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Mop Swingers

by Adam Skorupskas

A horror podcast, that can terrify even the most brave soul to the bone. Each week, another sanity destroying story, about Peter and Adam, brothers from Detroit. They have big plans to write and direct movies out in Hollywood. But until then, they are just a couple of mop swingers, trying to survive working in a haunted car dealership. A scripted podcast about a few very important things. How can you survive your horrifying job, and keep showing up every day? How can you keep the dream of escaping the horrifying job alive? How can you handle the fear of never escaping? It is also about the comedy of all this. And it's about movies, lots of movies.

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Episodes

  1. Adam's Never Ending Battle Against Stuttering

    A podcast about my never-ending attempts to cure myself of stuttering,

  2. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 53.

    Excerpt: Adam launched the double wrapped bag of diapers, fearing all the terrible things that could happen, but didn't, at least that time. "I hope if I ever make it, I don't sound like a total idiot like when every other writer gets interviewed."

  3. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 51.

    Excerpt: "The familiar feeling of absolute dread welled up inside Adam. "I was thinking yesterday about, this weird thing about movies, like, what is the greatest thing that a movie has to offer a human being?"

  4. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 50.

    Excerpt: Peter wiped fingerprints off telephones. "I liked how he kept falling. There hasn't been such a drunk on screen since Nic Cage in Leaving Las Vegas."

  5. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 47.

    Excerpt: Then Peter saw the rest of the pigeons. The garage was full of them. They were all dead. The heads, lopped off, as if by some insane farming tool.

  6. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 45.

    Excerpt: "You were amazed to see the Zamboni hum back to life, happily cleaning the floor at full strength, once again. "Target has the cool novelty socks."

  7. The Mop Swingers 43,

    This is an amazing letter from a 22 year old, Hunter. S Thompson, written to his friend, in an effort to show what is meaningful in life, so that his friend doesn't kill himself. At least not right now. I thought it fit perfectly with the mop swingers ethos. So I'm going to read it here. And...

  8. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 43.

    Excerpt: A drunk, homeless man tripped, and fell in the dumpster sludge. His half pint of El Toro Tequila broke. Various kinds of muck covered what remained of his attire. He shook his fist and promised the end would soon be at hand. You hoped he was right, but doubted it. You went back inside in...

  9. The Mop Swingers Podcast: 42

    Excerpt: You were losing your grip. You increased your rate of work to the speed, akin to that of a gold medal sprinter. Just to clear your mind for a few seconds. "What if the stories central conflict, is about how people doom themselves with their own obsessions?"

  10. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 41.

    Excerpt: Peter dumped Ammonia on a hazard area. "I'm telling you. Opening frame: by the Nile river. Doors are smashed. Crypts are unsealed. Things get worse from there."

  11. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 40.

    You shielded your ears. "Do you ever want to go, "Five Easy Pieces?" Hop on a pickup truck with a piano and play off into oblivion."

  12. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 39.

    Excerpt: "Frederic Oglivay stepped out of the Rolls-Royce. His chauffeur closed the door behind him."

  13. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 38.

    Excerpt: "Peter swerved to avoid, once again, the man in the black walking slowly across the road. "I was watching, "The Last Waltz," the other night. I love the bleeding of tracks. Not used very much any more. But a very powerful tool."

  14. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 37.

    Excerpt: "Peter watched one chimp murder another chimp on Animal Planet."

  15. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 36.

    Excerpt: "Peter shielded his mind at all costs, from yet another betrayal of reality."

  16. Mop Swingers: Episode 35.

    Excerpt, "You know who has a weird filmography? David Aire." You walked into a spiderweb. "One could say it is a spectacular display of mediocrity. He did U571. Then he did Fast and Furious. Then he did Sabotage. Then he did Deep Blue."

  17. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 34.

    Excerpt: He hoped their wives smelled like Funions, and were shaped like whales. "I tried to watch Captain America Civil War. Couldn't make it through ten minutes."

  18. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 33.

  19. Mop Swingers: Episode 32.

    Excerpt: "A green, steaming, liquid oozed out from beneath the bathroom door. Most people would have reeled back in terror. Peter hit it three times with a wet mop, temporarily vanquishing the beast. "Would have done great in the WW2."

  20. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 31.

    Excerpt: "Peter put a dollar in the vending machine. He asked for Skittles, but the damned machine gave him some candy corns. "I would like to do a, "Night Of The Demon." remake. I mean, a movie about a demon, or demons, escaping Hell, and causing mayhem, up here."

  21. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 663.

    Excerpt: "A door closed by itself. Peter saw it, but ignored it. "And yet, perhaps, be disturbed, emotionally connected? And then you have these battles of more than 2000 tanks, mobilizing. And it would work as one movie. Not some damn HBO mini-series. This takes place during one battle. See,...

  22. Mop Swingers: Episode 28.

    Excerpt:"You made a confused face. "You never saw, "Das Boot?" Peter had to restrain himself from strangling his brother. "Of course I have seen, "Das Boot." And yes, it's an all-time classic, but it's not the only submarine story. What do you know about history?"

  23. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 28.

  24. Mop Swinger Podcast: 5503.

    You and Peter continued on the deep and savage way in those dust filled hours of the night. The world has yet to show them any quarter.

  25. Mop Swingers: Episode 21.

    You and Peter discuss the making of Clerks, dislike of Kevin Smith, and do battle with a Zamboni. They encounter horrors like, S&M, Scarlet Sunrise, violent circles, christian, scientology, occult, cleaning, haunted, demons, mother, love, death, dreams, hard work, and so forth.

  26. Mop Swingers Episode 25

  27. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 20.

    While mopping the place of shadows, you and Peter discuss the Hitchcock Truffaut doc, and broken hoop dreams from many moons ago.

  28. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 19.

    The Mop Swingers find out an escaped Nazi has been hiding out in their midst for years. They also mop the bathrooms, and discuss Francis Ford Coppola movies like, "The Conversation," "Rumble Fish," and, "Twixt."

  29. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 18.

    Among subjects that are touched upon in this shocking episode: Richard Nixon, Billy Walsh from Entourage, and China's foreign policy, and geometric mopping techniques.

  30. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 17.

    To the sounds of Norman Greenbaum, the mop swingers tackle another shift, and discuss, "The Wild Bunch," and, "The Battle Of The Republic," and, "Friends Of Eddie Coyle," Cogan's Trade," and what is the saddest street in Detroit. They almost notice the impossible architecture of the haunted...

  31. The Mop Swinger Podcast: Episode 16.

    On this episode, the mop swingers discover they are working on an ancient Chillicothe burial mound, discuss meeting the writer of, "Cool Hand Luke," and provide a guide for trapping polar rats.

  32. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 15.

    You do battle with a vacuum bag, and betrayal and discover the existence of a terrible new form of evil. Not the worst night.

  33. Mop Swingers: Episode 14.

    Adam and Peter discuss the use of black SUV's in 90's action movies, the friendship of Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson, and deal with the perils of cursed occult architecture.

  34. Mop Swingers: Episode 13.

    Peter and Adam discuss the unheralded Leonardo Dicaprio classic, "Don's Plum." (Seek out this movie!!!) ponder film editing, and battle a succubus in a vending machine. Among other horrific events...

  35. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 12.

    Adam and Peter discuss the deeper meaning behind, "Seven," and "Payback," learn to ignore the ridicule of philistines, and notice the ancient origins of the dealership.

  36. Mop Swinger Podcast: Episode 11.

    Adam and Peter talk about the Muscle Shoals Documentary, swing some mops, and avoid the gathering darkness.

  37. The 10th Mop Swingers Podcast Episode

    You and Peter discuss forgotten movies, watch Animal Planet with Art The Mechanic, and encounter an old Indian chief.

  38. Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 9.

    You and Peter talk how to cast a heist movie, clean a bathroom, and do battle with death crazed rats!

  39. The Mop Swingers Podcast: Episode 8.

    Join the mop swingers in one of their past lives, as they talk about Hammer Film's Dracula, clean an important office, and take a talking Octopus to Denny's.

  40. Mop Swingers: Episode 7.

    You and Peter discuss DSLR cameras, untangle mops, and avoid a creature which lives down below.

  41. Mop Swingers: Episode 6.

    You and Peter drive to work, talk horror movies, run from the cops, and witness an atrocity.

  42. Mop Swingers: Episode 5.

    Peter and you talk about the usual suspects, clean windows, and see a demon child.

  43. Mop Swingers: Episode 4.

    The mop swingers continue to survive another shift from Hell, and talk about movies.

  44. Mop Swingers: Episode 3.

    Peter and Adam fight through another graveyard shift at the haunted car dealership, talk movies, and battle monsters.

  45. Mop Swingers: Episode 2.

    Peter and Adam fight more monsters, and work on their next movie.

  46. Mop Swingers: Episode 1.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

A horror podcast, that can terrify even the most brave soul to the bone. Each week, another sanity destroying story, about Peter and Adam, brothers from Detroit. They have big plans to write and direct movies out in Hollywood. But until then, they are just a couple of mop swingers, trying to survive working in a haunted car dealership. A scripted podcast about a few very important things. How can you survive your horrifying job, and keep showing up every day? How can you keep the dream of escaping the horrifying job alive? How can you handle the fear of never escaping? It is also about the comedy of all this. And it's about movies, lots of movies.

HOSTED BY

Adam Skorupskas

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A horror podcast, that can terrify even the most brave soul to the bone. Each week, another sanity destroying story, about Peter and Adam, brothers from Detroit. They have big plans to write and direct movies out in Hollywood. But until then, they are just a couple of mop swingers, trying to...

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Mop Swingers is created and hosted by Adam Skorupskas.
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