PODCAST · kids
Mom vs Dad
by Milo
11-year-old Milo has pitted Mom against Dad. Each episode he has them debate a topic using logic, facts, and humor. Who will win? Only time (and Milo) will decide.
Episodes
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Everything vs Everything: Random
In this episode, Dad is the best, Mom shows restraint, and Milo enforces the rules.
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Moths vs Butterflies
In this episode, Dad pitches a new business idea, Mom flies by night, and Milo has to decide which is better, moths or butterflies.
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Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies
In this episode, Dad is nuts for cookies, Mom suggests baking your way to the top, and Milo is anti-cannibal (take that Mr Peanut)! Here we are again arguing about food. It's Chocolate Chip Cookies vs Peanut Butter Cookies!
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Quiz Show: Mammals, Cars, and Trees
In this episode, Dad cries like a baby, Mom tries to murder gerbils, but Milo is all business. It's a quiz show episode, starring mammals, cars, and trees.
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Everything vs Everything: Random
We're back after a brief absence due to host illness! In this episode, Dad is kind of drab, Mom tries to make a violent spin off, and Milo hardly coughed at all. It's our rapid fire episode. Listen for some nonsensical arguments.draft
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Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes
In this episode, Dad builds a cabinet, Mom is out of humor(s), and Milo questions Dad's judgement. It's Hot Chocolate vs Milkshakes!
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Gorillas vs Orangutans
In this episode Dad exercises his vocal folds, Mom snacks like a gorilla, and Milo builds a nest. It's Gorillas vs Orangutans!
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Quiz Show: Dragons, Cake, and Ears
In this episode Dad is all ears, Mom loves you, and Milo defines dingaling.It's the quiz show episode: Dragons, Cake, and Ears.
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Everything vs Everything Random
In this episode, Dad remembers the '90s, Mom speaks for the sinners, and Milo thanks a dog. It's our rapid fire episode!
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Seagulls vs Pelicans
In this episode Dad discuss cannibalism and vampirism, Mom gets jinky with it, and Milo has to decide, which is better: seagulls or pelicans!
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Pigs vs Cows
In this episode, Dad regurgitates his argument, Matilda interrupts Mom, and Milo can't remember what comes first: pigs or cows.
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Quiz Show: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese
In this episode, Dad doesn't think branded words are words, Mom is thinking of fingers, and Milo gets a sponsorship from the cheese council. It's a quiz show episode: Anagrams, Foreign Words, and Cheese!
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Rapid Fire: Mythical Creatures
Dad loves horsey tails, Mom doesn't know her gorgons, and Milo introduces us to a new mythical creature that none of us can pronounce. It's the rapid fire episode!
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Dad vs Dad
In this episode, Dad vs himself, Mom is too sick to show, and Milo makes some hard ass questions. It's a weird quiz show episode!
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Leviathans vs Mermaids
In this episode, Dad discusses slippery dead people, Mom likes to be predictable, and Milo has to decide, which is better: Siege-busting Leviathans or Alcohol-loving Mermaids!
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Everything vs Everything: Christmas
Good tidings to you! Tidings? Yes, tidings. In this episode, Dad defends traffic, Mom doesn't eat reindeer fries, and Milo prefers to be happy. It's our Christmas rapid fire episode...and it's as strange as it is merry!
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Sledding vs Ice Skating
In this episode Dad likes watching kids fall down, Mom goes over time (and gets in trouble), and Milo has to decide which is better: sledding or ice skating!
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Mistletoe vs Holly
In this episode, Dad is immature, Mom falls asleep, and Milo has to decide, which is better: mistletoe or holly. It's our first episode of Season 4 and our first Christmas episode of 2021!
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Quiz show: Kangaroos, Noodles, and the 80s
In this episode, Dad gets a slap on the wrist, Mom speaks Italian, and Milo awards half points. It's the quiz show episode...with kangaroos, noodles, and the 80s.
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Everything vs Everything: Thanksgiving
In this episode, Dad lies about presents, Mom summons the Grim Reaper, and Milo welcomes Ed the Unicorn Head. It's our rapid fire episode...with turkey!
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Cranberry Sauce vs Mashed Potatoes
In this episode, Dad loves to dance, Mom dives into the history of performance nutrition, and Milo has to decide which is better, cranberry sauce or mashed potatoes! Here are the links Mom promised in the episode so you can read more about the history of cranberries....
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Candy Apples vs Caramel Apples
In this episode, Dad has a weak jaw, Mom gets harsh, and Milo has to decide which one is better, Candy Apples or Caramel Apples.
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Halloween Quiz Show
In this episode, Dad takes the pity point, Mom tells a completely real story about the origin of "Jack O Lantern," and Milo imitates an owl. It's our Halloween Quiz Show episode: Movies, Candy, and Jack O Lanterns.
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Everything vs Everything Halloween
In this episode, Dad promotes face eating, Mom rests on her laurels, and Milo's pronunciation is a phenomenon. It's our monthly Everything vs Everything episode, Halloween style!
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Poltergeists vs Banshees
In this episode, Dad can't remember which side he's on, Mom's point stinks, and Milo has to decide, which is scarier: Poltergeists or Banshees?
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Haunted Mansions vs Haunted Graveyards
We're back! And since it's October, we have a rule: spooky debates only. In this episode, Dad loves corpse bugs, Mom sees ghouls around every corner, and Milo has to pick which is scarier: haunted mansions or haunted graveyards.
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Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches
In this episode, Dad has a mind like an iron trap, Mom cleans her plate, and Milo unshelfishly provides clues. It's Quiz Show: Rocks & Jewels, Exoskellies, & Sandwiches!
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Everything vs Everything Instruments
In this episode, Dad references cat butts, Mom is a theremin, and Milo gives pity points. It's everything vs everything: instruments!
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Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs
In this episode, Dad tries to bribe the judge with a dog, Mom likes to dig and drool, and Milo gets the giggles. It's the battle of the breeds: Golden Retrievers vs French Bulldogs.
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Crackers vs Peanuts
In this episode, Dad eats a bucket of peanuts, Mom mispronounces cracker, and Milo has been doing this for 12 months! It's our one-year anniversary episode: Crackers vs Peanuts.
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Quiz Show: Gerbils, Nuts, & Arachnids
In this episode, Dad makes nut jokes, Mom makes the other kind of nut jokes, and Milo yells "scorpions."
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Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff
Dad thanks James Thurber, Mom declares it's poop day, and Milo experiments with his brain. It's Everything vs Everything: Off the Cuff.
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Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters
In this episode, Dad ends with a ditty, Mom is pro poop, and Milo learns to popcorn. It's Guinea Pigs vs Hamsters!
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Trees vs Bushes
In this episode, Dad beats around the bush, Mom supports moms, and Milo weighs jam flavors. It's Trees vs Bushes!
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Quiz Show: Fish, Bugs, & Fruit
In this episode Dad knows his pizza, Mom speaks Latin (sort of), and Milo gives credit where credit is due. It's our new format for the end of the month: Mom vs Dad, quiz show style.
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Everything vs Everything: Random
In this episode Dad promotes diseases, Mom advocates for cigarettes, and Milo likes to exercise. It's Everything vs Everything: Random.
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Peacocks vs Flamingos
In this episode, Dad calls feathers stupid, Mom loves limericks, and Milo wants to eat some mud. It’s the battle of the birds: Peacocks vs Flamingos.
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Garlic vs Onions
In this episode, Dad adjusts his will, Mom doesn't think she married a vampire, and Milo messes up. It's our stinkiest argument yet: Garlic vs Onions.
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Possums vs Opossums
In this episode, Laura makes a stinky argument, Chris talks linguistics, Milo has trouble keeping his guests in line, and Mom and Dad stand by. It’s the season 2 finale and FINAL EVER guest episode: Possums vs Opossums. We’ll take a break next week and be back for season 3 on June 6! On June 27...
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Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2)
In this episode, Mom throws stuff at Dad’s head, Dad argues against Big Chapstick, and Milo covers stuff in electrical tape. It’s Everything vs Everything: Grab Bag (Take 2).
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Bagels vs English Muffins
In this episode, Dad makes an airy argument, Mom kind of likes being dense, and Milo has to pick which kind of breakfast bread makes the best pizza. It's bagels vs English muffins. Warning: this episode is not gluten free.
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Tubeworms vs Black Dragonfish
In this episode Dad calls some animals plants, Mom says a bad word, and Milo has to decide between two creepy creatures. It’s the battle of the tubeworms and the black dragonfish.
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Tiger Sharks vs Goblin Sharks
In this episode we learn that tigers are lions, goblins aren't real, and no one has any limericks. Our guests Sarah and Jeff are back to debate the merits of tiger sharks and goblin sharks. *Do* go in the water and find out who wins.
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The Worst of Everything vs Everything
Milo goes negative when he has Mom and Dad debate why the opposing topic is bad. This rapid-fire episode has it all: horses, pigs, a rhinoceros who said mean things about Milo. Have a listen!
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Apples vs Oranges
People said we shouldn't compare apples and oranges, and to that we say, DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO.
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Orangutans vs Lemurs
In this episode, Dad wishes for a stink gland, Mom advocates for the throat sac, and Milo needs more information. Who will win the battle of the primates: orangutans or lemurs?
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Piranhas vs Betta Fish
Our guests this month debate the merits of two misunderstood fish: Piranhas and Betta Fish. Take a bite out of this episode...before it bites you!
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Everything vs Everything Censored
Kids, DO try this at home. In this rapid-fire episode, Milo pulls up a random word generator and has Mom and Dad debate completely unrelated topics. But that's not all! Milo also censored the debate so they have to think of different ways to describe their topics. The result...chaos.
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Eagles vs Hawks
In this episode, Mom pretends to spit, Dad won't stop talking about squirrels, and Milo has trouble deciding. Which bird gets your vote when it comes to eagles vs hawks?
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Nachos vs Tacos
Work up your appetite as you listen to the latest episode of Mom vs Dad: Nachos vs Tacos. It's a high-stakes week, since tonight Milo, Mom, and Dad will eat the winner! Will we have Taco Tuesday on a Sunday, or will we belly up to the nacho bar?
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Frequently Asked Questions
How many episodes does Mom vs Dad have?
Mom vs Dad currently has 78 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Mom vs Dad about?
11-year-old Milo has pitted Mom against Dad. Each episode he has them debate a topic using logic, facts, and humor. Who will win? Only time (and Milo) will decide.
How often does Mom vs Dad release new episodes?
Mom vs Dad has 78 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Who hosts Mom vs Dad?
Mom vs Dad is created and hosted by Milo.
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