Movies & Contemplation
by Jarokk and Cali
Jarrok & Cali take turns picking a movie to watch/review, and then ask if the other would ever watch the movie again alone. They pick a unique bottle of wine for each movie, & compare a character to a Shakespearean insult provided by the Handy Dandy Shakespearean Notebook!
Episodes
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The Menu
We are getting a late start on 2023. But, please enjoy one of our favorite movies of 2022, The Menu!
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The Muppet Christmas Carol
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year Contemplaters! Jarokk and Cali both love this Muppet classic! If you haven't seen the cut song from this film, check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbawsayImds
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Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Jarrok picked a perfect Thanksgiving movie that Cali has never seen. Warning: Tangents ahead! Hope everyone had an amazing Thanksgiving! Cali's Parody Song, featuring Jarokk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmA9sB3Qa1w
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The Devil's Rejects
Happy Halloween!! This is a Cali pick, but Jarokk enjoys this film as well. Very much a staple in the Movies & Contemplation house hold. This film has you question everything! Who is the hero and who is the villain??? Follow us on YouTube, we hope to do some on camera episodes soon:...
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Shaun of the Dead
Happy Spooky Season! Jarokk kicks it off with one of his favorite films. Cali has never seen this movie all the way through, and has been avoiding it. Will this be a Spinal Tap situation?
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Listener Pick: Serendipity
Thank you dear friends of the pod Clobbering Time and Pepper for picking this episode! Serendipity is not like other Romcoms, and Jarokk may surprise you in this one.
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Galaxy Quest
Jarokk picks the serious comedy and shares some fun behind the scenes action. Talking about the deleted scenes does not do it justice! Check the link below to watch the hilarity. Deleted Scenes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhLAECUIORo
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Saved!
Recorded this when the Roe vs Wade overturn and totally not on purpose! This nostalgic early 2000's gem pokes fun but also makes a lot of amazing points about the dangers of seeing things only in black and white.
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Ready to Rumble
Jarokk picks the 2000's wrestling goofy comedy, and Cali is just thrilled. Jarokk gives some great behind the scenes action on the wrestling world, and Cali watches a classic porno. Click the link below to sub to our YouTube channel, we would love to chat with you guys in the comment section of…
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Encanto
Jarokk & Cali are back with the beautifully fun/tear jerker that is Encanto!
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
While riding the spirit road, Jarokk and Cali contemplate the third Ninja Turtles film. Click the link below to sub to our YouTube channel, we would love to chat with you guys in the comment section of the episodes! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi-9crQcA5sEzJxgq0Ggv_w
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Twilight
Happy 2022, Contemplators!! What better way to kick off the new year than with sparkly vampires!? Jarokk's Twilight past runs deep and becomes triggered. Cali originally picked this movie for the giggles, but ends up questioning everything. To the Twilight fans: Sorry... but not really.
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Secret of the Ooze
Jarokk and Cali dive deep into the Ooze, and the return of the fab four. They contemplate new voices, new costumes, and question why no Bebop or Rocksteady?? Line??
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The Brave Little Toaster
Very late Halloween episode! If you watched this movie as a kid, make sure you watch it as an adult! It's still a great film, but there were way more dark themes than you remembered! 25 deaths and 4 major injuries. The time has come to retire The Handy Dandy Shakespearian Notebook. Rip
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1990
Cali passes the shell and gives Jarokk the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 90's trilogy. Hopefully the new mic sounds okay!
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The Matrix
Jarokk and Cali tap into The Matrix. Jarokk gives us a taste of what Morpheus would've sounded like if Sean Connery accepted the role and Cali does her best Agent Smith.
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Cricket Snapper
Jarokk and Cali give thanks to everyone who donated and shared Gypsy's GoFundMe by watching something completely different. A film writer/actor/director/producer who believed himself to be Orson Welles reincarnated, took it upon himself to portray the real world of BDSM, and an old war tool. With...
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The Professional
Jarokk finally picks the assassin with the heart of gold film. Jarokk also shares some fun behind the scene action. Gypsy's GoFunMe goal was met! Thank you to everyone who donated and shared! As a thank you, we are going to record a live Jarokk reaction to an "artsy" independent film. Look for…
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Couples Retreat
To make things light this week, Jarokk and Cali switched it up again. This is a film they both enjoy and wanted to have fun with this episode! Not sure if you'll be able to tell if this movie was viewed a few times. We have been going through a lot with our fur baby, Gypsy. She is in need of a...
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Adam
Cali picks the Indie 2009 Romantic Dramady that shows two people who learn a lot from a premature relationship. Jarokk tries to sing a song from Labyrinth but completely botches the words. Hugh Dancy shines! Did you like the the character of Beth?
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This is Spinal Tap
Jarokk picks the cult classic Mockumentary he loved since high school. Cali had no idea the movie was improved and has performed at one of the band's venues. Jarokk also shares a funny Stonehenge story.
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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Jarokk and Cali both have a good time contemplating this classic comedy. Cali attempts to test out a new segment for the pod.
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Mortal Kombat 2021
Jarokk switches it up and picks the newly released Mortal Kombat movie. Jarokk and Cali question why the, "GET OVER HERE!" voice over was changed, Jarokk throws in his theories, and Cali can't pronounce, "Arcana."
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That Thing You Do!
Cali picks that one film about the one song you won't be able to get out of your heads. Jarokk and Cali have opposing views on certain characters. If this movie seems too cheesy, do yourself a favor and watch it for Steve Zahn. Comedy gold!
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Mortal Kombat
Excited for the new reboot, Jarokk picks the 1995 classic video game turned film. Jarokk and Cali contemplate the stage combat, the cheese factor, and the epic theme song.
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America's Sweethearts
Cali picks the 2001 dark romcom about America's obsession with celebrity couples. This movie does a great job poking fun at the, "Biz" of Hollywood, and what it takes to promote a new film. DRAMA SELLS, PEOPLE!
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Master and Commander
Jarokk and Cali get nautical and contemplate this adventure drama based on a book series. Cali has never seen this film and thought it was The Perfect Storm. Homework for our Contemplators: Why was Russell Crowe cast in Les Misérables???
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The Duchess
Cali shares one of her favorite movies when feeling a little blue. The cast of The Duchess shines showing the life of a strong 18th century aristocrat during a difficult time for women. Jarokk surprises Cali on his interpretation of The Duke. Apologies for episodes coming out a little late! We…
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The Last of the Mohicans
Jarokk smudges himself and becomes one with nature talking about his favorite film while depressed. Ice cream included. Cali has has some favorite characters, but might have struggled on this one. The unsung heroes were Uncas and Alice.
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Moulin Rouge!
Cali is overly excited talking about a movie very near and dear to her heart. Jarokk recalls the first time he attempted to watch the movie. Jarokk and Cali both agree Deobia Opari as Le Chocolat was underused and the true hero. Cali also talks the Broadway production.
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Fiddler on the Roof
Jarokk shines while he talks about his favorite musical and dream role. Spoiler: Cali kicks herself for never seeing the musical or the film in full, until now. More musical movies to contemplate in the future!
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While You Were Sleeping
Happy New Years Contemplators! Let's make 2021 a Good N You moment! Jarokk and Cali finish 2020 with another classically underrated 90's Romantic Comedy.
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Lethal Weapon
Recorded on his Birthday, Jarokk picks the buddy cop movie with enough mullet to last you a lifetime. Cali zones out a lot, Jarokk admits the film had a few unanswered questions, and Opie can now open doors like a Raptor.
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Father of the Bride
Cali picks the feel good 90's family comedy. Jarokk shares how he asked Cali's parents for her hand, breaks down how he kept the engagement a secret, and they both share a little about their wedding day.
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The Rock
Jarokk picks a film to honor his long time hero, Sean Connery. Cali doesn't take long to share how she REALLY feels about this film and the director. Apologies for the rough sound. Follow Jarokk on Twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/jarokkcog89
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The Exorcist
What better was to celebrate Thanksgiving then listening to Jarokk and Cali talk about the original Exorcist film! After randomly listening to the audiobook, Cali picks the faith challenging detective story. Jarokk conquers his fear and finally finishes the film to it's entirety. Pictures to…
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The Thing
On yet another dark and stormy night, Jarokk picks the John Carpenter Classic horror mystery film. Jarokk and Cali gush over the practical effects, Jarokk shares some behind the scenes action, and Cali tries to crack an unsolvable code.
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The Craft
Cali picks another one of her favorite films she can recite on que. Jarokk and Cali contemplate this almost perfect film that also had many issues. Cali interviewed a real practicing Witch and asked what witchcraft was real and what was made for Hollywood. Cali binds you Neil Breen from doing…
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Hocus Pocus
Jarokk and Cali take you away into one of their favorite Halloween movies. They contemplate all the adult humor they never understood as children, share fun facts about the film, and Doug Jones.
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Dick
Cali picks an underrated political comedy about Tricky Dick and the Watergate scandal. Jarokk voices his VERY strong opinion about the two main characters, and Cali talks about the time she met The Most Dangerous Man in America.
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DragonHeart
Jarokk picks one of his favorite films as a kid that also stars his hero, Sean Connery. Jarokk and Cali contemplate old CGI vs. new CGI, how a PG13 film can also be family friendly, and Cali questions David Thewlis's character choice as Einon.
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Only You
Cali picks the 1994 Romantic Comedy. She use to be team Faith, but now she has risen to team Kate. Bonnie Hunt as Kate was the real star of this movie. Jarokk gets a big surprise when he discovers who makes a cameo in this film.
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Saving Private Ryan
Gather around students! Professor Jarokk has picked a film he would like you all to contemplate. This one is for all you history buffs and War content bingers. Yes, there will be a test after the episode.
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The Shape of Water
Cali picks the film she believes is a work of art. She talks about what she think the film's themes are, forgets how to pronounce the character Giles's name, and Jarokk breaks down the men washing their hands scene. Doug Jones, please be our friend.
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Hook
Jarokk picks a Robin Williams film that brings you back to being a child. Jarokk and Cali both toss a hand full of pixie dust and take you back to Never Neverland. Doesn't Hooks meltdown scene feel very 2020 mood?? Also, "Junk-Tified," is the new term for pandemic brain.
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The Birdcage
By an unexpected act from Mother Nature herself, this episode became available on the anniversary of Robin Williams passing. His memory will forever live on, he will forever keep us laughing with him, and to always show compassion for those who suffer in silence. Jarokk and Cali contemplate and...
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Mrs. Doubtfire
Contemplators! You voted and we delivered! Our first Robin Williams film was your choice and Mrs. Doubtfire was the winner. This episode was so fun to record, we almost made it a two parter.
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Secondhand Lions
Cali picks a film she didn't expect to like as much as she did. Jarokk recites two powerful short speeches from the film. This touching coming of age film shows how you can find true family under odd circumstances, what it takes to be REAL man, and how to wear the proper attire for all your extra...
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Adventures in Babysitting
Jarokk picks his favorite film growing up and still swoons over Elisabeth Sue. Cali points out Debbie's VERY dark story line gets pushed aside for the popular blonde's boy troubles. We can all agree that Calvin Levels as Joe Gipp was the best. However, would he have been a better choice as the…
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Showgirls
Cali picks one of her top 10 favorite films. This 1995 NC-17 flop became the iconic cult classic it deserves. Jarokk and Cali laugh throughout the episode talking about their favorite moments, quotes, and cringe sex scenes. Cali also talks about the 2020 documentary about the film, You Don't Know...
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Jarrok & Cali take turns picking a movie to watch/review, and then ask if the other would ever watch the movie again alone. They pick a unique bottle of wine for each movie, & compare a character to a Shakespearean insult provided by the Handy Dandy Shakespearean Notebook!
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