Episodes
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Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben
Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.
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Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything
Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.
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Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia
Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.
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Episode 75: Carol's Bible Study
Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.
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Episode 74: The World is Going to the Animals
This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.
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Episode 73: The Truth About Boomers
Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both...
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Episode 72: A Reunion Show
Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!
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Episode 71: Carol Has a Temper Tantrum
Corona scams; Joel is useless; Stoned
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Episode 70: A (Slightly) Extended Version
Quarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s
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Episode 69: Yes, We're Still Here
Old people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper
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Episode 68: All the Funny Things
Quarantine; disease; glory holes
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Episode 67: Carol's Disney Download
Shit skids; codpieces; homemade sex toys
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Episode 66: Cutting Room Floor with Beatbox
Aging; free form rap; animal sex
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Episode 65: Carol's Remorse
Animal hate speech; 62% vs. 40%; Duffy Moon bomb
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Episode 64: Jen's an Asshole
Canadia; ghosts; retards
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Episode 63: Real People-Cheesecake Jones
Fun facts about HIV; HIV jeopardy; can HIV be funny?
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Episode 62: Kids These Days
Groundhog sex robots; old man balls; string art
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Episode 61: The Anus is Cast
Judy's soft mouth; cast your own anus; Pinballs
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Episode 60: All the Dark Things
A dark web primer; Operation Dave; Captain Mango
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Episode 59: Real People-Michael
Cat puke; hernias; facts about the butt-hole
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Episode 58: Another Very Special Episode
Screaming koalas; the mansplaining convention; Don't Touch
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Episode 57: Jenny the Greek
Mucinex crotch revisited; trans-investigation; The Day My Kid Went Punk
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Episode 56: The Food Episode
Feeders and Gainers; an amputated foot; the magic of the After-School Special
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Episode 55: Another Christmas Disappointment
Toilet paper in the labia; the art of bullying; Carol's boner for Kristy McNichol
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Episode 54: Carol's Yankee Swap
Nursing homes; broken vibrators; a very serious Dear Daddy
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Episode 53: The Anus is an Electric Node
Cartwheels; an NPR fundraiser; ball shaving
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Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary
A boner for Adam Schiff; Fartgate; audio porn
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Episode 51: Carol vs. Urban Legends
Kegel exercises; the choking Doberman; baby flasks
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Episode 50: From the Echo Chamber
Joel gets ugly; semen allergies; holiday gift guide #1
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Episode 49: The (Cowboy) Cut
TWOT analysis; white trash fighting; child porn
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Episode 48: Carol's Slow Seduction of a Guest
Carol seduces with burps; Carol seduces with obnoxious sighs; Carol seduces with song
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Episode 47: Another Cutting Room Floor
Slow people; small condoms; menstrual cup tips
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Episode 46: Please Be Advised
Gin-soaked tampons; erotic vomiting; ear schmears
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Episode 45: Carol Jumps the Gun
A gynecological nightmare; the mystery of an abdominal flap; why birds are angry
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Episode 44: Off the Rails
Circus peanuts; faux foreskin; mega-shmegma
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Episode 43: Vaginal Smells
Dog piss; rat poison; Mucinex
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Episode 42: Networking
Sex party download; Mrs. Jefferson's secret; kissing Joel
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Episode 41: How to Prep for a Sex Party
Sprayed by a skunk; Dead Book; G-A-U-C-O
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Episode 40: Jen Takes to the Road
Joel, the slave boy; Jen, the fetish queen; Carol, slurring words
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Episode 39: Au revoir, Sophie
Sophie's schule for skool; Sophie slights the asshole; Sophie, pregnant at 50
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Episode 38: Another Cutting Room Floor
Flying butt plugs; a fire hose in the vagina; the lonely asshole
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Episode 37: Short but Not Sweet
Epstein's prison stint; Carol's labia curtains; the Log Dick
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Episode 36: Growing Up 80's Style
A punch in the head; getting your ass beat; the magic of wet toilet paper
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Episode 35: A Lyrical Episode
Police bust explanation; a millennial rant; wizard at the fair
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Episode 34: A Live Studio Audience
Aggressive farting; Match Game; a surprise and abrupt ending
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Episode 33: A Very Educational Episode
Chaturbate; nipple orgasms; condom rinsing
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Episode 32: The Commercial Episode
Sweaty spandex balls; plucking pubes; a speedy Japanese turn-around
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Episode 31: The Pleasure Gap
Alabama crazy; Carol's private cesspool; Alka-Seltzer in the vagina
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Episode 30: The Sorta Dirty Thirty
Enlarged clits; tranny drugs; lesbian types
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Episode 29: Carol, Up-Close and Personal
Carol's rage biting; Carol's wheeze-laugh; Carol's lack of a gag reflex (except when it comes to snot)
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