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Mouse Rants: The Longest Running Adult Disney Podcast on Earth
by Jerry Skids
An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do.
Episodes
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Episode 221: There's a First Time For Everything, Breaking the WDW Cherry
This week, Jerry is doing the responsible podcast thing and helping a first-timer plan her trip to Walt Disney World!!! With the help of Jillian the Travel Agent, they answer all of special co-host Heather's questions and help/scare/warn her of what she is about to experience! Did they do a good...
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Episode 220 - D23: A Night of LITERALLY Two Announcements
This week, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent watch the D23 Parks Panel who tries to play on nostalgia with the whole Horizons thing..but we are way too smart to fall for your BS, D23... Watch along as we encounter people who clearly don't want to be there, introductions to introductions, lots…
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Episode 219: What Exactly Is A Disney Adult? (with AJ Wolfe)
This week, Jerry puts on his special halo and hangs the Degenerate title up in the closet for the week with his patches and pins and has a with owner and voice of Disney Food Blog, and self-proclaimed Disney Adult and author of the book by the same name, FREAKIN' AJ Wolfe!!!!! Listen in as they...
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Episode 218: We Didn't Come to the College Program to Work
This week, Jerry watches and reviews a short documentary about the College Program to see whether it is accurate or complete lies... What he found was something else. That's how they do loglines and stuff right? Come join in the fun and listen to a bunch of people who don't understand what the…
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Episode 217: The Podcast Game: Roundtables, Parks and Vibes: The NPR Edition (I Wrote This Myself)
This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry plays a brand new game which ends in a series of meltdowns. How long can he last before he has to shut off YOUR Disney podcast? I don’t know. Listen to the show and you’ll find out. Also he talks about the Live Action Moana and how pointless live action versions…
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Episode 216: The Aggressive Sales Tactics of the Master of Exclusion
Jerry gives his opinions and predictions on the new salesman…I mean CEO of Walt Disney World. Through D’Amaro’s lengthy history with the company along with current changes to DAS, parking, Multipass and signature experiences, let us all find out together whether we are headed towards a bright...
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Episode 215: Carousel of Small Droopy Steps
On this week’s episode, Jillian the Travel Agent has bad news to share with us all, as we discuss the destruction of some of the final spokes of history and tell the lemmings who can’t help but repeat the same old museum rhetoric to shut their pie holes. Jerry also has some DisBoards nonsense to...
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Episode 214: Tom & Jerry Talk WDW (with Special Guest Tom Lazan)
Jerry invites on Tom Lazan to discuss his recent trip to Walt Disney World and the massive video he put together. If you like hearing Jerry not shutting the hell up, this is the episode for you. (Also, Spotify keeps taking down episodes, so there will sadly be some changes so people can actually...
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Episode 213: And With Me As Always Is...
In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series. From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme? I forget now. Oh well, listen to the episode…
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Episode 212: Princess Peach Only Likes Women (Part 3)
In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe. Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!
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Episode 211: WHO IS IOA FOR???? (Part 2)
On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure. From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky…
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Episode 210: The Acrobatic Show and Other Pointless Screen Attractions at Universal Studios Florida (Part 1)
Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes! This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be…
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Episode 209: Take a Deep Dive Down The Stair Steps
Hello Degenerates & Degenerettes! Happy New Year all! This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry listens to a bunch of Universal podcasts and…yeah this is familiar…Holy fuck, people, here we go again… From scripted bullshit to another “Peter Lore” situation to momly energy to the main course, which you…
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Episode 208: Ginnifer Goodwin Puts Stuff In Her Mouth…oh, GOTTA GO!
Merry Sleevesmas everybody!!! Happy Chanuksleeves! AAAAND the la la la la. This week on Mouse Rants., Jerry and Jillian watch The Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular 2025. Will it be so bad that we can make an All-Inclusive Hashtag HolidayNotHoliday Spectacular Part 2? Probably not, but...
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Episode 207 - Doom & Sh-BOOM!
This week on Mouse Rants, Jillian the Travel Agent joins Jerry to answer his questions and discuss the differences between Disney and Universal planning. We also watch a bunch of scripted fake vloggers trying to emulate what real vloggers do to promote Universal….but….not sure they’re doing a…
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Episode 206: Nintendo Boy Commits Hypocrisy: Universal Orlando Planning
This year...I mean week on Mouse Rants, Jerry begins his series on the difficulties that arise from planning an actual Universal Trip when there is so little information out there, compared to WDW. Expect to be sidetracked on Nintendo, Disney, and awful podcasts along the way. What surprises are…
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Episode 205: The History of the World But Only the Last Few Years
This year...I mean week, Jerry takes a listen to a podcast that's supposedly about the History of Disney Podcasting. Sounds promising and fun, right? Well, let's take that clickbait and run with it. Join in as he tries to keep his eyes from rolling out of his head as he sorts out all the BS and...
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Episode 204 - Caviar and Drive-Bys (SwooZie Still Lyin)
This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales. This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times…
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Episode 203 - Singing the Blues Is Too Mean (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 2)
Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the...
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Episode 202: You Don’t Make Friends With Salad (Really Bad Popular Opinions About The Simpsons) (Part 1)
In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you. In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some…
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Episode 201: The Truth About The Galactic Starcruiser
In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser. From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon...
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Episode 199 - RIP Splash Mountain
This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain. Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching…
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Episode 198 - Fan-Freakin’-Tasmic!
This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds... but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are…
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Episode 197: Cut Shows Are a Speck of Bland Emotion
This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic. Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The...
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Episode 196: The Frugality of the Starving Elite
In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today. Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off…
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Episode 195: The Destruction of WDW
Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes! Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint. Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years. Go through all...
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Episode 194: Only Hipsters Eat At Grand Avenue (and the rest of the worldly cuisines)
This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa). And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction. So join us as we...
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Episode 192: Alexa, What Cuisines Are Not Represented In Walt Disney World?
This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World. Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1. So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go! - Please send all...
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Episode 191: The Dis NEVER wants the Pandemic to END
Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes! After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery. Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match…
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Episode 190: Even Mickey Is Enamored By Roger Rabbit
This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars. Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for…
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Episode 189: 90% Crap, 10% Pink Slime
This week, to finish off the trilogy of regrets, special guests Ross & Jess Upset from Upset In Disney join Jerry & Simone to look back at some of the best Disney podcasts and figure out what makes bad podcasts bad, how to find your own original voice and just what the hell is going on with…
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Episode 188: March Badness UNCUT & Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast Outtakes
In this episode, Jerry & Simone share the entire uncut version of March Badness that sadly had to be edited down to fit with the timing and style of Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast. But before that, we share some outtakes and bloopers from Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast with generic copyright free...
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Episode 187: Kentucky Fried Disney Podcast
This week, Jerry & Simone ponder what it would be like if they followed suit and took on unoriginal and generic topics that many podcasts spew out on a weekly basis. With the help of special guests, DGribbs and his lady SGribbs, Jillian the Travel Agent, and Ross & Jess from Upset At Disney, we…
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Episode 186: Dreamfuckers II: It's Not A Job
This week, Jerry and Simone check out yet another YouTube documentary about Disney Vloggers. As if one weren't enough... But the big question is....is this one worse? Find out tonight as we wade through the pool of self-indulgence and misdirection. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns,...
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Episode 185: Liars & Monkey Chunks - The Food Game
This week, Jerry, Simone and special guest, Jillian the Travel Agent play a brand new game combining One Star Reviews, Bad Food Porn and Trivia. But before that, we all have to discuss the pure awful-ness of the Disney Family Singalong Jamboree Party or whatever the hell it was called. So before...
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Episode 184: Whores! Whores! Whores! Beetlejuice Sets a Night Trap!
This week, Jerry and Simone sit down to watch one of the most bizarre Disney specials of all time, Kraft Salutes Walt Disney World's 10th Anniversary Presented by Kraft (yes, they namedrop themselves TWICE in the title alone). You're in for a freakin' treat as we actually try to find any relation...
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Episode 183: Rhyming Is Easy
It's that time again! Jerry and Simone sift through some of the cringiest, poorly written, douche chilling Disney parodies on YouTube, but this time revolving around.....YOU GUESSED IT - COVID-19!! That's right! Come with us as we judge those trying their first shot at comedy on a virus that is...
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Episode 182: The Destruction of World Showcase Part 2 (the Bobby Chapek Story)
This week, Jerry & Simone take a journey through new CEO Bob Chapek's career to find out what exactly led to the new destruction of World Showcase, and why so many live entertainers continue to lose their jobs, which guests are slowly, but surely finding nothing to do in Epcot. It's the sequel…
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Episode 181: William The Idiot's Work Ethic
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Clerks (just a little late, but so what) as they listen to a bunch of horrible and idiotic movie podcasts that bash the film with points that only people who don't understand film, comedy or life in general would make. Come join in and...
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Episode 180 - The Worst of One Star Hotel Reviews - Animal Kingdom Lodge
This week, Jerry flies solo as he continues his One Star Review Series, trying to fathom some of the worst one-star HOTEL reviews, this time around, starting with Animal Kingdom Lodge. Join in as we meet some of the most uneducated, uninteresting, unreasonable, unmagical and unintelligent...
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Episode 179: Pulp Fiction Is All Just Acting & Writing
This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate Pulp Fiction's 25th anniversary (a little bit late, but so what?) by using an old friend, Radio War! That's right, we listen to a bunch of idiots who hate this celebrated, iconic work of art and find out just what the hell is wrong with them! Also, we get lost…
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Episode 178: Oh Boy! You Didn't Even Try
We're back ya lousy Degenerates! After a well-needed break, Jerry and Simone are back in full force, checking out and vomiting internally from some new terrible music videos that have popped up since we went on our little mini-vacation. And let me tell you...it ain't gonna be easy today. Also, we...
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Episode 177 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 2)
This week, Jerry & Simone bring Jillian The Travel Agent back on to complete their conversations of their most recent trip. This week they tackle the final IllumiNations, the Epcot Experience, Garden Grove, the most poorly thought out game in the history of games and much much more in a new trip...
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Episode 176 - The Trip Randomizer (Part 1)
Back from their vacations, Jerry & Simone bring on Jillian The Travel Agent to talk about Epcot Forever, Smugglers Run, the Skyliner and many many more utter tragedies they experienced in a new trip report game Jerry came up with 10 minutes before recording. Take a trip down your Degenerate...
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Episode 175: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 2)
In Part 2 of our 5th Anniversary Show, Spokesy takes Jerry and Simone to replay events of their lives (as well as his) in attempts to show them why not caring is much better than worrying about what the people want. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail…
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Episode 174: The Mouse Rants 5th Anniversary Extravaganza (Part 1)
It's our 5th Anniversary, yay... - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to [email protected] - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed...
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Episode 173: AHHHH NOOOOO! BEAAHHHS!
As #ShutDownTheSummer comes to a close, Jerry & Simone write a brand new movie right before your eyes...ears...whatever. It's about time they made a sequel to The Country Bears film and we're just the ones to create it. Listen in as we create a sequel that's both true to the original and actually...
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Episode 172: Even Disney Channel Knows That Summer Sucks
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch 4 summer related Disney Channel shows. From The Suite Life of Zack & Cody to Miles From Tomorrowland, join them in as they find out just how much Disney Channel shows HATE the summer (and with GREAT CAUSE). And stick around til the…
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Episode 171 - Sahmer BITEtastic!
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW. From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don't have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense. - Please…
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Episode 170: Don’t S*#t Where You Eat
This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!! Yeah....that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!! We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else's experience and figure out…
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An uncensored honest oral rhapsody of Walt Disney World, Florida and the Disney company through the eyes of fanatical Disney nerds who have nothing better to do.
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