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Monkey Don't

by Helium Podcast Network

Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 19: Wellie Jackson

    This week on Monkey Don't we sit down with comedian Wellie Jackson (@welliejackson) from "Orange Is the New Black" and Tina Fey's "Girls5eva." We talk to him about his problem with losing weight and then he tells us a story about the worst relationship he's ever been in. Lucas recaps his wild…

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  2. Episode 18: Matt Bowman

    This week on Monkey Don't we sit down with our friend, comedian Matt Bowman (@battmowman). We talk to him about his problems with his cats peeing all over his house, and his girlfriend insisting on practicing tattooing on him. We then talk to our audience about their own problems with their cats....

  3. Episode 17: Molly Densmore

    In this episode of Monkey Don’t, we sit down with comedian/actress Molly Densmore (@dollymensmore) and talk to her problem with wanting to freeze her eggs. Nathan struggles with creepy fans crossing boundaries. Then we talk to the audience about their problems with owing money to the government,...

  4. Episode 16: Abby Washuta

    On this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with New York-based Comedian Abby Washuta (@abbydubinsta) from HBO's "Succession." She tells us a story about the best way to get a job, then we help her with her problem with booking comedy shows. We then help our audience with their problems with...

  5. Episode 15: Zach Petrovich

    New York-based comedian Zach Petrovich sits down with us to talk about his problems with parking tickets We also introduce a new segment on the show Looking Back On It. We then help our audience with their problems with noisy pets, making friends, and resolving family feuds. Listen to the end to...

  6. Episode 14: Dan Frigolette

    On this episode, we have on our long-time friend Dan Frigolette (@danfrigolette) from "The Wendy Williams Show" and HBO's "Boardwalk Empire." Dan takes over the podcast, analyzing our hosts and helping them with their problems. We also talk about our audience's problems with oral hygiene and...

  7. Episode 13: Matthew Broussard

    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we sit down with our friend and fellow comedian Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday). We talk about his problem with chronic back pain, as well as talk about a recent debacle that happened during one of his shows. We also help out our audience with their problems…

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  8. Episode 12: Adam Gabel

    On this episode of Mokey Don’t we have our old friend Adam Gabel (@ajgabel). We talk to him about his problem with aging and losing his sight. Then we help out our audience with their problems with lack of sleep, wardrobe malfunctions, and coming out to your father.

  9. Episode 11: Jack Reichert

    On this episode of Mokey Don’t, we have our good buddy, Jack Reichert, on to talk to us about his problem with his religion and moving to New York during a pandemic. We also talk about our audience’s problem with embarrassment, breaking up with your girlfriend, and dealing with isolation during a...

  10. Episode 10: Ronnie Smith

    On this episode of Monkey Don’t, we sit down with our friend Ronnie Smith (@therealronniesmith) and talk to him about his problem with not having enough money, which most of us can relate to. We also give advice to our audience regarding their problems with living with someone with differing...

  11. Episode 9: Otter Lee

    For this episode of Monkey Don’t we sit down with our good buddy Otter Lee (@otterleemoy) who stars in Stephen Colbert’s Tooning Out the News. We talked to him about his problems with finding a quality man, then help our audience with their problems with drug abuse, losing weight to be more...

  12. Episode 8: Jacob Williams

    On this episode, we have our pal from MTV’s "Wild ‘n Out" Jacob Williams (@mrjacobwilliams) on to discuss his problem with his addiction to social media. He then helps us answer problems from our audience regarding dealing with isolation, breaking news to a significant other, and handling...

  13. Episode 7: Usama Siddiquee

    On this episode, we have our friend from "America’s Got Talent," Usama Siddiquee (@usamastandsup), on to discuss his problem with his living situation during a pandemic. We also help our listeners with their problems with loneliness, following your dreams, and ordering too much delivery.

  14. Episode 6: Dan Frank

    For this episode of Monkey Don’t we brought in our friend and producer of the Dan Frank Comedy Show, Dan Frank. We discuss his problem with receiving unsolicited explicit pictures on dating apps, as well as help our audience with their problems with long-distance relationships and real estate.

  15. Episode 5: Leland Long

    For this episode of Monkey Don’t, we brought in our co-host from the original Times Square open mic Leland Long (@bonafideleland). We talk to him about his problem with holding grudges. We also help the audience with their problems with entering the workforce, dating multiple women, and building...

  16. Episode 4: Charlie Dawson

    On this episode of Monkey Don’t, our friend Charlie Dawson stops by to talk about his problems with quitting smoking. He also helps us helps our audience with their problems with lying, being a third wheel, and hating your job.

  17. Episode 3: Carla Sadornil

    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we have special guest Carla Sadornil (@carlasadornil) on to talk about her problems with her divorce. We also help the audience with their problems with waking up on time, homophobia, and being attracted to women taller than you.

  18. Episode 2: Michael Good

    In this episode of Monkey Don't, we welcome special guest Michael Good (@michael_good1125.) We talk with him about how to make his girlfriend's parents laugh, as well as help the audience with their problems with crumbling friendships and porn addiction.

  19. Episode 1: Monkey Don’t Pilot

    In this episode of Monkey Don't, hosts Nathan and Lucas talk about their own problems with love and health They also help their audience with their problems with confrontation, being in love with their best friend, and one person's attempt to seduce one of our hosts.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.

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Helium Podcast Network

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Hosts and New York Comedians Nathan Orton and Lucas Hinderliter take your problems sent in from social media and provide fake advice.

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Monkey Don't has 19 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.

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