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Missitucky Jaw
by Aubrey Smith
You have questions, Eric Michael Paul Bullock has answers, and this podcast is how he has chosen to disseminate them. Email us at [email protected] with questions for Eric, and we'll try and make sure that your questions are answered.
Episodes
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S2E17: It Ain't Worth a Squirrel
On this episode... 9:17 - If you were gonna change your name, what would you change it to and why? 13:30 - Do stairs go up or down? 16:09 - Who eats twizzlers? 17:14 - How common is it for a person's age to bounce around over the course of the day? 20:38 - Why are monkeys so nice to people at the...
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S2E16: Cheaper than Dirt
On this episode... 9:24 - Why do lunch ladies wear scrubs? 16:50 - Which animal would you not eat and why? 23:40 - What shall we do with those who say "supposebly" instead of using the correct term "supposedly"? 28:15 - If you were in a duel who would it be with and what would be your choice...
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S2E15: The Length
On this episode... I forgot to do the timestamps.
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S2E14: Jonah of Massachusetts
On this episode... 9:10 - If you were born on February 29th (leap year), should you celebrate on February 28th or March 1st? 13:10 - What's your favorite type of donut? 16:31 - Does one actually roll over in their grave or is that just a myth? 22:52 - Who are the female versions of yourselves?...
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S2E13: Aubrey and Eric Apologize
On this episode... 13:00 - What is the best Ivan Costa song? 17:02 - When making a PB&J sandwich, do you put on the peanut butter or jelly first? 22:51 - What is Eric's favorite episode of the Red Green Show? 26:06 - What kind of bear is best? 34:55 - What would you do if you flooded the toilet…
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S2E12: Miranda Lambert Beach Ball
8:20 - I had an incident with an uneducated person who told me that female country music artists "can't sing." Perplexed, I did not know how to respond, and simply rattled off names of some of my favorites. What do you suggest I say in the future to better correct them? 17:28 - In what ways would...
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S2E11: A Bunch of Pink Goes Everywhere
On this episode... 7:11 - What questions should I ask a hitchhiker before letting one in my vehicle? 14:44 - What type of lunch meat is best? 19:59 - How do bald people wash their heads? 27:03 - What's the worst thing you could name your children? 32:19 - Is there a right and wrong way of rolling...
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S2E10: Stuck Like Glue
On this episode... 8:00 - Are Ray Bans acceptable eye wear? 14:10 - Why is there a north and south pole but no east or west pole? 17:05 - Can pickup lines actually work? What is your favorite pickup line? 24:45 - Rank your top 3 Lynwood songbooks. 29:58 - If you could have an army of any animal,...
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S2E9: Wrong Wedding
On this episode... 8:58 - Bone-in or bone-out? 13:52 - What's the best ice-cream franchise? 18:41 - Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons? 21:44 - If someone were to go frog gigging, is it acceptable to simply say "gigging"? Is it universally understood that frogs will be the subject, or does one...
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S2E8: Pizza Stuffer
On this episode... 7:05 - When a football player makes a catch with one hand, is it because of skill or big hands? 11:02 - What's something you never leave the house without? 16:14 - Should we do away with daylight savings time? 19:46 - Why is it illegal to park in a handicap parking spot but…
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S2E7: Meerkat Murder
On this episode... 7:05 - Is washing Ziploc bags for reuse a virtue or a vice? 12:44 - What is the best game show on TV? 16:10 - What is it like to lose to Logan Bailey at ping pong? 20:17 - If you were to die from your last minor injury, what would be your cause of death? 25:50 - What should you...
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S2E6: Meat Shower
On this episode... 13:24 - If you could ride an exotic animal without it being a safety hazard, what animal would you choose? 15:21 - Which ice cream flavor is the GOAT? 21:33 - Do shooting stars have the power to fulfill wishes, and if so, what will you wish next time you see a shooting star?...
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S2E4: Full Contact
On this episode... 6:36 - Which month is the worst? 10:30 - Why are women such terrible drivers? What can they do to be better? 18:11 - If your life had a theme song, what would it be? 22:30 - What is your favorite joke? 31:45 - What's the best western movie?
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S2E3: Nut Job
On this episode... 9:00 - What's the best way to make friends? 16:18 - What conspiracy theories do you absolutely believe in and why? 22:15 - At what point during sleep is a nap no longer a nap? 26:55 - Should Clinton DeFrance legally run the U.S.? 33:35 - What would force you to ask the waiter…
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S2E2: The Snuggly Duckling
On this episode... 6:53 - Why is a full-sized bed an in-between bed size? 11:33 - Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 13:19 - Savana 14:20 - Which state has the most valid claim on Abraham Lincoln? 19:56 - What's it like to have dinner at Eric's grandparent's house? 27:00 - Pam's...
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S2E1: Hotdoggers
We're back! On the first episode of season 2, we introduce you to our new cast, new segments, and we answer some of your important questions. 16:25 - What is an appropriate amount of taxidermy to have in your home? 23:42 - What are the top 3 reasons you're single? 38:27 - Should the person riding...
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Episode 32: The Heartbeat of America
2:28 - Is Elvis alive or dead? 4:37 - Do you agree that crying is only acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon 9:06 - If a tree falls and there's no one around, does it make a sound? 10:20 - Where is the best place to get french fries? 12:58 - Traditional dental floss or individual dental...
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Episode 31: The Next Big Thing
On this episode... 3:40 - Who is the best and worst character on The Office? 10:50 - Do you judge people based on name alone? 16:52 - Do chocolate chips belong in brownies? 22:24 - If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator? 25:36 - What makes a good midnight snack when...
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Episode 30: 1/3 of the Blue Springs Church of Christ Tenor Section
2:42 - What is Eric Bullock’s middle name? What does he wish it was? 5:07 - This one I've been wondering about since my childhood: How is a raven like a writing desk? 6:39 - If you could own any firearm regardless of law or price, what would it be and why? 13:24 - Was it smart for Benjamin Burns…
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Episode 3: The Kentucky Kid
On this episode... 3:20 - How long should it take for a man to take a shower? 6:31 - What are your thoughts on participation trophies? 11:08 - What game show do you think you'd have the best chance of winning? 14:09 - Who has the best social media account on each of the major platforms in the...
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Episode 29: 165lbs of Country Comfort in Haggar Cool 18 Pros
On this episode... 2:55 - What’s a question you wish everyone would ask you when they meet you for the first time? 6:13 - What is the best kind of fruit juice? 8:39 - How has the Loch Ness monster avoided capture for so long? 12:13 - Would Jerry or Billy Dickinson win in a debate? 15:50 - How do...
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Episode 28: A Wiffle Ball Wizzard
On this episode... 5:26 - What is the ideal size of shotgun choke? 8:11 - What is your favorite and least favorite Disney movie? 12:07 - What is the best kind of dog? 18:57 - Is "appalachia" pronounced "appa-latch-uh" or "appa-lay-shuh"? 20:29 - Is it appropriate to sit on a public toilet without...
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Episode 27: Everybody in this Room's Favorite Person in this Room
Our third episode with a live studio audience features a guest appearance by Marcus Reppert and the following questions... 2:23 - Why can Goofy talk if he's a dog and Pluto can't? 5:58 - At what age should themed birthday parties start and end? 8:35 - If you could magically modify one social…
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Episode 26: The Jerry Dickinson of Tomorrow
On this episode... 5:03 - If you were to come across a bear in the woods, what would you do? 8:11 - What's the best snack to take on a long road trip? 11:24 - Gunsmoke or Bonanza? 15:26 - Which first names from older generations need to make a comeback? 21:24 - What do you wish you were good at?...
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Episode 25: The Fourteen Carat Mind
On this episode... 4:39 - How does a long prosperous life correlate with the food you eat? 9:47 - As a child, what did you think would be awesome about being an adult, but isn't as awesome as you thought it would be? 12:13 - Best bluegrass instrument: fiddle or banjo? 20:58 - If you could only...
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Episode 24: The Last Thing a Bullfrog Ever Sees
On this episode... 4:04 - If you could only eat one food for every meal the rest of your life, what would it be? 8:21 - Which piece of furniture is the GOAT? 11:51 - What do you find most fascinating about the Amish? 16:31 - What do you think of professional women's sports teams? 23:25 - What old...
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Episode 23: Crab Orchard's Favorite Son
On this episode... 3:45 - Why do we talk to babies and toddlers the way that we do? 9:00 - What is the optimal number of churchgoers to fit in a pew? 11:38 - What are your opinions on the electric guitar? 15:57 - At what age does it become socially acceptable for a male to shave his head? 19:24 -...
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Episode 22: Everybody's Mom, but Nobody's Mom
17:40 - Would you rather have no knees or no elbows? 21:10 - Why was the "h" dropped in the word humble in religious vernacular in some circles? 25:47 - What's the best piece of fried chicken to choose from a bucket of KFC? 28:19 - When is it acceptable for a man to wear cologne? 28:46 - Which is...
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Episode 21: A Viral Tweet Waitin' To Happen
4:13 - What are your thoughts on power tool brands? 6:43 - Why does the color red represent both love and fear? 10:29 - Do you put on your sock then shoe then sock then shoe, or socks then shoes, and do you start with the right or left? 11:49 - Are guys that drive really big trucks…
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Episode 20: The Only Person I Know Who Likes KFC
On this episode... 3:30 - If you could bring one historical figure back to life for a one hour conversation, who would it be, and what would you discuss? 7:11 - What is the greatest feat a man can accomplish, and are you planning to accomplish it? 8:53 - Who's your spirit preacher? 12:30 - If you...
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Episode 19: The Bachelor of Brazil, IN
Check out our redbubble store at https://www.redbubble.com/people/missituckyjaw/shop?fbclid=IwAR2o16-bLR7TEg-zz_0HAe2r0XKa_eRDLRcHA42pBIcJjuTX1EDfFzx5WVg On this episode... 4:39 - The Bachelor of Brazil, IN 18:03 - Is there a Kraken in the Bermuda Triangle? 20:19 - Is there an egregious ice cream...
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Episode 18: The Man I Want to Be
On this episode... 6:10 - In what pattern does Eric Bullock mow his yard? Do mowing patterns have any correlation to how we vacuum our carpet? 12:47 - What do you find most annoying about Angela Lansbury's character (Jessica Fletcher) in the TV series Murder She Wrote? 14:46 - Why aren't pizza...
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Episode 17: The Lionel Messi of Soccer
On this episode... 3:22 - Do Eric and Aubrey have any recommendations for a good pen name? 8:48 - Why do you sometimes treat Aubrey like a Toby Flenderson/Jerry Gergich? 11:44 - Where is the lost city of Atlantis? 13:47 - If the 23.7 billion chickens in the world revolt against the 7.6 billion...
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Episode 16: The Turkey's Terror
On this episode... 2:43 - What's the best way to ask for financial support for a podcast? 4:53 - Which is least socially acceptable: a mohawk or a mullet? 7:45 - Would you rather drink only water for the rest of your life, or drink whatever you want but it has to have a drop of pee in it? 11:25 -...
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Episode 15: The Mount Vernon Marvel
Happy 4th of July everybody! On this episode, Eric and I sit down in front of a live studio audience to answer the following questions: 4:11 - Does cursive have a purpose in this day and age? 6:57 - If you could set technology back 100 years, would you? 8:59 - IHOP, Denny's, or Waffle House?…
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Episode 14: The Joe Rogan of Podcasting
On this, our first episode recorded in front of a live studio audience, Eric addresses the following questions: 2:52 - What should every man have in his car? 10:30 - Why haven’t we ever seen commercials for advertising companies? 12:35 - What’s the deal with Aubrey Smith? 14:46 - What would an...
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Episode 13: The Man of Your Dreams
On this episode... 1:21 - What are the pros and cons of 3-in1 body washes? 6:00 - Are pharmacists necessary? What's the most useless job that we accept in today's society? 11:21 - Which type of screwdriver is better? Phillips or flathead? 14:42 - What did Hamlet mean when he posed the question…
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Episode 12: About 165 lbs of Anthropomorphic Wisdom
On this episode... 2:40 - Is it ever justifiable for a man to listen to Shania Twain? 4:37 - Crawfish, crayfish, or crawdads? 6:37 - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? 11:32 - What should you get at Cracker Barrel for breakfast, for lunch, and for dinner?…
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Episode 11: The Electro-Magnetic Pulse
On this episode... 2:25 - How much is college worth? 7:24 - How are crayons made? 9:55 - What's the deal with female social media users responding to compliments with more compliments? 18:29 - What is one purchase you would advise all listeners to never make in their lifetime and why? 19:44…
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Episode 10: Thumper
On this episode... 3:53 - Is a beaver den more dangerous than other predators' dens? 8:31 - Do you think it’s right for people to keep exotic animals as pets? 11:16 - What’s your opinion of possums and coons as pets? 14:14 - What is the best and worst exotic animal to keep as a pet? 19:12 - What…
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Episode 9: EB on the CB
On this episode... 4:26 - Which state is better: Mississippi or Kentucky? 12:19 - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 15:00 - What are your top 3 favorite lightsabers? 17:43 - What do you think happens when you get "scared half to death"...twice? 20:02 - Was...
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Episode 8: The Jerry Clower of Clean Comedy
3:07 - Is it ever acceptable for men to wear flip flops at places other than the pool or beach? 6:25 - How would you ruin a funeral by only bringing one item? 9:25 - Should driving slowly in the left lane require the death penalty? 13:02 - Why do some donut shops offer skim milk as a choice to...
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Episode 7: The Encouraging Voice I Hear in My Head
On this episode... 2:23 - What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence? 6:53 - Are brown or white eggs better? 8:44 - What are Eric Bullock’s thoughts on the moon? 14:02 - What do you think of marching bands that don’t wear fancy uniforms? 17:27 - Which coast is the best...
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Episode 6: The Rockcastle County Riot
On this episode... 2:00 - Which bird gives out the worst sounding call? 6:10 - If you could be any present day preacher who would that be? 10:09 - Should Siamese twins pay for one or two tickets when attending a movie or concert? 13:21 - You know that saying "There's more than one way to skin a...
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Episode 5: The Lean, Mean, Cabbage Eating Machine
On this episode... 3:54 - What's the ideal place to take a girl on the first date? 8:36 - Which armrest is yours in the movie theater? 10:08 - What's the best American animal? 13:23 - Do you prefer ketchup or mustard on your corn-dogs and why is it such a divisive issue? 16:58 - What is art?…
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