Monster F*****s Anonymous

It's not just the stink, we invited those flies in because we're talking about the sexy insects we hope invade our homes! Today we're talking about: Romina (Elden Ring) Meruem (Hunter x Hunter) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Email [email protected] Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

All the furries can SIT DOWN! We're spotlighting the scaly scaly muses of their close cousins in this episode about lizard monsters! Today we talk about: Syzoth (Mortal Kombat) Yamata no Orochi (Japanese Myth) Rate us on ⁠Podchaser⁠ and Apple Podcasts or support us on ⁠Ko-fi⁠! Email ⁠[email protected]⁠ Follow us on Twitter ⁠@MonsterLoverPod⁠ Edited by ⁠Kestrel E⁠ Art by ⁠ribbysauce⁠ Intro/Outro Music: ⁠Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister⁠

We're going BIG this episode because its all about giant monsters! If you've ever fantasized about being swadled by a two-storey behemouth then this one's for you because today we're talking about: Green Knight Mothra Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Email [email protected] Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Epsiode Topic from: ⁠Navaar⁠ Caller: KendoMakesFilms Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

Grab your snacks, sit back and get your trivia ready because we're having another movie night! In today's epiode we talk about: Pinhead (Hellraiser, 1987) Frankenstein's Monster (Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus, 1818) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Email [email protected] Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

Thanks to KAOS we're back on our Greek myth grind and this episode gets especially corporate. Cleric gives a sponge bath, Joe has a flashback and Kes gets lost in the wilderness. Today we're talking about: Charybdis Polyphemus Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Email [email protected] Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

This one starts as an episode about psychics but we lose the plot real quick, folks. By traversing the deep recesses of our childhood memories, we present to you the following picks: Bill Cipher King Boo Wuya Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

We're biting the bullet and talking about League of Legends today. Thankfully we have Michelle Jones (she/her) to guide us through the Summoner's Rift. Today's champions: Rek'sai Kindred Aatrox Rate us on ⁠Podchaser⁠ and Apple Podcasts or support us on ⁠Ko-fi⁠!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter ⁠@MonsterLoverPod⁠Edited by ⁠Kestrel E⁠Art by ⁠ribbysauce⁠

Today we celebrate the enemies of the Decepticons in our second Transformers episode! Will the Autobots be better partners than their lifelong rivals? We talk about: Grimlock Hot Rod Arcee Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

This episode is long overdue but we're finally turning our full attention to the Transformers! Today it's all about the lean, mean Decepticons and the ways we'd pierce their cold, metal hearts. Blackarachnia Soundwave Starscream Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

It's our long-awaited 50th episode! Not only are we revisiting dragons but we're talking about the sexy sky serpents you sent us! Let's see who's on today's docket: Smaug (The Hobbit, submitted by vo_colon) Dragon (Shrek, submitted by Jade, Alex, Am_ridz, Nalawu) Syn Shrenron (Dragonball GT, submitted by Derkadurr) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

We're ready to return but first, a few words!Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi!Email: [email protected] us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPodEdited by Kestrel EArt by ribbysauce

We're adding Jenn (she/they) to our adventuring party as we brave some nasty encounters with the characters of Baldur's Gate 3! Today we talk about: The Emperor Auntie Ethel Ansur Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Boston - Pulsed Between Two Worlds - Farrell Wooten The Noble - Jo Wandrini

Today we boldly go where we have already been: to the realm of aliens and space creatures. In this episode, we talk about: Garrus (Mass Effect) Giroro (Sgt. Frog) Predator (Predator) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel E Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: In Night's Embrace - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Lieutenant Baker - Mary Riddle Gus Trickle - Hampus Naeselius

What be that from just beyond port? Why, it's a daring sailor going down on a sea mistress like they're bobbing for apples! Today we're joined by Kendrick (they/he) and we're delving deep into the enchanting sea and all she has to offer. Today's picks: Jinbe (One Piece) Granmamare (Ponyo) Bakunawa (Philippine Mythology) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Dancing Fire - Alan Carlson-Green A Secret Way - DEX The Great Escape - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

We're going back to our roots and re-visiting our first episode's topic: Demons! Even after being sent to the void, Cleric and Josephine have prepared some devilish recommendations so your next stay in hell can get hot and heavy. Also there might be something up with Kes... Today we share our thoughts on: FurFur Kurama (Naruto) Producer Pick Check out the webcomic Josephine mentioned: Lady of the Shard by gigi d.g. Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: The Small Things - Leimoti Rise From the Shadows - Hampus Naeselius Vatican Mystery - Trailer Worx

Today, we see how the cookie crumbles and- wait. Something feels off about this recording. Something sinister is lurking. Can you feel it? The thrum of building anticipation as we watch for what approaches form the horizon? Change is in the air and there's nothing our hosts can do to stop it! Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister

It's a dark, snowy night and you hear a knock at your door. Standing on your porch is us and our friend Eli (they/them) singing Christmas carols for you and the neighborhood! What does this have to do with the show? Well this week, we're taking to the stage to talk about monsters from our favorite musicals! This week's cast: Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas, 1994) Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice) Karnak (Ride the Cyclone) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Trollmors Vaggsång (Violin Version) Hide Me Notice - Arden Forest

It's time to d-d-d-d-dick down some monsters or die trying. In this episode, we summon Oleander (they/them) to walk us through the world of Yu-Gi-Oh. Today's monsters are: Burstinatrix Yubel Eldlich Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Mile High Lovin' - Rockin' For Decades Rise of the Dead - Rymdklang Soundtracks Fight Until We Die - Ruiqi Zhao

It's about time for us to revisit our friends from beyond. We're joined by special guest Alyssa (they/them) and we're diving once more into the incomprehensible grasps of the eldritch! Today's picks" Wiggly (Hatchefield Series, 2018) Behemoth (Underwater, 2020) Ghatanothoa (Glorious, 2022) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Wiggle - Black Friday A Costly Mistake - Trailer Worx Return of Light - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen

Awake, hunter! In today's episode we're exploring the darkest corners of Yharnam in search of some monsters to give our own paleblood to (if you know what I mean). With Dusty (he/they) as our guide for all things Bloodborne, what could possibly go wrong? Today's picks: Vicar Amelia Moon Presence Martyr Logarius Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Touched by the Light - Edward Karl Hanson From Hell - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Dark Pianos 01 - Tobias Carlsson

The long-awaited day has finally arrived! We're talking about a classic monster we've been avoiding up until this point, and there's no chance we're giving them the fanfare they deserve. This is us we're talking about. Anyway, close your curtains, put away the garlic, and wear your lowest-cut shirt because in this episode we're talking vampires! We're joined by our Marketing Strategist, Gwendolyn Kelly (she/her), and here are today's picks: Olrox (Castlevania: Nocturne, 2023) Marceline, The Vampire Queen (Adventure Time series, 2010-) Bram Stoker's Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula, 1992) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: I'm Not Asking - Hampus Naeselius You're Out (Instrumental Version) - The Devil's Sway At the Abyss - Golden Anchor

Every show gets to phone in at least one episode, right? Today we're tackling the last of the deadly sins in appropriate manor; half asleep and putting in half the effort. Regardless of us succumbing to sloth ourselves, we're excited to rate these lazy lovers so here are today's picks: Baku (East Asian Mythology) Belphegor (Christian Demonology) Lady Midday (European Mythology) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Utakata - Sayuri Hayashi Egnell The Taste of Fear - Christian Andersen Distant Fortune - Daniel Kaede

It's game night and we're playing Hungry Hungry Hedonists! Today is all about the deadly sin of gluttony, so indulge yourself on our dulcet tones and join us as we rate today's picks: Beelzemon (Digimon franchise) Beelzebub (Umineko: When They Cry) Gluttony (Full Metal Alchemist) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Funky Rock Dawg - Def Lev Multiverse - Brightarm Orchestra On the Edge of Change - Brightarm Orchestra Additional Music Rock Solid - Mothers Madness Waltz for Maybe - Jonah Aardekker

Come in, kick back and relax, It's movie night and we saved a spot just for you! We're once again perusing some of our favourite films for today's picks but this time we're joined by a special guest, the talented author Laura Andrea (she/her/ella) for a monstrous movie marathon. Today's sexy starlets of the silver screen are none other than: Unnamed Alien (Untamned, 2016) Elaine Parks (The Love Witch, 2016) Nazgul (The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, early 2000s) Rate us on Podchaser and Apple Podcasts or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: No 19 In Cmajor KV 465 IV Allegro Molto - Traditional Piece of Cake - Mac Taboel The Portal - Bonnie Grace Other Songs: Waltz for Maybe - Jonah Aardekker

I'll say what everyone else at MFA Inc is too scared to utter; we're tired of thinking for ourselves! Thankfully, Fabian Lelay (he/him) was so kind as to bring us a whole host of creatures from Philippine mythology, and so today's picks are: Tikbalang Manananggal Sarangay Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Car Accident - Experia The Secret Life of Filmon - Farrell Wooten Sublimation - Red Dictionary

Happy Pride Month!!! Today's episode isn't a trip down memory lane, we're stumbling headfirst into the loving (and vindictive) arms of the icons who made us who we are today. We stand in the presence of greatness and assisting us in the Sisyphean task of ranking every monster, we're joined by Amihan / @therosecleric (he/they), and today's picks are: Eris (Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas) Megamind (Megamind) Gantu (Lilo & Stitch) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: An Austere Man - Fabien Tell Might as Well RocknRoll (Instrumental Version) - TAGE Event Horizon - FormantX

It's 12am in 2009 and we're booting up the family computer to find the darkest and creepiest stories on the internet! We're joined by Zachdevs (they/he/she) and we're talking about creepy pastas all night long... In today's episode you'll hear us talk about: Slenderman Sonic.exe Laughing Jack Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: It's Coming - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Mirror 45 - Lennon Hutton Beast by Beast - Edward Karl Hanson

Sharing is caring and I would throw every single one of you under the bus for a chance at one of today's picks, but since that would mean we wouldn't have an episode, I guess we can make an exception. In this episode, we're looking at some of the greediest monsters as we continue through the seven deadly sins: John Silver (Treasure Planet, Disney) Pixiu (Chinese Mythology) No Face (Spirited Away, Studio Ghibli) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Madame Pirate - Kikoru The Lion's Hoop - Jon Bjork Ghost Train - Martin Klem

Prostrate yourselves before us, lowly listener, for today you stand in the presence of kings, no! Gods, nay! Something beyond even fathomless divinity; which is what I would say if we were one of today's picks because today, we're looking at monsters filled with pride (and a whole lot of prejudice). On the docket: Tengu (Japanese Mythology) Perfect Cell (Dragonball Z) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Straight Flush - Isaac Larson My Way - Frank Sinatra Try to Figure It Out - Alan Carlson

Sure, being held by someone who looks at you with adoring eyes, like you're their entire world, sounds 'great' and 'normal' but sometimes you need a real freak. Someone who would otherwise be trying to take over the world in a mad frenzy if you weren't trying to get them to dominate you. Well, you're in luck because we have just the monsters for you! Today's picks: Nightmare (Soulcalibur franchise) Lyssa (Greek Myth) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Hail Mary - Edgar Hopp The Changeing - Christoffer Moe The Throne Is Mine - Ruiqi Zhao

It's time to take the gloves off. Today, we're no longer holding back and delivering the SEXIEST monsters known to mortals! You better get some ice shipped in from Uranus, because this one is too hot to handle. In this episode we're talking about: Gelatinous Cube (Dungeons & Dragons 5e) Grave Mind (Mass Effect series) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: In the Name of Courage - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen Mystical Tension - Dream Cave Press X Twice - Lexica Other Music: Smooth Talking - Nocturnal Spirits Hold That Thought - The New Fools

Today, we venture to where many a good man has gone mad having gazed upon the ancient secrets of the world. Where they failed, succumbing to the creeping darkness crawling across their fragile minds, we boldly pick up the torch to light the way. What do we possess that they did not? The sheer, unbridled power of horniness. In today's episode, we’re joined by special guest RekItRaven (they/she) to talk about some eldritch cuties! Today's picks: The King in Yellow (Robert W. Chambers) Nyarlathotep (H.P. Lovecraft) L'neta (Sucker For Love, video game) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Weapon of Choice - Fabien Tell Solar Stream - Hanna Lindgren Sugar High - FLYIN

The dead aren't the only thing rising today (hey-oh!). For today's episode, we're joined by Amanda/Pandacabra and we're talking about the following monsters: Charon (Greek myth) Leoric (Diablo game series) Brook (One Piece) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Fiction / Reality by Hip! No Sister Monster Description Music: Rememberance - Fabien Tell The Atonement - Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen The Ghost Pirate Ship - Luella Gren

Hey babe, is that a space army in your pocket threatening to invade earth or are you just happy to see me? This week, we're returning to the stars with another episode about aliens! Today's picks: Vilgax (Ben 10 series) Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers cartoon) Producer Pick This episode is sponsored by Read By Daylight podcast! Check out the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Forever Again - Bonkers Beat Club Peacewalker - ELFL Kepler's Hope - Year of the Deer Music License

As Valentine's Day approaches, we thought we'd explore the most romantic topic of all, and find monsters that best represented the holiday. Then we scrapped the recording and decided to focus on jealousy instead! In today's episode, we talk about the following monsters: Megaera (greek myth) Envy (FullMetal Alchemist) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Music License Monster Description Music: Hungarian Charade - Magnus Ludvigsson Stepping on Glass - Eneide Lalala - Hara Noda

In today's episode, we're joined by special guest Rook/RJKGames (they/them) to talk about the bosses of Elden Ring! The tarnished has nothing on us and our dedication to hunting down these decrepit demigods and today's boss rush includes: Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy Blaidd Malenia, Blade of Miquella / Goddess of Rot Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Stasis by Steve Oxen I Remember You by David Fesliyan The Pain That Never Left by David Fesliyan Music License

Get ready gamers, this week is all about the hottest and most repulsive monsters Nintendo has done the service of creating for us. This week's picks: King DeDeDe (Kirby franchise) Bowser (Mario franchise) Audience Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Go to our website or Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Sound effects obtained from Zapsplat and SampleFocus Music License

Welcome to Monster F*****s Anonymous, a show where we rate and date your favorite monsters! This show features Cleric (he/they) and Josephine (none/she) as two purveyors of monster-loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided and sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy. This show is edited by Kestrel Esin The art of our hosts was designed and created by Ribby

It's the last episode of 2022 so we have to send off the year the right way (and that's by talking about fucking monsters). Here are the final picks of the year: Krampus (European Folklore) The Grinch (From Dr Suess' How the Grinch Stole Christmas) Producer Pick Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Deep 5Hz Relax No Theta by Tim Kulig Bumbling In The Dark by Steven OBrien Lost In The Dark by Steven OBrien Additional Music Christmas Theme 3 by Alexander Nakarada Christmas Tree by Rafael Krux Deck The Halls 2 [instrumental] by Frank Schroeter Music License

On our trip through the frozen wastes, we face three deadly encounters! Never trust directions from your tinder date: Yuki-onna (yōkai, Japanese folklore) Frost Giant (Dungeons & Dragons 5e) Producer Pick Please rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Faded Dreams by Shane Ivers Fantasy Overturn by Shane Ivers

It's the end of fall (or autumn if you're correct) and we're bringing you a few monsters we think are perfect to cuddle up to as the seasons change! White Tiger of the West Quetzalcoatl Producer Pick! Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Music from fesliyanstudios and filmmusic.io Serenity by David Renda Mysterious Suspenseful Music by David Fesliyan Silver Lake by Rafael Krux Music License

In today's episode, Hamnah Shahid (any/all) answers our prayers and joins us to talk about demigods! Today's picks: Cú Chulainn (Irish mythology) Zagreus (Supergiant Games' Hades) Dionysus (Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson series) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod We're going to PAX Unplugged! Find more info here https://unplugged.paxsite.com/en-us/schedule/panel-information.html?gtID=785884&panel-name=The-Best-Monster-Lover-Tournament-Bracket-13-and- Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada

In today's episode we've summoned the spirit of Gwen (she/her) from the other side to talk about the old flames who still haunt us... today's picks are: Wraith (Dungeons & Dragons 5e) Alecto I (Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir) Skulker (Danny Phantom, Nickelodeon cartoon series) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Link to the Monster Description Music Music License

Content Warnings: emetophobia 8:10 - 27:04 In today's episode special guest PrincexCalamity (she/they) takes us through the world of Behaviour Interactive's Dead by Daylight and some of their most alluring killers. Today we talk about: The Plague Pyramid Head (Silent Hill 2, 2001) The Artist Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Carne Arrabiatta by Tim Kulig Dead Spaces by Tim Kulig Ingestion Of Sorrows by Tim Kulig Music License

In today's episode we are joined by special guest RK Wilde to talk about movie monsters! Today's dates to the theatre are: Incarnation of Death (Suspiria, 2018 remake) The Babadook (Babadook, 2014) Constance Nebbercracker (Monster House, 2006) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Follow us on Twitter @MonsterLoverPod Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Esin Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Unnatural Situation by Kevin MacLeod Colorless Aura by Kevin MacLeod Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeod Music License

In today's episode we are joined by our artist Ribby (he/they) to talk about OUR FAVOURITE MONSTERS: Jorōgumo (08:52 - 28:40), Venom (Marvel Comics) & The Minotaur (Greek Mythology) Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided/sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Funky Cocktail by chilledmusic Music License

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Ibraheem (he/him) to talk about the following fey 'creatures': Titania, Queen of the Fairies (A Midsummer Night's Dream), Dryads and... Elves? Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided/sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Funky Cocktail by chilledmusic Music License

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Theta (they/them) to talk about the following aliens: Na'vi (James Cameron's Avatar series), Spock (Star Trek franchise) and Audrey II (Little Shop of Horrors) Rate us on Podchaser or support us on Ko-fi! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided/sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by Kestrel Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Funky Cocktail by chilledmusic Music License

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Livinaday (she/they) to talk about the cryptids: Hatman, Goatman and Mothman Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided/sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by hollowcompass Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Funky Cocktail by chilledmusic Music License

In today's episode we are joined by special guest Akinomii (she/her) to talk about the yokai: Futakuchi-onna, Oni and Kuchisake-onna Rate us on podchaser or support us on ko-fi! Monster Fuckers Anonymous features Cleric (he/him) and Joe (any) as two purveyors of monster loving. This podcast offers a ridiculous system of dating and rating what it would be like to romance a wide array of monster types. This podcast is blasphemous and raucous, but most of all horribly misguided/sex-positive! If you love monsters, two queer people arguing, and meta cut-ins by our lovely editors, this podcast is the one for you. Warnings: MFA is not a podcast for minors. Content involves strong themes of sex, kink, profanity, and Christian blasphemy (if that’s a problem for you). Edited by hollowcompass Art by ribbysauce Intro/Outro Music: Tavern Brawl (feat. Kevin MacLeod) by Alexander Nakarada Monster Description Music: Funky Cocktail by chilledmusic Music License