Mornings with Matt and Bob

Today our tickets go on sale for Bob's Big Beautiful Birthday Bash! We also find out that Tara's mom is a Health coach. Then that fact brings us into conspiracies on an open phone friday. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt and Bob show off their parenting skills, and then everyone argues about sandwiches.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys get into What's going on with Matt's Cat's Balls. Then we learn more about our intern Tara and discover her influencer page. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob offends the interns, Chuy explains everything that's wrong with the new Spielberg film, and Matt debates whether guys or girls take breakups harder. Also, they're introducing "yawn breaks" for all the bored interns out there. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys get into the city and how we handle heavy rain. Then we talk about tickets to our next show going on sale. Matt also brings up something that could make men more attractive. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob proves to be a well-rounded guy, Rush takes over the news, and Chuy plays matchmaker.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mister President, a second cat has hit the Bearden household, and it keeps making Radiohead covers. Plus upcoming Austin events, burger tastings, and missed photo ops with Bob. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are fresh out of Blues on the Green! Matt gets sad seeing a picture of himself and his body insecurities hit. Bob forgot to do a spot and takes it hard. Then the guys get into the videos online of spurs fans getting jumped in NY. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys get acquainted with the new interns. Then we get toxic by asking how much should you know about your partner's Health. Then we get to interview the great Anjelah Johnson about her new special "Ugly Baby" and her new life as a mother!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we get into Matt's new Friend Name Carl. Then the guys try to convince Chuy to go to Blues on the Green. We also discuss old internet videos.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys consult Ai about more superficial questions. Then we get into possible word of the day. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys try to come up with a solution for their air conditioning being out. Then we get into things to do this weekend. Finally the guys have Chat GPT rank their looks. Find whh the ugliest is!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys aloow the fans to call in and break our spirits. Then we invite in Angel Martinez to talk about the 17th Annual Tx BMX Roundup. Finally we try to get Bob to try the Kool Aid PineapplesSupport the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys get into the new way of grocery shopping. Then Chuy get's toxic as we try to navigate Ai matchmaking. Then Bob get's defensive when it comes to his vehicle choices. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Bob talks about haters in the comments. Then we talk about the trips the wives have planned for the guys. We also get into Matt's Summer kickoff party and what we could improve. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the gang is distracted by the presence of Conner. Then Chuy asks why some jokes he cannot make. Finally we get the party verdict and an interesting Australian call. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys discuss new shows they are watching. Then we get into a party Matt is throwing he had no idea about. We get Mrs Bearden on the phone as well. Finally we talk a bit about National Burger Day. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Bob shows up a little late today. Then Matt and Chuy fix the housing crisis. Finally Matt tells us a story that almost gets him divorced. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we start the show trying to get Matt's wife to a concert. Then Matt argues politics with another caller again. Finally Jess Pryles brings us fresh sausage and takes calls for BBQ tips! Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Matt says he's into one of his wife's shows. Then we catch up on whether or not we have added some edge to our show. Then Bob regrets doing a Birthday show.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt is out today so Bob and Chuy invite in some klbjfm friends. Drew joins us for some hilarity. Then once we get into workout metal songs Chuck gives us some suggestions. Spencer and Isaac also join us for a mid week party!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys get into how they dream crush which leads to roasting some callers. Then we get really toxic today while talking about love making habits among the married. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Matt blames Chuy and Bob for the ruckus in the domain over the weekend. Then we discuss local violence. Finally Bob has had enough and calls off the roast. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Matt is out as he’s heading to Houston to help his mom. So the wonderful drew stepped up to fill in his shoes. Then Drew brings up an interesting topic off air that gets our phone line ringing. Bob then wants to get intern Celeste opinion on how the show can improve and she doesn’t hold back. After that we end the show by saying goodbye to intern Celeste as it is her last day. We wish her the best and hope she comes to visit!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Bob is getting older and is complaining about sharp pain  in his heel which he blames after crushing his stress test. Bob then becomes a worry wart as he is nervous about taking this liquid good stuff. One of our THC fanatics gives Bob some liquid remedies and the guys try to give him some advice. Chuy then makes a comment about how the show is loosing its edge. He feels like they used to get real nasty and questions why they stopped. Evan and Lindsey Leroy join to talk about Evans new cook book “New School Barbecue”.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today the guys heavily consider the sardine fast. Then Chuy realizes that he's been scammed. Finally the guys come up with the next KLBJFM event for foodies.  Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Bob declares that he’s gonna go on a water dies while Matt suggests that they try a sardines diet and it’s just as gross as it sounds. Bob then tries to claim peanuts and coke are a New York special. As intern Celeste is wrapping up her last week the guys have a new batch on intern applications to look at and they start to wonder what they are looking for in an applicant. Things then get TOXIC and our toxic avenger poses the question “if a woman makes you wait to get some, then she doesn’t want you.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Matt tells a story about his mother not being the most appropriate. Then Bob scares us with a story about a possible ghost in the machine. Finally Chuy buys in to more hype again.  Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning in the studio is packed! Not only do we have an audience of one, we have both interns in, and we have the one and only Jennifer Fonseca. The bickering between Jennifer and Bob is real and juicy. Chuy then continues stories from Hawaii and he shows a video of him swimming with the manta rays. Next we have a special guest come in and give a generous gift to the interns. After that the guys send off intern Hailee as today is officially her last day at the station.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We welcome back Chuy with open arms! He regales us with his tales from Hawaii. We also get into The bob party that could turn roast. We also Welcome in John Robert Jew for his new skater documentary!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob kick things off with his heat-start oatmeal diet, then the guys share what shows they're watching right now. From there, it's a dive into AI, what it actually does for us and how we're learning from it. Matt jokes that it might be too late to teach intern Hailee how to ride a bike before she leaves, before Chuy interrupts his blanket segment with a surprise call. Eventually, Matt gets back on track and finally explains the hype behind the new blanket craze.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning the guys start off talking about their regrets that led them to reminisce on a certain item. We finally acknowledge that today is Cinco de Mayo and the guys get to talking about a certain tex-mex restaurant. Things then get TOXIC and our temporary toxic avenger Matt takes charge and poses some very toxic questions like “parents forced to take ownership and getting ticketed for their children’s mishaps and certain behaviors get you put into the stocks. Then we get the big news about the ACL line up and who we are excited to see.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up with Chuy as he calls in while his Hawaii trip Comes to an end. Then Matt shares a wild story about what seniors did for Senior skip day at his high school. Then we ask listeners one simple question: what's the weirdest thing you've ever smoked out of?Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning the guys get into a conversation about a product that Bob won’t be buying. Drew joins us and he gets riled up about things that irk him at the airport. The guys then start to have a poor Olympics competition about who’s story about growing up poor is the worst. This then turns into the guys showing off their unc status and remising on their childhood school lunch days.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning starts off with Bob hyping himself up for 10 minutes. Next the guys start to miss Chuy and wonder how he’s doing, like a true lover of his job the wonderful Chuy calls in to let the guys know how his trip has been. The guys then get into a conversation about protesting for May Day. Then Matt tells Bob about an email that he received that was not legit. Bob then gets the best news that he’s heard in a while.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's day one without Chuy, and Isaac steps in, but things get off to a rough start when Bob refuses to do his stress test (for reasons we try to figure out). We get to know Isaac bit more, then dive into whether our jobs actually owe us anything. Later, Bob shares his plan to basically throw himself a birthday party, while we discover intern Hailee can't ride a bike, and somehow her mom's pet turtle steals a little spotlight. That leads to us planning how to teach he, and figuring out what kind of bike suits her best.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning we bid Chuy a farewell as her will be leaving for Hawaii. So that means this episode is dedicated to him! Before he leaves, he asks the guys some last-minute questions to help him prepare for his flight. The guys also rip him a new one and force him not to bring a certain item on the trip. Next things get TOXIC and our toxic avenger brings up Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson, which makes him pose the question “can someone of Klay Thompson status be loyal”.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the week with Bob throwing a tantrum, then break down where different age groups live in Austin. Chuy shares his trip to a collector store, which turns into everyone taking about what they collect. With just 2 days until Hawaii, Chuy's excitement is building as he walks us through his trip itinerary.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Bob is out but that doesn't stop us from having fun! Matt lets us know that he’s going on a trip soon with some older ladies but they are having a tricky situation with transportation. Next our leaders in our country continue to prove how much of a joke they are. We watched a clip about RFJ jr now understanding percentages. This one texter was not happy about our “political talk” and we decide to call him. Then intern Celeste gives a one of a kind review of Drew’s Hinge (dating app) profile. Next we get into who’s the true Mexican which ends up with the guys taking all the phone calls and roasting people.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Chuy lets the guys know that he went to the doctor and he got some big news. Matt gets into old Austin history as its Eeyore’s 60th birthday this weekend. Chuy and Matt continue their heated discussion about AI and how it going to affect the future. After Chuy gets into his review of the new Michael biopic which gets the guys talking about people who should get a biopic.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off with the new Michael Jackson movie and Chuy's excitement, then jump into Rock and Roll News, where Bob's roller skating past comes out, leading to the big question: does Matt owe him an apology? Don't forget to sign up for the 6-pack Giveaway at klbj.com. From there, we dive into the AI debate, where's the line and what's next? Finally. Former intern Dave stops by to talk bout his new autobiography Foxtail.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning is a rainy one. Matt starts off the show talking about jobs that he worked at when he was younger. Next Matt poses two questions for the guys “is it okay if someone parks in front of your house” and “is it okay if someone puts dog poop in your trash can”. Then things turn TOXIC and our toxic avenger poses the question “parents how do you get your children to be a hard worker”. This gets Bobs blood pumping and potentially gets him into hot water.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick off the week with Matt & Bob recapping their fancy little weekend getaway hanging out with THE Albert Brooks & Kevin Pollak, no big deal...Meanwhile, Chuy is in full pre-flight panic mode over his Hawaii trip, grilling the guys about TSA Pre-Check, travel prep, & yes...how he's supposed to get Xanax for the flight. It gets real, a little chaotic, & listeners call in with their very helpful adviceSupport the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This morning is the second day of our moon tower comedy collaboration and Bob and Intern Celeste start off rocky. The guys then get into a conversation about an event that they are attending tonight, and Matt is in a bit of a pickle because he doesn’t have a suit that fits. Next, we have Dylan Carlino (@dylanpcarlino) and Shane Torres (@shanetorres) take over the show with slay queen mantra and straight maxing. After, we have Greg Warren (@grockwarren) and Andy Huggins (@andyhugginscomedy) come in with their unc and legendary mentality.   Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the first day with our live audience of 100, and it's the perfect way to end off the week. Intern Hailee shares her POV from giving Intern Celeste a good scare, then comedians JJ Curry (@jjcurrycomedy) and Lukas McCrary (@hotfemalecomedian) stop by to talk about their sets at the Moontower comedy Festival. To top it all off, the hilarious Brad Williams (@bradwilliams) hits the stage and brings the house down, a kickoff you don't want to miss.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning Matt gets the ball rolling talking about how long the intro to the show is but he knows it’s a losing battle because the people love it. Then intern Celeste tells a story about how she thought she was getting fired from the station. Next Matt gets the guy who recently feel into a hole this past weekend to give us the inside scoop. Things then get TOXIC and our toxic avenger poses the question “is it okay to look up past crushes/exes while in a relationship?”. Lastly Steve Wertheimer joins us in the station to talk about cars and the lone star round up.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This Monday the guys talk about the phones getting banned and places around Austin going no-tech. Chuy shares his experience at the long-awaited George Strait concert, then things take a turn with a wild debate and a North Texas prostitution scandal.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning the conversation goes a bit everywhere but isn’t that everyday? Bob is still away on his trip so its just Chuy, Matt, Drew, intern Celeste, and our audience of 1. While Matt is taking over rock n’ roll news intern Celeste asks “who’s the Tool?” and she gets a bit of a history lesson. Then Chuy starts to drift away from the regular rock music and starts going verse for verse on top country music. Next the guys talk about aging, doctors offices visits, and colonoscopy. Drew was so polite to share his bit “kick off confessions’ where we had people call and text in to confess their secrets.   Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob is out in Chicago this week. Drew comes in studio to cause havoc. We also try to help Billy Joe get a woman. We get into our long time door policy. Plus facts of the day theme is over. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.