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Morning JaM
by Morning JaM
Mike and Jon have been friends for 20 years. However, for the past six have not lived in the same place. Mike moved to Sydney when Jon moved to London. Jon then moved to Sydney, so, a day later Mike moved to London. Mike then moved back to Sydney and so Jon moved to Alice Springs.This podcast started off as a way to keep in touch across hemispheres, and is now about their various mishaps, shenanigans and life-shambles as they struggle to settle into Aussie life and one day rekindle their bromance in the same city.
Episodes
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E070 - Mike Is A Model Now
This week on the JaM, Mike tells us about his new career, his 5-a-side Masters debut and some exciting news from the world of brass tribute bands. The boys also learn, once again, what Mike has in his house. The Morning JaM would be absolutely walking on sunshine if you contacted them at...
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E069 - Oooh 69
TO BE WRITTEN (It's taken Jon long enough to edit this, don't expect blurb too!) The Morning JaM would be absolutely walking on sunshine if you contacted them at [email protected], especially to give your opinion on whether Mike's Nailbourne fact is better than Jon's Todd River fact. Theme...
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E068 - COP26 and Vaccine Lies
The JaMmers try to get serious this week with discussions about the COP26 and Instagram vaccine conspiracies, but then Mike farts and normal service resumes. Jon is upset that a TikTok'r is getting famous by telling rubbish facts, which is something he has done for 68 episodes now and continues…
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E067 - Getting Drunk And Doing a Baldwin
For the first time since their respective moves the JaMmers have managed to do consecutive episodes without a break, leading to very little excitement amongst the podcasting community and / or their friends and six listeners. This week we get topical as Mike confuses his work colleagues with his...
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E066 - The One That Came After The One That Never Came
After an absence of three weeks, while Jon couldn't be arsed to edit the podcast, the JaMmers return! And this time, it's the same as all the other times! (If not, a bit more awkward) Jon's settling into Alice Springs life by dressing up as Chad Kroeger and doing Karaoke like he is 25 again,...
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E064 - Flakey Times In Alice Springs
After a short break while the JaMmers struggled to make their various moves, they are back. Jon is finally free in Alice Springs and struggling with his skin going as flakey as Goldmember's in the Northern Territory heat. Meanwhile, Mike has started a new job in Sydney and is struggling to...
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E063 - Australian Quarantine #4 - How To Win The Flatmate War
Jon is nearly finished with Quarantining in the Northern Territory, so planning for his next step must begin. As Jon embarks on moving in with a girl, Mike and Jon hatch a plan so that Jon can become the undisputed 'better flatmate'. Meanwhile, is it acceptable to piss in the ocean? Does Jon's…
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E062 - Australian Quarantine #3 - Sydney's Loss Is Almost Alice Spring's Gain
Jon has escaped Sydney, but has he made it to Alice Springs? From within his quarantine room Jon updates us on the epic saga that is his move to Alice Springs, including another BIG ANNOUNCEMENT of future life choices. Mike meanwhile wants to make sure everyone knows he has had it worse than Jon...
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E061 - JaMassic Park: The Lost Jon
This episode of the Morning JaM starts with Mike misspelling cobra and it goes down hill from there. Jon has a move imminent, if the Northern Territory will let him in. Mike, meanwhile, is definitely in lockdown again. Meanwhile Mike's urine has turned green, and even more worryingly, his new...
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E060 - AstraZeneca Vs Pfizer
When Jon feels a sudden pain in his chest the Morning JaM pontificates on three possible reasons, could it be caused by a) A blood clot from Jon's recent AstraZeneca vaccine? b) A broken rib from Jon going ass-over-tit running to get his UberEats Delivery? or, c) Jon is a hypochondriac and…
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E059 - The Race To Draw A Penis
If you were stood by the side of a road with a piece of chalk and a peloton of cyclists heading your way, would you risk your life to draw a penis on that road before they get there? That is the question Jon asks this week. Meanwhile both members of the JaM are getting vaccinated - Pfizer vs AZ,...
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E058 - JaM To The Future
Lockdown is taking its toll on Jon who really doesn't have anything to talk about. So after a slight false start and a re-recording we now get to listen to him re-tell the exciting tale of his time in the queue at a ServiceNSW to get his Medicare card. Jon also has a dilemma, does he trust the...
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E057 - Jon Is Leaving Sydney, But Where Is He Going?
Jon has a big announcement to make! But Mike simply has to tell you about his week playing with children's balls and how a dog named Pepper became his Alpha. Jon is still fuming about billionaires going to space, both JaMmers are confused by Australian fashion, Jon has a fact about a place called...
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E056 - Football's Going To Rome While Jon's Stuck At Home
Marmite vs Vegemite! The great debate is finally here! But first, Morning JaM takes a serious turn to discuss the events at Wembley. Jon condemns the racist abuse the footballers received after missing their penalties, while Mike seems to suggest it is ok to beat up Italians. Different hot takes…
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E055 - How Do You Eat Your Sausage?
Football's Coming Home! But, Jon isn't allowed to leave his. As Jon struggles to make lockdown sound interesting, Mike is relishing his new found freedom in rural New South Wales. While in lockdown Jon wonders if a work colleague has called him fat, how did that man break his w*lly and why aren't...
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E054 - Australian Quarantine #2 - #FreeBritney More Like #FreeMike
Mike continues his Australian quarantine and therefore doesn't have a lot to talk about. So sit back, strap up (and/or on) and listen to an episode of the Morning JaM that feels like you're living the dull, monotonous life of Australian quarantine along with Mike as he explains, in arguably too...
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E053 - Australian Quarantine #1 & Britney's TikTok
Mike has finally made it onto Australian land, but he is quarantined into a hotel room. As such, the Morning JaM has yet to be reunited and sound qualities may still vary (as if that'll ever get fixed). However, that doesn't stop some excellent debates about whether Mike would look like a ballbag...
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E052 - Mike Apologises To The Scotch
After having listened to a previous episode with some Scottish chums, Mike is forced to apologies for some of his remarks made in the past. Following this podcast, a Morning JaM spokesperson has said: "The Morning JaM would like to make it clear, that although Mike is 50% of the content, he does...
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E051 - Pegs of Star Wars
This week's episode finally has decent sound quality! Jon posts a few corrections from last weeks episode, Mike is relieved about finishing his 30 gifts in 30 days for Bec's birthday. He also tells us about his win in football, how his notice period is going and an interesting funeral he…
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E050 - Bon Anniversaire!
This week's episode is essentially a series of lists. To celebrate their one year podcasting anniversary - that's right you've wasted a year with us - Mike reels off all the ideas of his that didn't make the cut including "what is the correct way to shower?" and "who was Billy Big B*ll*cks?" Jon...
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E049 - Mike Meets A Bad Man
This week Mike meets what he suspects is a bad man, Jon meets a cockney-Australian (according to Mike) Salesman, and Mike steals his own food from his old address. Mike also started the episode quite drunk, and hasn't the best sound quality, so apologies for that! The Morning JaM would love it if...
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E048 - She's Not The Pegging Type
Despite the name, the usual 'male' humour of the podcast is put to one side (for the most part) this week, instead Jon and Mike discuss the origins of the word 'was', and, in one of the geekier segments they've done, whether Star Wars' rule of two is better than Buffy The Vampire Slayers' rule of...
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E047 - Did We Cause Bill Gates' Divorce?
No, we most certainly didn't cause the break up of Gates relationship, but we did record before the news broke, so can you blame us for trying to get some more listeners using it?! Jon carries on his quoting Nicolas Cage at the start of an episode routine and explains what George Clooney and...
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E046 - Super League of Conspiracies
This week the guys are back to normal with Mike having just about recovered from his hangover. Jon continues with his obsession of Nicolas Cage quotes while Mike comes up with a game for future episodes - Find the Fart. There's a discussion about whether Jon will be a millionaire next year and…
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E045 - The Podcast That Never Was
In a hectic weekend that included Prince Philip's funeral, the European Super League disaster, and the easing of lockdown restrictions...one thing remained true...Mike's hangovers will always render him useless. As a mixture of a hangover and internet-lag stops the Morning JaM from proceeding as...
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E044 - Britney's Back B*tch but Prince Philip Won't Be
In a blatant attempt to try and claw back their ever-diminishing listenership, the Morning JaM gentlemen discuss Britney Spears for a third time, mention Khloe Kardashian's Instagram faux pas and debate when Prince Philip died. All this while also managing to argue over Uri Gellar's CIA...
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E043 - Helping Idiots or Idiots Helping
As we end the third quarter of the first trimester of the year, amid more poor sound quality for Mike, the Morning JaM assess their resolution objectives to see if they have achieved their KPIs. SPOILER: They haven't. Meanwhile, Jon is potentially taking an IQ test whilst Mike remembers his IQ...
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E042 - Eau de JaM
Mike still can't get his sound working right, but when you can't tell that the sound you're hearing isn't coming through the headphones in your ears, but through a speaker, then what hope is there? The guys revisit the horrible belly button fluff fiasco and delve into the world of cheese, discuss...
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E041 - Coolio's Culture Clash
The only thing worse than the content in this week's podcast is, perhaps, Mike's sound quality. Listen attentively through the distortion of Mike's microphone and into the white noise of two men clearly having early midlife crises. Mike is interested in long walks, belly button fluff and…
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E040 - Which Spice Are You?
This week, amongst various rambling moments of oddness, the guys discuss Jon's ULTIMATE BODY, Mike realises his girlfriend will leave him if there is any chance the world might end, they argue over which spice Jon would be and whether Mike's suggestion is racist, and Mike pitches his idea for a…
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E039 - The Storia of Hilaria
Today the guys carry on trying out their longer format with a Jon-length story about advice from a hacker, Mike complains that he doesn't look like he's underage and wonders whether he should be a neighbourly neighbour or not. We also carry on our celebrity discussion, despite not being a…
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E038 - How Much Would You Pay If You Were Taylor Swift?
After a dismal episode last week, we hope that you enjoy this week just a little bit more! This weeks topics include a typical Jon story about walking to the shops, some latest celebrity news about Gaga, the return of the conspiracy theories with #governmentsnow and Mike comes up with an idea to...
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E037 - Do Buttered Cats Always Land On Their Feet?
As rays of Spring sunlight begin to beam through the clouds in the UK and Autumn clouds being to descend over Sydney, Mike and Jon discuss the important issues such as whether a cat strapped to a piece of toast would survive the fall, how to explain playing a Tik Tok Sea Shanty on a work call…
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E036 - Motorbikes, Tats & Boring Stories
This week Mike brings back the conspiracy theories much to the annoyance of Jon. Meanwhile, Jon scams Mike into a risky investment, Kim Kardashian scams the world and, we learn why Bill Murray isn't in quite as many movies as he should be. Mike and Jon would love it if you contacted them at...
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E035 - The Case of the Disappearing Hairline
A longer episode this week due to a special investigation from Fact-Check Bec! The guys also discuss sending messages to the wrong chats, what happens if you walk away from your phone while listening to the podcast via bluetooth headphones and Mike reviews a tv series. Jon gets annoyed about fish...
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E034 - Blind Date Bridgerton
Back to the normal substandard this week with a very husky, hungover Mike discussing egg heads, themed parties and not knowing the name to things. We also play the Bridgerton version of blind date that Mike has come up with, talk about about Mike's new Instagram favourite and postulate on how…
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E033 - Play Your Cameo Right
Jon takes charge this week with a Spears family update, a brand new game for Mike to play and a fact about chainsaws. There is also more bathing talk and Mike has some big news! Contact Mike and Jon by email at [email protected] or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our…
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E032 - Learning How To Bathe
In possibly their worst episode yet, the guys chat about the clap, how their resolutions are going, big dick energy and Mike's bathing habits. Contact Mike and Jon by email at [email protected] or on Instagram @MorningJaM_ThePodcast even if you're our parents or it's to say something…
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E031 - Mike Messed Up
This week Mike gets season 2 off to a great start by messing up his recording. The boys discuss the new format for this season, Jon wants to have a mantra for the year and there's a discussion about Mike's lack of knowhow when it comes to being an influencer. Mike asks "what's that basin doing in...
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E030 - Unedited, Raw and Full of Chomping
This week Mike is at work between meetings so the guys must power through the podcast with no room for editing. Despite this Jon decides to eat biscuits throughout. Also, it's the last episode of Season 1! So, hear the last ever Morning JaM conspiracy theory (or is it?), also hear about New…
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E029 - A Beautiful Swan's Big Birthday Bash
It's Mike's Birthday and he can't figure out why he never transformed from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan as he was promised as a child. We also discuss spending Christmas on the floor of an empty house, whether Jon's girlfriend should hang Mike's genitalia calendar and ask the question…
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E028 - Christmas Special - Look At These!
It's our Christmas special! Mike and Jon exchange presents, discuss Mike's Christmas issues, have a chat about the big man himself, Santa, and then define what a Christmas movie is! Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with any new conspiracy theories as we are running out…
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E027 - Jon's Birthday Bonanza a.k.a. Swole for the Hole
This week it's Jon's Birthday podcast! Find out what Mike bought him in a live unwrapping, hear how Jon gets "swole for the hole", find out about how Mike didn't fit in at the Shard, learn (or not learn) whether penguins like bagpipes, and is this the most controversial conspiracy theory yet?...
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E026 - Poo In Your Bath
This week it's Britney Spears birthday, so we have a chat about that, Mike gives you an idea of what travelling with Jon is like and is fact checked about his claim Jon has fake cheeks. Mike also comes up with a new phrase, catches a porn virus and tells us all about the New York Zoo Hoax. We…
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E025 - Buffalo x 8
This week Mike and Jon discuss the important things in life, like the pros and cons of being an elephant and whether saying the word "Buffalo" 8 times in a row actually makes sense. Mike also tells us about his Come Dine With Me (unofficial) lockdown experience and the Tom Collins hoax. We...
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E024 - #FreeBritney
This week Jon got a little sunburned and Mike got very confused by shopping. We briefly discuss not being able to meet Society's definition of manliness and Jon has a moral conundrum. Mike also tells us about a conspiracy theory that he may actually believe (unlike all the others...?) and again...
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E023 - Leave Britney Alone
This week Mike and Jon finally have a big falling out and it is over Britney Spears. Also, Jon tries to convince us he hasn't had plastic surgery on his cheeks, Mike buggers up a vegan lasagne and Jon tells us about burying the ****. Contact Mike and Jon at [email protected] especially with...
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E022 - Set Fire To A Snowman
This week the animal power discussion is continued, Jon wants a bidet and Mike has quite a few stories about them and Mike tries to talk about Xmen, Star Wars, Comics and Unicorns to work on his theory of why we have so many more listeners than just our Mums. We also talk about Mike getting...
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**Bonus Episode - Power Hour, Chakra Board Game & Vegan Nuggets**
To celebrate reaching 'The Number After' amount of episodes, Mike & Jon try to recreate their student days with a good ol' fashioned Power Hour - one drink every minute for an hour - while they celebrate their geeky adulthood by finally letting Jon play a board game (named Chakra). Hilarity…
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E021 - Pikachu Is Not An Animal
This week Mike tries a new intro which may get him in hot water with HR, there's talk of Jon's hangovers, a flexitarian update from Mike and discussion of a bird in a bird in a bird. We also chat about Spiderman x 3, what animal we would be if we were bitten by a radioactive one, Jay Z possibly...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Mike and Jon have been friends for 20 years. However, for the past six have not lived in the same place. Mike moved to Sydney when Jon moved to London. Jon then moved to Sydney, so, a day later Mike moved to London. Mike then moved back to Sydney and so Jon moved to Alice Springs.This podcast started off as a way to keep in touch across hemispheres, and is now about their various mishaps, shenanigans and life-shambles as they struggle to settle into Aussie life and one day rekindle their bromance in the same city.
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Mike and Jon have been friends for 20 years. However, for the past six have not lived in the same place. Mike moved to Sydney when Jon moved to London. Jon then moved to Sydney, so, a day later Mike moved to London. Mike then moved back to Sydney and so Jon moved to Alice Springs.This podcast...
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