremacy, as Alex shares an annoying argument with a Bezos-boosting Teamster who insists on making the union smaller. ALSO: Trump has an "impressive" 3-hour meeting with Bill Gates, leading many…
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#682 Aut Zuck Aut Nihil
WE'RE BACK: Today we discuss Facebook's new(?) embiggoting policy and what it means for the Minion Death Cult LLC™ Also: Zuck's incredible new Masculine identity and the real dangers of feminine business culture (Lina Kahn's FTC suing you) PLUS: Tom MacDonald launders his Trump daddy fetish…
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#681 Can we please stop with the anonymous post!!!!!!!!!!! (preview)
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change. ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT...