Movie Pipe

Movie Pipe bounced back. We've gone artificial with very little intelligence.

Look, he's The Bricklayer. It's what he does.

Now I Am Become Conque, the Destroyer of Parodies

83 year old baby manages to cling on to hat and whip.

An elephant Pitts itself. First of a three part shallow-snorkel into one of the weirdest movies to watch on a plane.

Willis wig shop is alive and well.

Surprisingly enjoyable cop thriller with some serious (missing) hair action from Bruce Willis. This episode is sponsored by Sam Ashurst's 'VHS Quest'... https://www.patreon.com/VHSquest

This episode contains a near-death experience.

Our favorite actor slash retiree, Genius Hackman, is back on the Pipe. This time in a late-80's espionage thriller that feels like one giant audition for the director's next gig with Garrison Fjord. Ciao.

Little ozzie issac plays snap in pillow strawberries’ meta textual meditation on gambling and revenge.

Genius Hackmen kind of does a reverse Rambo?

Very long episode as Will (finally) joins G.G. to bore him to death for 2 hours about a movie about a person boring another person to death for 2 hours.

Ronald J. Patriot vamps it up as Battingman in DC comics' latest standalone moodvie. Will gives his immediate reaction (between me and you, he sounds a bit sleepy and says f*ck a lot – not sure what that's all about, really? I guess what we're saying is, don't listen to this episode out loud during a church service or in your local library).

Everything went out the window after she ignored the salad. Probably not cheap either, being a hospital canteen. The cheek! Poor ol' Willem. He looked distraught and was as bemused as we were. He didn't have to get her lunch. He only offered her coffee! Why ask for a salad if you're not going to even touch it?? What happened to the salad is anyone's guess. (sorry about the wind on the mic/background ambience from the very expensive, private neighborhood within which Movie Pipe HQ is situated).

Anthophila x Caine. TWICE. (Listener Warning: This episode features documentary audio of a real-life bee hallucination).

Did you know the world’s most famous theoretical physicist was Marty Funkhauser’s brother?!

The satire that sh*t the bed and missed. This is the end of season 1 😬

G. G. manipulates listeners by withholding the name of the movie reviewed during this episode. But it’s all part of the act, isn’t it. 👀

Hank Plym’s dad gets his trunk frozen stiff over a powerful baby and a dodgy shamen. Thanks to our patrons for the donations! We’re up to $347.60 🙏

G. G. has it all ruined by a factually inaccurate automobile.

Travis LaMotta goes meta in this dreamy parable about love and ambition during dirty thirties Hollywood.

Think-abouting why it’s actually a videogame, not a movie.

Tim Robbins burns his Bridges and we try to ignore the coffee stain from part 1. It’s Movie Pipe!

A live domestic disaster caused G.G. to half-record this episode. Sorry! Part 2 coming soon, once he cleans up the spillage.

Big Jack’s hidden gem. And an ending to cry for.

Will’s meta episode about a teen shock-jock who goes down hard.

Hump goes bastard in a tale of greed and gold.

Walker man kills an innocent bed and it’s all in slow motion for some reason (contains the Benedict Cumberbatch ‘head story’ deleted scene from episode 6).

G.G. confesses more than he should about how this podcast works, while trying to establish how much gear is in Nick Nolte’s head.

Redford done goofed in this very middle of the road heist caper. (Sorry for the dust at the end).

Bond is back as an undercover drunk, embroiled in an inexplicable game of cricket with the American security services.

This is Will’s first time recording an episode. Don’t hold that against him.

Calypso guy is back! And he’s big in Japan.

What if James Bond’s hair got paroled.

Failed goose farmer molests his student and wonders why his missus bangs the tennis coach.

Kevin Costner kills 4000 henchmen aided by a time traveling scientist.

Famous calypso singer, Roberto Mitchum, plays a large wounded bear, who snitches on his bank robber mates to avoid being sent back to Boston zoo.

The Coen Brothers folk themselves silly in this absurd fable about fame and luck.