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Morning Somewhere

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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  1. 617

    2026.07.28: Hoop & Look

    Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTuber voice, transatlantic accents, hurricanes and wildfires, controller holding methodologies, Steam Machine experiences, million dollar faceplate ideas, smartphone life, and moving on from circumspection.

  2. 616

    2026.07.27: The One With The Whataburger Cup

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Odyssey second weekend record, when woke doesn't go broke, San Diego Comic Con round up, the wind down of the comic movei era, Lanterns, Blade Runner 2099, how to stop talking, Resident Evil, being a casual fan, Neuromancer, Mike Flanagan, and the world's biggest conventions.

  3. 615

    2026.07.24: Somebody Got Caught

    Burnie and Ashley discuss travel days, Amazon carts, LG monitors, nutrition stopgaps, dude trips, squatting, Xbox PC compatiblity, bad mobile ads, job interview, landscape tissue boxes, Costco, Sam Rockwell, Jeff Hays, and DCC casting news.

  4. 614

    2026.07.23: Aspect Ratioed

    Burnie and Ashley discuss lava floors, new shoes, the gun counter, TSA massages, Neil Blompkamp's AI movie, District 10, Elysium, Odyssey, IMAX aspect ratios, Prime reconfigures ad free, pillar boxes, and getting back together.

  5. 613

    2026.07.22: Good Morning From Heck

    Burnie and Blaine discuss swapping roles, Amazing Race, Drag Race, Austin Food spots, Doomsday trailer, and the terrible conundrum of Roko's Basilisk.

  6. 612

    2026.07.21: Who Took The Games Out Of Gamestop?

    Burnie and Blaine discuss wedding cuts, running, growing older, World Cup farewell, Burnie's Futball Journey, Fallout goes into development, AI bashing, fall of arcades, collectibles, regulations good and bad, alcohol following cigarettes, and millenial youthfulness.

  7. 611

    2026.07.20: Stunt Troubles

    Burnie and Blaine discuss God of War injury recasting, hauntings, Blaine's bicep injury, the difficulty of casting, Blaine's live show, Answer For It, and the Stinky Dragon Podcast.

  8. 610

    2026.07.17: Deer Dearth Done

    Burnie and Becca discuss screw worm, Ebola, Alamo Drafthouse, deer populations, conservation efforts, Zelle, America's antiquated payment systems, and cool projects.

  9. 609

    2026.07.16: Couple of Industry Plants

    Burnie and guest host Jason discuss humidity, eating in Austin, TexMex glory, old eating, World Cup updates, IMAX emotions, Minions, Trey Parker, PG-13 rules, sensitive adlibs, Buc-ee's, lead vests, and being industry plants.

  10. 608

    2026.07.15: Clean Sheets

    Burnie and Ashley discuss kid logistics, Austin weather, Utah heat wave, the weird American box office, Moana flops, Spain soaring, Black Flag breaking records, Big Red vs Irn Bru, and being in Rome.

  11. 607

    2026.07.14: Football Is Job

    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup semifinals, Danny Rojas real life football player, Ted Lasso, actors doing their roles in real life, Sam Neill, Jurassic Park, Event Horizon, AI journalist, and American tolls on Hormuz.

  12. 606

    2026.07.13: How Many Icelands

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the farewell to Ashley's favorite World Cup player, stealing chants, Iceland population, berry season, watching media without your spouse, Odyssey, Fallout Season 2, and missed opportunities.

  13. 605

    2026.07.10: Free Money

    Burnie and Ashley discuss free money, hydration breaks, girl math, buffet life, Scotland's proposed Euro precursor, Count Binface, and the steady demise of leadership.

  14. 604

    2026.07.09: Single Serving

    Burnie and Ashley don't discuss the World Cup, but do discuss New York buckling skyscrapers, high rise living, and single season TV shows.

  15. 603

    2026.07.08: On To Eight

    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, EV battery longevity, Burnie's early adoption win, Ozone depletion, new molecules in space, and naming scientific discoveries.

  16. 602

    2026.07.07: Our Robot Journey

    Burnie and Ashley discuss sunscreen, refelctor trays, Jet2 Holidays, World Cup results, Xbox layoffs, the steady decline of AirBnB, and moving ahead in their robot journey.

  17. 601

    2026.07.06: Last Minute Deals

    Burnie and Ashley discuss actually using a last minute travel deal, British people gone wild, World Cup abroad, Norway vs Brazil, England vs Mexico, DCCTV, and cutting corners wherever we can.

  18. 600

    2026.07.03: Life In The Coma Dream

    Burnie and Ashley discuss summer holidays, investing too much in nothing, Spotify betting manipulation, AI scrutiny, Subnautica's drama marketing, GTA's potential faceplant, and the long cycle of development in the 2020's.

  19. 599

    2026.07.02: Let's All Go To The Bar

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Sony going digital, PR timing, talking to other departments, England vs DR Congo, Harry Kane, and all your World Cup news.

  20. 598

    2026.07.01: Lamborghini Mules

    Burnie and Ashley gab about World Cup Scores, the Japanese Yen hits a 40 year low, Calls From The Public, Persona Live Action, and the Commodore Phone.

  21. 597

    2026.06.30: Super Vision

    Burnie and Ashley discuss World Cup results, Japanese economic updates, WhatsApp usernames, building a brand, Xe, Bosnia and Herzegovina, fantasy sports, betting on war, and Persona teasers.

  22. 596

    2026.06.29: Long Term Licensed

    Burnie and Ashley discuss pickled red onions, Ashley's garden, World Cup Elimination, Burnie loving the WNBA, Sophie Cunningham, sales tax, property tax, announcing videogame prices, movie ticket prices, and losing digital purchases.

  23. 595

    2026.06.26: Soccer Is Pretty Good

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Cup, pity pass, King Charles' taxes, rich people startegies, royal gamertags, hardware prices go up, and group play comes to an end.

  24. 594

    2026.06.25: Soccer Is An Awful Sport

    Burnie and Ashley discuss soccer, per capita wins, novice advice, GTA VI prices, multi floppies, Venezuelan earthquake, and adjust GTA prices for inflation.

  25. 593

    2026.06.24: Egg Baby

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Finishing School, trampolines, analyzing our own biases, EU political activism, English soccer optimism, Scottish realism, TexMex hopium, Edinburgh hot salsa, and BBQ hopes.

  26. 592

    2026.06.23: Pre-Hoarder

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Pentagon, Quincillions, eye of newt, small plates, reagants, gaming values, Steam machine pricing, pre-ordering physical goods, max decibels, and Euro heat waves.

  27. 591

    2026.06.22: We Are Go For Pokemon

    Burnie and Ashley discuss AI language changes, Heathers, portrait format mode, unUSB, Pan & Scan, Heat, World War Z The Movie The Game, Pokemon Go military data, news archaeology, and being in Billie Eilish's Close Friends group.

  28. 590

    2026.06.19: Rooting For A Tie

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Father's Day, World Cup, Iran peace deal, DCC greenlight, Seth MacFarlane live action, Orville, teh Rocky curse, Scottish traffic cones, new voicemail solution, and the unending stress of the check engine light.

  29. 589

    2026.06.18: Dry Run

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the Scottish invasion on Boston, craft beers, Corona, Alaskan saw mill, the resin movement, chugging ranch in the security line, biscuits and gravy, legal haggis, and bringing the world together.

  30. 588

    2026.06.17: LASOed

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo Campaign Evolved, Achievements, LASO, the history of Sony standards, and Supergirl projections.

  31. 587

    2026.06.16: Polyavarice

    Burnie and Ashley discuss SpaceX gains, Polymarket bets, World Cup, Roku acquisition, Burnie's weird Roku moment, unpacking American war axioms, and a B-52 crashes in 2026.

  32. 586

    2026.06.15: The C Stands For sCotland

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the sports weekned, NBA Finals, NHL Stanley Cup Finals, Shakira, Not Levi's Stadium, UK Social Media Ban, Iranian Peace Deal Take 12, and fighting on The White House lawn.

  33. 585

    2026.06.12: The Protein Wars

    Burnie and Ashley discuss commitment, voice acting, confidence, stretching, The Protein Wars, He-man's weak performance, late night sports this weekend, SpaceX goes public, the world's first trillionaire, and uploading L's.

  34. 584

    2026.06.11: Feral Child Lunch

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Disclosure Day, dollar cinemas, feral children eating habits, pot pies, mini-bikes, couple dynamics, remembering big dates, and paying the subscription fee for every single thing.

  35. 583

    2026.06.10: The Engine Is Life

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great SpaceX IPO, the dotcom bubble, Stephen Speilberg, custom popcorn buckets, European silverware, Nintendo Direct, overboard rules, and faking it until the funding runs out.

  36. 582

    2026.06.09: That Clear Aesthetic

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Halo corrections, the clear plastic movement, PAL world, Knicks/Spurs, Joycons go to court, Apple WWDC, Pratt out, Screw Worms, and the Nintendo Direct.

  37. 581

    2026.06.08: Star Warts

    Burnie and Ashley discuss YouTube at the box office, Gameoverse, Clone Wars, Sidemen, Xbox showcase, Halo drop, clear Xboxes, variant controllers, Persona 6, Gears of War, Alien Isolation, and collective memories.

  38. 580

    2026.06.05: Just Too Much

    Burnie and Ashley discuss overencumbrance, fast travel, toddler hoarding, Switch 2 sales, console exclusivity, Summer Games Fest, Halo Campaign Evolved, SpaceX, Bitcoin, and the biggest everything of all time.

  39. 579

    2026.06.04: Ashley Burns, Swordsell

    Burnie and Ashley discuss date pronunciation, cold defense, puffer fish dynmics, mall jobs, Dead Rising meets real mall stores, specialty stores, and respecting other's choices.

  40. 578

    2026.06.03: Singled Out

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Playstation State of Play, Laufey, Wolverine, working at the mall, Prince of Persia, big movie June, Masters of the Universe, Stargate, Scottish BBQ, and the mythical beast has finally been found.

  41. 577

    2026.06.02: Now Just The Worse Case Scenario

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Game of Thrones, climate change changes, Ben McSweeney, Animated RvB, not being first, SpaceX IPO rules, Duolingo resurrects old streaks, and the many forms of the RT logo.

  42. 576

    2026.06.01: Killing At The Box Office

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend Sponsor Chat, bluetooth plane drama, Obsession, Backrooms, indie horror dominance, not naming your kid after Superman, population cap in switzerland, and working on our opera.

  43. 575

    2026.05.29: The Good Kind of Vampire

    Burnie and Ashley discuss YMH Studios, Colton Dunn, Adam Ray, Subnautica 2 updates, World War Z, Kara Eberle, Jenn Hassin, Disclosure Day, Brendan Frasier workouts, and the good kind of vampire.

  44. 574

    2026.05.28: Excel Senior

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Deck, Existential Horror Technology, Stan Lee resurrected, YOU ARE A BRAIN IN A TANK WAKE UP, toddler sports day, Lego City Skylines, Minecraft vs Lego Worlds, and the Champion mindset.

  45. 573

    2026.05.27: Bottoms Up And The Devil Laughs

    Burnie and Ashley discuss indistinguishable satire, Energy Drink Satanism, Gwen of VHS Dates, Fast and the Furious, Final Destination, Goth, Emo, Alt, Flannel, Spotify's rollback, and South Korea's Starbuck atrocity.

  46. 572

    2026.05.26: Daylight Saved

    Burnie and Ashley discuss broken voices, nodules, energy drink, bottled water, Reality Bites, Spaceballs, daylight savings, carpal tunnels, and asymmetric circumcisions. WARNING: We think the mixer might be dying. You may hear some pops.

  47. 571

    2026.05.25: Enhanced Podcasting

    Burnie and Ashley discuss favorite undeveloped franchises, Elfquest, Dragonriders of Pern, the Enhanced Games, Mandalorian and Grogu, living spoiler free, and doing it live.

  48. 570

    2026.05.22: Tripling Down

    Burnie and Ashley discuss Stephen Colbert, Sir Peter Jackson, new Lord of the Rings, Plex triples lifetime subscription, British adjectives, Last Ship Standing, and the end of Destiny 2.

  49. 569

    2026.05.21: Barnes & Noble & Dalton & Claude

    Burnie and Ashley discuss the intro, Barnes & Noble makes a horrible change, the AI slippery slope, making Human Slop a thing, creative bankruptcy, book editors, giving notes, taking notes, Paramount credit rating, and pushing back via prose.

  50. 568

    2026.05.20: The Predictability Paradox

    Burnie and Ashley discuss The Boys ending, but first: cave diving accidents, looking to the helpers, Immersion Shark Week, the predicability paradox, and our most memorable narrative endings.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

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