Mondays: What Sunday Threw Up

The Mondays crew is working on a brand new episode. Before that happens, Carl wanted to go back in time and reveal the history of Mondays.

Karen, Mark, Richard and Carl fill everyone in on what they've been doing since the last Mondays. Karen unleashes 3 years of pent up life at the speed of cocaine. Carl misreads the label on a bottle in the fridge at his brother's Superbowl party. Mark and Karen tell their kids to stop listening to Mondays and go to bed. Karen wears a bikini, because fuck you. Mark Miller, well... we're not really sure what happened to him. He was here, then he was gone, then he called in, then he was cooking potatoes in space with Elon Musk. Richard is shocked when he learns that his go-to strange Japanese device website has gone away. Regardless, he finds the weirdest most fucked up Japanese USB-connected device ever.

Recorded April Fool's Day 2013. Carl has an incident at the local Henny Penny. Karen tells you why you suck. Professor Igor J. Schmeckle addresses the ASSWIPE conference about the U.S. Sequester of 2013. Horror Baby #2 brings poop back to the table. The Mondays crew go back in time (or is it forward?) with Dwayne, Scmheckle, Schmeckle's ass and Karen's ass to save the world. Millah has a new tale of Somali pirates dumber than him. Richard scares us all with a new assortment of horrible toys.

Carl and Richard hire Jessie Sternshus, a professional comedy consultant, to help the crew maintain their comedic edge. Karen's sister's doctor prescribes a series of maritial aides. Carl has an accident and also happens to have been in his car. Mark is fixated on a threeway. Mark and Karen provide a public service announcement littered with apologies to the cultures of the world. Richard finds some very scary toys. Oh yeah, something strange happens in the studio with a gift from a fan.

We did it! We finally got a REAL Sponsor!. Carl spaces out on Things I've Learned This Week. We learn what REALLY happened to Shmeckle. Karen scours her brain for a bit. Come to think of it, so does Mark. Richard finds the coolest stuff, including a real still!

Holy crap, Karen! Have some Google Love! Karen Mangiacotti is THE PENIS MOM. She tells us all about how her blog post went viral and what it was all about. Carl catches us up on his musical activities with some great new tunes. Mark finds perhaps the dumbest of the dumb criminal types. Carl has a bit of trouble at a wedding with his house cleaner's camera. Karen experiments with alternative means of getting a vodka buzz, and Richard finds amaaaaaazing toys for sale on the Internets.

Carl shares some unintentionally inappropriate domain names, Karen reads misleading news headlines, Old Naked Guy makes the news, Mark and Karen are... well... you'll see. Chris Castle makes his Mondays debut. Carl has a problem at the MVP Summit. Richard gives practical toys.

Carl is feeling a little bloated. Mark and Karen join a commune. Carl shares a Satchmo tune by Solvo. Karen has her own amazing tale of poo, or is it a tale of amazing poo? Mark has three incredible stories of dumb. Horror Baby gets a new partner in crime. And, as always, Richard finds toys to satisfy his toyish desires.

Recorded December 5th, 2009, this one sat in the vault and got forgotten. Carl's so friggin lame. Mark and Karen announce Cockblock #7 and generally keep everyone abreast of their sexual exploits, Carl has some random lessons from the last few months, Mark discovers a dumb guy's dumb guy, Karen takes on Cosmo, and Richard (as always) finds the craziest shit ever.

Mark and Karen tied the knot! Carl sends Dwayne to Hell on an important mission, Karen goes off on Glamour Magazine, Carl has problems with products and services, Horror Baby goes to the Aquarium, Mark's Dumbah subject gets thirsty for beer, Mark suffers the smackdown that is the nubby, Mark gets all ripply and shit, and Richard suggests a Beaver Stuffing Kit, among other fab toys.

Carl's got neighbor problems. Mark and Karen have a very disturbed child. New Franklin Brothers Music! Carl experiences *really* hot food in a new way. Karen goes off on Mrs. America. Dwayne returns. Mark finds the dumbest of the dumb. Mark and Karen have sex. No, really. Richard finds perhaps the most disgusting toy ever.

Karen brings the baby to the show! Mark gets no sex for 8 weeks. Carl has rats. Baby gets motor oil for Christmas. Karen reviews a new connection film. You'll never guess who it's about. Mark gives the tards the respect they deserve, and Richard finds the coolest toy ever. Ever.

All we're saying is that true Mondays fans will be shocked. And not by the language (although we no longer bleep - you've been warned).

Darth Vader is back making the dumbah news! Carl tells a stanky story of music and mud in Nawlins, Karen wants mandatory bumper stickers and nearly escapes an early death at a skanky bar, Mark recounts a story of Jedis and He-Holes (you just have to listen) and Richard finds the most offensive toy website to ever reside on the Internets.

Lawrence makes his Mondays debut and wonders if he'll ever come back, Karen goes off on Miller's Man-Boyness during her rant on the art of neglect. Miller comes through with the "funniest Dumbah than Me Title Ever", Carl teaches his kids about the laws of physics at the amusement park, Richard says "screw you all" and comes up with a list of the worst bad toys ever assembled. Geoff is seen sweeping the hallway.

Richard dies, Carl and Mark explain why there hasn't been a show since October, Carl babysits two demons, Mark finds a discount phone sex line, Karen goes to the Oscars, and Richard comes back from the dead to show some of the most disturbing toys of all time. This show is NOT bleeped. Not Safe For Work (NSFW).

Carl tells of his tales of woe traveling to Amsterdam and his experiences in Bulgaria. Karen talks about how there's no such thing as a guarantee, Richard is forced to use TinyURL for his toys, and Mark is completely obsessed with Karen's ass.

It's an all-new show recorded live at Pwop Studios in front of a studio audience! Carl confesses to a crime involving hornets, Karen moves on, Millah almost comes to blows with Karen's husband, and Richard finds a guy online who built a 500-some-odd foot slip and slide!

Karen develops a target rash. Carl has an altercation at Jiffy Lube, Mark relives another harrowing tale involving small animals, and Richard tries to get a word in edgewise.

Mark steals the show with the dumbest Dumbah than Me All Star to ever grace the Mondays department of dumbness, The least-dumb of all the least-dumb emerges from the cryogenic freezer, Carl gets a lesson in peeping tom laws, Karen confronts the art of distraction, and Richard shows off electric tazer clothing.

Karen, Richard, Mark, and Carl are back for another Mondays! Carl considers the complexity of the female voice, Karen wants the local women to get real - and a bubble tub , Mark goes postal on the TSA, Carl doesn't quite get the last Wii at Best Buy, and Richard has a boob story.

Geoff is out sick, Karen joins Carl, Richard, and Mark for the first show of 2007. Karen is in need of laugh therapy after dealing with the loss of her mother. Mark crosses the line over and over and over again. Carl considers the different versions of Vista, and Richard brings forth the most eclectic array of ah... .devices... ever assembled on Mondays. Enjoy!

Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are together again .This time to discuss fetishes, Spanish meat, pe-seasoned duck shot, new and exciting uses for fireworks and the fate of a four hundred year old nimrod. And oh...Happy Holidays!

Carl, Karen, Richard, Mark, and Geoff are all together in the studio this week. Mark delivers what could be the funniest dumbah ever, Carl takes his cat to a questionable vet, Karen gets pissed at exploitive parents, and Richard... well, you know.

Karen sets the tone for this show with stories of domestic dumbness. Geoff follows suit with an eruption against microphone touching, and Mark has stories of dumb that involve our fearless leader. Carl gives the dogs at the baggage claim an unexpected treat, and Richard finds some bad bad bad bad toys.

Carl, Richard, Mark, Karen and Geoff are back once again! The recurring theme of this week's show is not unlike the infamous Hawaiian Lackanookie syndrome. Bluvaries.

Carl, Richard, Mark, and Karen are back! Goats are prominently referenced in this show, thanks to Mark Miller. Come to think of it, only a small part of the show has to do with goats. It's just that, well, you'll never forget it. This is for better of for worse. We don't know. Just listen

Karen explains her abscense last week, and it's the hottest story of the year. Carl finds out how to deal with Zombies. Mark finds the most accident-proned human being on Earth. Richard calmly takes it all in and distills it into some toys. Carl re-lives the ones and zeros with Roy Ogborn, and we have a live audience.

Karen is away watching her house burn down, Geoff tries to pick up his hot cousin at a family reunion, Carl gets in trouble with his neighbor, Mark dabbles in optical illusions, and Richard... well, you know.

We've gone back through the archives, and after realizing how crappy the first 11 shows were, we included Mark's Dumbah than Me segments starting at show #12, which is when he began doing the 'You Sir...' bit. Of course there are various stories mixed in. Hey, it's the best of! Consider this a prelude to Millahseconds! You can hear Kirk Webb and Nick Landry in some of the early bits.

Mark is gravely concerned about his personal details leaking out onto the Internet via the unscroupulous lack of editing on Carl's part. Geoff is away finishing up his move back to the area. Carl teaches us what he's learned this week. Mark has Dumbah! Karen says "Get over yourself!" and Richard has achieved Toy Nirvana.

The full cast is here! Carl tells us what he's learned, Richard toys with us, Karen helps us manage our 'collections,' and there's even a little poo, too. And can you believe it? Someone wants to sponsor this crappy show?!

Rory Blyth joins the crew, seing as he was in town, Geoff makes a comeback, Karen and Rory trade venomous insults, Mark Miller has tales of dumbah (as always), Carl learns how NOT to deal with animals who chase you on your bike, and Richard is replaced by the patented Richard 2000 automatic funny machine.

Carl, Richard, and Mark are joined onstage by Michele Leroux Bustamante in front of 400 puzzled Dutch software developers ad the SDN conference in Arnhem, The Netherlands.

This about sums it up, huh?

Richard makes a showing of gratuitous libation, Mark is pissed about an 8-hour layover, Our friend Marco shares what is quite possibly the funniest series of answering machine messages we've ever heard, Carl shares what he learned this week; some headlines; and a call to Shmeckle, and the toys come at you relentlessly until you can't take it anymore.

The crew takes a powder this week so that we may bring you this collection of Carl's best bits from the first 50 shows.

We have arrived at our 50th Mondays episode. The fans heap on the praise via telephone and skype, Natalie Portman gets stoned, Karen tells us why she still shows up for Mondays, Carl learns a few things this week, Millah has 3 stories of dumb, and Richard has toys that will blow your mind. Other than that, it's a crappy show and you shouldn't listen.

Carl pleads that the crew refrain from using the F-word to avoid going broke on editing costs. Mark is in the netherlands suffering from terminal reverberation, Karen lays down the smack on her so-called friends, Carl learns the importance of being PC the hard way, and Richard resurfaces with some killer USB toys.

Karen reveals her thing for firefighters, and then takes on Google. Carl finds some headlines and shares what he learned last week. Geoff is still missing. Mark finds a naked old guy in the news, and Richard digs up a walking robot horse.

Mark thinks he's evil, Karen offers stories from the Subways of Boston, Richard explains Cream-O to Americans, Carl introduces "What I've Learned This Week", Karen offers advice on how to take timeless pictures, Mark has some killer Dumbah, and Richard offers his usual smattering of great and scary toys.

Karen and Geoff are away somewhere but Carl, Richard, and the Millahnater dish up plenty of yuks... and bad news. Cheney is hard to resist this week. Lots of headlines. Week in geek, Dumbah, and Toys, and a few stories to boot.

Grapefruits were in the news this week. Listen to the show to find out why. Geoff is in the house, and now we can't shut him up. Karen gets real (as always). Carl gets into cat hurling. Mark finds another crazy old naked guy in the news to report on. Week in Geek, and Richard finds the coolest toy we've ever seen on Mondays. No, really.

Mark outs the PTA lady, Karen gives nerds tips for picking up women, Carl gets a Prius, Mark finds the dumbah among us, and Richard has awesome toys.

This week the whole gang is back with special guest, punster Gary Roma. Gary has been featured on Michael Feldman's Whadya Know and has won accolades for his documentaries and standup comedy. Karen is back! Geoff is back! Mark has a dumbah! Richard has toys! It's Mondays!!!

Carl and Richard do a little research around the technologies being announced at the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas, which Richard was about to attend. Bob joins the team as an intern in the sound room, Lawrence tries his hand at announcing this stupid show, Carl complains about the crap on TV, and Mark... well... let's just say he's afraid of skin tags.

Carl, Richard, and Mark discover that it's hard to be funny when Geoff isn't there to groan and Karen isn't there to giggle. Needless to say, we think they pulled it off. You'll have to add your own laugh track, but if you don't like it you can always get your money back. Carl geeks out again, Mark rants, and Richard talks toys. Gee. Sounds just like the last show..*sigh*

Geoff is trying to discover the meaning of life this week, he'll be back next week. Carl pokes Adam Curry, Karen finds a dead body and makes us all feel indadequate as parents, Mark has stories of dumb guys and naked old guys in the news, and Richard has struck USB gold.

Carl, Richard, and Geoff are on tour with .NET Rocks!, and stopped in Austin, TX for the weekend. They rented out a room at Dave and Busters north of the city and recorded this show. Mark Miller flew in for the show, and will be joining the other guys on the road trip from Austin to Los Angeles.

Whilst on the .NET Rocks! Visual Studio 2005 Road Trip; Carl, Geoff, and Richard find themselves in a basement studio near Philadelphia recording Mondays with two guys from the Otaku Generation podcast. Mark Miller is there remotely, and offers the usual in highbrow intellectual humor.