Episodes
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#166 Hungarian Agadoo Ft. Huw
Morty & Fitch are joined by Huw again and discuss Hungarian cover songs, Nobblers, car shows, rude animals and more
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#165 Prescription Underpants Ft. HUW
Morty & Fitch are joined by Huw and discuss school teachers & cars as well as asking Huw the 10 guest questions and more
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#164 A Haggard Teet
Morty & Fitch back in March 2025 discussed their YouTube channel, recording anxiety, In the night garden, the harms of social media and more
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#163 Substance Abusing Racoons
Morty & Fitch discuss numerous subjects and nonsense including Car SOS & the top news stories from 2025
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#162 Meatball Mystery
Morty & Fitch discuss their podcast return, tattoos, meatballs, Fitch saving Morty’s life, favourite smells & More
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#161 The Return
Morty & Fitch are back for the first time in over a year with the usual chaos and nonsense They discuss what they’ve been up to during the hiatus including the live pub quiz, Back to the future musical, why doctors should lie & more
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#160 Sitcom Pub Quiz
The pub quiz is back with a Sitcom theme! Morty & Fitch are joined by show legends Mags, Millwall Chris & Ranty Ben as well as first time guest James All of the usual nonsense with a Sitcom twist!
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#159 He Used Your Government Name
This week on the Morty and Fitch Podcast, we’re joined by returning guest Ranty Ben! We chat about our favorite Christmas presents (yes, in February), take a nostalgic dive into 1993 TV adverts, and answer some listener questions from Millwall Chris. Expect the usual nonsense, laughs, and...
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#158 Winking Morse Code At A Pigeon
Morty & Fitch Discuss Unicorns, Fitchs Meltdown, The Return Of The Q&A Section, Talking To Animals, Roast Potatoes & More
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#157 Moussaka For The Eyes
Morty & Fitch are joined by Millwall Chris and discuss how cornflakes may have been invented, Greg Wallace, hot food vending machines, how they met their wives & more
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#156 Semen Is Unpredictable
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitch's Upcoming TV Appearances, Condom Machines, Dessert Perverts, The Book "Natures Harvest", Platypuses & More
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Open, Honest & Apologetic
Stripping away the podcast, Morty explains and apologies for the inconsistency of the podcast over the last year and for the recent gaps in episodes before the latest episode is released
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#155 Urinal Etiquette
Morty & Fitch disucss the worst kind of toilets, white chocolate sauce, Billie Piper, Bev & Bob, Dad Bucket List & more
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#154 A Fig Is Not A Spade
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitch's New Dog, Penis Replacements, Morty's Man Bag, The Hungry Horse Smackhead, How Hamsters Blink, Models & More
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#152 3 Year Anniversary Pub Quiz Special: Team Morty vs Team Fitch
For the 3 year anniversary of the show, the boys are returning to a familiar format but this time with a twist! Si Powell & Ranty Ben host team Morty vs Team Fitch featuring show favourites, Tres Butler. Sharon Powell, Dan Griffin & Millwall Chris
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#153 Hello Pickle Ft. Specky McSporan
Morty & Fitch are joined by Speccy McSporan of Speccy & Paul Talk Detailing Podcast and discuss penis identity parades, Fitch flashing, apologies, Shigloos, how far proclaimers can walk, exotic meat & more
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#151 Happy Pile Of Porridge Ft. Ranty Ben
Morty, Fitch & Ben continue to look at what makes Brits angry but also what makes them happy as well as discussing Fitchs seagull issues, bad parking & more
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#150 Pickled Onion Hairdryer Ft. Ranty Ben
Morty, Fitch & Ben look at what makes Brits Ranty including forms, disabled bays, the Kardashian’s & more
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#149 Just Blow On It
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitch Locking Himself Out, Recent Pub Quiz Episodes, Dog Films, Washing Machines, Public Transport, Recalled Food & More
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#148 Pub Quiz #8 The Music Quiz!
The Pub Quiz Is Back! The Music Special Features Show Favourites Millwall Chris & Andy From Bang Bang Podcast vs Chief Spagos Dan Griffin & Ben!
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MMM....CAM!
Morty & Fitch are joined by Cam Griffin and they discuss his recent medical procedure as well as going through the "getting to know you" section & more
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#146 The Stress Of A Poo Shelf
Morty & Fitch Discuss Car Celebrities, "Truckfest", The Polish Lake District, Angry Parking, Resealable Packaging & More
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#145 Baby Shower Duel
Morty & Fitch Discuss Their recent Date, Baby Showers, Strange Dog Names, Bus Festivals, Cults & More
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#145 Back To The Future Watch Along
Fitch has finally convinced Morty to watch Back To The Future live on the show Did Morty appreciate the beloved classic for what it is or was he a picky little b*tch? find out and listen along
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#143 Horse Vaulting
Morty & Fitch continue messing around with AI songs as well as discussing controversial food takes, the olympics, not handling heat, Silly Names & more
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#142 Skin & Pickle
Morty & Fitch discuss Argentinian soap operas, Fitchs recent Waxstock experience, list confusion, a new show intro theme & more
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#141 Pub Quiz #7: The Wobbly Ankles Anthology
Morty & Fitch are back with another chaotic Pub Quiz episode with special guest co-host Ben! One of the most popular pub quiz episodes is being rehashed but this time the teams have been mixed up! Si Powell is teaming up with Underwater Paul to take in Sharon Powell & MF show legend Mags
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#138 Give Your Head A Wobble Doris Ft. Si Powell
Morty & Fitch are joined by Si Powell and discuss all sorts from floppy horns to Karaoke faux pas
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#137 Beefy Peanuts
Morty and fitch this week discuss weird food combinations, Morty airs his mum's dirty laundry and fitch has a public service announcement
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#136 Mum Buttering A Cat
Morty & Fitch Discuss Narcoleptic Animals, Mad Cat Owners, Strange Food Combinations, Jonathan Ross & More
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#135 Windows Windows Windows
Morty & Fitch Discuss Words With Some Of The Spagos Sending In Their Suggestions, Fitchs New Channel, What Mort Looks like and more
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#134 Jamakazam
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitch’s meeting with the shows word correspondent Ben, Polish haircuts, Dads losing all reason & logic, Disgusting food habits & more
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#133 I Think That’s Called Falling Ft. Ben
Morty, Fitch & Ben Discuss Trips To The Beach, stairs vs lifts, Popcorn, metal detectors, appearing in tv shows & more Plus They Revisit Sally Hollister Books
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#132 13 And A Half Fruit Pastilles
Morty & Fitch Discuss Chinese, Fitchs Shopping Habits, Costco, Nipple-Vision, Escape Rooms & More
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#131 That’s Not How You Ride A Camel
Morty & Fitch are back after their brief hiatus and once again discuss crimes as well as Drones, Fitchs Daughter, Hot Mini Eggs, Cream Soda, WUU2 & more
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#130 Mucky Sally Ft. Mags
Morty, Fitch & Special Guest Mags Discuss Sally Hollister & Her Mature Erotica, Popeye, Fitch Rushing Around, Mags’ Turkish Incident & More Plus “Getting To Know You” With Podfather Mags
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#129 Mums Tuna Tea Ft. James From Star Wars Youniverse Podcast
Morty & Fitch are joined by “Cheesy Beans” James and discuss Fitchs Wife’s Dance Off, Fishy Drinks, t.A.T.u, Star Wars, Kate Nash, Salt, Vasectomies, Morty’s Mystery Camel & More Plus “Getting To Know You” With James
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#128 Never Eat The Bulb
Morty & Fitch Discuss Steak Bakes, Older Women, Lenny Henry, German Words & More
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#127 Yank Land
Morty, Fitch & The Shows Word Corespondent Ben Discuss Fitchs New Business Idea, M&Ms, Pronunciations, Sport, Jokes, Fears & More
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#126 Dans Donkers Ft. Uncle Griffin
Morty, Fitch & Uncle Griff discuss Aeroplanes, Meal Deals, Pyjamas, Sport, Toilet Habits, universities & more Plus “Getting To Know You” with Uncle Griff as well as childishly laughing at farts
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#125 Getting Spanked In Waitrose
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitchs New Job, Meal Deals, Morts Work Husband, Intestine Soup & more Plus An Impromptu “Getting To Know You” With Doctor Wife
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#124 Glasses For Blind Dogs Ft. “Pigs Bladders”
Morty, Fitch & Pigs Bladders Discuss Fitchs Holiday, unorganised supermarkets, broken teeth , lamb & more Plus “Getting To Know” Pigs Bladders
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#123 The Curious Case Of The Dolphin Tattoo
Morty, Fitch & Special Guest Millwall Chris Discuss Tattoos, Smart Watches, Fitchs Head Crease & more Plus “Getting To Know” Millwall Chris
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#122 Julie The Dog
Morty & Fitch Discuss Fitchs Upcoming Trip To America, Morty’s Meet Up With Some Of The Spagos, CarPark Meltdowns, Balloon Animals & More
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#121 The Gan Gan Man
Morty, Fitch & Underwater Paul Discuss Detailing Products, tattoos, Flipflops, Cakes, Morty’s Mum Getting An Alexa & more
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#120 All Alpacas Are Illiterate
Morty, Fitch & The Shows Word Correspondent Ben Discuss Crap Superpowers, Doctor Who, Alex Shelley, Mini Eggs, foods they’ve never tried, Alpacas & more Plus Morty Pooing In Real Time
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#119 Sausage Circles & Offal Tubes
Morty, Fitch & The Shows Word Correspondent Ben Discuss Sausages, Photoshop Facebook Groups, Vacuum Escapades, Doggy Pasta, Bens Supermarket Encounter & more
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#118 Hollowing Out An Aubergine
Morty & Fitch Discuss high brow subjects such as Kidney Stones, Snot, Missing Hats, holiday parks, Cheap Perfume, Luke Littler & More
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#117 The Flawless Spago Awards
Morty & Fitch present the Spago Awards and also Discuss the recent pub quizzes, Morty’s Mum Moving House, Christmas, Fitchs haircut & more
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#116 New Years Pub Quiz: Sitting In Chocolate Underpants
A very poorly Morty & Fitch host a New Year Pub Quiz! Featuring the fantastic Dan Griffin, Tres Butler, UTT Rob & Pigs Bladders! Happy New Year!!
About this show
Morty & Fitch are a pair of i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ friends who suddenly realised they haven’t seen one another for 13 years, they’re now reconnecting by catching up with each others lives and talking absolute b*****ks
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