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Morton's Law
by Christopher Morton
This is a hybrid Podcast with many topics to enjoy. I am a twisted stand-up comedian with a dark humor and no filter. I'm also a die-hard sports fan who can break down a game like no other. And I'll do the same for pro wrestling. I put my topics into segments so it's easy for you to jump to what you like. Or, if you like my sexy voice -- just listen to the entire show.
Episodes
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Karma
In this episode I discuss Hurricane Ian and the damage caused in Florida. EMS worker killed by maniac and what our local politicians suggest we do. Full NFL week 4 breakdown and thoughts on Aaron Judge and his pursuit of the AL record. Thoughts on AEW Dynamite and upcoming ticket sales. That and...
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Make America Gay Again
In this episode I discuss the Abortion ban in Arizona and what may be around the corner for the rights of Americans. Former President/Con man slips up and instead of great said.... Ya gotta hear it if you haven't already. People in Instagram wasting their time worried about what others think of...
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Boar's head muthaf$#&@
In this episode I discuss my wonderful time on line at ShopRite for my favorite ham. I breakdown AEW Dynamite and look ahead to Grand Slam at Arthur Ashe Wednesday. Raw rating drops against MNF. Triple H wants one of Roman's titles on Raw. Look back at week 1 of the NFL. That and much much more!!!
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
CM Punk goes off at the post show All Out media scrum. Full breakdown of what was said and how everything should be handled. AEW fans disappointed with several finishes at All Out. My thoughts on Roman retaining in front of a hot crowd. WWE putting pressure on Tony Khan? AEW star granted release…
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MJF greatest Jew since Jesus
Man almost has special organ bitten off, NBA Finals, Britney Spears nude, Shakira single, Billie Eilish has tourette syndrome, CM Punk to have surgery but will he still be champion? MJF works everyone and people are upset.
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The circus never leaves town
Experience my life and what's happened to me recently. You won't believe who called me and why. Enjoy some of my twisted comedy. Full NBA playoffs breakdown. Sasha and Naomi walk out of Raw. AEW Dynamite continues their build to Double or Nothing. That and much much more
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Enough is enough and it's time for a change
More mass shootings. How does it stop or does it? Bail reform and the laws that need to change. How to get guns off the streets. Cops arresting the same people for the same crimes. Full breakdown of the NBA playoffs -- Celtics win game 7 and advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. Heat close…
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And the Oscar goes to...
In this episode I discuss the wild Johnny Depp/Amber Heard court banter. Should Johnny Depp win an Oscar for his performance? Dr. Faucci says one thing then corrects himself. Biden to finally cancel 10k of regular student loan debt. Discuss some of the NFL draft. Trubisky no longer the starter in...
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Zero F@#$& given
Experience this random episode where I talk about almost everything but not the way I normally do. I discuss the abhorrent act Yankees fans displayed Saturday at the Stadium. Enjoy my rant on that. If you want an in-depth take on the NBA and how poorly many play the game -- this is the episode…
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It's a party in the USA
In this episode I discuss the latest with Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, who's hosting the Oscars, how amazing Spiderman was, March Madness, NFL free agency, Sting botch on Dynamite, and much much more
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Alright Alright Alright
In this episode I talk about Jeopardy getting Final Jeopardy wrong. What were Matthew McConaughey's first words on screen? It wasn't what you or they thought. Could bail reform change in NY? Another gunman open fires in Texas. F Cashman. My thoughts on the first 4 days of the NCAA Tournament. RIP...
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Insane in the membrane
In this episode I talk about where I've been, what's happened to me and my battle with Covid. Andrew Cuomo Walken makes an appearance, trying to restore his image. My thoughts on why AEW Revolution was incredible. I breakdown why people care about Eddie Kingston and how to connect with the...
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BDE
Hear what I have to say about the following topics: Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian on Staten Island. My fair hearing and the process dealing with this nightmare. Flushable wipes and poor plumbing. Aaron Rodgers said what? College football playoffs reveal first rankings. No surprise Cincinnati…
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I'm baaaaack
What happened to me and why haven't I done a podcast in 3 months? My take on election day. Thoughts on baseball, the NFL, NBA and college football. CM Punk is back, now what? Bron Breakker lost like that? MJF finally talks titles. Forbidden door and much much more...
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MITB PPV delivers, Peacock doesn't
In this episode the Peep's Naitch from the legendary College radio Wrestling talk show -- Saturday Afternoon's Main Event, joins me to deliver a full comprehensive breakdown of everything that was Money In The Bank. We discuss each match and give our hard-hitting opinions of what worked and what...
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It's not over yet!
In this episode I discuss the spike in Covid cases, Police brutality, racism on YouTube, people being political on TikTok, what happened to loss prevention? Plus, Smackdown delivers with incredible opening segment; Edge throw back pop, full NXT review, AEW gets a huge crowd and big ratings, ROH...
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Law and Order SVU
In this episode I discuss my binge watching of Law and Order SVU, Andrew Cuomo Walken's daughter in the news, NYC mayor -- who to vote for and Trump to return to office? Full breakdown of AEW Dynamite, NXT, Bayley's injury and the NBA Finals.
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Nobody cares
Why I hate life, fake people, customer service having zero value, time to make Riddle more serious, NXT identity crisis. What happened to babyfaces in WWE? AEW builds to Hangman vs Omega, MJF and Sammy battle, JR's slip up and reaction from the internet and media. What do I think? Suns advance to...
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Who's your Daddy?
In this episode I talk about being blocked by someone on Twitter for an insensitive joke. A toddler called me what at the dentist office? WWE releases even more people. RWO.... Adam Cole's new theme being underwhelming. My thoughts on Hayes vs Cole -- Please throw a punch!!! My promo for Hayes.....
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I rant therefore I am
In this Season 2 Finale I discuss blind people asking for help, people being robbed with large sums of cash, the NYC mayoral primary. Plus, what did I think of the "MMA" Cage fight between Wardlow and Hager? Look at the title of the episode. Check out my thoughts on the debut of Arn Anderson's…
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NXT Takeover In Your House review
In this episode I deliver a full breakdown of this show. Provide my thoughts on matches and finishes. Future plans and much more.
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Welcome to NYC!
In this episode I talk how great it is to visit NYC right now. My issues at the supermarket. Did the NXT go home show make you care about the In Your House show Sunday? Is Kross getting called up? Will the O'Reilly and Cole feud continue after the 5 way? Thoughts on Bret Hart Biography, Dynamite...
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From the White House to the nut house
Donald Trump back in the news. Now banned from Facebook. Has he lost his mind? WWE releases more talent. Vince not understanding modern wrestling. Full review of the latest NXT episode. Kross and Cole legit heat or working? Fatal 5 way In Your House PPV. Carmelo Hayes debuts -- did you care as…
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It's Gonna Hurt
I provide a breakdown of the NBA playoffs first round over the weekend. Suns impressive win, Clippers find a way to lose again, Trae Young silences the crowd and Memphis shocks the Jazz. Plus, I discuss the A&E biographies of Shawn Michaels and the Ultimate Warrior. And Dark Side of the Ring -- a...
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WrestleMania Backlash review
Peep's Naitch from the legendary college radio wrestling show Saturday Afternoon's Main Event, joins me to fully breakdown WrestleMania Backlash. We also deliver some thoughts on Darby Allin, Chris Jericho, TV ratings and more.
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Curtain Jerker and the Human Wheelbarrow
Corey Richman and Jason Brooks of the Worked Shoot Wrestling Podcast join me to deliver a comprehensive breakdown of AEW and NXT. Pardon the audio issues.
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The Greasy Strangler
In this episode I discuss the Facebook support group for NY Governor Andrew Cuomo. I talk about President Biden and student loan cancellation. My understanding of Capital Gains and taxes. I'll introduce you to The Greasy Strangler. My thoughts on the Chicago Bears drafting Justin Fields over Mac...
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The "War" is over
In this episode I discuss Raw roster cuts, full AEW and NXT review, along with the ratings. And if you haven't watched already on YouTube, you can listen to my Raw review with Jermol Edwards from the Smarkout Club Podcast.
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Wrestlemania 37 -- Night 1 Review
In this episode, initially exclusive to The Morton's Law Youtube channel, The Peep's Naitch from Saturday Afternoon's Main Event and Corey Richman from the Worked Shoot Wrestling Podcast, joined me to provide a full comprehensive breakdown of Wrestlemania 37 Night 1.
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NXT Takeover Review
I break down the full NXT takeover stand and deliver night one and two. Briefly discuss AEW and give my thoughts on the new IWGP Champion. Don't forget to listen to my post Wrestlemania shows exclusively on YouTube at Morton's Law Podcast. I'll be joined Night 1 by Corey Richman of the Worked…
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Resurrection
In this episode I discuss Easter, a new method of relaxation, the covid vaccine, March Madness, the build towards NXT Takeover, WrestleMania and AEW
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F Twitter
In this episode I discuss being suspended from Twitter for suggesting a child rapist be euthanized, one more week in my sling, the latest in NXT and AEW, my issues with booking in MLW, March Madness, LeFraud, my hatred for the NBA and the hot mess that is the Chicago Bears
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Guilty as Charged
In this episode I discuss my recent surgery, Andrew Cuomo allegations, full review of the AEW Pay-Per-View, recent weeks of NXT and the build towards Bobby Lashley versus The Miz
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Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Podcast community and how to grow an audience. Why do we edit and what? Is it necessary? Mom has Covid and my struggle dealing with that. Brady does it again. Bears want Wentz? I actually watched Raw. What is NXT doing? AEW remains schizophrenic and much more
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It's a new day
I discuss the inauguration Wednesday, people dying from Covid and still too many don't care. How good is Cobra Kai? I breakdown the NFL playoffs and preview this week's Championship games. Where in the world is Kyrie Irving? My issue with the 3 point shot and the defense played to stop it. FTR...
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Roll Tide
The latest with our government, life situations, podcast milestone, NFL playoffs, NCAA National Championship game, Harden traded to Nets, world of wrestling
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Happy holidays bitches!
Been over a month since my last episode, so I go back to Thanksgiving, then discuss my awful mistake regarding Cellino and Barnes. I sing my new Christmas song. Full around the league in the NFL and the college football playoffs. Breakdown the world of wrestling with how to build a star and make...
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God Bless America
I discuss Election results and Trump's future. Will he run again? Chappelle on SNL. Cellino and Barnes broke up? Cuomo on Stern. Bears went from 5-1 to 5-4. Should Pace be fired? Around the NFL. Clemson vs Notre was incredible but college football OT needs to change. Full AEW Full Gear review and...
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Election/D-Day
In this episode I discuss Election day, smear campaign ads, Cuomo ghosting Chelsea Handler, the Bears tough OT loss, around the NFL, Trevor Lawrence has Covid-19, super spreader celebration with Justin Turner, AEW builds towards Full gear, NXT's Halloween Havoc and what will happen to Raw and...
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Amber Alert
In this episode I discuss the vice Presidential debate, Bill Burr on SNL and cancel culture. My stand-up act making people uncomfortable. Yankees lose again, but the Bears win. Around the NFL and college football. Lebron wins again but still seeks validation. My thoughts on AEW and NXT.
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We are doomed!
Presidential debate. Trump has Covid. Staten Island is racist. Ending a friendship. Bears finally lose. How bad is NFL defense? Can Yankees bats stay hot? Jimmy Butler keeps Heat alive. NXT Takeover 31 review. Why did Orange Cassidy beat Jericho?
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INVISIBLE BUGS
My ongoing gnat saga and a Google review with a reply from the owner. Trump vs Biden will debate. de Blassio should go back to Boston. The Chicago Bears' huge comeback win. Look around the NFL. Wrestling ratings up. How much do Ladies love Roman Reigns? Clippers continue to disappoint. Can the…
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I'm still alive
Aging sucks, Racism in this country, UFC 252-- who's the GOAT? Will MJF beat Moxley at All Out? Could Keith Lee have kept both titles? I tweeted Cody again. Yankees overcome injuries. NBA playoff thoughts.
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FML
Crime in the city has me thinking about becoming a Superhero. Baseball is back! I break down my fantasy draft and discuss the first weekend of the season. I'll give you my thoughts on some of the new rules. Giancarlo Stanton starts hot until Sunday. Poor base running in baseball costs teams…
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Everything is EVIL
In this episode I review more of Arrow season 4. What did Felicity say to Oliver? We can't make women happy. I discuss my battle with Midges and how they don't die. I talk about my tweet to Cody, his reply and the AEW fanboys coming to his defense. My thoughts on the finish to the Moxley/Cage...
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Make Wrestling Matter Again
In this episode I discuss my miserable existence and my gnats. I review the TV show Arrow. Stop asking Thea Queen if she's ok. Oliver Queen will bang your sister. How can wrestlers get over in 2020? Full review of Fyter fest and Great American Bash. Full quarter hour ratings breakdown. A look at...
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Friends, how many of us have them?
In this episode I discuss mental health and friends. Tessa Blanchard fired from Impact. Where is she going next? NXT dominates AEW in the ratings. The build towards Fyter fest and GAB. 3 way for the North American title. FTR delivers again, but do AEW fans care? Jon Moxley quarantined. Will he be...
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Undertaker: The Last Ride
Triple C from Saturday Afternoon's Main Event joins me again to breakdown episodes 3, 4 and 5 of the Undertaker docuseries The Last Ride. Check back to the "Double or Nothing" episode for our review of episodes 1 and 2. We cover everything there is to cover from the perspective of a die-hard…
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Respect women
Show now on YouTube, please subscribe to Morton's Law Podcast. Audiograms or not, you decide. Does anyone really need to see me in front of a mic? Not being photogenic. Can anyone relate to taking awful pictures? Why am I not a father and why am I disappointed by it? Cuomo celebrates the dead.…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
This is a hybrid Podcast with many topics to enjoy. I am a twisted stand-up comedian with a dark humor and no filter. I'm also a die-hard sports fan who can break down a game like no other. And I'll do the same for pro wrestling. I put my topics into segments so it's easy for you to jump to what you like. Or, if you like my sexy voice -- just listen to the entire show.
HOSTED BY
Christopher Morton
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This is a hybrid Podcast with many topics to enjoy. I am a twisted stand-up comedian with a dark humor and no filter. I'm also a die-hard sports fan who can break down a game like no other. And I'll do the same for pro wrestling. I put my topics into segments so it's easy for you to jump to what...
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