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M&L Studios

The Mark & Lynda Podcast

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    EP105 “A Florida Woman Hides Thousands Of Stolen Dollars In Her Butt”

    Would you buy a toothbrush with a camera in it that flosses your teeth for you? Many people say if their pet can’t go on their trip, then they don’t go, and do you tap the side of the airplane as you board; Lots of folks do. What is a luxury item that is a headache to own, and guys who refuse to shower is still a thing, and they claim they do it for love. A man drove 60 miles to use the bathroom at a restaurant; and he’s in jail, and do you get Brazilian waxes? Many say you shouldn’t. What is the number one ice cream, plus would you go to a wedding on Halloween night? And a man fell asleep in an airplane bathroom, and he’s in jail. I’m not going to beg; bliss is a button away.

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    EP104 “A Door Dash Delivery Guy Showed Up At The Customer’s Door Completely Naked”

    Would you eat a cookie made of plastic? Well now you can, and do your friends no longer seem to care about you; there’s a reason for that. Older women have confirmed that they like younger men, and they’re acting on it. Some restaurants are getting rid of tipping, but are charging more for your meal, and is cash on its way out? Does your life feel like it’s on autopilot? That’s probably because it is, and be warned, it’s the season for bats, so have you checked your attic lately? Flight etiquette has hit turbulent air, plus if you want to find the love of your life, simply go to a New York Mets game. And I give you America's favorite dog breeds. It’s all here, it just needs you!

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    EP103 “You May Be Cheating On Your Spouse And Not Know It”

    Spiderman is worth $100 million dollars, and I don’t mean the movie. Some dogs are eating better than we are, and the term, “google it” is so yesterday; it’s been replaced by hip words by hip people. Are you and your spouse in the middle of a food divorce, and did you know you can place a bet on the Little League World Series? A woman who died, and then came back to life only to discover she had a traffic ticket. I give you potato fun facts that I’m willing to bet you didn’t know, and are you a phone zombie? A major league baseball player has made history, and what is your favorite American accent? Today, I give you the top three choices. It’s like Christmas without Santa, so come see what’s in my big sack!

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    EP102 “She Stole A Fire Truck While Naked”

    Some women are washing their panties in their hotel room coffee makers; and so why is that? The bomb squad was rushed in and morning drive traffic stopped, only to discover it was a sex toy. The latest wacky food you can find at your local carnival fair, and some restaurants are banning smart glasses; you may find it interesting as to why. Two Russian women ran across the tarmac to catch their plane; guess where they are. What does it mean if you have a sweet tooth, and a very fun list of facts about left handed people. I give you the feel-good story of the month, plus a 36-year-old Wisconsin women was arrested because she stole a fire truck while completely naked. Lynda joins today as we celebrate our 44th Wedding Anniversary. Naked Russians and lefty fun facts; how can you not?

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    EP101 “What Is At Least One Item Always Found In A Junk Drawer?”

    Our deep dive today is can you swallow a watermelon seed without growing a giant watermelon in your stomach? What some people will do to get out of doing their work, plus what are the most hated foods in America? If you’re flying and sitting in the window seat, do you control the shade? Where do you set your thermostat while you sleep, and did you know 97% of us regret at least one city they took a vacation in? What’s yours? Weight loss drugs are destroying marriages, and a Florida restaurant is now offering a nude dinning experience. Would you go? We tackle the hard shit today, so press play, unless you’re a pussy.

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    EP98 “Going Broke Is Worse Than Dying”

    Take a guess how much an Ohtani baseball card sold for, along with Luke Skywalker's original lightsaber. What’s the craziest thing you saw someone do on an airplane, plus doctors say cosmetic procedures are as addictive as gambling. The older generation views going broke as worse than dying. Grieving pet owners are turning to AI, and the question that can’t be answered, should you reunite with your ex? All will be revealed; this way please.

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    EP97 “Women Are Selling Their Used Breast Implants”

    More and more people are moving back in with their parents, plus I give you the latest most popular dog breeds, and it seems people prefer negotiating with women. I give you the power of a compliment, and a live bear broke into an occupied hotel room. What are the most stressed cities in America, and who serves the best fast food French fries. Listening won’t kill you!

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    EP95 “Call In The Beavers”

    You won’t believe the stuff people found in a friend’s car, and 44% of Americans don’t have a romantic partner, nor do they plan to get one. I give you the top 5 best hamburgers in America, plus a man recently discovered his fiancé has serious tax troubles, and the wedding is just around the corner. The cops pulled over a woman who claims she doesn’t have to follow the law because she is a sovereign citizen. When you have a serious water problem, do what the metro station did; call in the beavers. And finally, you can now buy an AI toilet that comes to you, but it’s going to cost you. How can you not?

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    EP94 “Just How Much Do We Love Our Pets?”

    Today I give you a mother who overstepped her boundaries, and boy did she, plus a 37-year-old woman who posed as a 12-year-old for years, and if you want to make more money at your new job, stay silent during your interview. Louisiana gives us a story that has a gator in it; plus are grandparents being misused as a free babysitting service? Nasa is making clean drinking water out of human doo doo, and if you take Ozempic, watch out for your ears. How do you tell your spouse that they are fat, and how do you tell a friend they stink? It’s all here, and it’s free.

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    EP93 “Would You Let A Life-Sized Robot Clean Your Home?”

    Details of cigar shop speaking event, plus what’s the most unusual thing you’ve witnessed someone do on an airplane, and what is the #1 thing that flight attendants wish people would stop doing? A Florida man shows his neighbors too much of himself, and when did you realize that you are too old to party? Who is the cheapest person you know, and what makes them cheap, plus what are the strangest things that Uber riders have left behind. A woman found that the best place to dance is in the middle of the road after cops have pulled her over. I have the top 10 cheeses, and I’m not kidding, plus I give you another scam to avert when you are filling up with gas. My favorite story is of man who won over 5 million in the lottery and his parents demanded half of it. The party is just beginning, and you’re not too old to join in!

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    EP92 “Is It Ok To Toss A Bag Of Dog Poop Into Someone Else’s Trash Can?”

    A grocery shopper bought a bag of lettuce and found a live frog in the bag; also, did you choose the right person to marry? A lot of us didn’t. Social media is as harmful as smoking plus, 90% of us are right handed, and science says they know why. A Chicago man stole a police car while the cops watched, and some athletes say no to Gatorade and yes to pickle juice. A man is suing Carnival cruise lines because he says the deck was too hot, plus, what’s the creepiest thing a woman ever said to you? And a dog accidentally fired a shot gun and hit a woman in the arm. Pretty good aim if you ask me. We’ve got a seat for you!

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    EP91 “Spam Hot Dog Anyone?”

    A Michigan woman shop lifted a bottle of wine, and take a guess where she hid it. Self-driving Waymo cars have been showing up in one particular neighborhood, and residents are pissed, plus, have you heard of Ozempic personality? It’s a real thing. You won’t believe what a food delivery guy did, and I think it’s illegal, and apparently, moms are sick and tired and they want a food divorce. A semi-trailer truck was hauling 25 million bees; do I need to say more? And this may sound strange, but pot can help you lose weight. When is it considered rude to have your wedding, and what’s something most people find attractive, but you don’t?! Listen in to find out.

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    EP90 “A Woman Turned Completely Blue From Taking A Common Antibiotic”

    A mom’s teenage son has refused to shower, and the stench is tough to be around. What is a tell-tale sign a marriage isn’t going to make it, and have you ever heard of a cosmetic cauliflower ear? Guys are getting surgery to have that look. A man faked being blind for years and received VA benefits; guess where he is. Plus power walking washes your brain. Is Chipotle skimping on your order, plus a McDonalds employee was caught putting fries in her mouth, then putting them back in the serving box; and surprisingly, she no longer works there. Welcome in!

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    EP89 “Have You Ever Had A Flight Delayed Because Of Bees?”

    What would you do if a $1200 drone landed in your backyard? Clearly, you would set it on fire. I give you the latest on the hantavirus, and did you know chimps can predict the weather? Two pilots have been grounded because they were drawing penises in the sky. Real estate prices are coming down, and a man is in jail because he tried to claim ownership of a boat in honor of Donald Trump. It appears you can’t smoke pot in your home anymore if you live next to this woman, and you won’t believe what they found in the throat of a Chinese dude.

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    EP 87 “A German Man Was Pounding His Schnitzel Too Loudly”

    Who wants to buy the Scarface mansion? It’s available. Did you hear the one about the gator who checks in at the bank? Plus, ghosting shitty friends is all the rage. Las Vegas is saying goodbye to an old friend, and I give you the ultimate way to spoil your dog. I pose the question, what is your most irrational fear, and beware of pump switching, which is a real thing. I give you the case of the curious cabinets, and then I wrap it up with the top five worst songs by actors.

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    EP86 “Guess Where People At Coachella Chose To Do The Nasty”

    Want to sleep better? Put your phone away; way away. Did you hear? Coachella was making people sick with $25 dollar slices of pizza, and driving a Toyota Supra does not give you permission to go 123 mph. A woman was accidentally paid $20,000 by mistake, and she tried to keep it. Wanna start your day off right? Take a walk first thing in the morning, plus a woman trashed a Subway restaurant because they didn’t put peppers on her sandwich. How did you accidentally discover your spouse was cheating on you? And guess where people at Coachella chose to do the nasty. A woman couldn’t get in touch with her grandmother so she called the police, and you’ll never guess what the grandmother was doing. How many times should you use your towel before grabbing a fresh one? And a giant chunk of ice came crashing through a family’s roof. What would you do? All will be revealed, so jump in!

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    EP85 “A Man Was Shot By His Own Dog”

    Today I give you the top 10 worst songs by actors, and winning a 167 million in the lottery won’t save you from being a pig. A guy was shot by his own dog, and the cops don’t seem to buy it, plus a guy stole a 30-ton excavator which took him straight to jail. If all humans disappeared from the earth, which animal species would rule, and rage booking is all the rage. She tried to pull one over on the government and it didn’t work, plus what’s something no one can change your opinion about. How do you feel when someone says you look great for your age, plus do you have tech neck? We’re hitting the hard stuff this week.

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