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Morning Masterpiece
by Kyle Doerksen
Kyle Doerksen delves into the foggy crevices of his mind to bring wit and wisdom to your weekday routine.
Episodes
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Episode 20: Andy Warhol
Kyle reports on paying $16 to vote, what 15-year-olds are doing at the Playboy Mansion, a solution to the immigration problem and why you have to be a heroine addict to enjoy the Velvet Underground.
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Episode 19: Louis Armstrong
Kyle reports on the difference between selling baby hearts and fetus tissue, the hierarchy of animals living in the serengetti, why nothing good ever happens when you wear a hood and the man who had crossover appeal as a jazz musician.
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Episode 18: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Kyle talks about black guys wearing rain slickers, plane debris washing up on ironically named islands, why you shouldn’t trust in God when spending your money and why Arnold Schwazzenger is one of the greatest men of all time.
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Episode 17: Jeff Porcaro
Kyle reports on writing a diary in the dark, what it would be like to have Straight Day at a ballpark, eating dinner out of a plastic container and the our obsession with African drumbeats in the 80's.
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Episode 16: Zachary Taylor
Kyle reports on Darren Wilson's chances, the unreliability of witnesses who are home at noon on a weekday, why pistols are the enemy and the problem with eating fruit when you kill Indians for a living.
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Episode 15: Harold Ramis
Kyle reports on the difference between being funny and mean, the sexual ambiguity of Winnie the Pooh, an artist who’s more memorable than his art and why dying at the age of 69 is okay.
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Episode 14: Bo Derek
Kyle reports on the leftovers of being a man, the fashion sense of royalty, submarines off the west coast and someone who made a whole career out of one movie poster.
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Episode 13: Meg Ryan
Kyle reports on pockmarked Barbie dolls, the risk of international air travel while pregnant, the best improvised speech of all time and why your face should be off limits.
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Episode 12: Kirk Hammet
Kyle reports on getting shot in Honduras, Guy Fieri's obsession with flames, the Apollo 12 mission and why Kirk Hammet always looks like he just got out of the shower.
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Episode 11: Martin Scorsese
Kyle reports on a guy standing up for women by wearing a sport coat, defending the KKK, getting what you want when you’re and American President and why directors should never marry.
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Episode 10: Claude Monet
Kyle reports on where Helen of Troy picked up her name, fraternity hazing’s that include a wild boar, the best sea saga’s and Monet’s color palette.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Kyle Doerksen delves into the foggy crevices of his mind to bring wit and wisdom to your weekday routine.
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Kyle Doerksen
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