Movie Torture

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately puts everyone in a situation that makes zero sense — if you fall asleep, you die… and if you don’t sleep, you lose your mind. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad breaks down Freddy vs. Jason, a matchup that sounds legendary until you actually think about what it means for everyone involved. Because now you’ve got:One killer who gets you in your dreamsOne killer who gets you in real lifeAnd absolutely no good option for survivalBrad leans into the chaos right away — calling it less of a horror movie and more of a no-win scenario where the rules themselves are the problem. The moment you understand the setup, you realize nobody is coming out of this okay.He walks through the wild premise:Freddy needs fear to exist againSo his solution is… bring Jason back to do the dirty workWhich sounds like a plan until you remember Jason doesn’t follow plansBrad goes in on that decision, breaking it down in his signature style — pointing out that hiring someone like Jason isn’t strategy, it’s chaos. Once he shows up, there’s no control, no boundaries, and no off switch.As the episode builds, Brad highlights:The group of teens trying to outthink something you can’t outthinkThe idea that “just don’t sleep” somehow becomes a real planAnd how quickly everything spirals once both threats are activeOf course, the tangents hit:Why staying awake is not a real strategy for survivalWhat sleep deprivation actually does to youAnd how this might be one of the worst situations anyone could be dropped intoThe tension keeps rising as Brad unpacks the core problem:What do you do when every option leads to the same outcome?By the time it all collides, you’re not just watching a showdown — you’re watching a situation that was doomed from the start. Two unstoppable forces, zero control, and people stuck in the middle trying to figure out rules that don’t exist.Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting to a movie that fully commits to putting everyone in the worst possible position.

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one hits different — not because of action or twists, but because it slowly turns a dream job into something way more intense. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Devil Wears Prada, where a young woman lands the opportunity of a lifetime… and realizes almost immediately that something is off. What looks like success on the outside quickly feels like survival on the inside.Brad leans into the central tension:This isn’t a normal workplaceNobody helps youNobody relaxesAnd one person controls the entire room without raising her voiceHe breaks down the environment in his signature way — calling it less of a job and more of a high-pressure, no-smile, whisper-driven system where every move matters. The second the boss walks in, everything changes. Conversations stop, energy shifts, and people start moving like they’re trying not to get noticed.Brad walks through the characters:Anne Hathaway trying to keep up in a world she was never prepared forMeryl Streep running everything with quiet, calculated intensityEmily Blunt operating at a stress level that never dropsAlong the way, Brad goes on classic tangents about:Why hiring someone and then refusing to train them makes no senseHow quickly people adapt to toxic environments and start acting like it’s normalAnd how easy it is to lose yourself when success starts demanding more than you expectedThe episode builds around one big question:How far do you go to “make it”… and when do you realize it’s costing you too much?As the pressure rises and expectations get more unrealistic, Brad unpacks how small compromises start stacking up — until the person at the beginning of the movie doesn’t look the same anymore.If you’ve ever chased something you thought you wanted… this one hits differently.Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad calling out the moments that make you stop and think, “yeah… that’s not normal.”

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately raises questions — mainly, why does an entire town think the best way to solve problems is to shoot each other at noon? In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad dives into The Quick and the Dead, where daily life revolves around a dueling tournament with one simple rule: win… or you’re done. What should feel like a Western turns into something way more chaotic — a town where death is basically part of the schedule.Brad leans into the absurdity right away:People casually gather to watch shootouts like it’s entertainmentNewcomers would immediately realize something is very wrongAnd somehow, this is treated like normal community lifeHe breaks down the cast dynamics with his usual energy:Sharon Stone rolling in with a clear mission and unfinished businessGene Hackman running the town like he enjoys every second of the chaosLeonardo DiCaprio bringing confidence that doesn’t match the situationRussell Crowe just trying to exist in the middle of it allAs the episode builds, Brad highlights what makes the movie stand out:The over-the-top duels with dramatic standoffs and drawn-out tensionCharacters treating life-or-death moments like performancesAnd the constant feeling that nobody is making normal decisionsOf course, Brad goes off on tangents about:Why this might be the worst town to ever move intoHow every disagreement somehow turns into a shootoutAnd why adding flair to a duel is the last thing anyone should be doingAt its core, the episode keeps circling one idea:What happens when a place normalizes chaos… and nobody questions it?As the story unfolds, motives become clearer, revenge comes into focus, and every duel carries more weight than the last. But through it all, Brad keeps calling out the same thing — this world makes no sense, and that’s exactly what makes it so watchable.Tune in for the full breakdown, the tangents, and Brad reacting in real time to a movie that fully commits to its own ridiculous rules.

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob kick things off by roasting MTD for buying a Honda Civic like he just joined the underground street racing scene at age 87. From there, the show immediately derails into couch trauma, Fear Factor takes, and whether Jacob’s dark lighting setup makes him look more like a Dateline informant or a full-blown rat.Then the boys finally get to Primate, a movie they were way too excited for, only to discover it’s basically a rich family drama interrupted by a chimp in a Party City suit going absolutely feral. Along the way, Brad gives a one-minute synopsis that somehow includes rabies, deaf dads, Deadpool guys getting face-ripped, and the phrase “dead monkey, bad monkey,” while Jacob rightfully asks why a horror movie in 2026 still has ten straight minutes of unsubtitled sign language.They also debate whether the monkey is CGI or just Troy in a fur suit, whether chimps can swim, whether a pet monkey is a power move or a facial reconstruction waiting to happen, and whether MTD would ride a Walmart scooter just for the free parking. By the end, the monkey is ripping jaws off, scalping pool girls, handing out body parts like party favors, and somehow the only people who live are the ones who absolutely deserved to die.In short: Primate is a movie where everyone reaches for their phones, nobody grabs a knife, and Brad and Jacob somehow spend just as much time talking about monkey murder, Czech Cola, and Komodo dragons at Walmart as they do the actual plot.

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and the legendary beach-dwelling MTD set out to review The Housemaid, but as usual the movie takes a backseat to discussions about dispensaries popping up on every corner, Brad’s aunt accusing him of being gay at family gatherings, and a deeply philosophical debate about whether it’s acceptable to “duke on top of a duke” in a gas station bathroom.Things spiral quickly.Brad debuts a new sponsor called Sweeney Suppressant, a spray designed to help men focus on the plot whenever Sydney Sweeney appears on screen, while Jacob questions how anyone in Hollywood stays married if their job description involves making out with coworkers for millions of dollars.Eventually they remember there’s a movie to talk about.The Housemaid starts with Sydney Sweeney taking a job cleaning a mansion where the family appears normal for about ten minutes before the wife begins screaming, firing her repeatedly, and trashing the house like a raccoon on espresso. Meanwhile the husband turns out to be a manipulative psycho who locks women in attic bedrooms and assigns bizarre punishments like pulling out 100 hairs or cutting yourself with broken china.But the twist?Sydney Sweeney isn’t the victim.She’s basically Dexter for abusive husbands.The guys break down the wild third act where teeth get ripped out with pliers, fancy plates get smashed out of pure revenge, and the villain gets locked in his own torture room like a DIY Saw trap.Along the way the conversation somehow detours into:Brad’s dad getting locked inside a car at a dealershipWhether Betty Rubble was hotter than Wilma (again)Kirk Cameron and the Left Behind franchiseThe possibility of Movie Torture reviewing Christian apocalypse movies nextMTD’s inevitable death in every episode scenarioBy the end, everyone agrees The Housemaid is actually good — which almost never happens on this show — earning a rare Movie Gold rating and immediate excitement for Housemaid 2.In summary:A thriller about a killer housemaid somehow turns into a podcast about dispensaries, church movies, gas station bathroom ethics, and why Brad believes hiring Sydney Sweeney as a house cleaner would destroy most marriages.Just another completely normal episode of Movie Torture. Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode the guys head to the police car and talk, "Car 54, Where are You? Brad opens the show talking about how his son said one of his favorite 90's country songs is now creepy. "Daddy's Hand's" then Jacob ruins "Another on Bites the Dust" for the guys.Brad wonders if he died would his wife ever hear the final podcast he made just for her, MTD and Brad spiral into a funny bit about how each cast member of the show would meet their demise.The guys open a new segment where they talk about the movies that were playing while this movie was in the movies. Brad and Jacob both agree "Body Snatchers" is the best.Jacob says Brad proposes at least 10 times a show that they should do another movie.They all agree Rosie O'Donnell is miscast in this movie and wonder why this movie has 3 annoying voices in it.Finally, they do compare MTD to grandpa Munster who is in this movie. You do not want to miss this arresting episode.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and MTD set out to review Agent Recon… and accidentally spend most of the episode questioning reality, anatomy, and whether MTD is secretly the Matrix.The movie itself? Chuck Norris plays a robot… kind of. There’s red ash, magic mana, aliens, and a rule that you can only kill enemies by shooting them in the liver—which immediately sends the guys into a full breakdown because none of them know where the liver is. At one point, the conversation turns into a survival strategy of “just aim somewhere in the torso and hope for the best.”But the real highlight isn’t the movie—it’s the spirals.Within minutes, they’ve:Debated uploading MTD’s brain into a cyborg and whether he’d save humanity or just bring a TV remote to a gunfightPlanned a full production of Monkey Cop like it’s a legitimate Hollywood contenderArgued about who would survive an alien invasion (spoiler: nobody, because they’re all aiming for the wrong organs)Gone deep into Total Gym infomercials and somehow turned it into a Rocky-style training montage between two grown men in an apartmentDiscussed who’s dying first between Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks like it’s a Vegas betting lineAnd briefly turned the episode into an emotional moment about not wanting each other to die… before immediately going back to poop jokes and cyborg dadsMeanwhile, Agent Recon keeps happening in the background—barely. There’s a random daughter subplot nobody asked for, villains that look like the same three guys in different hoodies, and Chuck Norris showing up just long enough to remind everyone this movie technically has a legend in it.By the end, there’s an explosion, a memory chip, and zero clarity—just like the episode itself.It’s less of a movie review and more of a chaotic hangout where the movie loses and the tangents win.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week on Made Up Movie, Brad Lowe brings what he confidently calls “the greatest idea of his life” (ranking just behind his marriage), and Nicki immediately realizes she’s either witnessing genius… or the beginning of a cinematic crime.Welcome to the birth of Monkey Cop.The episode starts normal—talking musicals, Muppets, and whether anyone over 25 should legally be allowed inside Spencer’s—before Brad drops a fully developed, slightly concerning cinematic universe that he’s apparently been building in his head for years.We’re talking:A chain-smoking, beer-drinking chimp copA washed-up human partner one write-up away from getting firedA PG-13 movie that somehow includes drugs, bar fights, and monkey hookupsA VHS intro featuring a monkey watching edited adult tapes (yes, really)And that’s just the pitch.From there, things spiral beautifully.Brad unveils:A full trilogy (with escalating banana-based subtitles)A spin-off called The Splooge (yes, that’s a real sentence)A cartoon seriesA prequel origin storyMerchandising plans like he’s already met with DisneyMeanwhile, Nicki is trying to keep things grounded by asking reasonable questions like:“Should this be CGI or a real monkey?”…and Brad responds with a deep dive into real-life monkey crime documentaries and a former coworker who is now apparently in prison.Because of course.They also:Debate casting like this is actually greenlit (Glenn Powell, Sydney Sweeney, Channing Tatum—Monkey Cop is STACKED)Accidentally turn the movie into a mashup of Ted, Superbad, and Miami ViceCreate a musical number about cocaine mid-conversationAnd somehow land on a stalker subplot where Nicki plays a woman obsessed with Monkey Cop’s clothing… and potentially his poopYes. That happens.By the end, no one is entirely sure what just happened—but they are sure of one thing:Monkey Cop is either movie gold… or the exact reason Hollywood should have stricter rules.Either way, this episode proves one thing:You don’t need a real movie to have a better time than most real movies.Just another completely normal episode of Movie Torture. Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob and MTD attempt to review Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, but instead spend most of the episode debating who’s hotter (Lucy Liu vs. Cameron Diaz), planning MTD’s funeral, and figuring out who inherits the Hopecast Network when Brad inevitably dies mid-podcast.Before the movie even gets going, Jacob celebrates his 85th episode milestone while Brad reminds him that his job security is entirely based on pretending Jacob is the funniest person on the show. Meanwhile, MTD continues his role as the mysterious, silent, possibly imaginary overlord of the podcast, but with worse communication skills and a tendency to ignore texts.Eventually, they remember there’s a movie.Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle is described as a film where Hollywood gathered every famous person from the early 2000s, paid them millions of dollars, and then forgot to write a coherent plot. Instead, the movie focuses on three “agents” whose primary mission appears to be fighting crime while wearing increasingly impractical outfits and defying every known law of physics.Highlights include:A Mongolian bar fight that looks like it was filmed in 1845 but somehow includes a mechanical bullA helicopter that gets started mid-air while free-falling (a moment Brad compares to Kobe Bryant)Drew Barrymore sliding across tables without moving her feet like she’s in The Matrix: Low Budget EditionLucy Liu being criminally underpaid while also being the only competent person in the movieCameron Diaz earning $20 million to act confused for two hoursThe guys also uncover the true plot of the movie, which involves:Two magic rings (basically Lord of the Rings for people who failed geometry), a witness protection list nobody understands, and Demi Moore showing up to remind everyone she’s still the coolest person on screen.But the real story of this episode isn’t the movie—it’s the complete unraveling of the podcast itself.Somehow, the conversation spirals into:Whether MTD died by driving into a Country Kitchen and ordering waffles afterwardA full succession plan where Jacob inherits the network and immediately cancels everything to avoid paying podcast hosting feesBrad forcing his son into podcast slavery via his willA hypothetical skydiving scenario where Brad tries to take Jacob and MTD down with him out of spiteThe possibility of replacing Brad with a hologram or re-releasing old episodes like he’s a podcast TupacFollow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this episode of Movie Torture, the boys somehow turn Revenge of the Nerds into a full-blown discussion about boogers, mooning, prison sentences, and whether MTD belongs with the Alpha Betas or the Lambda Lambdas. Brad immediately hijacks the show by proudly announcing that if anybody on the podcast is Booger, it is 100% him, then follows it up with a Navy story about pulling a booger the size of a corn kernel out of his face like he just discovered buried treasure. Jacob contributes by explaining the emotional devastation of thinking you have a bat in the cave and finding out your nose was just lying to you.Once they finally remember there is a movie to talk about, Brad gets sentimental about Robert Carradine, because to him Lewis will always be a legend, a laugh, and a man who somehow made giant glasses look cool. The guys agree the movie is a complete 80s time capsule, right down to the outfits, the soundtrack, the robot side chick, and a fraternity system that would now lead to about 47 separate felony counts and a Dateline special.From there, the episode becomes a courtroom drama disguised as a comedy recap. Brad and Jacob basically spend an hour deciding which characters are going to jail and for how long. The nerds are somehow lovable and criminal at the same time, the jocks are idiots, and everyone in the movie appears to be one bad decision away from doing 15 to life. Brad repeatedly reminds everyone that Lewis is not surviving modern law enforcement, especially after the Darth Vader moon bounce incident, while Jacob tries to keep at least one foot in reality and point out that none of this is remotely okay, even if it is funny.They also stop the movie several times to argue about whether Brad is actually a nerd, which turns into a side quest about Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Brad’s refusal to be grouped with “full-course nerds.” Jacob insists Brad is Lewis, Brad insists Jacob is Gilbert, and somewhere in the middle MTD gets promoted to Lewis’s dad, which honestly feels right.Other major topics include: whether MTD ordered the Honda Civic as a lateral move, whether random mooning should be illegal, whether George Soros funded the nerd house rebuild, whether the Asian nerd’s tricycle beer race was secretly the best event in cinema history, and why Brad’s son apparently turned into a ding-dong-ditching athlete just to prove Brad can run stairs.By the end, Brad once again reminds the audience that ChatGPT says he’s funnier than Jacob, which Jacob clearly takes as a personal act of war.

This week the guys head to Screamville and talk about Scream 7. They open the show wondering why MTD isn't there. He is buying a new Civic and Brad wonders if it's a lateral move from a Subaru. They finally get into Scream and wonder what it would be like if there was a Ghostface in every state. MTD trains each one to make them the killing machines they need to be. The guys wonder about Ashley and how she is doing since this is her favorite movie series of all time. Brad laments the fact that Neve Campbell is in this movie and wishes Jenna Ortega was in this movie. The guys wonder what a reality real world house would be like if it had iconic slasher killers in it just hanging out while MTD is the host. Plus, The wonder who would win in a fight, Ghostface or Jason Voorhees. Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode the guys head to Movie Torture Lite as they welcome Nic Cage back to the show and talk 2014's "Left Behind" They start the show with Brad checking in on Jacob's Letterboxd movie count. They wonder if this is a rapture movie or a movie about a man who just needs to land a plane. Brad shares that he watched this movie with his family and they enjoyed it.Brad wonders if U2 would be raptured. Brad proposes that if the three of them would be flight attendants and they were single they could get women to like them, Jacob and Brad get into a debate about what they would really get.The guys wonder if getting raptured at a mall would be sad. Then the people go zero to loot in 5 seconds.Brad says if he doesn't get raptured he hopes everyone he knows got raptured so he doesn't get questioned.They also wonder why the little person is so angry all of the time.Also, they wonder why this movie cost so much to make.You don't want to miss this chat about landing a plane.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD head to Hazzard County to talk about "The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning" Brad and Jacob open up the show by talking about their love for the original. Brad shares that his third birthday was a Dukes party with a cake shaped like the General Lee, confederate flag and all. Jacob wonders if MTD wore daisy dukes to the party and MTD starts a timer on the one minute recap for the movie that Brad does. Brad compares this to "Dumb and Dumber When Harry met Lloyd" and wonders why this movie was even made and who is it trying to appeal to. The guys talk about the gross incest scene and wonder if this movie is what a movie would turn out to be if Movie Torture made a movie.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode the Jacob, Brad and MTD tackle 2009's "New in Town" and MTD asks the guys when are we going to do man movies again. Brad starts the show by saying he won't kill MTD off but then gets into a discussion about the iron lung and how that works on someone, possibly MTD. Brad insists there Is no way he can poop laying down. Brad and Jacob talk about clappers at the end of movies and how weird that is, and they talk about their Letterboxd before they even get to the movie. Brad lets everyone know that Harry Connick Jr has a great head of hair and Jacob wonders why she brought a nighty to Minnesota and then wanted to take it back to Miami for a weekend trip.Plus, Jacob shares a story about his mom and a Teddy that you do not want to miss. He also drops some big news on the fellas about his personal life and no he is not converting to the priesthood, quite the opposite.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode the guys talk about 1992's "The Lawnmower Man 2" and what ever subtitle they want to use. Brad opens the show promising not to kill MTD off in this episode and he talks about MTD'S love for only 10s. Which leads them to talking about how MTD mows 3 yards a week and Brad wonders if thats going to kill him one day. They guys also wonder who this movie was made for and why it was even made. They talk about how this is the future but everything looks old. Jacob then reminds us of the most bonkers line every uttered on Movie Torture, "Incest, the game the whole family can play" Plus, Brad and MTD agree if they entered a VR world it would have chics in it.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week the guy's tackle the limbless movie from 1991 "Body Parts" Brad opens by telling everyone that Jacob is moving close to where he lives and they wonder if they should get a walkie talkie to communicate.Brad then asks Jacob what is an iconic movie poster and of course Brad talks about going to the video store to get the old posters to then hang in his bedroom. He talks about his beloved Pamela Anderson "Barb Wire" poster which Jacob says should have hung above his bed.The guys wonder why this movie was made and who this movie was made for? They discuss what it would be like changing limbs out and Brad wonders how it would look with one long arm or one short leg.Plus, Brad brings up hurt back guy who can never help move and Jacob wonders what if they swap legs and then it gets crazy.Stay tuned for a crazy episode.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD talk about Five Nights at Freddy's and Five Nights at Freddy's 2. The guys start out by welcoming back MTD and Brad lets the listeners know he loves creating fake photos with MTD in them. They also confess that they watched these movies back to back on Christmas Day and wonder if there is any worse punishment than this. MTD tells them these movies sound like the worst movies they have watched. Brad confesses a weird flex he made to his buddies in 1990 about getting to go home and watch Rocky V. They then argue which pizza place was better Circus Pizza or Showbiz Pizza and then they wonder if they could pick up mom's at the pizza place if they all were single and in their 20's. You don't want to miss this episode and find out what the guys really think of these two movies.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob let us know that MTD is out again. They start the show talking about Hot Air Balloons and Brad says that this movie has the best green screen he has seen in a movie.They wonder if Kelsey Grammar's agent was like kill him off real quick. They talk about the game New Phone who Dis.Brad talks about how women can have a good man and not even realize that. Brad also tells how this man in the movie puts his wife up in amazing hotels and Brad puts his wife in a Motel 6.You don't want to miss this episode.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob starts it out by asking the guys if they would travel a year together in the Weiner mobile and Brad promptly says no, but then wonders if he would have a dear John letter when he got home. Brad asks, would prison be better then being stuck in a truck for a year. They get to the movie which goes zero to incest really fast as Brad lets the audience know him and Jacob watched this together. Jacob talks about his family and kissing and MTD and Brad were wondering if Jacob was about to tell us his uncle kissed him. They talk about all of the cats in this movie and wonder if MTD could have even watched it with his love for cats and all. Plus, they ask each other would they carve anything into their skin and Brad reminds Jacob MTD can't carve he is on blood thinners. Stay tuned for an episode you won't soon forget.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are missing MTD again but they still jump in the water to talk about 1997's Anaconda. They begin the show imagining how the pitch went to Jon Voight about doing a Spanish accent. They wonder how of all things he hasn't been cancelled for the accent which should be character of its own. They then wonder how J Lo's shirt stayed clean the whole movie. Brad confesses that when he eats spaghetti he often ruins shirts.They also wonder what character Ice Cube is playing because he is really bringing the Boyz in the Hood Character to this movie. Plus, Jacob tells a story about when he was an exterminator and had to get rid of hundreds of snakes.Stay tuned for this Anaconda of an episode.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob, Brad, and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "The Toxic Avenger." The trio humorously dissects the film's bizarre plot, where an average guy, Winston Goose, transforms into a superhero after falling into toxic sludge. With a mix of superhero strength and a questionable aroma, he takes on villains who seem to have escaped from a Halloween store. The hosts banter about the film's absurdity, from its questionable budget to its peculiar characters, including Peter Dinklage's brief appearance. They wrap up with a light-hearted discussion on the film's reception and their own comedic takes on the movie's flaws.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week on our special Christmas episode Jacob and Brad let us know that MTD is not on the show this weeks, which leads to Brad wondering what life is going to be like when MTD is gone for good. They wonder if "Only 10's" should be on his tombstone and then Brad insists that Jacob get some of his ashes and then they come up with an MTD bobblehead with his ashes. Snooze Buttons returns as a sponsor this week and it is quite the doozy. The guys wonder why Mel Gibson didn't go full Santa in this movie, how did the budget get so big for this movie. Were Mel Gibsons demands to be in this move made that he didn't want to look like Santa? Brad asks Jacob if he could be his lead Elf if Jacob became Santa and then Brad creates a name for MTD, Elf Daddy. You don't want to miss this bonkers episode.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Join Brad, Jacob, and MTD as they dive headfirst into the cinematic disaster that is "The Running Man" on this week's episode of "Movie Torture." In a world where 1987's vision of 2017 includes more shoulder pads than a football game and technology that makes a typewriter look advanced, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Ben Richards, a man who just can't catch a break. Wrongly accused and thrown into a game show where the contestants are hunted by villains with more personality than the script, Ben must navigate a dystopian nightmare filled with chainsaw-wielding maniacs and a singing electrician who thinks he's the next big thing.As always, our hosts bring their signature sarcasm and wit, questioning everything from the logic of the plot to the questionable fashion choices. Why does Arnold's beard look like it was glued on by a blindfolded makeup artist? And how did a movie with such a ridiculous premise become a cult classic? Tune in for a hilarious breakdown of a film that proves sometimes the real torture is just pressing play.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob and Brad dive into the cinematic masterpiece (or disasterpiece?) that is "Domestic Disturbance." Join them as they unravel the mystery of Vince Vaughn's acting, ponder the economics of boat building, and question the logic of incinerators that leave no trace. Plus, discover the shocking revelation that Brad's jacket has a zipper on the side where a lady's jacket would be! With a sprinkle of Travolta's toupee talk and a dash of wedding announcement nostalgia, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments. Tune in for a hilarious breakdown of a movie that might just be better left unwatched!Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "Strangers Chapter 2," but not without a few laughs along the way. The trio finds themselves laughing so hard when Jacob suggests that he, Brad, and MTD are like the "three bears" standing outside the house. The conversation spirals into a comedic tangent, with Brad imagining them as bears in leather, while Jacob clarifies he meant the actual animals. The banter continues as they joke about being the "three bears" in a horror movie scenario, complete with Goldilocks references and a lot of laughter. It's a wild ride of humor and horror as they navigate through the movie's plot holes and their own comedic imaginations.

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we explore the charming chaos of "Look Who's Talking," where babies have more to say than most adults. Hannah nails the recap of Kirstie Alley's questionable dating choices, while Brad can't stop gushing over Kirstie Alley, declaring her a "smoke show" and reminiscing about his childhood crush. Jacob chuckles at the absurdity of John Travolta's cabbie-turned-babysitter role, and we all enjoy Bruce Willis's hilarious baby voiceover. Join us as we laugh through the film's romantic misadventures, marvel at talking babies, and debate whether John Travolta's character is the ultimate opportunist or just a really dedicated babysitter.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of "Made Up Movie," Brad and Ashley dive into the world of imaginary films, with Brad pitching yet another "funniest" idea to Ashley, who humorously points out that he's pitched about 25 movies, with only two being hits. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Brad reminisces about his high school days, comparing his movie pitches to his dating success rate, which was a solid two out of 25. Ashley, meanwhile, shares a hilarious story about a date with a "Survivor" contestant, complete with Disneyland adventures and no romantic sparks. The duo also tackles a listener's chaotic movie pitch involving a legendary senior skip day, complete with bootleg prom corsages and a pool party at the Opryland Hotel. The episode wraps up with a light-hearted discussion about celebrity encounters and the joys of reality TV.

In this hilarious episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob, Hannah, and MTD are joined by Jessica and Sher from Brad's favorite podcast "Love on the Pod" to dissect the cinematic masterpiece (or disaster) that is "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure." The gang dives into the absurdity of the film, while Brad pitches his wild Hallmark movie idea, "Christmas Town Sniper," much to the amusement and horror of the guests. Meanwhile, Jessica and Sher share their Hallmark expertise, and the group debates the merits of liver mush and the concept of "half loaf love." It's a rollercoaster of laughs, questionable movie pitches, and a deep dive into the world of bad holiday films.Follow Love on the Pod here:https://www.instagram.com/loveonthepod/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD tackle the comedy "Once Upon a Crime," where three couples navigate a murder mystery in Monte Carlo. With a gambling husband, a cheating wife, and a dog with a fortune, the plot is as unpredictable as it is funny. Hannah, Brad, and Jacob also discuss the evolution of their podcast's intro songs, while Jacob talks about how him and Brad went to the movies the night before this recording and Brad lost his wallet and highlighting Troy's unforgettable reactions to scary scenes. Join The Pod Father, The First Lady, and Brad as they explore mistaken identities, unexpected twists, and a surprising conclusion. Tune in for a mix of humor, intrigue, and a standout canine performance.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we tackle "In the Army Now," where Hannah admits she's never heard of Pauly Shore, prompting Jacob to question if she's been living under a rock. Brad entertains us with his boot camp tale of being so bad at marching that his drill sergeant had him shovel snow instead. Jacob chimes in with his own witty observations, questioning the logic of trusting Pauly Shore with any mission and highlighting the camel as the film's true hero. Join us for a laugh-filled discussion as we navigate the absurdity of this 90s classic and ponder the real lessons learned from shoveling snow in the military.Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, they finish up Hannah's least favorite month and conclude it with 1998's "Urban Legend," Baby Hands Brad reminisces about seeing the Noxzema girl on the big screen, while the Gothfather Jacob insists the first victim was offed for her horrendous singing and laments never discovering the goth dating site that could have changed his life. The First Lady Hannah provides a compelling argument for why every character deserved their fate, and MTD's presence is as mysterious as the film's plot twists. Join us as we debate whether the killer was more motivated by revenge or just a bad hair day, and why this movie is somehow a cult classic despite its best efforts to be anything but. Tune in for a nostalgic trip through 90s horror, complete with plot holes and a soundtrack that screams "we tried."Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this week's episode of Movie Torture, our fearless hosts dive into the 90s classic "The Faculty," where aliens take over a high school, and the only defense is snorting fake cocaine. Baby Hands Brad questions the allure of Josh Hartnett's hair, while the Gothfather Jacob ponders why the faculty didn't just throw salt on the aliens like snails. Meanwhile, The First Lady Hannah is just relieved she can watch this without nightmares. Join us as we explore why this movie is a triple gold despite being a one-time watch, and why Brad might just legally change his name to Fun Dip. Tune in for a nostalgic trip down memory lane, complete with alien fish people and a soundtrack that screams 90s angst.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Welcome to "Made Up Movie," where Ashley and Brad take listener-submitted pitches and turn them into cinematic gold, or at least something shiny. This week, Katie from Torrington, Wyoming, sends in a horror movie idea that quickly spirals into a sci-fi epic with more plot twists than a pretzel. As Brad pitches a dozen storylines at once, Ashley valiantly tries to keep the train on the tracks, all while debating whether a fart can really trigger a solar apocalypse. Spoiler: It can. Tune in for a wild ride through the creative chaos that is "Made Up Movie." #EchoSun #ListenerPitches #LocksOfLaughsSumbit your movie pitch here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang sinks their teeth into "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a film that has Brad swooning over Kristy Swanson like a teenager in the '90s. As they navigate through the cheesy vampire antics, the hosts take a detour to ponder the truly important question: which Golden Girl are they? With Jacob claiming Brad is the Blanche of the group due to his undying love for Swanson, the rest of the crew hilariously debates their own Golden Girl personas. Tune in for a fang-tastic episode filled with sarcasm, nostalgia, and Brad's relentless admiration for the fetching Kristy Swanson!Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD bravely tackle "I Know What You Did Last Summer," a film that Brad lovingly refers to as "straight dookie." Join the crew as they unravel the mystery of why anyone thought this movie needed a sequel. With a plot twist that even a pretzel would envy and characters as memorable as last week's grocery list, Brad's disdain reaches new heights. Meanwhile, Hannah surprises everyone by finding a silver lining in this cinematic storm, proving that one person's trash is another's... well, still trash. Tune in for a rollercoaster of sarcasm, laughter, and Brad's epic rants! Plus, MTD reminds Brad of their 1997 theater outing to see the original during Brad's military graduation—a memory Brad had conveniently blocked out. Adding to the hilarity, Brad recounts how MTD, armed with a trusty VHS camcorder, managed to record the wrong guy at his graduation, mistaking him for Brad. Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, the crew tackles "The Explorers," a film where kids miraculously construct a spaceship from a Tilt-A-Whirl, proving that NASA has been overthinking it all along. Meanwhile, Brad and Jacob indulge in the fantasy of using walkie-talkies to chat from their homes, imagining themselves as top-secret operatives, despite the fact that their communication skills rival the movie's coherence. With aliens that look like they escaped from a Saturday morning cartoon and a plot that wanders more than a lost puppy, this episode is a masterclass in sarcasm. Tune in for interstellar snickers and the burning question: Will Brad and Jacob's walkie-talkie dreams ever become reality, or are they just static? #MovieTorture #TheExplorers #WalkieTalkieFantasiesCheckout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob makes his grand return from a two-week assignment, just in time to dissect the cinematic conundrum that is "Loser." As the team wades through a plot as tangled as a pair of earbuds in a pocket, they debate whether the true "loser" is the film's protagonist or anyone who paid to watch it. With early 2000s fashion disasters and a storyline that defies logic, could a table read of Hannah's most despised movie, "Boys and Girls" featuring Jason Biggs, be on the horizon? Join us for laughs, groans, and the ultimate showdown between "Loser" and Hannah's arch-nemesis film. #MovieTorture #Loser #JacobIsBack #TableReadTease #HannahHatesBoysAndGirlsCheckout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Welcome to another episode of Movie Torture, where Brad and Hannah start the show by missing Jacob who is still on assignment. This week they dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is Young Guns 2. Join Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture as they dissect why Emilio Estevez playing a 70-year-old Billy the Kid is the sequel we never knew we needed. Spoiler: It's not.Highlights:Brad's nostalgia trip: "I watched this movie hundreds of times as a kid... mostly for the butt scene." The First Lady's revelation: "I didn't even know there was a Young Guns 1. Who knew?" A deep dive into the movie's budget: "How did this cost only $20 million? Did they pay the actors in Monopoly money?" The riveting debate: Is Young Guns 2 better than The Cowboy Way? Spoiler: Brad thinks so, but the First Lady has other thoughts.Hashtags: #MovieTorture #YoungGuns2 #NostalgiaTrip #CinemaGold #SarcasmCentralCheckout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Season 3 has premiered and big news, The First Lady has joined the cast full time so now every week you will have Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD. This week Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture, and MTD dive into the wild world of "The Cowboy Way." They start the show without Jacob, who is on assignment this week but will be back soon. Expect laughs, unexpected sharts, and a deep dive into why bull riding might just be the worst career choice ever. Brad's unexpected theater shart: A cautionary tale for anyone over 45. The First Lady's take on bull riding: "Immediate concussion is what it would be for me." Why Woody Harrelson's cowboy antics are the only reason to watch this movie. A debate on whether $20 million is worth losing your dignity in Times Square.Hashtags: #MovieTorture #TheCowboyWay #ComedyGold #ShartStoriesCheckout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week the gang welcomes back Hannah, Producer Gary who only watched half the movie, MTD and One-liner to talk about the 1989 movie "Who's Harry Crumb". Brad starts the show out laughing at something Troy said off air to Hannah..Brad also calls this movie Fat Fletch. MTD wonders if Troy would call out of his Tuesday night job to record with Hannah and Jacob says he would quit his job for Hannah. Brad gives him a shot to pitch to Hannah why she should date him.. They do talk about the movie some and Brad could not believe Annie Potts was 36 in this movie. Gary says very little but stay tuned for a great episode of fun. Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Brad hands over the reins to Hannah, who hilariously channels her inner Roger, wrapping up a month-long celebration of her contributions to the show. Hannah's Driving Adventures: Discover the legend of Hannah, who watches movies at double speed while driving, leading to the infamous Airbud mix-up—soccer instead of basketball! The Half Loaf Phenomenon: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" concept, a brainchild of the team that bread companies are now cheekily capitalizing on. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon marriage. Movie Spotlight: A look at "The Stupids," a film so delightfully absurd that it ranks as a favorite recording session, despite the chaos.On this stupid episode, the guys welcome the First Lady to talk about the 1996 movie "The Stupids" They start off by talking about how clever the writing is for this movie. MTD lets the gang know how much it costs to make this movie and how much it actually made. They ask each other where is the weirdest places that they have fallen asleep at and then they discuss how Tom Arnold was peaking in 1996. Brad lets Hannah know that she will be the resident Tom Arnold expert of the show. So do not fall asleep just sit back and enjoy this stupid episode.Listener Engagement:Share your favorite Hannah moments with us! What movie should we tackle next?Hashtags: #MovieTorture #HalfLoafSaga #PodcastComedyCall to Action: Don't miss out on the laughter and insights—subscribe now and join us for more movie madness!https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Jacob and Brad welcome listeners to a special edition of Movie Torture, celebrating the legendary Hannah, who bravely endures hours of cinematic chaos. The Brady Bunch Dream: The team hilariously imagines a new Movie Torture logo inspired by the Brady Bunch, complete with multiple Brad faces and a mysterious blank square for MTV. The Half Loaf Saga: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" phenomenon, a concept so genius that bread companies are now trolling Hannah on Instagram with their own versions. Wedding Plans: Brad and Jacob humorously plan Hannah's wedding, complete with a half loaf tattoo that magically transforms into a full loaf upon marriage. Movie Spotlight: A look at "Clifford," a film so delightfully terrible that it ranks in Brad's top five episodes, despite the audio quality hiccups.This week the gang welcomes The First Lady of Movie Torture, Jacob and MTD to talk about the creepy 1994 movie Clifford. They wonder if this movie is a comedy or a horror movie. They talk about the weird makeup Martin Short wears and how this could be a live action Chucky movie. Plus, the talk about how weird it is he keeps is bread in the fridge and then the show comes up with the idea of the half loaf just for singles. https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/Listener Engagement:Share your favorite half loaf moments with us! What movie should we tackle next?Hashtags: #MovieTorture #HalfLoafSaga #PodcastComedyCall to Action: Don't miss out on the laughter and insights—subscribe now and join us for more movie madness!Checkout the new Hopecast website:

Jacob and Brad kick off a special edition dedicated to honoring Hannah, the beloved co-host of Movie Torture. Hannah's Journey: A look back at how Hannah joined the show, her initial nerves, and her evolution into a key member of the team. Memorable Moments: The team reminisces about the creation of fake sponsors and the infamous "snooze button" segment. Movie Spotlight: Discussion of "Violent Night," a film that defied the usual Movie Torture criteria by being genuinely enjoyable. Hannah's Impact: Reflections on how Hannah's presence elevates the show and her unique ability to find humor in even the worst films.On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah as they discuss the 2022 Christmas DieHard "Violent Night" They start the episode out talking about Hannah's crown that she is wearing, a new sponsor "Snooze Buttons" The gang talks about how this is Home Alone for adults, They talk about the time Gary and Hannah were in a pizza eating contest, They ask Hannah if she would want to date Santa. Plus, Brad talks about his love for ALF and Hannah is confused.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/Listener Engagement:Share your favorite Hannah moments with us! What movie should we tackle next?Hashtags: #MovieTorture #HannahSpecial #PodcastLifeCall to Action: Don't miss out on the laughter and insights—subscribe now and join us for more movie madness!

Welcome to the "What did Hannah Ever do to Deserve this Month" which is basically the best of the First Lady. Brad, Jacob and Hannah reminisce about this classic episode and Brad reminds Hannah this is the first time she lets them know that she takes dumps while riding four wheelers. This is truly a classic episode that you have to listen to again.On this week's episode the guys are joined by the First Lady of Movie Torture Hannah to kick off Worst of 2023 month and this month they have a doozy, "Cocaine Bear"They start the show by introducing a new sponsor and then the gang wonders what a sequel would look like and what animals they would want to do drugs in the next movie. They also wonder how the pitch went for this movie to even be made. Plus, Hannah wonders if anyone has had to poop in the woods?Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob and Brad welcome Ashley, Troy, and MTD for a hilariously chaotic deep dive into the cinematic mess known as 976-EVIL. What starts as a simple roast quickly spirals into a whirlwind of hot takes, questionable IMDB rating guesses, and a disturbing amount of conversation about demonic phone bills and bathroom trauma. The gang takes aim at Robert Englund’s directorial debut with the precision of a pageant judge holding a grudge—calling out everything from the overcooked acting to the undercooked plot. Along the way, they unpack the film’s laughable portrayal of high schoolers (spoiler: no teen has ever acted like that), cringe through the infamous bathroom scene, and bond over the shared trauma of low-budget horror. Somewhere in the mix, societal beauty standards, the ethics of sequels, and even a controversial tangent about 9/11 movies sneak into the banter. It's weird, it's wild, and it's everything you never needed to know about 976-EVIL.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

Join Brad, Roger, Laura, and Jacob as they dive into the hilariously misguided world of "Celtic Pride." From gym teachers on the brink to the ultimate fanboy kidnapping, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs and questionable movie choices.Highlights:Roger's triumphant return, complete with Hulk Hogan hair. The gang's take on Judd Apatow's early work: "Celtic Pride" - a movie that even Bill Murray wouldn't touch. A deep dive into the Boston sports fan psyche, complete with superstitions and questionable fashion choices. The ultimate debate: Who's more annoying, the movie's characters or real-life sports fanatics? A fantasy recasting of "Celtic Pride" with Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/Hashtags: #CelticPride #MovieTorture #ComedyGold #JuddApatow #BostonFansCall to Action: Tune in for a laugh and let us know if you think "Celtic Pride" deserves a remake or should stay in the 90s vault. Link in first comment!

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are joined by Max, who happens to be Brad's son. In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad and Jacob are joined by Brad’s son Max—because if you’re going to suffer through a cinematic disaster, you might as well drag your offspring into it. The trio takes on The Pickleball Exorcist, a film so low-budget it looks like it was shot on a flip phone during someone's lunch break. With a plot that sounds like it was written by ChatGPT on NyQuil, they marvel at the unintentional comedy, gloriously awkward acting, and demon-slaying paddle battles that no one asked for. Between roasting the film and sharing personal stories, the crew somehow finds genuine joy in the madness. It’s a hilariously weird ride, proving that sometimes, bad movies make for the best family bonding—especially when they involve pickleball and exorcisms.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week the guys welcome back Hannah and there is a Producer Gary sighting although don't get too excited he didn't watch the movie and MTD and One liner joins them as they talk about The Brothers Solomon which they just don't understand how this movie flopped. Brad says he couldn't watch the movie and not imagine Gary and Troy as the leads with Hannah as the surrogate for their baby. Gary admits he didn't watch the movie and MTD secretly wants to watch the movie. So sit back and enjoy this bonkers episode.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week the guys welcome back Ashley from her hiatus. Ashley immediately lets the fellas know this is one of her favorite movies and Brad questions her movie taste. They quickly discover that her brother is in the chat which makes for a fun conversation. The guys play a joke on Ashley that leaves her not so happy but makes for another funny convo. Ashley confesses that she watches this movie a lot and even listens to scream music while working out. Brad again rails on Neve Campbell while MTD says she is a solid 9 on the 10 scale. Stay tuned for an episode even Ghostface wont forget.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/

This week the guys welcome Hannah back to the show to talk about the not Elton John movie RocketMan from 1997. They talk about Harland Williams and his leading role, the monkey of course. Brad asks Hannah if she could survive with just Troy for 8 months and Brad summarizes that Jacob and him would just talk movies for 8 months. They also wonder what would happen if the astronauts slept for 8 months and Harland Williams made them his puppets. Troy gets his opportunity to pitch to Hannah and he blows it but it leads to the guys singing Elvis Presley. While Troy says he doesn't have Hannah's number and what if he was sending voice texts to Producer Gary.Checkout the new Hopecast website:https://thehopecastnetwork.com/Follow Movie Torture here:https://www.instagram.com/movietorturepod/Buy Merch here:https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-hopecast-network-swag/This show is brought to you by The Hopecast Networkhttps://www.instagram.com/hopecastnetwork/