MOVIED!

Craig and Jake determine the ultimate top 10 movies list of 2025 by combining their cumulative top 5s. And then turn it into more of a top 22. And then discuss the fluctuating movie landscape. It's just... it's great, what can I say?

Two on Tubi by the Tuboys:No Packers, No Life: https://tubitv.com/movies/100049506/no-packers-no-lifeExes of Christmas Past: https://tubitv.com/movies/100048665/exes-of-christmas-past

Craig's five and Jake's five. What will they be????

Craig's top 5 and Jake's top 5 make a fabulous top 10 for your 2023-specific viewing pleasure. No overlap this year either. Then they do their 6-10. So I guess this is a top 20. Except there's overlap there. And Craig has an additional 7 instead of 5. So there's... there's just a lot going on. Still good though.

Craig and Jake drop the tastiest top fives you ever did hear before their six questions burrow deep into your hearts and memories. Find Craig at: https://www.youtube.com/wheezywaiter https://twitter.com/wheezywaiter Find Jake at: https://www.youtube.com/@jakejarvi https://www.instagram.com/janks37 Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird

Ahh, February. The season of romance. Craig and Jake discuss the rom coms they watched for Valentine’s Day, the new Spider-man, the new Ghostbusters, the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, they witness a UFO, and revisit the tagline game.

For the first MOVIED! monthly, Craig and Jake discuss their personal histories with the Scream franchise, the perils of the Tom Hanks dentistry scene in Cast Away, the new Oscar-snubbed Nicholas Cage movie Pig, Jake's experience with catching Covid, a Lindsay Lohan marathon in January dubbed Lindsay Lohanuary, and the introduction of the tagline game. Jake appeared on the Who's There? horror podcast (another podcast that understands the value of punctuation within the title): https://open.spotify.com/episode/2mnvht1Yz28hsIhNuwBlHU?si=4VfenmLsRrmsJEY9lf4H1g

Craig and Jake each deliver a smokin' hot top 5 movies of the year, discuss the late-pandemic cinemascape, and fight about holiday rom-coms.

Craig and Jake discuss the controversial and highly divisive masterpiece Promising Young Woman. Among our six questions we discuss favorite revenge films and whether Craig ever witnessed anyone spitting in food when he was a waiter what wheezes. Edited by Meg Ray Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird

A new Fincher film? About screenwriting in classic Hollywood??? This we gotta see. We also blind-pitch a sci-fi movie, talk about the best movies about writing, favorite classic film noirs, and opine over the best trophy wife in cinema. Edited by Meg Ray: https://www.megraymedia.com/ Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird 

Craig and Jake take a look at the latest in the 20th Century Fox X-men franchise as five youngsters with extraordinary abilities are confined to a mental health facility. In this week's six questions raised by the film, we explore our greatest fears, favorite season of Buffy, and the best-designed cinematic werewolf. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=N2GlGGL_QAKFMv1OpUtT2A Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Craig and Jake tackle the return of two non-henious prodigal sons, missing lo these 19 years. This is also the birth of a shorter, tighter format including the SIX QUESTIONS raised by the film. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=N2GlGGL_QAKFMv1OpUtT2A Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Craig and Jake discuss the #1 movie on Netflix, Project Power; what's the breaking point for believability with CGI fire; and whether Casey Neistat's love is enough to make us care about a woman who's freezing to death. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/48lVM4gtGmFjuZTT6jqtPF?si=aftx1R4QTQedwSyIfMbPow Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

The smart little horror film that was #1 at the US theatrical box office two weeks in a row. Craig and Jake discuss how hard it is to pull off a movie like this, whether horror requires gore, and a video version of the podcast arrives on WheezyNews later in the week. Theme music by Sheldon Ray Bird: https://soundcloud.com/sheldon-ray-bird MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Immortals everywhere! The big movies on Netflix and Hulu are both about people who just won't die. One is super action'y and comic book'y and the other is super hipster'ish and Ground Hog's Day'ish. Craig and Jake talk about their favorite movie immortals, the plight of the "sensitive tough guy", and finding peace in the repetition of adult life. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Craig and Jake discuss last week’s number 1 movie on Netflix, Patriots Day about the Boston Marathon bombing. They also get into the work of director Peter Berg, how the word “patriot” has been co-opted by assholes, making characters likable in under three minutes, and other favorite movies based on real events. ---- MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Things get very steamy as Craig and Jake discuss the number 1 movie on Netflix this week, 365 Days. This thing has more violent eroticism than you can shake Massimo's stick at. I mean, it's got it all--a shower scene, foreplay choking, the boat scene, a drone shot sex scene, and we didn't even talk about all the spitting that has TikTok all hot and bothered. Plus, we talk about some of our favorite erotic thrillers of the '90s. Get MOVIED! Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Something you've never before heard on MOVIED!, a discussion about a teen rom-com. Listen as a couple of romantic comedy lovers battle a couple of extreme skeptics. Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Craig and Jake welcome Eliza and Carlyn to the podcast for a quarantine live-streamed episode of the podcast examining a fictional world in crisis while their real world is in crisis. But the movie crisis is okay because it's filled with sci-fi action and seven Noomi Rapaces. MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

After we agreed on our love of the last divisive Star Wars movie, where do we stand on the new divisive Star Wars movie? Then, Jake has a revelation and we discuss our top five favorite movies of the DECADE! MOVIED! links: Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

After the tragic events of our Avengers: Infinity War episode, the team is back together to take on Avengers: Endgame. Will Craig and Jake finally agree on an Avengers movie? Does the film do justice to the 21 films that came before? How are the MOVIED! hosts trying to lose the weight they put on after they became full-time video editors? All this and more... Find us everywhere! iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

In an effort to cash in on what was our most successful episode, we return to the world of super-hero cinema with Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse. Did this movie catch both Craig and Jake in its hyper-stylized web or do we have another Infinity War on our hands? iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Time to talk about the craziest, bloodiest, witchiest movie of 2018. Craig and Jake have VERY different points of view on this one, so kick back in your mirrored dance studio, twist yourself into an unspeakable pretzel, and enjoy a vicious argument between friends. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Not only do we talk about the newest Mission Impossible movie, we go heavy into the whole franchise, get real about Tom Cruise, decide our top three favorite action movies, and, of course, discuss Heather Graham's directorial debut. Man, this podcast really does have it all. Casual Joggers vs. Tom Cruise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KYk_IA_8ok MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

MOVIED! stays aboard the sci-fi express as we talk about Alex Garland's Annihilation. This episode takes a second to get going as we talk about things Wheezy and YouTube related. Actual episode starts four minutes in. Then, after an hour of sci-fi goodness, we try something new with a half hour of chatting with the livestream. Is that a feature we should keep? We'd love to hear your thoughts. #TalkingAboutNataliePortman #GottaDrinkSomePortMan MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

Time to talk about the super cool indie, horror-tinged, sci-fi flick, The Endless. Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead really know how to hinge their stories on funny, interesting characters and dialogue that feels real while crazy-ass stuff starts to happen and fascinating ideas are explored. Now that's filmmaking, y'all. MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

This MOVIED! causes yet another rift in Craig and Jake's friendship. Speilberg's return to massive sci-fi spectacle is a little too something for some and just enough oh-yeah for others. This episode was also recorded live on the WheezyWaiter YouTube channel so you can watch us have this conversation if you prefer, just with less crisp audio and no edits: https://youtu.be/Volp-22JjJk #nothingmatters #whatishappening #speilbergforever MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

This time we talk about the strange and beautiful A Ghost Story. These are the kinds of movies I love talking about most. The conversation gets so much deeper when the flick isn't so cut and dry. Don't worry though, we plan to talk about a big, blockbustery picture next time. I know you were worried. P.S. I know you weren't worried. #jakehatesmattdamon #hereallydoesnt #craigdoesntbelieveinghosts MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

This is just in case anyone wants to make us a theme song. These are the only two parts of our current theme song. Use both, use neither. Any theme songs that are created as an intro to our podcast and a link sent to us here or to [email protected] will get used. (Or at least parts of them if you go g-dang crazy and make a super long one.)

It finally happened. An episode where Craig likes the movie more than Jake. For once, the MOVIED! protagonists switch roles as Jake attacks and Craig defends. It had to happen eventually, but who would have guessed that it would happen on a friggin' Avengers movie?! MOVIED! links: iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Sticher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy Tune In: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Film/Movied-p1088609/

This time we discuss the work of writer/director/cinematographer/editor Steven Soderbergh. Craig is a BIG fan. Special attention is paid to Logan Lucky, the Magic Mike movies, and Schizopolis, but we also talk about Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Out of Sight, The Limey, Erin Brokovich, the Ocean's movies, Bubble, Side Effects, and indie cinema in general. There's not really much in the way of spoilers here, so go nuts. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

So this episode is about 20% talking about Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle and just a bunch of talking about the movies we've seen since we last saw each other. Also, a few life updates at the beginning. We haven't talked in a bit, so...yeah. This thing solidly reiterates our non-format of rambling movie conversation. Good times. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

This time on MOVIED!, we talk about the latest Spider-man flick, Marvel movies, DC movies, reboots, and Jake's self-diagnosed superhero fatigue. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

This time we discuss the highly lauded Best Picture contender Get Out. But we also talk a lot about other potential Best Pictures, other Best Director nominees, and basically stage a love-in over Jordan Peele's directorial debut. Man, this is a fun hobby. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

Another beautifully disturbing and hyper-violent entry of MOVIED! as we discuss Brawl in Cell Block 99. First bit isn't too spoilery, then we go on ahead and get spoilery. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

So I guess if we talk about sci-fi we go over an hour. On this episode of MOVIED we discuss all of the Jois and sorrows of Blade Runner 2049. First bit isn't too spoilery, then we go on ahead and get spoilery. iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65a…duqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In tun.in/piSih

This time we talk about a much less popular movie. And weirder. And more disturbing. Basically, Jake's wheelhouse. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih

Everyone hates or loves The Last Jedi. Or "likes it, but..." or "was disappointed, but the action..." We love it. And talk about it for a little over an hour on the first installment of MOVIED. iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1329567064 Stitcher https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/movied Google Play https://play.google.com/music/m/Ip43jj65allt4a7aqjwduqxpsiy?t=MOVIED Tune In http://tun.in/piSih