MOATAIF

Sister Marble struggles to fit in at prison while Brandon is exonerated. Then, Zach and RJ discuss a recent blizzard, their busy schedules, and how far a single bladder could piss. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are streamed.

Zach shares his annual journal data presentation for 2025 which includes his favorite movies, TV shows, books, and podcasts. _____MOATAIF on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@moataif_____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available.

In this gravy-free episode, Baby David Singh's fate is revealed. When Sister Marble intervenes, she's cancelled and seeks advice from Sister No & Scissor Woman. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Sister Marble and Brandon are arrested during their door-to-door dance scheme. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their upcoming project BONNADOOSE, RJ details his war on bureaucracy, and Zach's grammatical pet peeve leads to a discussion about the invention of punctuation. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

A woman tries out Scissor Woman's new business venture and Clark oversees the installation of the final set of arms. Then, Zach recounts a terrible experience he had with a wedding decorator, RJ discusses his work email characteristics, and they both ruminate on the deteriorating health of Zach's Mom's dogs. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Tristan and Hagerty field multiple project proposals at their new construction / marketing agency. Then, RJ presents coffee shop data related to his upcoming solo video, and Zach shares some cigarette ordering shorthands. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Big Red creates a Scissor Woman, Dr. Xavier testifies before Congress, and Sister Marble studies the sex habits of her parents. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their picks for the first (and second) Nobel Prizes in Computer Science. _____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

To celebrate their wins at the Azooie Awards, Big Red plans the perfect day at Disney World for Beverly, Sister Marble, and the rest of the gang. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the 700th video and the preparations necessary for the big night. _____700th Video: tinyurl.com/700thvideo_____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

The cast of MOATAIF prepare for the Azooies by finalizing their plus-ones, picking out gowns, and getting vitamin shots. Then, Zach and RJ discuss TV shows, Zach's new rehearsal experiences, and the retirement of legendary local broadcast journalist Cheryl McHenry. _____The Azooies at AustinZach00's 700th Video: tinyurl.com/700thvideo_____New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark, Beverly, Brandon, and Sister Marble struggle to understand the physics of a fly in the car. Then, Zach and RJ discuss places to go to avoid the upcoming dictatorship / World War, how cool it is to have a prominent king, and the best chocolate bars to use as a dildo. _____ The Wu-Tang Castration: https://tinyurl.com/castrationwutang _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available.

A select council of MOATAIF cast members work together to complete the cast's one Azooie Awards nomination ballot. Then, Zach presents his 2024 journal data including his favorite books, movies, and TV shows! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Big Red has a slapstick Christmas as he tries to continue nailing victims. Clark and Beverly reunite for a Goat Island Christmas Vacation. Then, Zach recommends "Here" to RJ and the duo talk about how the Big Momma film inspired their movie watching experiences in 2024. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark interviews the "stars" of 'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film' on his new podcast. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the upcoming premiere of 'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film,' their experiences working on and editing it, and the reactions of the first test premiere! _____ 'BIG MOMMA: A Big Daddy Film': December 7, 2024

Beverly & Belinda visit a pawn shop to earn fast cash on their Lesbian Wild Hogs trip to Sturgis. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their experiences working on the Big Momma film and honor disgraced / deceased director Morgan Spurlock. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark has a hard time getting Sister Corissa included by Beverly and Belinda. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their day of location scouting for 'Big Momma: A Big Daddy Film.' _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Six months later, things have changed drastically -- Beverly & Belinda are thick as thieves and Clark decides to shake up their throuple. Then, Zach and RJ select the 8 human survivors of the apocalypse by completing a corporate training exercise. _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are streamed!

An explosion at a pro-Sex Gremlin concert leaves Tristan and Hagerty's relationship in tatters. Then, Zach and RJ review Donny McCaslin's experimental jazz fusion album "I Want More" in the next installment of RECIDS on MOATAIF. _____ RECIDS Playlist: https:bit.ly/3yEozZr _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available.

The Nailer ups the ante with a public, Criss Angel 'Mindfreak'-type stunt in the center of New Springfield. Then, Zach and RJ read and discuss the final first draft of the 'Big Momma: A Big Daddy Movie' project; coming soon to the MOATAIF YouTube channel. _____ 'Big Daddy: Ridin' Dirty' Playlist - https://tinyurl.com/56me2mxj _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

As The Nailer's death toll increases, Spinray enacts a sewer-wide curfew. Then, Zach and RJ do a speed round notes-clearing discussion amidst technical difficulties: who gets honored, which finger do you start counting with, and why did Zach's grandma care so much that he called her brother autistic? _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Sister No Makes her debut as "The Nailer" sending shockwaves thru humans and Sex Gremlins alike. Then, Zach and RJ discuss Rumble Racing, ponder where the train conductor lives, and analyze the phenomenon of multiple false cabeese. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark & Beverly have an unexpected dinner guest as Sister No crafts another public hate-crime for Spinray. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their 2024 resolutions before Zach gives his annual journal data presentation for 2023 -- including Zach's favorite books, movies, and TV shows consumed in 2023. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Hagerty, Tristan, Marble, and Brandon all prepare for Clark & Beverly's annual Christmas party. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss their Christmas plans for 2024, the logistics of waking up at every possible time of the day, and the horniness of menstruation. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Hagerty steps up for Sex Gremlin-kind when Sister No devises a plan to stage a hate crime. Then, Zach and RJ discuss President Carter's physical appearance, Zach's recent 'Night at the Museum' binge, and RJ's spicy connection with a former coworker. _____ 'Worst Video Ever': https://tinyurl.com/345d9zjp _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

In MOATAIF's season 7 premiere, Clark & Beverly visit their deceased pets while Hagerty & Sister No both balk at the wild changes in New Springfield. Then, RJ is pretty sure he found a coworker on OnlyFans, Zach recounts the recent tribulations of Clark County's Republican Party, and the duo decide if the Pope is the AntiChrist. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

In the season 6 finale, Clark, Beverly, and the rest of Goat Island deal with their newfound fame and tourism boom. Then, Zach's piss bucket was found. Zach and RJ discuss whether or not to honor Matthew Perry and their experiences driving under the influence. _____ 'Plantation Stu & Friends': https://tinyurl.com/yfxv9k4s _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Marble and Baby David Sing recount the heroic actions that allowed them to free their friends from the Sitcom Filter. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the 'Pitch Perfect' series and Zach's recent trip to NYC -- including 'Here Lies Love,' 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child,' and 'Kimberly Akimbo' on Broadway! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available.

The Premier Russian Businessman deals with the birth of Shelley-Ann & Sister Marble's baby. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the hatred of A.I., the interviews at Zach's work, and the bus accident at their alma mater, all while honoring multiple things in a MOATAIF Honors-fest. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

As Tristan mounts his production of 'Othello,' Mirapose and Ivan struggle with the Sitcom Filter. Then, Zach and RJ discuss things they hate about TikTok, rumors they started in High School, and the SAG-AFTRA strike. _____ 'Cara Pituch' Video: https://youtu.be/mdYrj0xntmw _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Stuck at the bottom of the ocean in Brandon's makeshift submersible, Clark, Tristan, and Hagerty consider mutiny. Then, Zach and RJ discuss content ideas they've been dwelling on and the obstacles to bringing them to life -- followed by a bonus gravy about Zach's desire to own a PS2 again. _____ "Big Daddy: Ridin' Dirty" Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/457a6n2s 'Night Night, Babies' Video: https://youtu.be/2KHsXz3a85A 'Publicity Trip' Video: https://youtu.be/vyRq1MGuOu4 'Publicity Trip 2' Video: https://youtu.be/92WmXX8Lefg Piss Pants Liberal News Video: https://youtu.be/URU8surL2ss _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

As a twisted part of Svetlana's plan, Shelley-Ann competes on "The Dating Game" where (unbeknownst to her) she will be impregnated by the winning contestant. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss the highs and lows of their ten year High School reunion. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

When the power goes out, Clark entertains his friends and family with tales from the Holy Bible. Then, Zach hosts the fourth installment of the "IS IT?" game as Bri challenges reigning champ RJ for the title in "Is It An App?" _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Goat Island receives a distress call from a distant alien civilization. Can our heroes answer their call? Then, Zach and RJ discuss politics, Joe Rogan, and their disappointment in / excitement for the upcoming NWHS Class of 2013 ten year reunion. ____ Liberal Snowflakes (Episode 97): tinyurl.com/mr3c28zf Piss Pants Liberal News Video: https://youtu.be/URU8surL2ss ____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

The cast of MOATAIF competes on "Family Feud" as Clark's family takes on Sister No's family in a light-hearted competition. Then, Zach and RJ have a freeform (& perverse) discussion ranging from analyzing their MOATAIF voices to casual sex. _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sunday wherever podcasts are streamed!

Princess Filheimer interviews a new secretary as Samantha and Hagerty attempt to build good will. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri review Olivia Rodrigo's TikTok approved album 'SOUR' in the next installment of RECIDS on MOATAIF. _____ RECIDS Playlist: https://bit.ly/3yEozZr _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

To honor the memory of DG, his friends sing karaoke at his wake. Then, Zach and RJ discuss their week of near-death experiences! RJ suffered from nearly-fatal gallstones and Zach experiences a bomb threat at work.  _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

As things begin to crumble for Svetlana, she uses DG and his connection with Mirapose to reassert her dominance. Then, Zach and RJ discuss RJ's recent trip out west, their belief in the legalization of all drugs, and the recent Blu-Ray release of the documentary "I Think We're Alone Now." Listen as they reach out to one of the subjects of the film, Kelly McCormick, live on air! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available. 

Samantha tries to get Hagerty to flip sides as Svetlana's plan comes into focus. Then, Zach and Guest Co-Host Brianna Nichol Ragan discuss their favorite era of country music as they attempt to build a playlist of their Top 50 Country Songs.  _____ Cunt-Ree Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3XKWKtA Shania Choo Choo Twain Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3ZU6js7 Top 95 Country Songs Playlist: https://tinyurl.com/top95 _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark, Beverly, and the rest of Goat Island hunker down in the Community Center to weather out a bad blizzard. Then, Zach and RJ discuss 2022 in their year-end review. Zach analyzes his journal data and reveals his thoughts on the best books, games, films, & television shows he consumed last year. _____ 2021 Journal Data Discussion: https://spoti.fi/3iZhSO8 'Jackass Forever' Discussion: https://spoti.fi/3J9iE5S 'Content Sluts' Episode 1: https://spoti.fi/3H4islJ _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

DG puts strange ideas in Samantha's head as Shelley-Ann arrives with Christmas gifts and premonitions. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss the best moments, quotes, songs, and episodes of "Spongebob Squarepants" in one elimination bracket to determine the Best Spongebob Moment.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Dr. Xavier's office provides an interesting glimpse into the relationships of Clark & Beverly and Sister No & Big Red. Then, Zach and RJ honor the life of Zach's sister, Aly. Plus, the unauthorized debut & review of the "Matt & Spratt" short film and a discussion of James Bond / Austin Powers.  _____ I Am Recovery Center: https://www.iam-recovery.com/recovery-resources MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL On Set of "Matt & Spratt" Episode: https://spoti.fi/3H8e4DP "Wind Screen Fart" Episode: https://spoti.fi/3H4FP04 _____ Dedicated to Alyson Sneed (2002-2022) _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Clark deals with losing his penis as Sister Marble reunites with Brandon. Then, Zach and RJ imagine the 'Family Guy' theme sung by MOATAIF characters, commemorate an iconic (but controversial) RJ4.0 intro, reminisce on their first times swearing, and discuss their upcoming 10 year High School reunion.  _____ 'Visiting My Hero's Grave' RJ4.0 -- https://bit.ly/3E4AwKN 'Going to Corey Crabill's House' RJ4.0 -- https://bit.ly/3EpF0Nw 'Heaven is Forbidden' RJ4.0 -- https://bit.ly/3Uz9C50 'Newly Engaged Game' Video -- https://bit.ly/3hCytGu 'Full House' Alternate Intro -- https://bit.ly/3O3PPYI _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available!

Sister Marble gets lost in the woods on All Hallows' Eve -- the night when spirits and monsters roam Goat Island. Then, Zach and RJ discuss 'DAHMER' and Zach's Halloween 2022 movie marathon. After that, the duo discuss Dan Saks and the state of Clark County politics in a semi-update to their Clark County Democratic Party / Progressive Democrats discussion.  _____ Zach's 2022 Movie Marathon: https://bit.ly/3CXR0DY CCDP Episode: https://spoti.fi/2VVAt21 CCPD Episode: https://spoti.fi/3F1YWqr _____ Go to vote.org today and make a plan to vote for the Democratic Party on November 8, 2022! 

Mirapose struggles to keep control over her band of kidnapping, smuggling misfits. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the updates to Zach's work history -- after returning to Ohio, Zach details the end of his employment in Georgia.  _____ Zach's Work History: https://spoti.fi/3ztOJ0n RJ's Work History: https://spoti.fi/3SPEgGw Strange Masturbation Locations: https://spoti.fi/3e7itLm _____ New episodes of MOATAIF will air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available. 

In MOATAIF's Season Six premiere, Princess Filheimer awakes from her months-long coma. Then, Zach, RJ, and Bri discuss their recent increased sex drives -- Bri is preparing for her first queer experience, Zach is experimenting with vibrators, and RJ is curious if other friends discuss sex this openly.  _____ New episodes of MOATAIF will air randomly on Sundays wherever podcasts are available! 

In the Season Five finale, Brandon and Clark come to blows over the cost of Sister Marble's upcoming wedding. Then, Zach and RJ discuss the events that led to the closing of The AustinZach00 Wiki after a decade on the net. They mourn the data and discuss the closure's impact on their First Amendment rights.  _____ Thanks for listening to and enjoying MOATAIF's Fifth Season! We will (hopefully) begin recording a Sixth Season soon! Until then, stay MOAT folks. 

Clark helps Tristan make an appointment with the new doctor in town. Then, Zach and RJ catch up after the Midsummer Hiatus -- Zach tells some gossip from his recent family visit, the boys discuss developments in A.I. technology, and RJ tests his skills in 'What Dall-E Gon Do?' _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

While enjoying their cast party on Big Red Penis Island, the group is haunted by DG's demons. Then, Zach describes the claustrophobic and deadly details of the Nutty Putty Cave Incident in our third Disaster Presentation.   _____  MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL  Disaster #1: https://spoti.fi/3Oq5v89  Disaster #2: https://spoti.fi/3OJtTBC  _____  New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

DG has a hard time connecting with his would-be Big Brother HouseMates at the 'BIG BROTHER:MOATAIF' premiere party. Then, Zach and RJ have a 'notes-clearing' discussion: RJ met a man who sounds like Dr. Xavier, Zach used 'Fifty Shades of Grey' as an aphrodisiac, the boys stand up for the late Bob Saget, and more! _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!

Thirteen MOATAIF characters move into the BIG BROTHER house where they are under constant surveillance. Each week, HouseGuests compete for power, safety, and luxury items. One HouseGuest is evicted weekly until one player is crowned the winner in this Brant Steele simulation! _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available! 

Big Red and Sister No arrive for No's Immortal Dipping Ceremony and are shocked to find Goat Island unprepared. Then, Zach and RJ discuss and review "Jackass 4.5" -- they reveal some of their favorite scenes and discuss how the film compares to the other "Jackass .5" films. Then, the cast is revealed for the upcoming "BIG BROTHER: MOATAIF" competition! _____ MOATAIF on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3nDwCBL Via-Distance Streaming: www.flickcall.com _____ New episodes of MOATAIF air every Sunday wherever podcasts are available!