Mission Rejected

A ruthless real estate mogul is trying to buy up environmentally protected land…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is moving into a new apartment.Written byBob Killion andPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJillian Ivey as Newscaster Connie and Computer VoiceBob Killion as Jambo, Security Guy, and The AdmiralGuest StarringAna Kalet as Leeta JonesPete Barry as Sergei Mark Kalet as Cash MacdonaldKristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia WilesJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerEric Perry as WhitmireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Wallace and Larry HastingsCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireMusic by Pete Barry“You’ve Just Got to Be”Written and performed by Bob KillionProduced by Daniel KillionAdditional vocals by Monica FischerMixing and mastering by Jeremy SmithSound editing and mixing by John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit the episode's web page.

Every EMF agent has been taken off duty…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is doing trigonometry.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’Brien and ChloeJill Ivey as AliceBob Killion as Ziggy and Security GuyGuest StarringKristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia WilesJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerBrian T. Sherman as Uncle RileyJoEllen Notte as TillyJenelle Tonto as Mrs. GreyPete Barry as OrlandoMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

An unstable animal geneticist may be conducting dangerous experiments at his private zoo…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is chasing down tacos.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Fridaand Bob Killion as HerschelGuest StarringPete Barry as Squeaky Voice CashierJohn Dowgin as Hungry CustomerJ. Michael DeAngelis as Leroy QuattlebaumMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Post credits trailer: Moose on a HighwayCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for a full list of credits.

An ambitious general may be plotting a coup d'état…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is singing showtunes.Written and Directed byJohn P. DowginStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Kiki St. ClaireBob Killion as General Degoutant and Security GuyGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as the App VoiceJ. Michael DeAngelis as LookoutDave Serfass as PierreDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginA complete transcript is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPost-credits trailer: Madison On The AirFor a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.

An autonomous delivery truck has been programmed to deliver a rogue nuclear weapon…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is refilling waters.Written byPete BarryDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Sister Prudence and Alexaand Bob Killion as Amazon DriverGuest StarringBrandon Wentz as Dr. Harold SnodgrassRebecca Serfass as Lucky LessmacherBonnie Brantley as ArcadiaShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleHelena Betancourt as Sister QuiteriaKyle Jones as Highway Patrol OfficerMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate producer: Paige KlanieckiPlease see our website for a complete list of credits.Please consider supporting Neighborhood House Minnesota and the Mutual Aid network.Post-credits trailer: This House Will Devour You

An Old West dude ranch tourist attraction run by Stuart Gilligan is threatened by a sinister real estate developer…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is waxing the floor.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillpsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Annie Dopley and Alice the Waitressand Bob Killion as White WillyGuest StarringDave Serfass as Old SweepyKristen Norine as Dr. WilesRebecca Serfass as Calamity Mary JaneRachel Song as Spliff Foot SueJohn Dowgin as GogginsJosh Schwartz as Stuart GilliganPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceMusic, sound mixing and editing by Pete Barry“Red River Valley”, traditional, arranged by Pete Barry, special lyrics by J. Michael DeAngelis“The Entertainer”, by Scott Joplin, arranged by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Post-credits trailer: Personal DemonCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee the episode webpage for a complete list of credits.

Skip Granger is on trial for murder…and Ex-President Chet Phillips is one of his victims.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpakaya as Mini-McGrathFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Andersand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bippsand Bob Killion as The Tech BroGuest StarringShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerRebecca Serfass as Secretary of the InteriorEric Perry as WhitmireNguyen Mai as Vietnamese Fish Seller Phuong Nhi as Vietnamese Fish SellerHoang Trong Nam as Vietnamese Fish SellerJ. Michael DeAngelis as Tech VP and NSA AdvisorDave Serfass as Chief of StaffPete Barry as First Mate BarryDustin Miller as Captain TwedeBrendan Kennedy as Play-by-Play AnnouncerEli Katz as Oliviaand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound mixing and editing by John DowginCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPost-credits trailer: The Adventures of the Fox in the FedoraFor a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage.

This week, Coco, Red Sona and Matt welcome legendarily fearless racer Mario Capretti to discuss what cars are, the benefits of greasing up your body, why Brad Pitt is our mortal enemy, and, of course, goats.Improvising are:J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman" and Mario CaprettiBob Killion as Coco the Barbarianand Ashley Banks as Red SonaCreated, Produced & Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic & Sound Effects byPete BarryExecutive ProducersPete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige KlanieckiThis content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.

Coco the Barbarian, Red Sona, and Matt welcome tech goddess Athena O'Brien to the studio, unpack their feelings about the new Red Sonja reboot film, and really focus on Matt's many failings.Improvising are:J. Michael DeAngelis as Matt "Girlyman"Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarianand Ashley Banks as Red Sona and Athena O'BrienProduced & Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic & Sound Effects byPete BarryExecutive ProducersPete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige KlanieckiThis content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.

A group of sovereign nation separatists plan to annex a major suburb...and President Chet Phillips is eating cheesesteaks.Recorded live at the Philadelphia Mausoleum of Contemporary Art (PhilaMoCA) on August 2, 2025.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens and Mrs. DiNunzioand Bob Killion as The Admiral, Jambo, Steve Connors, and Security GuyGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Larry HastingsDave Serfass as Chip EsterhousePete Barry as Cory Champlain and Kristatos O'BrienRebecca Serfass as June SquibbJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Jake Walshand Caden Dowgin as Cooper SharpeMusic and Effects Written and Performed byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and Produced byJ. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSpecial thanks to Eric Bressler and Justin Roman at PhilaMoCA. All sound effects created by Pete Barry, except Sci-Fi Office by Stuart Kilbride (Red Sky Lullaby) used under license.

The legendary warrior Coco the Barbarian has invented an entirely new medium...the podcast! Joining him on his quest to resurrect his once mighty IP are his sidekick Red Sona and his erstwhile producer, Matt "Girlyman". Together, they interview celebrities as possible candidates to join the franchise. Today's guest, legendary understudy Larry Hastings, Bass-Baritone.Created & Produced byJ. Michael DeAngelisImprovising are:Bob Killion as Coco the Barbarian and GaryAshley Banks as Red SonaJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings and Matt Girlyand special guest Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefMusic by Pete BarryEdited by J. Michael DeAngelisExecutive ProducersPete Barry, John Dowgin, Paige KlanieckiDon't forget that tickets are now on sale for the Mission: Rejected live show in Philadelphia on August 2nd! Get yours now! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/85371633/This content is purely a parody and should be viewed as such. It is not affiliated with, nor does it represent the views or opinions of the original creators, real persons, or any affiliated parties.See our website for a full list of credits.

For our season five behind-the-scenes episode, the cast and crew of Mission: Rejected answer questions submitted by fans from all over the world! From what the actors think their characters look like to deep dives into how we mix the show, it's a soup-to-nuts look at everything that goes into making the show!Answering your questions are: J. Michael DeAngelis, Pete Barry, John Dowgin, Dave Stanger, Paige Klaniecki, Faith Dowgin, Bob Killion, Nazli Sarpkaya, and Chris KlanieckiPatreon members heard a longer, completely uncut version of this episode! Join today for more behind-the-scenes insights, bonus audios, and much more!Produced and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic and sound effects byPete Barry"Mission: Rejected" created and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

You'll find "happy hearts and smiling faces" as Mission: Rejected takes over What Did We Just Watch? - The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast to discuss and dissect the 1981 musical Shock Treatment.Once upon a time, there lived a real fast guy. His life was fast. His friends were fast. Heh - even his podcast was fast. We have covered a lot of types of movies on this show, but this is our first cult-classic spiritual sequel of a cult-classic. Our panel ticks through the wild and wacky cast, tries to recall some of the strange and specific lyrics from the original songs, and decides where this fits in the Rocky Horror cinematic universe. Head on over to Denton, and we'll save you a seat in the studio.Guest Host: J. Michael DeAngelisPlayers: Pete Barry, Bob Killion, and Chris KlanieckiIf you want to hear the entire episode, listen and to subscribe to WDWJW! If you love cult movies, you’ll love What Did We Just Watch? The Admiral himself, Bob Killion, is a regular panelist and co-host, and many members of the Mission: Rejected family have guested, including Chris, Paige, Jill, Faith, John, Shannon, Pete, and Michael.

New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Midgeand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA AdvisorRebecca Serfass as Secretary of the InteriorJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brienand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound mixing and editing byJohn DowginCreated and produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Western Union Woman, Siri, and Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Thrash Anders, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as J.J. PrescottEmily DeAngelis as Young ZeldaPete Barry as Buddy Wig and Kristatos O’BrienJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr Biff StudebakerKristen Norine as Dr. Hypatia WilesShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompsonwith Sarah Rhea Werner as Patand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Midge and Stellaand Bob Killion as Carlton the AttendantGuest StarringBenn Iffring as White House Tour GuideRebecca Serfass as Tourist 1Dave Serfass as Tourist 2Remy Stevens as DancerRoberta Steve as EdnaPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceTage Das as Museum GoonJohn Dowgin as Museum Thug and Dr. MiddleditchA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit the episode's webpage.

A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computerand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJames Garde as Oz PowersMarnie Warner as Fran NelsonJohn Dowgin as Douglas HensonAnne Coleman as Anna NivinKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRhys Lawton as CaseDelilah Tahiri as ShadowDonna Barry as The Old Section ChiefDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionairePete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.

Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Cuthbertaand Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as InnkeeperCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. PickleA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographerand Bob Killion as Miloj and Security GuyGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and NikolaiHelen Garde as Princess EsmereldaPete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey ChamplainJohn Dowgin as Athlete 2Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouseand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music and lyrics by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justiceand Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub DriverGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonDave Serfass as Chief of StaffDavid S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as FortunatoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefErica Werner as Mother InnocentSuzannah Cerreta as SuzannahAlexis Sottile as Mariawith Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Manand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSpecial thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Prime Minister Niinaand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and GaryGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonJames Garde as Vice President PowersRebecca Serfass as Stage Manager StellaJulia Duffy as CressidaShannon Perry as Dr. PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsBenn Iffring as Head UsherKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesTim Sherburn as Leonardo BloomDave Serfass as Ol' Sweepyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatShannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Original Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man MurphyGuest StarringMarnie Warner as The Speaker of the HouseJohn Dowgin as Congressman FlowersSarah Golding as Tess ThatcherEd Faver as Sheriff Art AntonelliMia Scarpa as Deputy Grace GoodwinAllison Cossitt as Tammy TownieSam Pasco as Tommy TownieJ. Michael DeAngelis as Doc FishermanPete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted DesotoCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRebecca Serfass as LuckyA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’Brienand Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and JamboGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as CongresswomanDave Serfass as Coffee Cart GuyCrystal Storm as ChelseaMichael Trewhella as Harley HigginbottomJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceMusic by Pete BarryEdited and Mixed by John DowginThe script of this episode is available here.Created & Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Eric Perry as WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Archie GrantGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as Hannah BrandtDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire John Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerEric Perry as WhitmireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPlease visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowignAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSee our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebakerwith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelisA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginProduced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit our website.

The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.Created & Hosted by Mark NesselFeaturing: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John DowginMission: Rejected theme song by Pete BarryWhat Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark NesselSubscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected.Created and Directed by Jillian Ashley Blair IveyStarringAshley Banks as BelAnne Coleman as ClarisseRoss Currie as AndrikBob Killion as ChelonianChris Klaniecki as Ruckus with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttonsand Jill Ivey as your Host and Game MasterProduced, Edited and Sound Design byNate RunkleExecutive ProducersThe Porch RoomOops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends!Vote for us in the Audioverse Awards! www.audioverseawards.net/vote/

The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)StarringKaterina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginMembers of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedA complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voiceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonPete Barry as Ted DesotoShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleKristen Norine as Dr. WilesDustin Karrat as StefanDave Serfass as Robot DriverNatty Leach as Hypnotic VoiceRebecca Serfass as LuckyJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.

The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Child Star and Annie Wilmontand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve, Gary, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionaireDave Serfass as Pierre John Dowgin as Marcus CarolsJ. Michael DeAngelis as David Lynch and Davin FordEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefPete Barry as Cafe Silencio Host A complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music by Pete BarrySound Editing and Mixing by John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginFor a complete list of sound effect credits, please see the episdoe's webpage.

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Child Star and Elle Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringDave Serfass as Club ManagerTage Das as Phillipe San-ReniorJay Malarcher as Augustus BaileyJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordNatty Leach as Hypnotic VoicePete Barry as Ted Desoto and Kristatos O'BrienEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as Luckyand Sarah Rhea Warner as PatMusic, sound mixing and editing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.Written byPete Barry and Jill IveyDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordPete Barry as GrigoryDave Serfass as FyodorMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Nicole Normandyand Bob Killion as General Sarkis and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordJohn Dowgin as HelmutPete Barry as the Coast Guard Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.Written byPete Barry & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Fionaand Bob Killion as Xavier Delaurier and The AdmiralGuest StarringDustin Karrat as StefanJackie Sherman as SimoneJoEllen Notte as LaceyJ. Michael DeAngelis as Nathaniel Belmont and Davin FordJoEllen Notte is the author of In It Together: Navigating Depression with Partners, Friends, and Family now available in papberback and as an audiobook produced by The Porch Room. Learn more at www.theredheadbedhead.comMusic by Pete BarryEditing and mixing by John Dowgin and Pete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrathand Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireLucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrathShannon Perry as Martha McGrathJ. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrathJulia Duffy as Cherry Von IceeSiobhán Donald as Starla RayPete Barry as DJ FriendZonewith William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloroMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryMr. Millionaire's voice designed by J. Michael DeAngelisCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.For a full list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitzand Bob Killion as MJL7 and The AdmiralGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff StudebakerBonnie Brantley as Arcadia TerpsichoreJ. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald KincaidPete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and PoloMusic by Pete BarryEditing and mixing by John DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudenceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerKristen Norine as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary LezitoHelena Betancourt as Sister QuiteriaErica Werner as Mother Regina InnocentPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerLia Barry as Harmonyand Margaret Pivetz as EmmaMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and HumpsRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the LoxShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordMusic by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing byJohn DowginCreated and Produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice"The Raven" by Edgar Allen PoeWritten and Produced byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarrySound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution:Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster19682-Pop by kwahmah_02Thunder Clap by Dave WelshCaw by egomassiveA full transcript of this episode is available here.

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Concierge and Siriand Bob Killion as Party Bro and The AdmiralGuest StarringBenn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese WaiterJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" ThompsonJohn Dowgin as MondoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcreifRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted DesotoMusic, sound editing and mixing by Pete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage.

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.Written byJohn P. DowginStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Child Starand Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. WorkmanGuest StarringJohn P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Ted DesotoJ. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenkoand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic by Pete BarryEditing and Mixing by John P. DowginProduced and created byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginA complete transcript of this episode is available here.For a full list of sound effect attributions, please see the episode's webpage.

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonateFeaturing: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis Broadcast Directed byNatty Leach Music by Pete Barry Mission: Rejected was created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attribution:Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons AttributionAudience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!Interviewing each other are:Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John DowginAshley Banks & Kirk WhiteJill Ivey & Pete BarryDave Stanger & Faith Dowginand J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiFeaturingKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic by Pete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons AttributionTape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons AttributionTape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. DoeKevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Bob Killion as The AdmiralGuest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsTage Das as Phillipe Saint-RenoirEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienNatty Leach as ValerianEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as Luckyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatA full transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons AttributionTypewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons AttributionSlosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons AttributionJail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons AttributionGust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons AttributionSqueaky Elevator by Tomlija, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBreaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons AttributionPickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionOcean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons AttributionTaser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons AttributionLift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons AttributionFoomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons AttributionCrash by squareal, used under Creative Commons AttributionBuzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionWaterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionBig Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons AttributionElectric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionIce Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionReel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons AttributionHuge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny OnebuckNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique ManeaterDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps TurklesonPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday SaturdayFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskillwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the NarratorAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware SmithJill Ivey as Lillian LaFluerand Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The AdmiralGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio VillainsPete Barry as Desk SargentJohn Dowgin as Dr. LipmanMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginSound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionIntercom Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionPropeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionWhip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionMachine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionGun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons AttributionMagnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons AttributionOld Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons AttributionVault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete BarryDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJackie Sherman as TatianaDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaDevin Plantamura as PebbleKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangePete Barry as JeevesLee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. DowginJoin our Discord.Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry.Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under licenseRecord Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons AttributionReciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons AttributionParty by 7by7, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons AttributionWarehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons AttributionBottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons AttributionExplosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons AttributionZap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons AttributionRumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons AttributionVent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons AttributionWooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSpaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons AttributionSteam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons AttributionMovie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons AttributionPolice Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons AttributionBlowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons AttributionSplatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons AttributionSparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons AttributionSquelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons AttributionCat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution