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Mom Swipes Left

by Mom Swipes Left

A multi-generational look at dating, personal hygiene, and general debauchery

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Episodes

  1. Episode 78: Real People-Brie Bordeaux and Her BitchBoi Ben

    Carol becomes addicted to a lame-ass game, and the two interview a drag queen and her bitchboi. Who's more feminine: Brie, Ben, or Jen? And a fantastic sweep of Drag Jeopardy leaves Carol ugly.

  2. Episode 77: The Official MSL Everything

    Grievances about trash and periods and the Bernie Sanders' porno. Also, a fan writes in with a question about Mom Swipes Left official picks. Lastly, the death of the ASS.

  3. Episode 76: The Truth About Alicia

    Carol goes off on a tear about a niece while Jen listens patiently. Jen quizzes Carol on the subtleties of Karens vs. Beckys vs. Alicias. They wrap it up with The Ten Stages of Quarantine. Also, Carol tells Jen (in a very unsympathetic way) that she's been cheating on her.

  4. Episode 75: Carol's Bible Study

    Carol and Jen talk murder hornets and predictions for what June 2020 will bring us. Carol debates if we're in the end-times or maybe just the middle-ish times. Also, she challenges Jen to a revenge Scat-agories.

  5. Episode 74: The World is Going to the Animals

    This week, Carol and Jen rant about ants, chipmunks, and Bernie supporters. Join Carol as she plays Scat-egories and reads a Dear Daddy from a fan whose masterbating habits have been hobbled by the quarantine. Lastly, a quiz: Yoga Pose or Sex Position.

  6. Episode 73: The Truth About Boomers

    Jen and Carol air grievances about quarantine protesters, skinny girl armpits, and the possibility of donating period blood to the Red Cross. Also, the worst ways to spend your stimulus check. They wrap up with a particularly frustrating conversation with a Gen Z-er who thinks that they are both...

  7. Episode 72: A Reunion Show

    Jen and Carol hash it out over quarantine hygiene. Carol refuses to smell Jen's crotch...again. Carol kills it in a 70's TV jingle quiz. Be sure to rate, review, and subscribe!

  8. Episode 71: Carol Has a Temper Tantrum

    Corona scams; Joel is useless; Stoned

  9. Episode 70: A (Slightly) Extended Version

    Quarantine fun; Jen considers tasting dog shit; Carol kicks ass at the 70s

  10. Episode 69: Yes, We're Still Here

    Old people and technology; corona-porn; Carol is a slapper

  11. Episode 68: All the Funny Things

    Quarantine; disease; glory holes

  12. Episode 67: Carol's Disney Download

    Shit skids; codpieces; homemade sex toys

  13. Episode 66: Cutting Room Floor with Beatbox

    Aging; free form rap; animal sex

  14. Episode 65: Carol's Remorse

    Animal hate speech; 62% vs. 40%; Duffy Moon bomb

  15. Episode 64: Jen's an Asshole

    Canadia; ghosts; retards

  16. Episode 63: Real People-Cheesecake Jones

    Fun facts about HIV; HIV jeopardy; can HIV be funny?

  17. Episode 62: Kids These Days

    Groundhog sex robots; old man balls; string art

  18. Episode 61: The Anus is Cast

    Judy's soft mouth; cast your own anus; Pinballs

  19. Episode 60: All the Dark Things

    A dark web primer; Operation Dave; Captain Mango

  20. Episode 59: Real People-Michael

    Cat puke; hernias; facts about the butt-hole

  21. Episode 58: Another Very Special Episode

    Screaming koalas; the mansplaining convention; Don't Touch

  22. Episode 57: Jenny the Greek

    Mucinex crotch revisited; trans-investigation; The Day My Kid Went Punk

  23. Episode 56: The Food Episode

    Feeders and Gainers; an amputated foot; the magic of the After-School Special

  24. Episode 55: Another Christmas Disappointment

    Toilet paper in the labia; the art of bullying; Carol's boner for Kristy McNichol

  25. Episode 54: Carol's Yankee Swap

    Nursing homes; broken vibrators; a very serious Dear Daddy

  26. Episode 53: The Anus is an Electric Node

    Cartwheels; an NPR fundraiser; ball shaving

  27. Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary

    A boner for Adam Schiff; Fartgate; audio porn

  28. Episode 51: Carol vs. Urban Legends

    Kegel exercises; the choking Doberman; baby flasks

  29. Episode 50: From the Echo Chamber

    Joel gets ugly; semen allergies; holiday gift guide #1

  30. Episode 49: The (Cowboy) Cut

    TWOT analysis; white trash fighting; child porn

  31. Episode 48: Carol's Slow Seduction of a Guest

    Carol seduces with burps; Carol seduces with obnoxious sighs; Carol seduces with song

  32. Episode 47: Another Cutting Room Floor

    Slow people; small condoms; menstrual cup tips

  33. Episode 46: Please Be Advised

    Gin-soaked tampons; erotic vomiting; ear schmears

  34. Episode 45: Carol Jumps the Gun

    A gynecological nightmare; the mystery of an abdominal flap; why birds are angry

  35. Episode 44: Off the Rails

    Circus peanuts; faux foreskin; mega-shmegma

  36. Episode 43: Vaginal Smells

    Dog piss; rat poison; Mucinex

  37. Episode 42: Networking

    Sex party download; Mrs. Jefferson's secret; kissing Joel

  38. Episode 41: How to Prep for a Sex Party

    Sprayed by a skunk; Dead Book; G-A-U-C-O

  39. Episode 40: Jen Takes to the Road

    Joel, the slave boy; Jen, the fetish queen; Carol, slurring words

  40. Episode 39: Au revoir, Sophie

    Sophie's schule for skool; Sophie slights the asshole; Sophie, pregnant at 50

  41. Episode 38: Another Cutting Room Floor

    Flying butt plugs; a fire hose in the vagina; the lonely asshole

  42. Episode 37: Short but Not Sweet

    Epstein's prison stint; Carol's labia curtains; the Log Dick

  43. Episode 36: Growing Up 80's Style

    A punch in the head; getting your ass beat; the magic of wet toilet paper

  44. Episode 35: A Lyrical Episode

    Police bust explanation; a millennial rant; wizard at the fair

  45. Episode 34: A Live Studio Audience

    Aggressive farting; Match Game; a surprise and abrupt ending

  46. Episode 33: A Very Educational Episode

    Chaturbate; nipple orgasms; condom rinsing

  47. Episode 32: The Commercial Episode

    Sweaty spandex balls; plucking pubes; a speedy Japanese turn-around

  48. Episode 31: The Pleasure Gap

    Alabama crazy; Carol's private cesspool; Alka-Seltzer in the vagina

  49. Episode 30: The Sorta Dirty Thirty

    Enlarged clits; tranny drugs; lesbian types

  50. Episode 29: Carol, Up-Close and Personal

    Carol's rage biting; Carol's wheeze-laugh; Carol's lack of a gag reflex (except when it comes to snot)

About this show

A multi-generational look at dating, personal hygiene, and general debauchery

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Mom Swipes Left have?

Mom Swipes Left has 78 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on May 31, 2020.

What is Mom Swipes Left about?

A multi-generational look at dating, personal hygiene, and general debauchery

How often does Mom Swipes Left release new episodes?

Mom Swipes Left publishes weekly, based on its 78 episodes since December 2018.

Who hosts Mom Swipes Left?

Mom Swipes Left is created and hosted by Mom Swipes Left.
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